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#20451

“Tactical” fannypack is where he keeps the Little Debbie snack cakes to keep the others in line/focused.  

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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#20452
12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The magnificent seven

The Magnificent Ate.

#20454
On 9/22/2022 at 7:21 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

my connection seems to only be plugged into kinky milf porn. odd

Ted?
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#20455
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

We need people to watch the watchers. And slap them upside the head when they inevitably try to interfere. 

I nominate these guys.  Keep it old school and give whitey something to really be scared about.

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#20457
11 hours ago, Red Five said:

I think the guy on the far right is wide enough to play two OL spots for us at once.

Twice the BMI, half the Wonderlic score.

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#20458
11 hours ago, Red Five said:

I think the guy on the far right

You’re going to need to be more specific.

#20459
5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I nominate these guys.  Keep it old school and give whitey something to really be scared about.

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Black Panthers vs Lack Panthers.

#20461
17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he must be the mastermind. he's the only that wore a jacket

Don't sleep on the gas mask case strapped to his leg. Shit's bout to go down.

#20470
1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Nick Adams has to be a bit.

Yeah. But the question is, is he poking fun or trying to gain visibility to take their money?

#20473
 

While Schaerlaeckens could only find a limited offering of box scores from Trump's time at NYMA, they painted a picture of the future president as a solid fielder but a questionable hitter — in nine games, Trump went 4-29 at the plate for a batting average of .138.
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I see why Ted Williams was scared for his job
#20475

So the Qanon girl has been texting me that the military is standing by ready to take orders from Trump.

 

#20476
So the Qanon girl has been texting me that the military is standing by ready to take orders from Trump.
 

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#20477

Tell her Trump wants her to send you a picture of a sharpie up her butt

#20480
7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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This is the conservative movement in America. 

Serious question, how many mother fucking conferences/conventions do they have?

#20482
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest mother fuckers alive ...

 



There is simply no reasoning with people who believe these things. They live in an alternate reality and are unreachable.

 

#20484
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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This is the conservative movement in America. 

Broken record:  close and barricade ALL entrances and exits, burn it down. 

#20485
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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This is the conservative movement in America. 

I count at least 5 people who might be under federal indictment by then

#20486
12 hours ago, Bookman said:

So the Qanon girl has been texting me that the military is standing by ready to take orders from Trump.

 

They've been saying that for 5 fucking years

#20487
15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I count at least 5 people who might be under federal indictment by then

 

perfect place to round up cell phones 

#20488
25 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Broken record:  close and barricade ALL entrances and exits, burn it down. 

 

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#20489
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

wut

Just drop a “Kansas has no trees” and be done with it. (No idea why that stupid sign stuck with me)

#20491
7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Not shocked. White, no college, and 55+. Did they not ask if they had a goatee?

 

This has not changed in 7 years.  This is not news.

#20493
On 9/27/2022 at 7:03 AM, Bookman said:

So the Qanon girl has been texting me that the military is standing by ready to take orders from Trump.

 

Text her back: “You can’t possibly be this stupid.”

#20496
18 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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This is the conservative movement in America. 

Chen and Farmer should be kicked out of the country…yes I know Farmer is hitched to Owens.

#20497
17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I count at least 5 people who might be under federal indictment by then

Last clip I saw of Bannon, he was in cuffs.  Is he out already?

#20499
2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Not shocked. White, no college, and 55+. Did they not ask if they had a goatee?

 

58% of Republicans are fucking liars. 

#20500
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Text her back: “You can’t possibly be this stupid.”

"But if you are, come over tonight at 1am... and bring all your money."

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