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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#23454
15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
The cult is out in Florida.

 

Why the fuck are there fucking cops out there as chaperones or something?  

#23455
1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, that's it? 

The cult near Mar-a-Lago today.

 

#23456
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why the fuck are there fucking cops out there as chaperones or something?  

stop me if you've heard this one: maybe they got a permit?









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#23457
The US flag is waving over the white house, you all keep cropping the photos

All the flag "experts" are having a fit on Twitter.

 

#23458
Women can’t believe how alpha I am.Men want to be as alpha as me. And liberals? Liberals fear me.

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#23459

That's somebody who got a wedgie that drew blood.

Or somebody who should have gotten a wedgie that drew blood.

Edit: I'm against bullying.  Except for some people.

And he's got an awesome collage on his twitter

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#23462
1 hour ago, pacman said:
The US flag is waving over the white house, you all keep cropping the photos

All the flag "experts" are having a fit on Twitter.

 

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#23463
Ron Johnson wonders to Maria Bartiromo why Biden hasn't been more magnanimous in his treatment of Trump, like Trump was to Hillary Clinton

 

#23465
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hillary: conceded the election

Trump: claimed it was stolen

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I'm watching Idiocracy again.  This completely checks out.

#23466
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm watching Idiocracy again.  This completely checks out.

JFC.  I haven't watched this since probably 2014.  This is really depressing.  It is so close to actual reality.

#23467
27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm watching Idiocracy again.  This completely checks out.

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

JFC.  I haven't watched this since probably 2014.  This is really depressing.  It is so close to actual reality.

It's absolutely uncanny how accurate it is.

#23468

😂😂😂😂

"January 6th is gonna look like a playground" - Trump supporter Pat speaks outside of Trump National Doral Miami where Former President expected to arrive for his second Indictment - "All we need is an order, we are ready"

 

#23469
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

"January 6th is gonna look like a playground" - Trump supporter Pat speaks outside of Trump National Doral Miami where Former President expected to arrive for his second Indictment - "All we need is an order, we are ready"

 

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#23471
18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

"January 6th is gonna look like a playground" - Trump supporter Pat speaks outside of Trump National Doral Miami where Former President expected to arrive for his second Indictment - "All we need is an order, we are ready"

 

This dude did "19 years in this county as a federal agent"? Sure, Jan.

"If he gets indoctrinated, Jan 6th is going to look like a playground from all the inside voices I hear."

"They told us to refrain ourselves."

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#23472
14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This dude did "19 years in this county as a federal agent"? Sure, Jan.

"If he gets indoctrinated, Jan 6th is going to look like a playground from all the inside voices I hear."

"They told us to refrain ourselves."

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Sniff, sniff. <nose wipe>

#23473
Q: "What's your message to the people in the GOP that still believe the election was stolen?"Chris Christie: "Just show me the evidence. It's the same thing I said to Donald Trump in the aftermath of the 2020 election...There's no evidence."

 

#23475
18 hours ago, C-Man said:

This dude did "19 years in this county as a federal agent"? Sure, Jan.

"If he gets indoctrinated, Jan 6th is going to look like a playground from all the inside voices I hear."

"They told us to refrain ourselves."

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Antifa spit on his kids.

Methhead wore his maga gear rather than his nazi gear to this outing.

#23477
20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

"January 6th is gonna look like a playground" - Trump supporter Pat speaks outside of Trump National Doral Miami where Former President expected to arrive for his second Indictment - "All we need is an order, we are ready"

 

He’d feel a lot better if he went inside and ate something.

#23481
10 minutes ago, Pancho said:
What in the MAGA is this https://t.co/nsQIwuNRqj

 

That’s called an attention whore

#23482

It's performance art. This installation is called "sooey" and is highlighting how Jack Smith is going to give a Deliverance style fucking to the orange clown. 

#23485
On 6/11/2023 at 10:10 PM, Beau Vine said:
Ron Johnson wonders to Maria Bartiromo why Biden hasn't been more magnanimous in his treatment of Trump, like Trump was to Hillary Clinton

 

Ana is Ron Johnson?

#23487

Have you really been to a youth sports event if there wasn't a grandma in the crowd accusing 9 year old girls of being genital mutilators?

 

#23488
33 minutes ago, pacman said:

Have you really been to a youth sports event if there wasn't a grandma in the crowd accusing 9 year old girls of being genital mutilators?

One of these fuckheads is liable to lay their hands on one of these kids and find out.

#23490

The dumbest people. 

Like little children, seeing things and pointing, crying bloody murder. Then adults have to explain the world to them. 

I read half of State Department report on Burisma allegations last night. Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe the amount of money that was wasted on that dumb shit. The Joe Biden got the prosecutor fired for investigating Burisma allegation was proven false in their own investigation. The investigation into Burisma was started in 2012 by a different prosecutor. The corrupt guy inherited the investigation, and Joe Biden got him fired because he wouldn’t investigate Burisma or any other corruption because he was corrupt and getting paid off. The report kept touting a US station chief saying Hunter being on Burisma board made their anti-corruption message a little awkward. That’s IT. And the report kept saying, and Biden did NOTHING about this station chiefs comment. The HORROR. 

#23491

Well, it is literally true that Joey Two Scoops got Shokin fired.

It's just that the entire western world wanted Shokin fired.

But uKraInE is c0rRuPt!  And full of nAzIs!

#23492
7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The dumbest people. 

Like little children, seeing things and pointing, crying bloody murder. Then adults have to explain the world to them. 

I read half of State Department report on Burisma allegations last night. Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe the amount of money that was wasted on that dumb shit. The Joe Biden got the prosecutor fired for investigating Burisma allegation was proven false in their own investigation. The investigation into Burisma was started in 2012 by a different prosecutor. The corrupt guy inherited the investigation, and Joe Biden got him fired because he wouldn’t investigate Burisma or any other corruption because he was corrupt and getting paid off. The report kept touting a US station chief saying Hunter being on Burisma board made their anti-corruption message a little awkward. That’s IT. And the report kept saying, and Biden did NOTHING about this station chiefs comment. The HORROR. 

Wait.

You're telling me claims by Republicans aren’t on the up and up?

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#23493
The dumbest people. 
Like little children, seeing things and pointing, crying bloody murder. Then adults have to explain the world to them. 
I read half of State Department report on Burisma allegations last night. Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe the amount of money that was wasted on that dumb shit. The Joe Biden got the prosecutor fired for investigating Burisma allegation was proven false in their own investigation. The investigation into Burisma was started in 2012 by a different prosecutor. The corrupt guy inherited the investigation, and Joe Biden got him fired because he wouldn’t investigate Burisma or any other corruption because he was corrupt and getting paid off. The report kept touting a US station chief saying Hunter being on Burisma board made their anti-corruption message a little awkward. That’s IT. And the report kept saying, and Biden did NOTHING about this station chiefs comment. The HORROR. 

None of that is important. The only thing that matters was that there was an investigation. It’s a go-to tactic that unfortunately is effective.
#23494
1 hour ago, Woland said:


None of that is important. The only thing that matters was that there was an investigation. It’s a go-to tactic that unfortunately is effective.

In the case of Trump’s extortion of Zelensky/Ukraine, there doesn’t even have to be an investigation. Just announce that there’s an investigation. The only thing Trump was concerned about was how it played on the reality tv show that was his presidency. 

#23495
In the case of Trump’s extortion of Zelensky/Ukraine, there doesn’t even have to be an investigation. Just announce that there’s an investigation. The only thing Trump was concerned about was how it played on the reality tv show that was his presidency. 

Exactly. An allegation is more easily sold to the audience than the truth.
#23496
2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

The dumbest people. 

Like little children, seeing things and pointing, crying bloody murder. Then adults have to explain the world to them. 

I read half of State Department report on Burisma allegations last night. Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe the amount of money that was wasted on that dumb shit. The Joe Biden got the prosecutor fired for investigating Burisma allegation was proven false in their own investigation. The investigation into Burisma was started in 2012 by a different prosecutor. The corrupt guy inherited the investigation, and Joe Biden got him fired because he wouldn’t investigate Burisma or any other corruption because he was corrupt and getting paid off. The report kept touting a US station chief saying Hunter being on Burisma board made their anti-corruption message a little awkward. That’s IT. And the report kept saying, and Biden did NOTHING about this station chiefs comment. The HORROR. 

 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, it is literally true that Joey Two Scoops got Shokin fired.

It's just that the entire western world wanted Shokin fired.

But uKraInE is c0rRuPt!  And full of nAzIs!

UGH.  This was all explained two years ago when the dotard tried to extort Zelensky.  But we have the memories of goldfish.

#23500
On 6/12/2023 at 1:07 PM, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

"January 6th is gonna look like a playground" - Trump supporter Pat speaks outside of Trump National Doral Miami where Former President expected to arrive for his second Indictment - "All we need is an order, we are ready"

 

19 years as a Federal agent?  So, one year short of retirement?  Hmmmm . . . 

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