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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#26153

😂😂😂😂

To the fine gentleman driving in front of me with two American flag, one “America First,” and one large “Secede Texas” bumper stickers on his truck, I’d like to introduce you to a phrase called “make a fucking decision you dumbass.”

 

#26154
Trump supporter: “Joe Biden is the problem. He shouldn't be in the WH. He didn't win the election. I believe this with my whole heart”Fox News reporter: “Wow. Such a passionate point of view. A lot of people agree with you as well”Via @DecodingFoxNews

 

#26157
11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Joe Bite-me…. SMGDH, such children. 

it's just like aggy with their names for Colt

#26159
28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Trump supporter: “Joe Biden is the problem. He shouldn't be in the WH. He didn't win the election. I believe this with my whole heart”Fox News reporter: “Wow. Such a passionate point of view. A lot of people agree with you as well”Via @DecodingFoxNews

 

You believe it with your whole heart?  Well, then it must be true.  

To paraphrase Patton Oswalt:  I'm glad you like a fake reality, but that's not how the world works.  You can't just say, "I saw it in a book I like!  Make the thing in the book be real, here, and now!"

God damn these fuckers are going to be the death of us all.

#26160
“As a daughter of a Cuban political prisoner...Who fought against authoritarians and dictators”Mercedes Schlapp says that President Biden “sounds just like Fidel Castro” when he criticized Trump for his role in the Jan. 6 attack on our democracy & his promise to rule as a…

Jeff Goldblum What GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden

#26162
58 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
“As a daughter of a Cuban political prisoner...Who fought against authoritarians and dictators”Mercedes Schlapp says that President Biden “sounds just like Fidel Castro” when he criticized Trump for his role in the Jan. 6 attack on our democracy & his promise to rule as a…

Jeff Goldblum What GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden

As the son of an electrician, I say you should let me rewire your house. Because all that got passed down to me genetically.

#26165
15 minutes ago, Underdog said:

She’s just ferklempt to why her husband grabs men’s genitals and not hers. 

 

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#26168
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, she must have been REALLY pissed by Trump's daily rhetoric.

Good thing Trump didn’t say she and her kind were poisoning the blood of the country…..oh…

Frustrated World Cup GIF

#26169
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Trump supporter: “Joe Biden is the problem. He shouldn't be in the WH. He didn't win the election. I believe this with my whole heart”Fox News reporter: “Wow. Such a passionate point of view. A lot of people agree with you as well”Via @DecodingFoxNews

 

How soon will these people die?

#26172
13 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

How soon will these people die?

Depends on where they were eating and last Health Dept inspection so maybe soon. 

#26173
12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So is she not Maga enough or too Maga? 

She's TexAgs maga. Read: cray cray but not sharp or shrewd. Need a scorecard sometimes.

The big news in Trump right circles is a fight between Laura Loomer and Kristina Karamo, who accuse each other of being Democrats. Patrick Byrne is siding with Karamo and thinks Loomer is a fed. Roger Stone works with Loomer, who is in Iowa harassing Trump's primary opponents. 😂

 

#26174
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

She's TexAgs maga. Read: cray cray but not sharp or shrewd. Need a scorecard sometimes.

The big news in Trump right circles is a fight between Laura Loomer and Kristina Karamo, who accuse each other of being Democrats. Patrick Byrne is siding with Karamo and thinks Loomer is a fed. Roger Stone works with Loomer, who is in Iowa harassing Trump's primary opponents. 😂

 

Thanks. These dumb fucks are a literal version of the keystone cops.

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I'm literally stupid

#26175
9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Thanks. These dumb fucks are a literal version of the keystone cops.

So you're saying they're PAID ACTORS. Iknewit, knewit, knewit.

#26176
1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

How soon will these people die?

The government should never have been so successful against smoking.

Why must everything our government do have some sort of unintended consequences?!

#26177

Gallows.  Like every other country would've already done by now. 
 

🚨In audio obtained by Mediate, Roger Stone allegedly spoke with a then NYPD officer about assassinating Democratic Representatives Eric Swalwell and Jerry Nadler. (1/2)https://t.co/32X2RR3ELb



 

#26178
40 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

So you're saying they're PAID ACTORS. Iknewit, knewit, knewit.

God damn it. I always bitch about people using "literal" incorrectly. 

They got to me.

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#26179
17 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Gallows.  Like every other country would've already done by now. 
 

🚨In audio obtained by Mediate, Roger Stone allegedly spoke with a then NYPD officer about assassinating Democratic Representatives Eric Swalwell and Jerry Nadler. (1/2)https://t.co/32X2RR3ELb



 

Looks like judge doom from Roger rabbit. 

#26180
30 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Gallows.  Like every other country would've already done by now. 
 

🚨In audio obtained by Mediate, Roger Stone allegedly spoke with a then NYPD officer about assassinating Democratic Representatives Eric Swalwell and Jerry Nadler. (1/2)https://t.co/32X2RR3ELb



 

 

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#26182
On 12/25/2023 at 6:47 PM, Macanudo said:

Some interesting facts about Derrick:

Derrick received a Bachelor of Arts from West Liberty University where he earned NCAA First Team All American honors as a captain of the football team

After four years in the education system, Derrick stepped away from teaching to pursue his passion for real estate investing and property management. 

Before politics, Derrick was a conservative and pro-life activist whose passion for ending abortion lead to numerous unborn lives being saved.

Derrick married his college sweetheart Melissa (Pierzchala) who is a first generation American. 

West Liberty is DII and has an enrollment of a whopping 2500 students.   He's basically a religious zealot who sells real estate and has a foreign wife.   Wow.

i assume directional liberty is on baylor's schedule

#26186
9 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

She's TexAgs maga. Read: cray cray but not sharp or shrewd. Need a scorecard sometimes.

The big news in Trump right circles is a fight between Laura Loomer and Kristina Karamo, who accuse each other of being Democrats. Patrick Byrne is siding with Karamo and thinks Loomer is a fed. Roger Stone works with Loomer, who is in Iowa harassing Trump's primary opponents. 😂

 

Wouldn't it be weird if Trump was a Democratic plant used to goad anti-government Republicans who became ubiquitous after Waco into committing crimes for which they could be incarcerated and preventing them from exposing the Dem pedo sex trafficking ring?

 

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#26187
4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And every single fucking one of them will still vote for and support him.  Worthless God cunts. 

Yes they will still vote for Trump. A Christian pastor should put his religion before the country. And they should be greatly offended that a non-religious person is openly lying about religion. But they forgive anything for Trump because of judges. 

And while I imagine Trump laughs at the religious folk for being stupid, in his eyes, he doesn't care about any judge or law as long as he wins.

#26188
2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Wouldn't it be weird if Trump was a Democratic plant used to goad anti-government Republicans who became ubiquitous after Waco into committing crimes for which they could be incarcerated and preventing them from exposing the Dem pedo sex trafficking ring?

 

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is someone off screen with a leaf blower pointed only at Melanie?

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#26190
11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Who wore it better

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Bitch looks like one of the puppets from the Genesis "Land of Confusion" video. 

#26191
14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is someone off screen with a leaf blower pointed only at Melanie?

Other than that, it looks like some fashion shot where everyone is having an unnatural amount of fun. 

The fun that comes from goading Gravy  Meal Team 6 into the slammer. 

#26192
23 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Bitch looks like one of the puppets from the Genesis "Land of Confusion" video. 

music video vintage GIF

#26193
4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Bitch looks like one of the puppets from the Genesis "Land of Confusion" video. 

rep for '80s music reference.

 

#26194
Rep. Nancy Mace voted to oust Kevin McCarthy, performatively wore a scarlet letter, and just went on an unhinged rant in the Hunter Biden hearing. Here’s why our style guide will still call for describing her as a moderate Republican.

 

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#26198

Happy Cracking Up GIF by Regal

Jamie Raskin: “I know you’d like to believe it, but your fantasies are not the law of the United States.” Biggs: “I have great fantasies.”Jamie Raskin: “I’m certain you do. You and Ms. Greene might want to discuss them together.”#MarjorieTaylorPeen

 

#26200
Just now, Red Five said:

Damn Raskin was on fire yesterday.

His cancer is in remission, and it appears he's finally back to full strength.  I would not want to debate that guy.

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