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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#26902
10 hours ago, Red Five said:

She is one of the most famous people in the world, is objectively attractive (how much so depends on your tastes) and is worth billions. These people live in an upside down world.

Has a vagina, adoration and is worth billions.

Of course Trump hates her.

#26903
7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Children are the one group of Americans we still exclude from voting…

I mean, we’re still doing our best to exclude blacks, college students, etc. 

#26904
On 1/31/2024 at 11:52 AM, Js1 said:

Oh no. 

I don't get it.  End of page one is Laura Ingraham and end of page 2 is some dude named Doug Mastriano.  What am I missing?

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#26905
8 hours ago, BamaATL said:

It's pretty depressing honestly.  When I was on campus I worked at Gorgas library (our main) for a while in the inter-library exchange in special collections (I was for all intents and purposes a glorified package handler at minimum wage, nothing special by any means).  We actually have a pretty amazing library.  This whole "movement" is just pathetic and generally sad.  

*fist bump*

During school I had a federal work study gig in a campus library. Later when my children were small, for 5+ years volunteered once a week in the elem library at their school. I loved it. Nothing quite as thrilling as matching children to books that engage their interests and have them coming back for more and more to read. For some students, that library was a refuge from the negativity they faced from peers, from family members, from certain teachers; having a half an hour to sit by themselves w/o interruption to momentarily escape into another world and then be able to place that world in their backpack until their next visit.

#26906
9 hours ago, Walser said:

Yeah I did see that banner but did not pay much attention to that detail. I remember thinking that's a little weird but moved on.

I alternate between being on that ledge with you and being an optimist gump. 

In the end I think these are just children who need their cough medicine and be put to bed for the night.

What was the turnout like? 100 people? 1,000?

#26907
4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What was the turnout like? 100 people? 1,000?

If it was into the thousands, would have been on social media and the local news stations would have covered it more.  KXAN did cover it and said around 500

https://www.kxan.com/nexstar/gods-army-convoy-holds-rally-in-dripping-springs-before-heading-to-border/

 A traveling convoy journeying across the nation toward the southern border made a stop in Dripping Springs Thursday to hold a rally, in which organizers and speakers conveyed mixed messages regarding their goal.

….

Throughout the Thursday pep rally, speakers had mixed messages about what the goal of the convoy was. Several speakers and those in attendance said they were going down to the border to pray, while others took a more confrontational approach.

Roughly 500 people were in attendance, according to a security guard at the event. The rally began around 5 p.m. Thursday at the One Shot Distillery and Brewery. The convoy arrived in Central Texas late Wednesday.

#26909

I wanted to drive out there to taunt them, but figured I'd probably run into my cousin and her husband since they live in Belterra.  And didn't want to have an awkward exchange.

csb/ we had a driver attempt to go from Maryland to Texas to join the convoy.  We fired his ass, with no severance package.  Dumbass.  

#26910
12 hours ago, Walser said:

Yeah I did see that banner but did not pay much attention to that detail. I remember thinking that's a little weird but moved on.

I alternate between being on that ledge with you and being an optimist gump. 

In the end I think these are just children who need their cough medicine and be put to bed for the night.

 

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Children are the one group of Americans we still exclude from voting…

exactly. these people are dangerous because they vote. if they didn't, then yes, this would be cute. but this shit ain't funny.

#26911
In case you didn’t know, @RyanAFournier was charged and arrested last month for beating and choking his ex-girlfriend because she didn’t respect his authority over her. #PAB #typicalrepublican

 

#26912
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If it was into the thousands, would have been on social media and the local news stations would have covered it more.  KXAN did cover it and said around 500

https://www.kxan.com/nexstar/gods-army-convoy-holds-rally-in-dripping-springs-before-heading-to-border/

 A traveling convoy journeying across the nation toward the southern border made a stop in Dripping Springs Thursday to hold a rally, in which organizers and speakers conveyed mixed messages regarding their goal.

….

Throughout the Thursday pep rally, speakers had mixed messages about what the goal of the convoy was. Several speakers and those in attendance said they were going down to the border to pray, while others took a more confrontational approach.

Roughly 500 people were in attendance, according to a security guard at the event. The rally began around 5 p.m. Thursday at the One Shot Distillery and Brewery. The convoy arrived in Central Texas late Wednesday.

One shot fucking sucks. How is that place still open? To be honest though, their nazi beer names like Blitzkrieg Blonde and Panzer IPA are on brand

#26914
12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

One shot fucking sucks. How is that place still open? To be honest though, their nazi beer names like Blitzkrieg Blonde and Panzer IPA are on brand

Good news is you can find their products easily...

https://osdtx.com/where-to-buy/

#26915

200 to 300 hundred tops.

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What was the turnout like? 100 people? 1,000?

I was born in the panhandle, raised on the Carcinogenic Coast and went to live in the People's Republic of Austin by the grace of God, because my ass didn't deserve it.

I was not gruntled to hear about my rights from a boviating meatchicken jackass. 

I did have the dunkel because I'm a sucker for dark tasty beers. Sue me.

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#26916
28 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

One shot fucking sucks. How is that place still open? To be honest though, their nazi beer names like Blitzkrieg Blonde and Panzer IPA are on brand

 

25 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Sorry, the blitzkrieg is a bock, not a blonde

founder is a fucking insurrectionist to boot, so it's all too fitting. and yeah, it boggles the mind the place is still open

#26917
13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

founder is a fucking insurrectionist to boot, so it's all too fitting. and yeah, it boggles the mind the place is still open

Fitzhugh is popping. I have watched over the years, being nearby and all, and it keeps growing. That two lane road will be short-lived.

That One Shot place is unfortunately on a good bit of ground. Near a main intersection. They will be around for a bit.

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#26918
18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

founder is a fucking insurrectionist to boot, so it's all too fitting. and yeah, it boggles the mind the place is still open

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Notice the sidearm and extra magazines.  You know, just in case the yeast goes woke.

#26919

also, I know little to nothing about distilling, but my first hunch would not be to peer inside the still without eye protection. maybe he's trying to be like his buddy Stewart Rhodes and sport a sweet eye patch (which he needs because he shot his own eye out).

#26920
13 hours ago, BamaATL said:

It's pretty depressing honestly.  When I was on campus I worked at Gorgas library (our main) for a while in the inter-library exchange in special collections (I was for all intents and purposes a glorified package handler at minimum wage, nothing special by any means).  We actually have a pretty amazing library.  This whole "movement" is just pathetic and generally sad.  

Dude man. I worked there back when it was scrolls. We probably got told what to do by the same people.

#26922
29 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

but my first hunch would not be to peer inside the still without eye protection.

I don't know much about it either, but the process does have several conditions that can create potential explosions. I'm guessing that they've taken preventative measures to avoid that but I'm just guessing...

Safety first!

#26925
2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

One Shot made 32nd out of 36 things to do in Dripping Springs on Trip Advisor.

I'm not trying to be a dick here, but I am legitimately wondering why there is a Trip Advisor page for Dripping Springs.

#26926
4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

One Shot made 32nd out of 36 things to do in Dripping Springs on Trip Advisor.

Other options probably higher on the list... (maybe not but probably) a feed store, post hole digging, cedar removal...

#26927
3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'm not trying to be a dick here, but I am legitimately wondering why there is a Trip Advisor page for Dripping Springs.

Pit stop on the way to one of several state parks? We didn't go that way since we were further north but Pedernales Falls is a great place to hike around.

#26928
7 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'm not trying to be a dick here, but I am legitimately wondering why there is a Trip Advisor page for Dripping Springs.

The Hill Country of Texas is a pretty big vacation area, man. There's like 8 wineries, 8 breweries, and 3-5 distilleries in that area. 

#26930
10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Family Business is owned by Jensen Ackles. 

That's a great spot. We've been there 3-4 times. Lots of space and a playground for kids, lots of shade under the live oaks, pretty solid beer, lots of food options. Highly reccomend. 

#26931

Oh my:

Marjorie Taylor Green is a national embarrassment.

 

#26932
14 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Oh my:

Marjorie Taylor Green is a national embarrassment.

 

That tweet may be from Today, but that video is literally years old and most of us have seen it a dozen times. 

#26933
54 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Family Business is owned by Jensen Ackles. 

and Beerburg just shut down but we digress... 

#26936
6 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

...of their cousins

 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


or sisters 

Hey, y'all piddle around asking for permission. I'll just beg for forgiveness. If Mama Uncle wants to whoop my ass, I'll out-wrassle em as long as I can dodge that third arm.

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#26937
The latest scandal for Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is her appointment of a parole board chair who was fired as a cop for having sex with a minor. The appointee resigned today. Sanders keeps showing she’s the right VP pick for Trump. https://t.co/Z9SGVcgWlI

The best people 

#26938
9 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I'm not trying to be a dick here, but I am legitimately wondering why there is a Trip Advisor page for Dripping Springs.

 

9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The Hill Country of Texas is a pretty big vacation area, man. There's like 8 wineries, 8 breweries, and 3-5 distilleries in that area. 

While I agree with the first post, Dripping has also been the wedding capital of Texas for like two straight years. It’s insane. 

#26939
4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
The latest scandal for Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is her appointment of a parole board chair who was fired as a cop for having sex with a minor. The appointee resigned today. Sanders keeps showing she’s the right VP pick for Trump. https://t.co/Z9SGVcgWlI

The best people 

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#26940

Candace Owens thinks Hollywood was created by the CIA. Never mind Hollywood had like a three-decade head start on the CIA.

That’s because she’s a total chucklefuck. JFC. https://t.co/JvdNk83ikN
#26943
11 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
The latest scandal for Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is her appointment of a parole board chair who was fired as a cop for having sex with a minor. The appointee resigned today. Sanders keeps showing she’s the right VP pick for Trump. https://t.co/Z9SGVcgWlI

The best people 

Not a drag queen.

#26944

Could go anywhere really:

Everything is bigger in Texas, even stupidity. Zoom in on the red circle. 🤣

 

#26945
1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Could go anywhere really:

Everything is bigger in Texas, even stupidity. Zoom in on the red circle. 🤣

 

It already is including the previous page on this thread.  Not that I mind- gives me a chuckle every time.

#26946
2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

It already is including the previous page on this thread.  Not that I mind- gives me a chuckle every time.

Just wait until February 4rd.  

These people can keep on homeschooling their kidth.

#26947

😂😂😂

Trump just posted this.Yes, it’s real.

they need to do jfk jr now 

 

#26948
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just wait until February 4rd.  

These people can keep on homeschooling their kidth.

Oregon Trail Game:

"You have reached the Blue River.  To cross it, select from the following options:

-Pay for the Ferry

-Caulk the Wagon

-February 4jord the River

 

 

And did Donald Trump honestly send that photo of him and Elvis out on social media or is that just some mockup scam deal?  Because.  Well, because.  I don't even know where to start. 

#26950
Yes, we have Taylor Swift and that’s great and all. But if they respond by unleashing the Trucker Convoy Grandma Rapper then I think we could be in trouble with swing voters. https://t.co/7FFmmXIkMu


 

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