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#27051
27 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Al Green was the Dem that showed up after having abdominal surgery.  Of course MTG can't help but spew shit.

“They hid one of their members, waiting to the last minute, watching to see our votes, trying to throw us off on the numbers that we had versus the numbers they had,” Ms. Greene told reporters on the steps of the Capitol after the vote. “So, yeah, that was a strategy at play tonight.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/06/us/politics/al-green-mayorkas-impeachment.html

She’s just a sad human that will die alone.

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#27052
35 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Al Green was the Dem that showed up after having abdominal surgery.  

I'm so tired of being alone, I'm so tired of on my own, won't you help me girl, just as soon as you caaaaaaaan

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#27053

MAGA owns Speaker of House, about to take Senate Minority and at least part of SC.  If Trump wins this shit is over with. 

#27054
She’s just a sad human that will die alone.

Oh I don’t want her to die alone. That is just cruel.

I want her to croak with us all in the room laughing at her.
#27055
3 hours ago, Walser said:

Oh I don’t want her to die alone.

I thought it was pretty fitting that Bud Adams died alone, and his body was found by the cops only after somebody finally called in a wellness check.

#27056
8 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Yeah, it’s pretty disgraceful to see Democrats pulling those awful dirty tricks like … showing up to vote.

Meanwhile, Steve Scalise couldn't show up to vote and break a tie because he was getting treatment for cancer.  WITH STEM CELLS!!!!!!!!!!!

#27057
20 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I couldn't imagine any other Speaker being this incompetent and McCarthy kinda sucked.  Meanwhile, they're refusing to vote on the border bill:

Speaker Mike Johnson says he was counting on a Democrat to be in surgery during his failed impeachment efforts

 

I understand realities but what a bastard that he's waiting for the other side to go to the hospital to sneak in impeachment votes. 

Next I have to guess that he will start looking under bathrooms stalls and locking the bathroom door if he thinks he sees a couple Dems in there.

#27058
6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I understand realities but what a bastard that he's waiting for the other side to go to the hospital to sneak in impeachment votes. 

Next I have to guess that he will start looking under bathrooms stalls and locking the bathroom door if he thinks he sees a couple Dems in there.

He might be worried he'd run across Larry Craig.  

#27059
2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

He might be worried he'd run across Larry Craig.  

Johnson probably has an app that keeps track of his time in a public bathroom to prevent his desires from taking over.

#27060
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m shocked it took this long …..

This is a Republican running for Secretary of State in Missouri. She took books from the Springfield Library and burned them. This is the Missouri Republican Party in a nutshell. They are lunatics and frauds with no agenda but hate. https://t.co/CXWTthPKNu

 

“The cops should beat up left wing protestors because they destroy public property!”

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#27061
31 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Johnson probably has an app that keeps track of his time in a public bathroom to prevent his desires from taking over.

So Costanza was right?  The iToilet App is REAL???

#27062
33 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Johnson probably has an app that keeps track of his time in a public bathroom to prevent his desires from taking over.

And monitored by his son

#27063
This is not your parent's Republican party.

 

#27067
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
This is not your parent's Republican party.

 

Actually it is my parents’ Republican Party, because their Republican Party is now dominated by social media influencers looking for clicks for their TikTok videos.  Ted Cruz’s podcast out front should have told you that.

#27069

Jesus Christ, another parent killed by their kid over politics 

#27074
8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Here's Stefanik saying that fealty to Donald Trump is more important than fealty to the Constitution.
 

 


 

Did that women being interviewed eat Stefanik or something?  If she really wants Trump to considered consider her for  VP (or even a good pussy grab) she better triple dose Ozempic stat and also dye her hair blond.

#27075
39 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Here's Stefanik saying that fealty to Donald Trump is more important than fealty to the Constitution.
 

 


 

“Tens of millions Americans agree with me”

Also, tens of millions of Americans have a sub 100 IQ.

#27079
Trump told NRA Friday his mass deportation program would begin "within moments" of taking office. To do at scale would likely require 150-200k law enforcement officers, including a private army of red state ntl guard he'd deploy into blue states More here. https://t.co/khc6t72xmH

 

#27084

Yeah, is it some kinda bizarro Pizza the Hut thing where he like ate part of himself but despite the carnage, somehow got fatter?

He looks the retarded uncle of Patrick Star on "Spongebob Squarepants." 

Seriously, what the fuck is happening?  WHAT YEAR IS IT?

#27085
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

It's so sad that every jacket he wears looks like foreskin.https://t.co/N0idJy7dL1

 

#27086
These white kids haven’t been indoctrinated in the least. Nope.pic.twitter.com/Lls8Jyzzeg

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#27087
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
These white kids haven’t been indoctrinated in the least. Nope.pic.twitter.com/Lls8Jyzzeg

 

And this should be the standard retort to everyone who says something like "it will be better once all the old GOP voters die off!"

Because what you see in that photo will never vote for a Democratic candidate at any level.  And neither will their spouses.  Or their kids.

 

 

#27088
12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
These white kids haven’t been indoctrinated in the least. Nope.pic.twitter.com/Lls8Jyzzeg

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"THERE'S A MARRIAGE CRISIS!!!

WHY WON'T THEY DATE OR MARRY US!!!???"

#27089
12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
These white kids haven’t been indoctrinated in the least. Nope.pic.twitter.com/Lls8Jyzzeg

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WE WANT THE TRUTH! BUILD THAT WALL!!!

“I did finish the wall. I built a wall."

-Donal Trump 

May 10, 2023

CNN New Hampshire Town Hall

 

#27090

Allen West wants to lead the Dallas County GOP

Why Lt. Col. @AllenWest, a former U.S. Congressman and former chairman of the @TexasGOP, is now running to lead the vastly outnumbered @DallasGOP in a deep blue county. STORY: https://t.co/iK0aWWLXne @wfaa #txlege

 

#27092
2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"THERE'S A MARRIAGE CRISIS!!!

WHY WON'T THEY DATE OR MARRY US!!!???"

“How America Fails its Young Men: Why Won’t the Stupid, Ugly Tramps Men Hate go on Dates?”

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#27093
14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

And this should be the standard retort to everyone who says something like "it will be better once all the old GOP voters die off!"

Because what you see in that photo will never vote for a Democratic candidate at any level.  And neither will their spouses.  Or their kids.

When I was in college, I couldn't imagine ever voting for a Democrat.

I haven't voted for a Republican since 2000.

#27094
4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“How America Fails its Young Men: Why Won’t the Stupid, Ugly Tramps Men Hate  go on Dates?”

I gotta think that being half way decent and polite to women these days and a single guy can flat out clean up.  You need only do the little things, like treat a women like she's a person, not chattel, with a valued independent opinion.  I don't get it, these young Republican guys are basically anti-getting pussy (no offense intended ladies) and they are oddly glorifying their inability.  Being nice to people these days on a college campus probably makes you the Wayne Gretzky of scoring women these days.  

#27095
8 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I gotta think that being half way decent and polite to women these days and a single guy can flat out clean up.  You need only do the little things, like treat a women like she's a person, not chattel, with a valued independent opinion.  I don't get it, these young Republican guys are basically anti-getting pussy (no offense intended ladies) and they are oddly glorifying their inability.  Being nice to people these days on a college campus probably makes you the Wayne Gretzky of scoring women these days.  

I really wonder what percentage of young males are this way though. They have to be a vast minority right?

#27096

I actually do believe that online-shopping style dating apps driven by algorithm and immediate physical response to a photo may be the worst way people have yet dreamed up to foster healthy relationships and cross-sex social skills. It’s shitty for men and shitty for women in different ways. 
 

The way incel and masculinity grifters encourage young men to respond to the problem is even shittier. 

#27097

Nick Adams is pretty much the only funny right wing internet personality

 

Lauren Boebert is famous for her own accomplishments.Taylor Swift is famous because she's dating Travis Kelce.It's obvious which one is the better role model for young women.

 

#27098
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really wonder what percentage of young males are this way though. They have to be a vast minority right?

I have to figure that this is a vocal minority, at least based on my own experiences.  When I was that age, pretty much everything I did was predicated on trying to get women (with varying degrees of success and failure, more failure than success, but I feel no shame there).   I would say the same could be said for the vast majority of my peer group at the time.   Obviously, painting your own experiences as the same as others is often incorrect, but I find it hard to believe that most young men aren't still after the same thing I was at that age.  

In retrospect, if I had the experience and knowledge that I have now, specifically the maturity, I'm sure I'd have fared far better than I did without it.  I doubt I'm alone in that.  It's just difficult to believe that young men, rather than attempting to vary their approach towards failure with women are opting to just to be vocal about how much they suck at it and that it's cool not to change.  

When I fucked up a relationship (often), or asked a lady out and got told no (point me towards intramurals), or anything of the like; there was at least some level of self reflection after the fact.  These folks seem to reject that notion entirely, then question why it keeps going badly for them.   That's pretty much the definition of insanity.  

#27099

How has nobody worked up a meme with Don Draper & Laine Pryce at the theater, and Don saying "You know what's going on here...don't you?  Handjobs."  And then cut to Boebert and her date.  

What's the difference between Taylor Swift's boyfriend and Lauren Boebert's boyfriend?  "One's job is to use his hands and the other's is to..."  Dammit, I'll have something for this later today! 

#27100
1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

I have to figure that this is a vocal minority, at least based on my own experiences.  When I was that age, pretty much everything I did was predicated on trying to get women (with varying degrees of success and failure, more failure than success, but I feel no shame there).   I would say the same could be said for the vast majority of my peer group at the time.   Obviously, painting your own experiences as the same as others is often incorrect, but I find it hard to believe that most young men aren't still after the same thing I was at that age.  

In retrospect, if I had the experience and knowledge that I have now, specifically the maturity, I'm sure I'd have fared far better than I did without it.  I doubt I'm alone in that.  It's just difficult to believe that young men, rather than attempting to vary their approach towards failure with women are opting to just to be vocal about how much they suck at it and that it's cool not to change.  

When I fucked up a relationship (often), or asked a lady out and got told no (point me towards intramurals), or anything of the like; there was at least some level of self reflection after the fact.  These folks seem to reject that notion entirely, then question why it keeps going badly for them.   That's pretty much the definition of insanity.  

I will again point to the dating app experience, where men far outnumber women:

1. Men: Cheaply send out hundreds of low-effort approaches to anyone you look at and think “she’ll do.” 

2. Women: Receive hundreds of low-effort approaches that basically say “fuck?”

That’s not a good experience for anyone. And it doesn’t encourage self-reflection. 
 

My hot take is that blind dates or mutual friends setting you up are maybe the best way to meet people.  Your friends usually want something good for you and have a more unbiased vision of who you are and who you might work well with than you do. That’s not a bad start. 

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