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#27201
Just now, Bojack said:

No, that sounds cool. Never saw that episode.

Pretty sure it was on the "Wonder Twins: Too Hot for TV" special, available only on VHS.

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#27203
12 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

“Why does Beyonce doing a country song upset you?”

MAGA- “its just not right she’s not a traditional country singer…she’s….ah…well….shes’s…..she’s just different!“

”Different how?”

MAGA- “come on!  You know how!”

Never gets old and still true

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#27204
Ex-Illinois lawmaker abruptly pleads guilty to fraud and money laundering, halting federal trial https://t.co/zZCS5e9lOj

 

#27205

that guy is falling back on the old "the election was rigged, so i had to commit wire fraud and money laundering" story.

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#27206
the republican party tried to murder you sir

 

#27209
23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Holy shit, the talking points today for radical anti-American republicans are that Navalny = Trump.

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This is the propaganda technique of false anticipatory tu quoque or “accusation in a mirror.”

Historically it’s a very bad sign because it provides the pretext for those actions, in this case political imprisonment and assassinations. 

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#27210
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Holy shit, the talking points today for radical anti-American republicans are that Navalny = Trump.

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God, these motherfuckers are the WORST at analogies ... 

 

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#27212
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Holy shit, the talking points today for radical anti-American republicans are that Navalny = Trump.

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Well, there is a chance Trump dies in prison, if we are lucky.  

#27213
16 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Does that mean that Mar-a-Lago is a penal colony?

 

Penal, leper.   Whatever it takes.

#27214
19 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Does that mean that Mar-a-Lago is a penal colony?

 

Well it is full of a bunch of dicks

#27216

How much you want to bet this woman is voting for Trump and calls herself a Christian?
 

Woman fired from her job after harassing McDonald’s employee by telling them to “get a career”

 

 

#27217
How much you want to bet this woman is voting for Trump and calls herself a Christian?
 
 
 

Well, she’s Canadian….so….
#27218
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Well, she’s Canadian….so….

Stephen Harper fan then?  eh?

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#27220
Russian media mocks Trump supporters as “not very smart,” “rednecks,” and “primitive people” who you have to talk to with “cliches and dumb slogans.”

 

#27221
17 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Russian media mocks Trump supporters as “not very smart,” “rednecks,” and “primitive people” who you have to talk to with “cliches and dumb slogans.”

 

They're not wrong

#27224
28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


So….like Russians.

Honestly, a lot of their propaganda (Russian) is designed for internal use, so if dotard did die any day now I'm sure they would use it to say, "See, they kill their political rivals, just like we do!".  That's actually right out of the Putin playbook.  

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#27225
Frank Zappa warned us about the psycho right wing talibangelical zealots taking over America.If we had listened to him back in the 80s, we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in today.Long live Frank Zappa.

 

#27226
20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Frank Zappa warned us about the psycho right wing talibangelical zealots taking over America.If we had listened to him back in the 80s, we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in today.Long live Frank Zappa.

 

Frank Zappa??? That's a god dammed @WhatTheBuck bat signal! 

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#27227

1969 Nixon =~= 2024 Trump?

To quote the Fugs:

”It’s four minutes to twelve and there’s a madman at the wheel.” 

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#27228
I've been mapping out links between 100,000+ extremist and fringe websites. These sites are ones linked to those, and that I've confirmed are actually hosted in Russia. (Save image locally to explore in high resolution.)

not surprising, but good to see a visual linking the right-wing propaganda machine to russia

 

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#27229
20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Frank Zappa warned us about the psycho right wing talibangelical zealots taking over America.If we had listened to him back in the 80s, we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in today.Long live Frank Zappa.

 


Frank Zappa ... and Barry Goldwater.

 

"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.”

 Barry Goldwater

#27230
3 hours ago, pacman said:
I've been mapping out links between 100,000+ extremist and fringe websites. These sites are ones linked to those, and that I've confirmed are actually hosted in Russia. (Save image locally to explore in high resolution.)

not surprising, but good to see a visual linking the right-wing propaganda machine to russia

 

Um, duh.   But without Zero Hedge, OAN, etc on there its meaningless.

#27231
23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Frank Zappa warned us about the psycho right wing talibangelical zealots taking over America.If we had listened to him back in the 80s, we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in today.Long live Frank Zappa.

 

 

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Frank Zappa ... and Barry Goldwater.

 

"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.”

 Barry Goldwater

Why can’t we learn?  Seriously why?  People keep pointing it out, over and over, yet we just can’t learn. 

#27232
On 2/15/2024 at 7:52 AM, Kel Varnsen said:

John Schneider born Mount Kisco, NY

Beyonce' born Houston, TX

 

And his costar Tom Wopat, born in Lodi Wisconsin.

Which is cool. Lots of northerners ditch the snow, even if most of them don't film Necksploitation TV. But you'd think there'd be some internal editor, for such a good ol' boy.

#27233
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

And his costar Tom Wopat, born in Lodi Wisconsin.

Which is cool. Lots of northerners ditch the snow, even if most of them don't film Necksploitation TV. But you'd think there'd be some internal editor, for such a good ol' boy.


I have been to Lodi, Wisconsin. Waunakee, too. I know: CSB.

#27238

Watching Tim Scott be a lying idiot on Tapper this morning. The whole argument that wars weren’t happening when dotard was in office because he was so manly and strong, but now our enemies are emboldened with Biden is so dumb. Surely it’s not because dotard was giving these people everything they wanted. Or that they are angling to get dotard back in office now. Nope, surely not. 

#27239

Somebody was an 80s kid

And now the wokesters want to take Lee Majors from us, all because he fights with the colors of the American flag, while all they do is leave our televisions with nothing but static. They can try taking my Greatest American Man tapes, but they’ll never take Lee from our hearts…

 

And now the wokesters want to take Lee Majors from us, all because he fights with the colors of the American flag, while all they do is leave our televisions with nothing but static. They can try taking my Greatest American Man tapes, but they’ll never take Lee from our hearts our minds when we eat, sleep, and even make love.

#27241
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This douche is past due for an ass kicking …

His producer guy, I very vaguely know him. More like know of him, but ya, he’s maybe more insufferable. Tried everything in his power to be an influencer doing ‘funny’ stuff that wasn’t really funny, hence why he had to then lean into shitbaggery. 

#27242
14 minutes ago, bluto said:

His producer guy, I very vaguely know him. More like know of him, but ya, he’s maybe more insufferable. Tried everything in his power to be an influencer doing ‘funny’ stuff that wasn’t really funny, hence why he had to then lean into shitbaggery. 


if i saw someone going after my kid like that, he’s not going to like the outcome 

#27243

Coming soon to maga gqp blue states. Marry them young so you can raise them right, keep them barefoot and pregnant since abortion is banned, make them drop out of school to keep them out of woke colleges ….

 

13-year-old Wiam was forced to marry 29-year-old Muhammad.With tears in her eyes, she says:“A girl can't say no. It's against our culture.”Muhammad is happier and says:“I married her young because I want to raise her myself so that she obeys me”

 

#27244
Coming soon to maga gqp blue states. Marry them young so you can raise them right, keep them barefoot and pregnant since abortion is banned, make them drop out of school to keep them out of woke colleges ….
 
 

When this stuff is done in the name of Allah, it’s backwards and barbaric.
When it’s done in the name of Christ, it’s about the sanctity of the family and a sacred right in the USA, a CHRISTIAN NATION!
American Taliban - we has one.
#27245
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


When this stuff is done in the name of Allah, it’s backwards and barbaric.
When it’s done in the name of Christ, it’s about the sanctity of the family and a sacred right in the USA, a CHRISTIAN NATION!
American Taliban - we has one.


christ ??? I know you’re heathen and all, but their master is Trump and they wear his mark on their forehead. ! 

#27246
Someone showing off their clutch that Trump’s gift shop sells for $575.

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#27247
Somebody was an 80s kid
 
And now the wokesters want to take Lee Majors from us, all because he fights with the colors of the American flag, while all they do is leave our televisions with nothing but static. They can try taking my Greatest American Man tapes, but they’ll never take Lee from our hearts our minds when we eat, sleep, and even make love.

Gary’s responses are fantastic

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#27249
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody was an 80s kid

And now the wokesters want to take Lee Majors from us, all because he fights with the colors of the American flag, while all they do is leave our televisions with nothing but static. They can try taking my Greatest American Man tapes, but they’ll never take Lee from our hearts…

 

And now the wokesters want to take Lee Majors from us, all because he fights with the colors of the American flag, while all they do is leave our televisions with nothing but static. They can try taking my Greatest American Man tapes, but they’ll never take Lee from our hearts our minds when we eat, sleep, and even make love.

Uh, that ain't Lee Majors for fuck sake.

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