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#27401
Mike Lindell, one of several Trump-aligned election deniers, was ordered by a judge to pay a man the $5 million reward he promised at a "Prove Mike Wrong Challenge" about the 2020 election. https://t.co/zHf221sqky

 

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#27403
Reporter: Do you have a reaction to the Alabama Supreme Court ruling?GOP Sen. Tuberville: I was all for it... We need to have more kidsReporter: But IVF is used to have more children and IVF services are paused at some clinics

 

Tell’em corch!

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#27404
Pro life? Republican states have a dying problem.

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I wouldn’t exactly call it a problem, Bob.
#27405
15 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:
Reporter: Do you have a reaction to the Alabama Supreme Court ruling?GOP Sen. Tuberville: I was all for it... We need to have more kidsReporter: But IVF is used to have more children and IVF services are paused at some clinics

 

Tell’em corch!

Additional follow up since he can’t articulate why a law that stops infertile couples from having kids is good because we need to be having more kids:  

why do we need to be having more kids?

#27407
Kid Rock leads the Bud Light boycott. Then later the CEO of Bud Light hangs out with Trump and Kid Rock at a UFC fight and Trump & Kid call off the boycott. But it was all about principle.

 

#27408
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

why do we need to be having more kids?

Because more millennials and Gen zs are deciding against bringing kids into this failing capitalist machine so they’ve decided it’s a crisis

#27409
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Additional follow up since he can’t articulate why a law that stops infertile couples from having kids is good because we need to be having more kids:  

why do we need to be having more kids?

White kids

#27410

If cells in a Petri dish are babies, should we give them birth certificates and SSN’s?  Can we count them on the census?  When do they turn 18?

I was a Republican in college during the 90’s and if you would have told me the Heritage Foundation would later want the government parsing different types of birth control, I’d thought you were out of your morherfucking mind.

#27412
41 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If cells in a Petri dish are babies, should we give them birth certificates and SSN’s?  Can we count them on the census?  When do they turn 18?

I was a Republican in college during the 90’s and if you would have told me the Heritage Foundation would later want the government parsing different types of birth control, I’d thought you were out of your morherfucking mind.

Excellent questions.  I also want to know:

1.  Can I “adopt” 100 fertilized abandoned eggs and claim them as dependants on my taxes? The 2k per kid Child Tax Credit may make early retirement much more feasible.

2.  Can I open up 529 tax free investment accounts  for my “children” and list myself as beneficiary upon their demise?  I could basically invest over a million tax free using my “children” this way.

3. Can I clam these 100 extra dependants on my “born” children’s FAFSA forms and get them some financial aid for college even if I am a surly 1%er?

So many possibilities to grift this new reality….

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#27413
16 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

This stupid piece of shit must be the hottest meme off the fax machine, because I've seen it 4-5 times already today. Never mind that if you've got an LLC you can write off nearly 100% of the cost of a "big ole diesel truck" in year one. 

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Farmers as construction workers complain about government handouts.

 

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#27414
50 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If cells in a Petri dish are babies, should we give them birth certificates and SSN’s?  Can we count them on the census?  When do they turn 18?

I was a Republican in college during the 90’s and if you would have told me the Heritage Foundation would later want the government parsing different types of birth control, I’d thought you were out of your morherfucking mind.

Peach tree dish… get it right, libtard. 

#27415

Also the 26th amendment to the Constitution:

 

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Since conception is now the beginning of human life, and the constitution must be interpreted AS WRITTEN, my 100 adopted fertilitized embryos should be able to vote 18yrs after conception.  Since the Americans with Disabilities Act allows them assistance with voting (since they are missing brains and limbs), as their legal guardian, I guess I can vote over 100 times this upcoming election??  Whoops.

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#27416

What’s the going rate on frozen embryo storage these days?  Can I just stick them in the freezer at home next to the chicken pot pies?  I suppose the downside to the little tax credits would be catching a manslaughter charge the next time the power grid fails, but I think I can kick that can down the road for a little while.

#27417
11 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Also the 26th amendment to the Constitution:

 

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Since conception is now the beginning of human life, my 100 adopted fertilitized embryos should be able to vote 18yrs after conception.  Since the Americans with Disabilities Act allows them assistance with voting (since they are missing brains and limbs), as their legal guardian, I guess I can vote over 100 times this upcoming election??  Whoops.

They are going to want to build a fallopian wall to stop the flood of illegals voting.

#27419

Always Be Grifting !

If you belong to the NRA, Wayne LaPierre stole from YOU -- for private jet, yacht tripsIf you gave to We Build the Wall, Steve Bannon stole from YOU -- $1 millionIf you're all in for MAGA, Donald Trump is stealing from YOU -- for his jet, his mansionsYou've been CONNED

 

#27420
6 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

1st and 2nd fallopians? Them's books in the bible.

"Two Fallopians 3:17" -- Trump, probably

#27421
23 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

1st and 2nd fallopians? Them's books in the bible.

And now our second reading, a Letter from Paul to Fallopians, “Woman, keep thy shit together.”

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#27422
7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And now our second reading, a Letter from Paul to Fallopians, “Woman, keep thy shit legs together at all times but two weeks after thy commencement of blood flow.”

fify

#27423
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Always Be Grifting !

If you belong to the NRA, Wayne LaPierre stole from YOU -- for private jet, yacht tripsIf you gave to We Build the Wall, Steve Bannon stole from YOU -- $1 millionIf you're all in for MAGA, Donald Trump is stealing from YOU -- for his jet, his mansionsYou've been CONNED

 

They don’t care. 

#27424

After grifting everybody in the NRA for decades and getting hit with a $4.5 million judgment, poor Wayne will only have $15 million left from his grift. 

The heaviest sanction is him having to use his own money to pay for attractive, young employees he bones. 

 

#27426
"I like a strong man ... we're tired of the beta men ... and we got a number one alpha man in Donald J Trump" -- Kari Lake at CPAC

 

#27429
Rememeber when they were waiving Russian flags at CPAC? Because I do.

 

 

#27435
23 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Two Fallopians 3:17" -- Trump, probably

They don't like the ethnic parts of the bible.  Even thought the Fallopians used to be an American colony

#27436
40 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

My favorite is the implication that Trump was actually helping out the guy who took his place and the other soldiers by avoiding the draft since “bad feet” can effect the entire platoon! 
 

btw, here is the incidence of “bone spure by age and sex according to a 2014 published study of over a thousand xrays (keep in mind this includes all spurs regardless of size or symptoms)

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#27438

I think I remember a deleted scene in "Platoon" where they frag'd the guy with bad feet for being a liability to the unit.  

 

#27439
2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

This isn’t even a little bit surprising at this point. And the republican politicians will do the exact same at and following the RNC.

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#27440

The dumbest fucking people alive …..

This Trump supporter just confused himself:

 

#27441
On 2/23/2024 at 10:43 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Kid Rock leads the Bud Light boycott. Then later the CEO of Bud Light hangs out with Trump and Kid Rock at a UFC fight and Trump & Kid call off the boycott. But it was all about principle.

 

The CEO played him like a fiddle. That was so beautiful.

#27442
17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest fucking people alive …..

This Trump supporter just confused himself:

 

Dad?

#27443
17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest fucking people alive …..

This Trump supporter just confused himself:

 

That guy and his peers vote.  The young man and his peers do not.  

#27444
4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The CEO played him like a fiddle. That was so beautiful.

The CEO went down to Nashville, he was looking for a soul to steal...

#27445
6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The CEO played him like a fiddle. That was so beautiful.

That seems difficult.

#27446
7 minutes ago, Nivek said:

That guy and his peers vote.  The young man and his peers do not.  

 

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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I thought I would drop this day brighter. That’s 1 million olds no longer pushing the lever.

We know that old voters are chronic voters, we know that old voters vote in a percentage greater than any other demographic, and we know that old voters tend to vote for Trump.   I see no reason to assume that those deaths spared battleground states -  so those numbers may become relevant in November of this year.

 

I posted this in another thread, but maybe relevant to your accurate comment

#27447
14 minutes ago, Nivek said:

That guy and his peers vote.  The young man and his peers do not.  

Taylor Swift needs 1-2 Twitter posts to seal a swing state or two.  Hope she does just that.  Timing isn’t right currently but it could happen and would be glorious seeing the olds/incels lose their shit (and the election).  

#27448
35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest fucking people alive …..

This Trump supporter just confused himself:

 

Why I want to make fun of this guy, I was taught to sympathize with people below a certain intellectual level. Screw it, that guy is a moron and I feel sorry for the people in his life.

#27449
Just now, longhornmatt said:

As stupid as the clips are, they really show you people who are so beholden to arriving at an end result (Republican/Trump good!  Must.Defend.Trump.) that they knowingly disregard truth and logic.  They will shamelessly reverse themselves and twist themselves into any pretzel, no matter how absurd.

The real question isn’t why are they so stupid, how did education fail them.  It’s how they became so corrupted and why they have so little self-respect.  What makes someone not feel any shame over making a fool of themselves to defend the indefensible?  What makes someone abandon all values other than “I must obey some fucking politician I’ve never met who doesn’t give a shit about me and treat anything he does like it’s coming from the messiah.”  

The defining trait is that they’re pathetic, not stupid.

Definitely a ‘why not both?’ situation.  You have to be pathetic and stupid.  If you’re just pathetic you wouldn’t do these interviews.  The people caught w their pants down are clearly not just pathetic.  There’s plenty of those that will pull the lever for Dotard but hide their allegiance.  

#27450
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I think I remember a deleted scene in "Platoon" where they frag'd the guy with bad feet for being a liability to the unit.  

 

You're right.  It comes after the burning of the village and killing for which Barnes was to be court martialed. Elias shoots the guy. Barnes and Elias put their differences aside briefly for an awkward late 60s high five.  

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