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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#28403
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I figure plenty of Texans still choose to celebrate Lee’s birthday instead of the actual federal holiday. 

What is it with the right wing and their idolization of whiny losers? Lee was a pussy and a fraud. Fuck that guy. 

#28404
36 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

What is it with the right wing and their idolization of whiny losers? Lee was a pussy and a fraud. Fuck that guy. 

They lionize those in which they see themselves. 

#28405
17 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Easter weekend bbq cookoff at Flatrock Park. Got a good campsite with my team on Thursday night (we’re local, so we had pick of the litter).
Unfortunately, I had to work on Friday, but was able to sabotage a few things in order to leave early. I went home. I shit, showered, and shaved. Then I headed down to my campsite/cook site on the river. The place had tripled in population. I was happy to find that my buddy had parked his golf cart in a way that saved me a parking spot in our campsite. Then, he head nodded to our neighbors across the way.

These fucking idiots. I’m not going to address the spats that occurred, but they got spicier throughout both Friday and Saturday night. A lot of the reason was that we placed second in brisket out of more than thirty teams. That upset them. But it didn’t upset them as much as our uncontrolled laughter, when the wind caused the rack on the back of this truck carrying the flags to pop a weld, and go tumbling down the infield into other cook/campsites.

The flags (in order)
-“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty”
-“Come and take it” (Featuring an M-16)
-RIGGED 2020 “He’s still my president”
-TRUMP 2024 “Let’s take America back”
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They tried to turn their own lack of craftmanship into anger at you. You could have gone away, or just stopped laughing, and their shitty flag rack would still be a shitty flag rack.

But it's good that you laughed.

#28406
Charlie Kirk claims birth control “screws up female brains” and turns women into Democrats.

 

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#28409
22 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:
Charlie Kirk claims birth control “screws up female brains” and turns women into Democrats.

Taking medical advice from a *checks notes* community college drop out is ill advised. Charlie Kirk can come visit my children who wouldn't exist were it not for me taking hormonal BC for a medical condition. Go ahead Charlie, they'd love to educate you because heaven knows that big head is full of crap. You want to see moody Mr. Kirk? Try actually speaking that schtick with women who lack access to the medical care that I received and you'll be lucky if you escape with just a fry pan up the side of your big old head.

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#28410
“As millions of domestic and international travelers fly through the airport, there is no better symbol of freedom, prosperity, and strength than hearing ‘Welcome to Trump International Airport’ as they land on American soil,” Reschenthaler saidhttps://t.co/zJZ0IbuosY

JFC 

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#28411

Cross-posting from the Downfall thread (credit: Tx 3 Putt) because it's too perfect ...

Rep. Connolly issues a scathing response to the House GOP proposal to rename Dulles Airport after Trump: "Donald Trump is facing 91 felony charges. If Republicans want to name something after him, I'd suggest they find a federal prison." https://t.co/EyET5RrQC4
#28412
5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
“As millions of domestic and international travelers fly through the airport, there is no better symbol of freedom, prosperity, and strength than hearing ‘Welcome to Trump International Airport’ as they land on American soil,” Reschenthaler saidhttps://t.co/zJZ0IbuosY

JFC 

Reschenthaler's bill is also backed by Reps. Michael Waltz, R-Fla.; Andy Ogles, R-Tenn.; Chuck Fleischmann, R-Tenn.; Paul Gosar, R-Ariz.; Barry Moore, R-Ala.; and Troy Nehls, R-Texas, according to the website Congress.gov.

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#28414

Yeah, that dude looks like a poorly done campfire s'more.  

Changing Dulles to Trump when the guy can't even pay to maintain his own airplane?  And this fucking four-hundred pound failure advocating for it?  What fucking timeline is this?  

#28416
8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Reschenthaler's bill is also backed by Reps. Michael Waltz, R-Fla.; Andy Ogles, R-Tenn.; Chuck Fleischmann, R-Tenn.; Paul Gosar, R-Ariz.; Barry Moore, R-Ala.; and Troy Nehls, R-Texas, according to the website Congress.gov.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the face of a man who goes home and cries in front of a glowing screen as he guiltily jerks off to gay porn, interracial cuck porn, or some combination thereof.  100% chance that is the case.

#28417

God I fucking hate Troy Nehls. I don't get it. Fort Bend voted for Clinton, for Biden, they rejected his dipshit brother for sheriff. How did we send this twat to DC? I know Richmond and Rosenberg are pretty redneck but Sugar Land is just... not Nehls.

This douche is my rep:

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#28418
18 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Reschenthaler's bill is also backed by Reps. Michael Waltz, R-Fla.; Andy Ogles, R-Tenn.; Chuck Fleischmann, R-Tenn.; Paul Gosar, R-Ariz.; Barry Moore, R-Ala.; and Troy Nehls, R-Texas, according to the website Congress.gov.

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SEC SEC SEC

#28419
8 minutes ago, VivaNaranja said:

God I fucking hate Troy Nehls. I don't get it. Fort Bend voted for Clinton, for Biden, they rejected his dipshit brother for sheriff. How did we send this twat to DC? I know Richmond and Rosenberg are pretty redneck but Sugar Land is just... not Nehls.

This douche is my rep:

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Gerrymandering. Look at the maps and how they've changed in just 20 years. That's how. 

#28420
26 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
“As millions of domestic and international travelers fly through the airport, there is no better symbol of freedom, prosperity, and strength than hearing ‘Welcome to Trump International Airport’ as they land on American soil,” Reschenthaler saidhttps://t.co/zJZ0IbuosY

JFC 

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#28422
2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wtf kind of name is Laken?

I don't know the origin of the name itself, but that's the girl who was murdered by an undocumented immigrant in Athens, GA.  Of course the right wing seized on it immediately, because they care deeply about crime victims (who are white).

#28423
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I don't know the origin of the name itself, but that's the girl who was murdered by an undocumented immigrant in Athens, GA.  Of course the right wing seized on it immediately, because they care deeply about crime victims (who are white).

i.c.

#28425

So you call Rep. Reschenthaler's office.  Point out the irony that Pres. Trump publicly stated that the Continental Army seized the airports from the British and now wants Guy to have Dulles Airport renamed after him.  You can literally hear the staff member having a brain-freeze on the other end of the line.  We had a lovely Easter on Sunday with family, but yeah---we're inside a computer simulation.  Sorry folks, Earth's closed.  Dumbass out front shoulda told ya'

#28426
1 hour ago, VivaNaranja said:

God I fucking hate Troy Nehls. I don't get it. Fort Bend voted for Clinton, for Biden, they rejected his dipshit brother for sheriff. How did we send this twat to DC? I know Richmond and Rosenberg are pretty redneck but Sugar Land is just... not Nehls.

This douche is my rep:

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You are correct, which is why it is largely cutout of his (our, ugh) district.   image.thumb.png.9336736ed1ae3fc4741d8824ef8b0a0d.png

 

#28427
16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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So if you tell em you're a meth-head, the Army promotes you straight up to Captain? Dammit dammit dammit why didn't I ever know this stuff.

#28428
1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

So if you tell em you're a meth-head, the Army promotes you straight up to Captain? Dammit dammit dammit why didn't I ever know this stuff.

With a Trump sex doll.  The Trump sex doll is the important part,

#28429
19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I live in a world where tatted up racist rappers drive around in the open with a Donald Trump fuck doll.

That meteor is WAY overdue.

#28430
Just now, atomheartbevo said:

With a Trump sex doll.  The Trump sex doll is the important part,

I'm mission-oriented but I'm gonna need more meth.

#28431
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I live in a world where tatted up racist rappers drive around in the open with a Donald Trump fuck doll.

That meteor is WAY overdue.

What makes you think the guy is a rapper? Maybe he just naturally rhymes.

#28432

I have a great idea for a Die Hard 2 alternate ending.  Trump shows up to Dulles for the re-naming ribbon cutting.  And then the first plane still crashes.  But into, ya' know???....................

#28433
1 hour ago, VivaNaranja said:

God I fucking hate Troy Nehls. I don't get it. Fort Bend voted for Clinton, for Biden, they rejected his dipshit brother for sheriff. How did we send this twat to DC? I know Richmond and Rosenberg are pretty redneck but Sugar Land is just... not Nehls.

This douche is my rep:

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Well if your district looks anything like mine, that might answer your question. Apparently, the wise texas state legislature believes my voting interests align more closely with the exoburbs of texarkana than our county seat of mckinney.

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The term gerrymandering came from a politician drawing named Gerry making a district that looked like a salamander.

My district looks like salvador dali made a surrealist excavator that grew a mechanical dick that it’s trying to self pleasure and a tail covered in genital warts.

#28434
59 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I live in a world where tatted up racist rappers drive around in the open with a Donald Trump fuck doll.

That meteor is WAY overdue.

No Ragrets

#28435
2 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Cross-posting from the Downfall thread (credit: Tx 3 Putt) because it's too perfect ...

Rep. Connolly issues a scathing response to the House GOP proposal to rename Dulles Airport after Trump: "Donald Trump is facing 91 felony charges. If Republicans want to name something after him, I'd suggest they find a federal prison." https://t.co/EyET5RrQC4

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#28436
2 hours ago, VivaNaranja said:

God I fucking hate Troy Nehls. I don't get it. Fort Bend voted for Clinton, for Biden, they rejected his dipshit brother for sheriff. How did we send this twat to DC? I know Richmond and Rosenberg are pretty redneck but Sugar Land is just... not Nehls.

This douche is my rep:

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dumbass is wearing the bow tie backwards. Blue should be on the left. 

#28437
1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

dumbass is wearing the bow tie backwards. Blue should be on the left. 

maybe it's a protest and he's hanging the flag upside down. also, very possible it looked right in the mirror and he didn't think anything of it. in fact, now that i have typed that I'm sure that's it

#28439
21 minutes ago, GenXer said:

 

No Ragrets

Hey, acknowledge the bars man.  That's "Captain No Ragrets!"  

Also, are we just gonna talk about 'Suburban Legend'  I mean, I'm not that funny anymore sober but I got like 15 minutes of material off that just off the top my head.  And his.  

#28440

Let them rename the airport and then repurpose  it as a place to process undocumented people and get them visas.

 

Could also use a wing as a vaccination center.

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#28441
1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Let them rename the airport and then repurpose  it as a place to process undocumented people and get them visas.

 

Could also use a wing as a vaccination center.

And another for a GED diploma mill for the Boebert's and Rittenhouse's of the world.

#28442
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

You know you're in good company when Gosar is a co-sponsor.

Is he the Gosarian? No wonder this timeline is so fucked up. 

#28443
and sully that beautiful building?
Eero Saarinen would be rolling over in his grave

Well he did sign an executive order mandating classical architecture for DC federal buildings so he will probably want some changes made.
#28444
1 hour ago, yoladu said:

Eero Saarinen would be rolling over in his grave

/csb  My pops was the main structural engineering prof at Washington University in the early 60's.  He consulted on the construction of Saarinen's Arch.

#28445
15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

/csb  My pops was the main structural engineering prof at Washington University in the early 60's.  He consulted on the construction of Saarinen's Arch.

But did he consult on the Eye of Sauron?

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#28447
45 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

/csb  My pops was the main structural engineering prof at Washington University in the early 60's.  He consulted on the construction of Saarinen's Arch.

"Wow, dad, can we go up on it?"

"No."

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

You are correct, which is why it is largely cutout of his (our, ugh) district.   image.thumb.png.9336736ed1ae3fc4741d8824ef8b0a0d.png

 

 

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#28449
2 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Is he the Gosarian? No wonder this timeline is so fucked up. 

Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted on the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you.

#28450
12 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted on the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you.

Holy shit legit lol. 

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