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#28451
On 4/1/2024 at 7:05 PM, Homesickhorn said:


My father is a retired Army Special Forces Colonel. He’s voted against Trump both times. Dude voted Democrat in the last election for the first time in his voting career, and he’s 79 years old.

Sounds like he's willing.

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#28454
10 hours ago, GenXer said:

Well if your district looks anything like mine, that might answer your question. Apparently, the wise texas state legislature believes my voting interests align more closely with the exoburbs of texarkana than our county seat of mckinney.

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The term gerrymandering came from a politician drawing named Gerry making a district that looked like a salamander.

My district looks like salvador dali made a surrealist excavator that grew a mechanical dick that it’s trying to self pleasure and a tail covered in genital warts.


De Kalb is the genital warts, right?

#28459
47 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Trump deserves worse.

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Sure, no trees but you could still take a header into in that light pole.  

#28461
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Too soon man, too soon.  

No i didn't mean it in the sense of poorly-timed jokes.  I meant that the tree came up too soon.  Hence the lack of slalom.  

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#28462
The best part of this story is he was taken down by two grandmas who saw a photo of him at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville. They showed up to a public event with huge copies of the photo and confronted him with the evidence. He ran away from them. 🤣 https://t.co/BHITP8ubCR

 

White supremacy lost in Oklahoma tonight.🚨 Voters in Enid, by a nearly 20-point margin, voted to remove City Council member and city commissioner, Judd Blevins over his ties to white nationalist groups.pic.twitter.com/rDaSkhxrKS

 

 

#28463
9 hours ago, texasdago said:

Second time I've posted a picture of Colonel Incel on here.  That shirt is something...

 

 

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I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

#28465
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:
The best part of this story is he was taken down by two grandmas who saw a photo of him at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville. They showed up to a public event with huge copies of the photo and confronted him with the evidence. He ran away from them. 🤣 https://t.co/BHITP8ubCR


 

White Supremacist, huh?

He got some bad branding advice-- he could have been a big deal in the Vampire cosplay world.

#28466
2 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

I hear you but wasn't making fun of his form or exercise but for that absurd shirt.  He's not doing anything but sitting... next time I'll wait outside the door of the club if it will make you feel better... 

Oh... uh, user name does not check out.

#28467
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:
The best part of this story is he was taken down by two grandmas who saw a photo of him at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville. They showed up to a public event with huge copies of the photo and confronted him with the evidence. He ran away from them. 🤣 https://t.co/BHITP8ubCR


 

Small correction. He isn't/wasn't an OKC councilman. He lives in Enid. A very small town about a hundred miles North of OKC. I won't trash it since they just got rid of this asshole, but not surprisingly, Enid isn't exactly a thriving metropolis.

#28468
2 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Small correction. He isn't/wasn't an OKC councilman. He lives in Enid. A very small town about a hundred miles North of OKC. I won't trash it since they just got rid of this asshole, but not surprisingly, Enid isn't exactly a thriving metropolis.

Correct. I found another link and will update

 

#28469

I don't think they were implying OKC -- it was just a very poorly worded way to reference a city councilman in Oklahoma.

#28471
56 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

Was about to type that. 

#28472
5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


De Kalb is the genital warts, right?

Affirmative 

#28474
1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's like y'all have never been in IPIHIB. 

That forum does not interest me. And you still shouldn’t ever take pics of people at the gym 

#28476
3 hours ago, texasdago said:

I hear you but wasn't making fun of his form or exercise but for that absurd shirt.  He's not doing anything but sitting... next time I'll wait outside the door of the club if it will make you feel better... 

Oh... uh, user name does not check out.

Or maybe just don't take pictures of random people without them knowing, regardless of the public space you're in. Just a thought. 

#28478
15 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

Or maybe just don't take pictures of random people without them knowing, regardless of the public space you're in. Just a thought. 

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#28479
14 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

Or maybe just don't take pictures of random people without them knowing, regardless of the public space you're in. Just a thought. 

Well, I blocked his face but definitely don't look too closely at the drastically worse asshattery that goes on around here. 

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Seriously though, that shirt could have been on a mannequin... just happened to be on that dude.  Although I did post him one time packing heat.  Its a scary world in the gym.

#28482
4 hours ago, Horndog said:

Just add the T for Trump and make it "Dullest". Same thing. 

Or incorporate Dotard and make it Dullard.  

Edited by Judge Roybeanbag

#28484
10 hours ago, LurkingHorn said:

I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

No chance of rethinking that position?

 

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#28485
11 hours ago, Pancho said:
The best part of this story is he was taken down by two grandmas who saw a photo of him at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville. They showed up to a public event with huge copies of the photo and confronted him with the evidence. He ran away from them. 🤣 https://t.co/BHITP8ubCR
White supremacy lost in Oklahoma tonight.🚨 Voters in Enid, by a nearly 20-point margin, voted to remove City Council member and city commissioner, Judd Blevins over his ties to white nationalist groups.pic.twitter.com/rDaSkhxrKS

Too racist for Oklahoma?

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#28486
11 hours ago, LurkingHorn said:

I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

Username does not check out

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dammit

#28489
I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

Username doth not checkout.
#28491

My sister isn’t QAnon but she is generic Trumptard.  Aggie of course.  She just reposted this on Facebook.  
 

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After hearing Mark Zuckerberg say that posting the "Our Father" prayer violates his policies, I am asking all Christians to follow my lead and publish "Our Father." " prayer
I declare my faith in public. Jesus said, Whoever denies me here on earth, I will deny before my Father who is in heaven. Matthew 10:33
This is the best challenge I've seen on Facebook. So if you love Him and you're not ashamed, please join me on this faith challenge!.
AMEN

Our Father,
That art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name;
Thy kingdom come unto us;
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we also forgive those who trespass against us,
Lead us not into temptation;
And deliver us from evil.

For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever.
Amen!

three things:

I care about her so pointing out she’s regarded isn’t an option. I feel like they leverage that fact all the time.  It’s impolite to point out they are dumb so dumbness just keeps spreading. 
 

You see dumb shit on FB all the time, but how dumb can we get that she doesn’t realize the very fact that she’s seeing the post means it’s not banned. 
 

It isn’t enough to just post the Lord’s Prayer. You have to do it in a manner that says you’re sticking it to your perceived enemy. She is a fairly devout woman, but it honestly makes me wonder how much is a facade for some other purposes. 

#28492
11 hours ago, Thrawn said:

Small correction. He isn't/wasn't an OKC councilman. He lives in Enid. A very small town about a hundred miles North of OKC. I won't trash it since they just got rid of this asshole, but not surprisingly, Enid isn't exactly a thriving metropolis.

My freshman year in High School I was in kind of a touring teen peer education thing and found myself in a “farmer’s daughter” situation in Enid, and also saw Hellraiser II and cruised the main drag and went to Braums. 

#28493
26 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

My sister isn’t QAnon but she is generic Trumptard.  Aggie of course.  She just reposted this on Facebook.  
 

three things:

I care about her so pointing out she’s regarded isn’t an option. I feel like they leverage that fact all the time.  It’s impolite to point out they are dumb so dumbness just keeps spreading. 
 

You see dumb shit on FB all the time, but how dumb can we get that she doesn’t realize the very fact that she’s seeing the post means it’s not banned. 
 

It isn’t enough to just post the Lord’s Prayer. You have to do it in a manner that says you’re sticking it to your perceived enemy. She is a fairly devout woman, but it honestly makes me wonder how much is a facade for some other purposes. 

Just type "Matthew 6:5" in her timeline without any other comment.

#28494
29 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

She is a fairly devout woman, but it honestly makes me wonder how much is a facade for some other purposes. 

Maybe she is banging several MAGA dudes.  I, for one, am not going to freak shame her. 

#28495
32 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

My sister isn’t QAnon but she is generic Trumptard.  Aggie of course.  She just reposted this on Facebook.  
 

three things:

I care about her so pointing out she’s regarded isn’t an option. I feel like they leverage that fact all the time.  It’s impolite to point out they are dumb so dumbness just keeps spreading. 
 

You see dumb shit on FB all the time, but how dumb can we get that she doesn’t realize the very fact that she’s seeing the post means it’s not banned. 
 

It isn’t enough to just post the Lord’s Prayer. You have to do it in a manner that says you’re sticking it to your perceived enemy. She is a fairly devout woman, but it honestly makes me wonder how much is a facade for some other purposes. 

Uncle just did this. Comment on it and call it bullshit. Post the Reuters link

#28496
At Kari Lake’s fundraising event at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home, Roseanne Barr told young people to “drop out of college” while pushing QAnon conspiracies:“It isn’t nothing but devil worshipping, baby blood drinking, Democrat donors.”

 

#28498

Huh I missed those events. Too busy getting drunk, getting laid and going to football games  in college instead 

#28499
12 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I care about her so pointing out she’s regarded isn’t an option. I feel like they leverage that fact all the time.  It’s impolite to point out they are dumb so dumbness just keeps spreading.

I've had a family member do this to me too. "Every time we talk about politics you say things that make me feel like I'm stupid."

Well then stop bringing up the latest BS thing you heard at the hair studio and I'll quit giving you my opinion. I don't think you're stupid, I just think you are getting terrible information and you're not thinking critically about it.

#28500
12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
At Kari Lake’s fundraising event at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home, Roseanne Barr told young people to “drop out of college” while pushing QAnon conspiracies:“It isn’t nothing but devil worshipping, baby blood drinking, Democrat donors.”

 

"They don't teach you nothing good"

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