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#29851
56 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

These are people who proof-text their way through scripture: they come up with what they want to believe, and then only find things that support it.  Not once-never, ever-will you see one of them examine a scriptural/theological issue and conclude "well I'll be...I was wrong about that, and need to change my thinking."

The good, decent, and honest christians I know have all had that moment (many such moments, actually).  The fundagelicals?  Not a single one.  It's an AMAZING coincidence that every single one of their secular beliefs is 100% verified and validated by their scripture and theology.  

Methodist here.  Our church passed a "no guns" rule and some guy had a problem with that.  He told our preacher that it was his biblical duty to carry a gun and cited a verse that had the words "fire" and "arm" as proof.

He left.  Well, uh, bye.

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#29853
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Yep.  Exhibit eleventy billion in the case of "irony is fucking DEAD."

Seriously, every biblical mark, idea, or concept of "false prophet" or "the antichrist" is checked off for Trump and his cult.  As @Ghost of LL observed a while back "you know....I wasn't much of a Christ-believer before, but I think I'm becoming one.  Because it seems like the Bible was spot-on about the antichrist, so odds are good it was correct about Christ as well."

#29854
6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Methodist here.  Our church passed a "no guns" rule and some guy had a problem with that.  He told our preacher that it was his biblical duty to carry a gun and cited a verse that had the words "fire" and "arm" as proof.

He left.  Well, uh, bye.

I hate to say it but people like him are why you should probably pack in church. we live is a stupid society

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#29857
Was on the 2024 GOP convention website and saw it used a background image that... does not look like Milwaukee. Which makes sense because it's actually a photo of Ho Chi Minh City.

 

#29859
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Methodist here.  Our church passed a "no guns" rule and some guy had a problem with that.  He told our preacher that it was his biblical duty to carry a gun and cited a verse that had the words "fire" and "arm" as proof.

He left.  Well, uh, bye.

Why do you hate Jesus

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#29860
On 6/2/2024 at 7:56 PM, Pancho said:

I honestly don’t know where to put this it’s so terrible

 

MAGA congressional candidate Valentina Gomez is out with a rap ad.

 

Drag Race Stunt Queen GIF by RuPaul's Drag Race

She really has no choice. According to the rules of the curse, the minute she stops rapping a wolf-man monobrow thicker than a container ship dragging nets full of fleece jackets springs back into being on her forehead.

#29861
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

no one :
 

MAGA dumb asses : great job cheating on your wife and then being so cheap you tried to call it a business expense !!!!

 

Melania likely appreciated all the MAGA cultists honking incessantly outside her Mar-a-Lago home all weekend. Each honk a reminder that her felon husband Trump committed fraud to hide his cheating on her.

 

"The A-10 training accident that turned a simple flyover into a slaughter worthy of a mad god's vengeance leaves Florida Air National Guard officials, flummoxed, boondoggled, and re-flummoxed."

#29862
3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Methodist here.  Our church passed a "no guns" rule and some guy had a problem with that.  He told our preacher that it was his biblical duty to carry a gun and cited a verse that had the words "fire" and "arm" as proof.

He left.  Well, uh, bye.

Interesting take.  I don't see that in the book of discipline, nope.

#29867
3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I hate to say it but people like him are why you should probably pack in church. we live is a stupid society

We have more uniformed DPD officers patrolling our campus on Sundays than most entertainment venues have on weekends. It’s kinda disorienting and comforting at the same time.

#29870
14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

last time that dude touched a vagina was when he was being squeezed out of one.

Probably C-section.  His mom wouldn't even want him near her vaj. 

#29871
4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that was fantastic. didn't waiver through the gavel. got through the whole list. bravo.

If this unthinkable happens and felon Trump wins, sadly most, if not all of those countries will create some diplomatic exemption that will allow felon Trump to enter.

#29873
4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

He won’t be a felon after he pardons himself

He can’t pardon himself for State crimes. (I don’t think the founders intended for presidents to be able to pardon themselves for federal crimes but our corrupt Republican majority on the Supreme Court probably thinks Republican presidents should have that power.)

#29877
11 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He can’t pardon himself for State crimes. (I don’t think the founders intended for presidents to be able to pardon themselves for federal crimes but our corrupt Republican majority on the Supreme Court probably thinks Republican presidents should have that power.)

If he wins, he will pardon himself for the NY state crimes. Fascists don’t play by rules. He’ll pardon himself and in turn our corrupt scotus will take the case saying, well maybe he does have that power. 
 

spoiler alert: scotus says yes!

#29878
#NOW Trump Supporters TEAR UP SIGNS of Anti-Trump protester, shove boobs in her face and break into a SHOVING MATCH outside NYC Court during Trump’s Hush Money Trial

 

Gonna carry a few anti-Trump signs in case I see a maga hottie with great tits...will probably be waiting awhile..

#29881
28 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wut?

Just my impression of it. A no name media outlet gets a very close clear shot of several physically larger magas intimidating a small meek trump protester that doesn’t show any fight-back but at the same time doesn’t really show fear of being injured. None of the magas bump into the camera so that the shot is clear the entire time. 

Security finally intervenes after magas have their way with the protester for some time. Why did they wait so long?

And that maga laugh sounds fake and forced.

Just looks like bullshit to me. Maybe the intent is to deter trump protesters because fat loud maga might yell at you.

 

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#29882
Superintendent Rainey Briggs was attacked during the Baraboo High School graduation. The unnamed attacker, was a “father” who didn’t want his graduating daughter to shake the hand of a Black man, so he ruined her momentThat’s racism for you in 2024#Graduation #Fight

This is despicable. Fuck. 

 

#29883
37 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:
Superintendent Rainey Briggs was attacked during the Baraboo High School graduation. The unnamed attacker, was a “father” who didn’t want his graduating daughter to shake the hand of a Black man, so he ruined her momentThat’s racism for you in 2024#Graduation #Fight

This is despicable. Fuck. 

 

The look of utter embarrassment on his daughter's face when it dawned on her what was happening.

 

#29885
9 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

The look of utter embarrassment on his daughter's face when it dawned on her what was happening.

 

She probably just noticed that her dad showed up to her graduation ceremony in an untucked golf shirt, a ball cap, and Oakleys. 

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#29886
Just now, BrickHorn said:

She probably just noticed that her dad showed up to her graduation ceremony in an untucked golf shirt, a ball cap, and Oakleys. 

Well, he didn't want to have to change for the followup video rant in his truck.

#29887
21 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

She probably just noticed that her dad showed up to her graduation ceremony in an untucked golf shirt, a ball cap, and Oakleys. 

Beat me to it.  He shows up at his daughter's graduation in a ball cap and Oakley's because of course he did.

#29888
1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:
Superintendent Rainey Briggs was attacked during the Baraboo High School graduation. The unnamed attacker, was a “father” who didn’t want his graduating daughter to shake the hand of a Black man, so he ruined her momentThat’s racism for you in 2024#Graduation #Fight

This is despicable. Fuck. 

 

Nice community: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/10/nazi-salute-picture-baraboo-wisconsin-divided-american-town

 

#29890

Imagine being a grown ass man who worked your tail off to become the superintendent of a school district in an overwhelmingly white community, only to be humiliated and assaulted by a backwoods dumb fuck in front of literally everyone under your leadership.

#29891
58 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

The look of utter embarrassment on his daughter's face when it dawned on her what was happening.

 

“Why won’t my daughter talk to me anymore?????”

#29892
3 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Imagine being a grown ass man who worked your tail off to become the superintendent of a school district in an overwhelmingly white community, only to be humiliated and assaulted by a backwoods dumb fuck in front of literally everyone under your leadership.

Well, you got the assault part correct.  I don't think he was humiliated, he was rather composed given the insanity of the situation.  One second, you think the Dad is rushing up there to hug the daughter or do a selfie or some other benign prank...next thing you know-you're being shoved around from a MAGA central casting member.  Superintendent will bounce back with poise.  The Dad is a piece of shit obviously.  The whole graduation, especially for grandparents in attendance, is now forever tainted.  I have no idea what the daughter's viewpoints are, but I feel bad for her.  Because she's likely on to University in a few months time.  And she'll simply be known as "Oh, you're that girl whose family attacks black men."  It will hang over her for 4-5 years, and it's gonna suck real bad.  

#29893
16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well, you got the assault part correct.  I don't think he was humiliated, he was rather composed given the insanity of the situation.  One second, you think the Dad is rushing up there to hug the daughter or do a selfie or some other benign prank...next thing you know-you're being shoved around from a MAGA central casting member.  Superintendent will bounce back with poise.  The Dad is a piece of shit obviously.  The whole graduation, especially for grandparents in attendance, is now forever tainted.  I have no idea what the daughter's viewpoints are, but I feel bad for her.  Because she's likely on to University in a few months time.  And she'll simply be known as "Oh, you're that girl whose family attacks black men."  It will hang over her for 4-5 years, and it's gonna suck real bad.  

Unlikely. We as a society are now consistently pelted with reports of terrible incidents on a daily basis and this will be yesterday's news shortly. 

 

#29894
1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

The look of utter embarrassment on his daughter's face when it dawned on her what was happening.

 

While there certainly was some embarrassment on her face, I saw more of  "ah... not this shit again" expression followed by resignment.  I am fairly certain my daughter would have beat the shit out of me right there on stage if I rushed the stage at her graduation. 

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#29896
17 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Dumb MAGA jackass Byron Donalds is trying to imply that life was better for black people under Jim Crow.These people are fucking crazy.

 

"Under Jim Crow, more Black people voted conservatively."

Hey.  Dumbass.  Under Jim Crow....BLACK PEOPLE COULDN'T FUCKING VOTE.  THAT'S KINDA ONE OF THE BIG ELEMENTS OF JIM CROW, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

#29897
RNC Co-Chair Lara Trump posted an upside down flag to her Instagram Story after Trump’s felony conviction

 

#29898
2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

She probably just noticed that her dad showed up to her graduation ceremony in an untucked golf shirt, a ball cap, and Oakleys. 

spend anytime in most suburbs? I know a few guys that wear that outfit 365 days per year. Maybe not the Oakleys.

#29899
1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

While there certainly was some embarrassment on her face, I saw more of  "ah... not this shit again" expression followed by resignment.  I am fairly certain my daughter would have beat the shit out of me right there on stage if I rushed the stage at her graduation. 

Years from now, she'll be debating whether or not she wants him at her wedding.  We've all seen this story before.

#29900

I imagine that graduate has a long history of her dad embarrassing her. There's no doubt that she literally has a lifetime of hearing him spew racist crap at home.

At least she can look at graduation as a milestone in terms of getting away from him.

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