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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#29953

I wasn't gonna buy a badge to TX TribFest this year, but I saw that Rep. Crockett was added to the list of speakers.  So I bought one and yeah, not gonna lie---gonna be hanging around her talk afterwards to just soak in her beauty and awesomeness.  

I'll be in my bunk . 

#29954
13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I wasn't gonna buy a badge to TX TribFest this year, but I saw that Rep. Crockett was added to the list of speakers.  So I bought one and yeah, not gonna lie---gonna be hanging around her talk afterwards to just soak in her beauty and awesomeness.  

I'll be in my bunk . 

TribFest

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#29956
On 6/3/2024 at 8:13 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

She is my kryptonite.  Mid 40's, brunette, attractive, big tits, good job, fucks, etc.  After killing Brisket with a spoon to get to her, I'd marry her after six months of dating only to then realize she's bat shit fucking crazy.

Since when did women with brown hair become brunettes?

#29957
54 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is tribfest a Star Trek tribble themed convention!

Yes, we all dress up in different colored shirts.  Hopefully this year, Ted Cruz wears the red one and you know...

#29958
That viral story of the cute kid in Congress made me look this up because the Congressman looked like his his grandfather not his dad. He met his wife while she was in high school. He was 42 years old at the time. https://t.co/Swg5fUdfA2 via @MailOnline

I believe the word you are looking for is groomer.

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#29959
15 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Paul Gosar has filed a bill for the Treasurer Department to reissue a $500 bill with convicted felon Donald Trump’s portrait on it. Story. https://t.co/rmZppqRTfa

 

Dead Presidents (and a couple of other dead people) are on US currency.  So, they need to take care of the prerequisite first.  We're waiting.

#29961

Under federal law, no living person can appear on U.S. currency.  In addition, I believe that a president must be dead for two years before he can appear on currency.

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#29962

Then may the Lord our God bless us with the opportunity to slip a Trump $500 bill in a Stripper's thong in 2026.  

#29964

Just unfuckingbelievable

As I wrote this morning, Johnson passed over Laurel Lee, who spent months on FISA, Tony Gonzales, a Navy cryptologist, and Stephanie Bice, a well-liked member of GOP leadership, to appoint Jackson and Perry.The reason? He told people that he did this expressly because Trump…

 

#29965

Look man, whenever you're given a choice for who should work on military intelligence issues for the U.S. House...sure you can take the easy way out and pick the Naval Cryptologist but wouldn't you rather have the guy who writes himself prescriptions for barbiturates?  

#29966
36 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Just unfuckingbelievable

As I wrote this morning, Johnson passed over Laurel Lee, who spent months on FISA, Tony Gonzales, a Navy cryptologist, and Stephanie Bice, a well-liked member of GOP leadership, to appoint Jackson and Perry.The reason? He told people that he did this expressly because Trump…

 

because Trump....

 

 

 

 

give us the full story man.  Not all of us are on that tweeter thing.

#29967
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

because Trump said to

 

 

 

 

give us the full story man.  Not all of us are on that tweeter thing.

there ya go. Thats the tweet

#29968

Rob Schneider is booed and taken off the stage at a charity event for making anti-vax and anti-trans jokes.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/roundly-booed-rob-schneider-removed-from-stage-at-charity-event-over-anti-trans-and-anti-vax-jokes/

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Comedian Rob Schneider was removed from the stage at a charity event over the weekend after making anti-trans and anti-vaccine jokes.

The event reportedly occurred during a fundraiser for the Hospitals of Regina Foundation on Saturday night at the Four Seasons Balls, according to the Regina-Leader Post. Witnesses to the event claim Schneider was “roundly booed” and that his standup routine ended early.

Schneider, a self-described conservative comedian, has become an outspoken critic of vaccines, especially after the Covid-19 pandemic. His material at Saturday night’s charity event allegedly centered around the LGBTQ+ community and the vaccine.

Moreover, amid the boos, attendees at the event reporidely stood up and begun walking out until Schneider was asked to leave the stage. The Regina organization noted that Schneider’s joke did not align with the views of the charity.

“While we recognize that in a free and democratic society individuals are entitled to their views and opinions and that comedy is intended to be edgy, the content, positions and opinions expressed during Mr. Schneider’s set do not align with the values of our Foundation and team,” the foundation said in a statement.

“An unconditional apology was offered right after to our guests and our community,” the organization added in the statement. “We reiterate this sincere and unconditional apology today, for any offense caused by Mr. Schneider’s recent comedy set, at the Four Seasons Ball.”

One attendee of the event claimed “everyone in the room was groaning” adding that it was “apparent how uncomfortable everyone felt.”

“Everyone in the room was groaning, saying, ‘What is going on?’ Like whispering to themselves. Not a single laugh at times,” said Tynan Allan, an attendee who spoke with CBC. “It was just very apparent how uncomfortable everyone felt and how unacceptable the things he was talking about were.”

 

#29970
14 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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Well, sir.  If R.S. doesn't get the laughs from the VIP's at the RNC then we'll be SOL and put on KP.  

-K.P., Airman?  

Yessir, the former VP's S.O., Karen Pence.  

#29971

If you hire Rob Schneider for your event, it seems odd that you wouldn't expect a Schneider attempt at comedy. I can't imagine that he has any material that isn't some meant for CPAC. I suppose he could yell, "you can do it" but that would get old after a few times.

#29972
17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If you hire Rob Schneider for your event, it seems odd that you wouldn't expect a Schneider attempt at comedy. I can't imagine that he has any material that isn't some meant for CPAC. I suppose he could yell, "you can do it" but that would get old after a few times.

Exactly. Blame the moron that booked him for the gig.

#29973
5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Under federal law, no living person can appear on U.S. currency.  In addition, I believe that a president must be dead for two years before he can appear on currency.

Let’s all hope he is eligible soon

#29974
3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

because Trump....

 

 

 

 

give us the full story man.  Not all of us are on that tweeter thing.

Assume it’s bc they’ll pass along intel to Trump directly. Convicted felons shouldn’t get briefings 

#29975
40 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Exactly. Blame the moron that booked him for the gig.

Probably thought he was booking this Schneider…

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#29976

I guess I was too busy looking at Valerie Bertinelli's tits to notice Dwayne obviously had a heroin problem.  

Blows me away that Jim Breuer, Rob Schneider, and Larry TCG are booking big gigs based on beyond stale material combined with whining about 'cancel culture.'  I mean Louis and Jerry and Burr talk about it, and it's a valid point...but they have this other thing going for them called 'being funny.'  It's a weird world in comedy when you watch Carrot Top now and think, "You know, he's not that edgy. I enjoy it."  

#29982

Here we are on fucking D Day and these people are going down the EXACT same path as the Nazis. I don’t know if the end result will be the same (though he literally today said he will round up millions of people), but the process is almost identical so far. 
 

Go watch the latest Hitler doc on Netflix, Evil on Trial. The parallels are uncanny. 
 

 

#29983
Phillip: It is not uncommon for people who have taken plea deals to testify in subsequent trials.Dr: Phil: Give me examples of where that has been considered appropriate. Phillip: It happens in mob cases all the time

 

#29984
15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I wasn't gonna buy a badge to TX TribFest this year, but I saw that Rep. Crockett was added to the list of speakers.  So I bought one and yeah, not gonna lie---gonna be hanging around her talk afterwards to just soak in her beauty and awesomeness.  

I'll be in my bunk . 

Will this be the first restraining order you have ever gotten in your life?

If so, I just want to say

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#29985
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Phillip: It is not uncommon for people who have taken plea deals to testify in subsequent trials.Dr: Phil: Give me examples of where that has been considered appropriate. Phillip: It happens in mob cases all the time

 

Uh - that's fucking why you offer a plea deal.  Small fish help to take down the big fish.  I am living in a fucking crazy world...

#29986
15 hours ago, Pancho said:

Just unfuckingbelievable

As I wrote this morning, Johnson passed over Laurel Lee, who spent months on FISA, Tony Gonzales, a Navy cryptologist, and Stephanie Bice, a well-liked member of GOP leadership, to appoint Jackson and Perry.The reason? He told people that he did this expressly because Trump…

 

Besides being an idiot, Ronny Jackson is a fucking drunk.  He couldn't get a security clearance in any other circumstances.

#29987
1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

Uh - that's fucking why you offer a plea deal.  Small fish help to take down the big fish.  I am living in a fucking crazy world...

Mob cases, drug cases, every other kind of case.  It's part and parcel of prosecution.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcrmp/rule_35

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l. Upon the government's motion made within one year of sentencing, the court may reduce a sentence if the defendant, after sentencing, provided substantial assistance in investigating or prosecuting another person.

That said, I'm not a huge fan 

#29988
6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Phillip: It is not uncommon for people who have taken plea deals to testify in subsequent trials.Dr: Phil: Give me examples of where that has been considered appropriate. Phillip: It happens in mob cases all the time

 

Another example of the new cult. Established facts are no longer facts. Give me an example? When someone has been offered a plea deal in exchange for testimony against another person? Seriously. What about Sammy the Bull for testifying against Gotti? Or what about go fuck yourself you grifting sack of shit

#29990
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Phillip: It is not uncommon for people who have taken plea deals to testify in subsequent trials.Dr: Phil: Give me examples of where that has been considered appropriate. Phillip: It happens in mob cases all the time

 

Ever seen Goodfellas, doc?

#29994

the whole article is "too much love is bad because it means you love gay people too."

But Parton’s version of love, which includes condoning immoral sexual behavior (“be who you are,” she’s said), is unaligned with God’s vision for humanity. Like so many secularized spiritual leaders, Parton equates love with agreement, but the two are not reciprocal. Love doesn’t mean we must accept sinfulness as good to avoid hurting someone’s feelings.

#29997
10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

“God’s vision for humanity.”

These fucking people. “Like anyone could even know that Napoleon.”


No shit. Whenever somebody claims to know what God wants, you know you're in trouble.

 



 

 

#29998

I mean, let's deconstruct this:

Either 1) the God who created the universe is omnipotent or 2) he is not.

If 1) is true, then god's vision for humanity certainly includes Gay people. Were it not to include gay people, he wouldn't have created gay people, or the impulse that causes people to be gay.

If 2) is true, who gives a fuck what God's vision for humanity is? 

#30000

My super religious Baptist aunt once told me that God doesn’t create gay people, because that’s wrong and he wouldn’t create people who do that gay stuff.

Me: “Um what?”

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