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#30901

So I’ve recently had some minor health issues, and some of my relatives came out of the woodwork to offer advice, thoughts and prayers, etc.  One of my cousins called me up Monday, she’s pushing 60 and from Arkansas, and MAGA, and told me about her husband’s experience with the same thing, her advice, etc. I steered the conversation away from that because I’ve heard enough this week.  

Talked about family, some genealogy stuff, etc., and then she steered it toward politics because I’m in liberal Austin, and she laughingly asked if I’d vote for Harris.  I said I liked Harris and would vote for her, because Harris believes the world is round and that we walked on the moon and that boats with batteries don’t electrocute people when they sink.  I got silence and then a “ okay” and then a little more silence and then she mentioned that if we came to the Arkansas game, to give them a heads up and we could stay with them.

So tonight I got some texts from her daughter asking what I meant about the moon stuff and world being round, and she mentioned that her mom had brought it up to several relatives and was asking if Trump thought the world was flat or that we didn’t walk on the moon or about the boats thing.  I told her it was a joke, and she (the daughter) found it amusing.

You all should be throwing this stuff out there at your MAGA relatives. You might get some of them to start openly claiming the earth is flat or that we didn’t walk on the moon because that’s what Harris believes,  

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#30902
21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So I’ve recently had some minor health issues, and some of my relatives came out of the woodwork to offer advice, thoughts and prayers, etc.  One of my cousins called me up Monday, she’s pushing 60 and from Arkansas, and MAGA, and told me about her husband’s experience with the same thing, her advice, etc. I steered the conversation away from that because I’ve heard enough this week.  

Talked about family, some genealogy stuff, etc., and then she steered it toward politics because I’m in liberal Austin, and she laughingly asked if I’d vote for Harris.  I said I liked Harris and would vote for her, because Harris believes the world is round and that we walked on the moon and that boats with batteries don’t electrocute people when they sink.  I got silence and then a “ okay” and then a little more silence and then she mentioned that if we came to the Arkansas game, to give them a heads up and we could stay with them.

So tonight I got some texts from her daughter asking what I meant about the moon stuff and world being round, and she mentioned that her mom had brought it up to several relatives and was asking if Trump thought the world was flat or that we didn’t walk on the moon or about the boats thing.  I told her it was a joke, and she (the daughter) found it amusing.

You all should be throwing this stuff out there at your MAGA relatives. You might get some of them to start openly claiming the earth is flat or that we didn’t walk on the moon because that’s what Harris believes,  

This hurt my head. I hope you don’t die. 

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#30903
6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So I’ve recently had some minor health issues, and some of my relatives came out of the woodwork to offer advice, thoughts and prayers, etc.  One of my cousins called me up Monday, she’s pushing 60 and from Arkansas, and MAGA, and told me about her husband’s experience with the same thing, her advice, etc. I steered the conversation away from that because I’ve heard enough this week.  

Talked about family, some genealogy stuff, etc., and then she steered it toward politics because I’m in liberal Austin, and she laughingly asked if I’d vote for Harris.  I said I liked Harris and would vote for her, because Harris believes the world is round and that we walked on the moon and that boats with batteries don’t electrocute people when they sink.  I got silence and then a “ okay” and then a little more silence and then she mentioned that if we came to the Arkansas game, to give them a heads up and we could stay with them.

So tonight I got some texts from her daughter asking what I meant about the moon stuff and world being round, and she mentioned that her mom had brought it up to several relatives and was asking if Trump thought the world was flat or that we didn’t walk on the moon or about the boats thing.  I told her it was a joke, and she (the daughter) found it amusing.

You all should be throwing this stuff out there at your MAGA relatives. You might get some of them to start openly claiming the earth is flat or that we didn’t walk on the moon because that’s what Harris believes,  

Tell the last part first next time. 

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#30904
On 7/23/2024 at 11:43 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Anyone know what they plan to impeach Harris for?  Brown?  Vagina?  Other?

Seems risky

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Also, I guess they're doing this  thing again here in Austin

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For those that ultimately succumb to the cold murky depths of the Lake Travis lakebed, I say,  at least you died doing something important......providing hours if not days of lulz for the rest of us. Get fucked. 

#30905
7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Seems risky

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Also, I guess they're doing this  thing again here in Austin

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For those that ultimately succumb to the cold murky depths of the Lake Travis lakebed, I say,  at least you died doing something important......providing hours if not days of lulz for the rest of us. Get fucked. 

Dumbkirk 2, electric boogaloo!!!!

Never forget!!

 

#30907
15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

surly pontoon boat rental with water cannons and water balloons?

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#30908
27 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Seems risky

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Also, I guess they're doing this  thing again here in Austin

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For those that ultimately succumb to the cold murky depths of the Lake Travis lakebed, I say,  at least you died doing something important......providing hours if not days of lulz for the rest of us. Get fucked. 

dude it's wild how excited the chuds get to put fascist flags on their boats - Port Oconnor was full of em on 4th of July weekend even with Beyrl coming

#30911

I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended.

I know, I know, get new family....

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#30912
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.

Right when you get there, shit in their front yard, wipe your ass with the flag, and  peace out. Frees up your whole weekend. 

#30913

The amount of post on Facebook about canceling Netflix because the Co-Founder donated money to Harris is ridiculous and funny.  

#30914
9 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

The amount of post on Facebook about canceling Netflix because the Co-Founder donated money to Harris is ridiculous and funny.  

But everyone remember.....its the liberal socialists that wage cancel culture. 

#30915
50 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

The amount of post on Facebook about canceling Netflix because the Co-Founder donated money to Harris is ridiculous and funny.  

Damn can't watch Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, Max now if you're butthurt MAGA. I guess it's nothing but Fox Nation.

#30916
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended.

I know, I know, get new family....

just buy an American flag and carry it with you. say it's the official Harris campaign official flag. 

#30917
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended.

I know, I know, get new family....

Send them this.  I hope you're white-ish.

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#30919
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended.

I know, I know, get new family....

Easy...

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#30920
1 hour ago, Blotto said:

But everyone remember.....its the liberal socialists that wage cancel culture. 

Grift idea!

MAGAFLIX

we charge $100 a month.  We play reruns of Trump getting his ear pierced, civil war reinactments, and slave movies 24/7.  

#30923
18 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Grift idea!

MAGAFLIX

we charge $100 a month.  We play reruns of Trump getting his ear pierced, civil war reinactments, and slave movies 24/7.  

The real pull there would be "Alternative Ending" Civil War movies. I wonder if we could buy the "Build The Wall" mailing list from Bannon. He probably needs the money, and those would be the easiest people to fleece. 

#30925
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Send them this.  I hope you're white-ish.

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Nah man.  Tell them Ramone from the called and you have Herpes Simplex 10.

#30926
3 hours ago, Red Five said:

I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended.

I know, I know, get new family....

Anti-Trump protestors burn flag in front of MAGA supporters ahead of  Trump's arrival

#30927
3 hours ago, Red Five said:

I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended.

I know, I know, get new family....

No, I’d say you need to get a Russian flag, and maybe a Swastika flag so that the Trump flag isn’t lonely.

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#30928
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

No, I’d say you need to get a Russian flag, and maybe a Swastika flag so that the Trump flag isn’t lonely.

In reality I'm going to ask they take it down while I'm staying there, because it's offensive. If they don't, I'm out the door and driving back home.

#30929
14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

In reality I'm going to ask they take it down while I'm staying there, because it's offensive. If they don't, I'm out the door and driving back home.

This.

Tell them that if they want to fly the American flag, you're all for it, because you're a patriot.  If they want to fly the flag of treason, you're leaving, because you're a proud American, not a fucking traitor.

#30930
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

This.

Tell them that if they want to fly the American flag, you're all for it, because you're a patriot.  If they want to fly the flag of treason, you're leaving, because you're a proud American, not a fucking traitor.

If they want to fly a traitor's flag, it has to be a white flag of surrender. 

#30931
3 hours ago, Red Five said:

I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended.

I know, I know, get new family....

Buy your own Trump flag. Cut it into 4" wide strips. Wrap it around a toilet paper roll.

When you get there, high five everybody, then sneak into the bathroom right before everybody finishes eating. Replace the TP with your Trump roll. Hide all the rest of the TP and/or pour water on it.

#30932
6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Buy your own Trump flag. Cut it into 4" wide strips. Wrap it around a toilet paper roll.

When you get there, high five everybody, then sneak into the bathroom right before everybody finishes eating. Replace the TP with your Trump roll. Hide all the rest of the TP and/or pour water piss on it.

But that's just how I roll

#30935
5 hours ago, Red Five said:

In reality I'm going to ask they take it down while I'm staying there, because it's offensive. If they don't, I'm out the door and driving back home.

Why would you need to go out the door to drive home?  Can't you just go to the front and get in the driver's seat?

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#30936
21 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Buy your own Trump flag. Cut it into 4" wide strips. Wrap it around a toilet paper roll.

When you get there, high five everybody, then sneak into the bathroom right before everybody finishes eating. Replace the TP with your Trump roll. Hide all the rest of the TP and/or pour water on it.

Or just bring this:

Donald Trump Toilet Paper

#30939
On 7/25/2024 at 8:24 AM, Red Five said:

I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended.

I know, I know, get new family....

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#30941
This message is for everyone, but especially Trump supporters. Please take a moment to listen to this former firefighter. With heartfelt compassion, he is pleading w/ y'all to come to your senses and join your American brothers and sisters to put an end to this fascist nightmare.

 

#30943
MAGA: The Olympics are insulting christians!Also MAGA:

As if melania woud be there 😂😂😂

Edited by tx 3 putt

#30944
12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I don't doubt this, but I wonder how Pesach Lattin knows this. 

There’s a lot of ways - he may have access to advertiser metrics or some other stats. He also could have sent out links in DMs to a website he owns and then checked the website logs for that link and see what IPs clicked on it, he could be looking at links they are sharing to see where the websites are hosted, etc.

#30946

Bunch of racist maga illegal parkers ….

Tow trucks on their way to the Trump rally.

 

#30947
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bunch of racist maga illegal parkers ….

Tow trucks on their way to the Trump rally.

 

That's a caravan of pedos and rock throwers.

#30948
On 7/25/2024 at 6:53 PM, Pancho said:

Is it wrong to wish this bitch would get in a massive car wreck?

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Don’t worry it’s not like people that matter like her…

Trump: The great Laura Loomer, she is a fantastic person(Laura Loomer is a self-proclaimed white nationalist)

 

#30949
On 7/24/2024 at 8:31 AM, Jive Turkey said:

Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

Because you’re not intelligent enough to understand there was no insurrection on the capital.
99.9% of your listeners are from the right, including me, and since you started talking politics I am done. Even turning my back on you when you were on stage with Tesla last year in Vegas. I even stuck up for you when you left skid row. Shame
good! you are not cool enough to listen to my music. https://t.co/aSAMs4GbRk

 

 

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