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#31351
12 hours ago, Pancho said:

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If Kamala wins, he should never be introduced as First Gentleman… it should always be Madam President Kamala Harris and… Doug. 

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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#31352

Dumbest people alive

This is your brain on Fox News, Newsmax and OANN. People actually think “abortion” is happening at 4 weeks AFTER birth. Well over 99% of abortions take place in the first or second terms. No abortions happen at birth or after. Stop being ignorant.
#31353
7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Dumbest people alive
 

This is your brain on Fox News, Newsmax and OANN. People actually think “abortion” is happening at 4 weeks AFTER birth. Well over 99% of abortions take place in the first or second terms. No abortions happen at birth or after. Stop being ignorant.

They think that California has a Lemon Law for kids?  Dumbasses.

#31354
6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Congrats to Sen Scott…I don’t want to think about the Prima Nocta permutations here.

 

Trey Gowdy looks like he's going to have both of them.  Maybe at the same time.

#31356
On 7/25/2024 at 10:24 AM, Red Five said:

I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended.

I know, I know, get new family....

I'm sure everyone is waiting with bated breath for an update here. No flag flying. It was hanging up in the garage. 

I was however treated to a theory that George Soros worked with the secret service to get Trump assassinated. 

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#31358
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
MAGA be eating their boogers now 👇

 

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#31361

Fucking shitbag

Former KY Gov. Matt Bevin sent his son to a disciplinary school in Jamaica that was raided for abusing the teenagers.Then he seemingly failed to pick up his son, allowing him to become a ward of Jamaica.“Noah, [Bevin’s] son, is unsurprised.”https://t.co/TVutYfRnoC

 

#31362

Going back to the whole consecutive eagles thing, why are we supposed to be impressed or even care about a presidential candidate’s ability to play golf?  It’s not something that is required to do the job and in fact has been used in the past to call out presidents as being lazy on the job. It’s just so weird. 

#31363
13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Going back to the whole consecutive eagles thing, why are we supposed to be impressed or even care about a presidential candidate’s ability to play golf?  It’s not something that is required to do the job and in fact has been used in the past to call out presidents as being lazy on the job. It’s just so weird. 

Pitching in for eagle on back to back holes from 140 yards out is like "Trump played basketball the other day and kept dunking from half court." 

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#31364
19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Going back to the whole consecutive eagles thing, why are we supposed to be impressed or even care about a presidential candidate’s ability to play golf?  It’s not something that is required to do the job and in fact has been used in the past to call out presidents as being lazy on the job. It’s just so weird. 

It’s like Kim Jung Un hitting a hole in one on every hole and never getting sick.  It’s dictator worship shit. 

#31365

Plus, does anyone think he could keep quiet about it, and only the guys in his group, who conveniently talk to Laura loomer, would be mentioning it?

 

eta: if I did that, I’d tell everyone I saw for weeks. And I’d know nobody would believe me. 

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#31366
On 8/3/2024 at 12:54 PM, Gil Bang said:
Porn star Stormy Daniels wasn't impressed w/ Trump in bed that night at the 2006 Lake Tahoe celebrity golf tourney. He wasn't much better on the course, finishing 62nd out of 80 players. Average score: 89.3. When there's cameras + rules, Trump is soft.https://t.co/YMs4Tn3LtM

 

Yeah, I went back and looked all that up right after the debate where Trump and Biden argued about golf skills. Pretty sure I posted in this thread or maybe one of the Trump threads. Trump was 62nd one year and around the same the next year. They were using the Stableford scoring system so I didn't know what his stroke average was -- 89.3 is much worse than I expected.

#31367
On 8/3/2024 at 11:36 AM, Red Five said:

I’m sorry, he pitched in for eagle, from 140 + yards, on consecutive holes? Is that what we’re told to believe?

That's Kim Jong Il-level propaganda there. I remember those times when Dear Leader played a round of golf and made 18 hole-in-ones.

#31369
2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Yeah, I went back and looked all that up right after the debate where Trump and Biden argued about golf skills. Pretty sure I posted in this thread or maybe one of the Trump threads. Trump was 62nd one year and around the same the next year. They were using the Stableford scoring system so I didn't know what his stroke average was -- 89.3 is much worse than I expected.

As a golfer, Trump ranks somewhere in the range “between Cheech Marin and Dan Quayle.”

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#31371
BREAKING: Former Trump attorney Jenna Ellis agrees to cooperate in Arizona elector caseIn a deal that allows Ellis to avoid potential jail time, she has agreed to provide prosecutors with evidence that could implicate other defendants. https://t.co/cJ1Q8DfQQn

 

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#31373

In Vancouver over the weekend... Canadian senior citizen wanted to ask me about the GOP. 

He said he'd lived in Germany in the 60s, and thought that it was unfair to call the MAGA folks 'Nazis'. 

"Germans are organized and efficient. Your so-called Nazis can't find their ass with both hands and a flashlight".

#31374
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
BREAKING: Former Trump attorney Jenna Ellis agrees to cooperate in Arizona elector caseIn a deal that allows Ellis to avoid potential jail time, she has agreed to provide prosecutors with evidence that could implicate other defendants. https://t.co/cJ1Q8DfQQn

 

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous
But it sure beats Riker's

#31376
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous
But it sure beats Riker's

Needs a verse with Herman Cain.  

#31377
57 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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Sidney Powell has that "I'll be in the shadows watching over my young flock to make sure they make right kind of choices" kind of maternal vibe.  If your mother is Andrea Yates. 

#31378
False Arizona elector Tyler Bowyer called Taylor Swift “ugly,” and Charlie Kirk asked if Taylor Swift has “any eggs left.”These MAGA Republicans went nearly 25 minutes trashing Swift. Story

 

#31379
4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
BREAKING: Former Trump attorney Jenna Ellis agrees to cooperate in Arizona elector caseIn a deal that allows Ellis to avoid potential jail time, she has agreed to provide prosecutors with evidence that could implicate other defendants. https://t.co/cJ1Q8DfQQn

 

some of y'all might recognize Kyle Clark, just the local NBC anchor here in Denver who is kind of awesome at calling bullshit on politicians (he's been fun to watch confronting Boebert 😄).

anyways... thought y'all would like this lol

 

#31380
6 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

 

Adin Ross sniffed Andrew Tate's chair upon him leaving the room. I wish I was making this up.

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
BREAKING: Former Trump attorney Jenna Ellis agrees to cooperate in Arizona elector caseIn a deal that allows Ellis to avoid potential jail time, she has agreed to provide prosecutors with evidence that could implicate other defendants. https://t.co/cJ1Q8DfQQn

 


very fitting back to back posts about smelling farts and Jenna Ellis. 
 

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#31382

Listening to that pathetic bunch of incels going on about Taylor Swift..that’s amazing. They don’t sound like 13 yr olds, that’s an insult to 8th graders.
The entire movement is weird, stupid losers. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.

#31384
55 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:
Adin Ross said he supports Trump because he believes Joe Biden banned abortion

 

 

This brand of mic’d up stupidity and ignorance is a big problem. I don’t know who the Ross guy is or how big his audience is but he’s just spreading brain worms.

#31386
44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Listening to that pathetic bunch of incels going on about Taylor Swift..that’s amazing. They don’t sound like 13 yr olds, that’s an insult to 8th graders.
The entire movement is weird, stupid losers. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.

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#31387
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
False Arizona elector Tyler Bowyer called Taylor Swift “ugly,” and Charlie Kirk asked if Taylor Swift has “any eggs left.”These MAGA Republicans went nearly 25 minutes trashing Swift. Story

 

No shots fired at Beyonce during that rant?  I'm disappointed.  I guess they're keeping that one in their back pocket for September/October in the event that women stop hating them enough.

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#31388
3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Needs a verse with Herman Cain.  

Herman was a dipshit who listened to some quacks
Chugged a tube of horse paste cause he wouldn't get the vax
Uncle tom'd his way to a rally in Oklahoma
Now he pushing daisies on account of the corona

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#31389

Imagine posting an image of one’s child next to a hateful, highly offensive, derogatory slur, to make some sort of ridiculous political point that only makes you look like a terrible human being. I hope that you realize your mistake before your child is able to understand how…
#31390


The nation’s collective yawn to this stunning piece of reporting proves that the boiling pot of water has finally killed us frogs:

 

#31391
“Don’t call us weird.”As two men air jerk together.🙄

 

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#31392
12 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

Imagine posting an image of one’s child next to a hateful, highly offensive, derogatory slur, to make some sort of ridiculous political point that only makes you look like a terrible human being. I hope that you realize your mistake before your child is able to understand how…

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#31393
19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
False Arizona elector Tyler Bowyer called Taylor Swift “ugly,” and Charlie Kirk asked if Taylor Swift has “any eggs left.”These MAGA Republicans went nearly 25 minutes trashing Swift. Story

 

It's been years since I visited the comic book shop. I should go see how those guys are doing.

#31395

What a terrible day for the right. Kamala picks the people's choice for VP, Trump shits his pants on Truth, Elon sues companies who don't want to advertise with Nazis, and Imane Khelif wins her boxing match and now goes for the gold. Eat a dick you fucking shitbags. 

Forgot to add, the stock market rebounded from the "Kamala Crash" where they would hoping it would keep falling. 

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#31399
This guy says they are suing Michelle Obama for “creating a party atmosphere” to get people in Wisconsin to vote in the past, and they are going to make sure that they stop it this time.

 

#31400
5 hours ago, mdmost said:

What a terrible day for the right. Kamala picks the people's choice for VP, Trump shits his pants on Truth, Elon sues companies who don't want to advertise with Nazis, and Imane Khelif wins her boxing match and now goes for the gold. Eat a dick you fucking shitbags. 

Forgot to add, the stock market rebounded from the "Kamala Crash" where they would hoping it would keep falling. 

What we need to cap it off is another video from Randy Quaid, reminiscent of this 2020 hit

Since Weird MAGA Actor Clip 2 was Dennis Quaid, we have to make the next one his brother Randy. He posted this a week after Trump lost in 2020, blaming the loss on Fox.

 

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