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#31501
Morrow is backed by the North Carolina GOP and Mark Robinson. Who have not commented on her past comments.https://t.co/LI1xs5t5CK

 

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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#31502
15 hours ago, Js1 said:

Trump: too late to try this with Eric & Jr. ? 

#31503
15 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:
Trump’s company announced he will build “Trump Tower Jeddah” in Saudi Arabia.

Grifting continues 

 

With Trump's development acumen, and the Saudi's fuck all engineering, should make for the greatest development boondoggle of all time.  

#31505
It's happening even in Arkansas, folks. 🙌👏🇺🇸

 

#31509
6 minutes ago, Pancho said:
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Says the Sith Lord. 

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#31510

I hope she sues Elon, JK Rowling, Megyn Kelly, and Trump's tits off.

Rough translation (thread): Press release: Imane KhelifAfter the sporting time, comes the legal time.Having just won a gold medal at the Paris 2024 Olympic Games, boxer Imane Khelif has decided to lead a new fight: that of justice, dignity and honor. https://t.co/gDaQyntLYv

 

#31511
On 8/9/2024 at 1:35 PM, Pancho said:
Elon is still removing likes off this post btw https://t.co/QWpryjVews

 



Not to defend Elon, but I don't think that's exactly what's going on. I think it's some sort of weird X bug that happens when a tweet gets a whole bunch of likes.  I've noticed it a few times myself when I tweet something that gets more than about 1500-2000 likes.  I don't know why, though.

#31512
43 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I hope she sues Elon, JK Rowling, Megyn Kelly, and Trump's tits off.

Rough translation (thread): Press release: Imane KhelifAfter the sporting time, comes the legal time.Having just won a gold medal at the Paris 2024 Olympic Games, boxer Imane Khelif has decided to lead a new fight: that of justice, dignity and honor. https://t.co/gDaQyntLYv

 

Jake Paul too

#31513
20 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

 

Trump Supporter: “I was law enforcement. They were teaching us every day because you’re white, you cannot pull people over based on their skin color, you cannot judge & you have to watch your mouth or they’ll…punish you”

 

What do you mean you have to pull people over for violations. You can't pull people over for being black? Crazy how what she is saying some people think that's infringing on their rights.

#31515
On 8/9/2024 at 3:20 PM, Pancho said:
I’ll personally drive you to the airport pendejo. 😂 https://t.co/Ylgt9h3Pyz

 

I have some good info on Portugal I could send him. 

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#31516
Trump cost the GOP the Senate, The House and Presidency. Then they underperformed in the midterms and did miserably in an off year election. Trump cost Fox News $787.5 million. Countless folks have ruined their careers, gone to prison or gone bankrupt yet he’s their guy.

 

#31517
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Trump cost the GOP the Senate, The House and Presidency. Then they underperformed in the midterms and did miserably in an off year election. Trump cost Fox News $787.5 million. Countless folks have ruined their careers, gone to prison or gone bankrupt yet he’s their guy.

 

These are not serious, nor smart, people. 

#31521
On 8/9/2024 at 7:14 PM, GenXer said:

Fuck republicans. Yesterday, today and forever. That party has always and will always be for narcissistic trash.

If they were people you interacted with, you'd probably categorize them as decidedly uncool. Even on that level, I just don't want to be around them. 

 

In layman's terms, it's why they have Chachi and we have the Fonz.

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#31522
6 hours ago, Pancho said:
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#31524
7 hours ago, Pancho said:
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World's wealthiest person: "Why isn't the resistance on my side?"

 

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#31528
5 hours ago, Pancho said:
These guys are desperate.And it’s called a koozie you morons.

 

He’s right about the koozie part. 

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Well I learned something today

#31529
5 hours ago, Pancho said:
These guys are desperate.And it’s called a koozie you morons.

 

US Trademark Registration 3240989.

But we MAGATS are all for lawnorder, we understand the Constitution like no one ever has.

#31531
On 8/9/2024 at 4:12 PM, Mittens said:

So Authentic!

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"Well, I'm looking for something for a special occasion.  A political rally.  People tend to get kind of dressed up in patriotic clothes but I think they look a little clownish.  I want to be tasteful but still kind of patriotic.  I'm a 36 short.  Can I see your jackets?  And I need a hat, too."

Also:

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#31532
2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

US Trademark Registration 3240989.

But we MAGATS are all for lawnorder, we understand the Constitution like no one ever has.

What am I missing here?  Where is the issue with a koozie?

#31534
3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

It’s trademarked

I get that it's trademarked.  Are they pushing back because Harris/Walz avoided using the term "koozie"?

#31535
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I get that it's trademarked.  Are they pushing back because Harris/Walz avoided using the term "koozie"?

I assume they think the koozie and camo is infringing on their image. GOP = beer drinking hunters. Dems = wine drinking pussies 

#31539

The same people who decried how everyone was too sensitive and always offended during the days of political correctness and the start of cancel culture. 

#31540
15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Almost like they are the snowflakes. 

Little repressed homosexual snowflakes with micropeens.

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#31541
8 hours ago, Pancho said:
These guys are desperate.And it’s called a koozie you morons.

 

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#31543

Well it doesn't have the percentage that goes straight into Trump's pocket, aka the grift tax. 

#31544
4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

"Well, I'm looking for something for a special occasion.  A political rally.  People tend to get kind of dressed up in patriotic clothes but I think they look a little clownish.  I want to be tasteful but still kind of patriotic.  I'm a 36 short.  Can I see your jackets?  And I need a hat, too."

 

“Tight in the crotch please.  I really, REALLY want my rolled up crotch sock to really look like a weiner.”

#31545
2 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

“Tight in the crotch please.  I really, REALLY want my rolled up crotch sock to really look like a weiner.”

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#31546
Mike Lindell vows his visit to Democratic Convention will 'flip Democrats' to Trump https://t.co/gLMGFDPqyd

John Candy Reaction GIF

#31547

They should build a side stage with a toilet on it, and every time there is a lull in the proceedings bring that loser out and give  him a swirly. Hell, make it a fundraiser where you bid on the honor. 

#31548
6 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oh yeah, they’re trying to show them as not actually being country because they called it a can cooler or whatever

Wait til they hear they call cokes “pop”

#31549
18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Mike Lindell vows his visit to Democratic Convention will 'flip Democrats' to Trump https://t.co/gLMGFDPqyd

John Candy Reaction GIF

Just wanted to say this is in my top 5 gifs of all time.

#31550
18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Mike Lindell vows his visit to Democratic Convention will 'flip Democrats' to Trump https://t.co/gLMGFDPqyd

John Candy Reaction GIF

Kristi Noem needs to take this poor bastard out to her gravel pit. 

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