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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#31804

Bwahahahah

LIVE from the DNC - @JackPosobiec: "How many abortions have you had?"DNC Attendee: "I'm being paid by George Soros to have an abortion on stage."
Infiltration is not going well for the Jack Posobiec and the Maga gang at the #DNC protest @noturtlesoup17

 

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#31805

We have so many different threads that are relevant to this; hard to decide which one, so here we are:

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-kamla-harris-christmas-ban-claim-election-2024-1938109

Newsweek link above connects to this Facebook video: 

 
Support Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

We are going to WIN in November and take out whatever radical fighter the Democrats put up, but not without YOUR HELP! If you can’t afford to donate because the crooked Joe Biden and Kamala Harris administration destroyed our economy, please don’t. But if you can give anything, even $1, it will go a long way in helping me MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Posted by Donald J. Trump on Sunday, August 4, 2024

 

Short story:  Trump says that Kamala wants to take away "Merry Christmas" & only HE can save it; he "brought it back 7 years ago, it was in deep trouble."

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#31806
26 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

We have so many different threads that are relevant to this; hard to decide which one, so here we are:

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-kamla-harris-christmas-ban-claim-election-2024-1938109

Newsweek link above connects to this Facebook video: 

 
Support Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

We are going to WIN in November and take out whatever radical fighter the Democrats put up, but not without YOUR HELP! If you can’t afford to donate because the crooked Joe Biden and Kamala Harris administration destroyed our economy, please don’t. But if you can give anything, even $1, it will go a long way in helping me MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Posted by Donald J. Trump on Sunday, August 4, 2024

 

Short story:  Trump says that Kamala wants to take away "Merry Christmas" & only HE can save it; he "brought it back 7 years ago, it was in deep trouble."

image.thumb.png.a11fae9ca75e2cbd0d03a97a9af93418.png

 

 

Only playing the old hits that no one they need to vote cares about anymore. Fine by me. 

#31807

I feel like he may not be being entirely truthful about the Merry Christmas thing. I don’t know, just a hunch that he doesn’t have inside information that she will, what, make it illegal to say that?

#31808

I hope she does cancel Christmas, just imagine the money saved on buying gifts, decorations and saving countless families from having to gather during the Holidays. 

#31811
30 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I hope she does cancel Christmas, just imagine the money saved on buying gifts, decorations and saving countless families from having to gather during the Holidays. 

To quote Melanie, “Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?”

#31815
5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Mocking someone with ALS. Just sick fucks all around

How is this not a South Park episode?

 

Unbelievable.  These people are ghouls.

#31816
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Unbelievable.  These people are ghouls.

How dare you besmirch one of @PRONG HORN's favorite Xitter accounts to repost on Surly?

#31817
Known racist Hulk Hogan threatens to “body slam” Kamala Harris https://t.co/nrRwiZPHgw

 

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#31819
2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Rudy says Steve Bannon is being tortured in prison.

 

 

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#31821
37 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Rudy says Steve Bannon is being tortured in prison.

 

 

Promise?

#31822
31 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why

Ya that’s Matt Walsh in disguise on the convention floor

 

Who?

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#31824
FWIW, it's a really, really bad night for @RonDeSantis in Southwest Florida: his candidate lost a Sarasota School Board race, his three appointments in Manatee all lost, too. #FlaPol

 

#31826
29 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
FWIW, it's a really, really bad night for @RonDeSantis in Southwest Florida: his candidate lost a Sarasota School Board race, his three appointments in Manatee all lost, too. #FlaPol

 

Does that include the one who loved to talk about sexual perversion of liberals while having threesomes with her husband and a woman he’s accused of sexually assaulting?

#31827
7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Does that include the one who loved to talk about sexual perversion of liberals while having threesomes with her husband and a woman he’s accused of sexually assaulting?

I'm going to need you to be more specific, dude.

#31828
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Known racist Hulk Hogan threatens to “body slam” Kamala Harris https://t.co/nrRwiZPHgw

 

Hulk Hogan also has a small dick, something that surprised/disappointed a lot of 80s/90s kids when they saw the video.

#31829
14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hulk Hogan also has a small dick, something that surprised/disappointed a lot of 80s/90s kids when they saw the video.

I doubt the steroids helped.

#31830
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I doubt the steroids helped.

Either way, that small dick helped take down some shitty sites, but also a couple of decent ones.

#31833

So 3 Year Letterman and some others are unloading on catturd2 and his fans.

I am starting a @catturd2 facts thread. This is where you can post things you suspect are true about Catturd1. Catturd wears a tshirt in the pool2: Catturd texts with his index finger3. Catturd has never done a push-up4. Catturd routinely misuses “reply all”

Because in addition to shitposting during the speeches tonight, it's alleged he killed his dog.

Yep and then tried to post a sob story on twitter as if it wasn’t directly his fault for operating a vehicle under the influence and not checking to see if his animals were safe. What a loser.

 

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#31834
5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Rudy says Steve Bannon is being tortured in prison.

 

 

They're making him bathe? 

#31836
6 hours ago, NWBuck said:

They're making him bathe? 

Plus he’s forced to sit at the same table with black and brown people when he dines.

#31837
9 hours ago, mdmost said:

Does that include the one who loved to talk about sexual perversion of liberals while having threesomes with her husband and a woman he’s accused of sexually assaulting?

I believe she refused to resign even when the rest of board, including the moms for liberty allies, asked her to step down. She has a couple of years remaining on her term.

#31838
Wearing Kamala merch and attending the DNC to own the libs

 

#31839
11 hours ago, TexEx15 said:
FWIW, it's a really, really bad night for @RonDeSantis in Southwest Florida: his candidate lost a Sarasota School Board race, his three appointments in Manatee all lost, too. #FlaPol

 

Moms 4 Liberty had a bad night too. 

#31840
29 minutes ago, mdmost said:
Wearing Kamala merch and attending the DNC to own the libs

 

This guy is so weird.

#31841
30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Moms 4 Liberty had a bad night too. 

Follow-up:

DeSantis, who has made reshaping Florida’s education system a top priority, endorsed 23 candidates ahead of Tuesday’s election. And as of late Tuesday night, at least 11 appear to have lost. That is a notable downturn from 2022, when DeSantis saw a runaway success: Of the 30 he endorsed two years ago, just five lost.

Out of the four matchups where DeSantis and the Florida Democratic Party went head-to-head, Democrats notched two wins compared to one for the governor, with another set for a runoff. These races were some of the more heated in Florida, as candidates squared off over issues like book banning and the role parents have in shaping their children’s education.

The Democratic Party of Florida endorsed 11 candidates this cycle, of which seven won Tuesday with two of those races heading to runoffs. The party’s efforts were meant to “fight back against Ron’s Moms for Liberty candidates and their partisan extremism,” said Florida Democratic Party Chair Nikki Fried.

In Hillsborough County, incumbents Nadia Combs and Jessica Vaughn, both endorsed by Democrats and the FEA, retained their seats against Layla Collins, the wife of GOP state Sen. Jay Collins, and Myosha Powell — both endorsed by DeSantis. Those two seats could have flipped the makeup of the local school board in the Tampa area.

In Pinellas County, DeSantis endorsed three candidates who were also backed by Moms for Liberty — including two against incumbents — in another bid to shake up a local school board. But the incumbents Eileen Long and Laura Hine defeated DeSantis endorsees Erika Picard and Danielle Marolf. The third DeSantis endorsee, Stacy Geier, is set for a runoff race.

#31843
1 hour ago, mdmost said:
Wearing Kamala merch and attending the DNC to own the libs

 

dude is SNL getting started early this year or something? That's just ridiculous and absurd lol. It's not even a good disguise!

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#31845

He looks like Garth Brooks in the Thunder Rolls video where he's the wife beater.

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#31846
2 hours ago, mdmost said:
Wearing Kamala merch and attending the DNC to own the libs

 

This new Borat movie looks weird and dumb.

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