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#32101
9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, should have known the 88 is a Nazi reference, not birth or graduation year.  

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Piece of shit.

His wife has some top 5 all time crazy eyes. 

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#32104
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This shit amazes me. It's damn near the fucking opposite to what I've been attractied to my entire life. Fucking losers.

Load and Outspoken, and refusal to be a fucking servant walflower are literally top of the list of shit that turns me on...what a bunch of fragile pussies who can't handle being challenged. 

Fucking this.

To summarize it more succinctly, these pathetic chuds only want to have sex with women who lie there like a robot and have no expectations, vs. a woman who wants to go 4 rounds and takes the lead and tells you what she wants, with appropriately profane/dirty descriptors.

These guys are absolutely pathetic.  They are the opposite of manly.  Anyone who is threatened by a woman with agency is a fucking pathetic-ass simpering coward.

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#32105

Hadn't seen this shared yet (SIAP).

https://www.denverpost.com/2024/08/29/kamala-harris-bus-stop-signs-denver-rtd-police-immigration/

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Investigators are working Thursday to remove racist, anti-Kamala Harris signs from multiple bus stops along Colfax Avenue in Denver. 

The first sign was reported around 5 a.m. by a bus driver at a stop near the intersection of Colfax Avenue and Oneida Street, according to a news release from Denver’s Regional Transportation District.

RTD officials said the metal sign was attached to the bus stop’s pole with rivets and appears to have been installed shortly before it was reported.

As of 10:45 a.m., signs had been found at three bus stops near the intersections of Colfax Avenue and Oneida Street, Colfax Avenue and Yosemite Street and Colfax Avenue and Garfield Street, according to RTD officials.

Denver officials are working to remove racist, anti-Kamala Harris signage from city bus stops on Thursday, Aug. 29. (Photo courtesy of Denver City Councilwoman Shontel Lewis).

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#32109

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

MAGA Caller: I like Trump's policies HOST: What policies ?The rest of the phone call is CRAZY👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

 

#32110
36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

MAGA Caller: I like Trump's policies HOST: What policies ?The rest of the phone call is CRAZY👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

 

Fran Healy Reaction GIF by Travis

#32111
4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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If you listened to 19 minutes of that crap, that’s on you.

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Death cult

Police use Taser to subdue man who stormed media area of Trump rally in Pennsylvania https://t.co/Pa9Zy04OIm

 

#32116
On 8/27/2024 at 10:54 PM, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people alive ….

When the stench of Trump & Trumpism is finally eradicated, will the United States ever recover from the MAGA stupidity?

 

This just broke the Dunning-Kruger meter

#32117
“Donald Trump said on his first day he’s going to be a dictator”Trump supporter: “I like that!…This country needs a dictator. I hate to say it, but this is the truth.”

 

#32118
On 8/27/2024 at 10:45 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Fresh out of prison, Trump’s former Trade Advisor Peter Navarro threatens Jack Smith with prison.

 

It's amusing how just aggro Navarro is.  But this might explain why we don't have some vague-ass crime like "election interference."

#32119
14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
“Donald Trump said on his first day he’s going to be a dictator”Trump supporter: “I like that!…This country needs a dictator. I hate to say it, but this is the truth.”

 


The next question should be: "You said this country needs a dictator. So, if Kamala wins, you'd be okay with her being a dictator?"

#32120
26 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


The next question should be: "You said this country needs a dictator. So, if Kamala wins, you'd be okay with her being a dictator?"

Or Joe Biden should just cancel the election.

#32121

tom cotton is a walking pile of shit ….

Tom Cotton on NBC dodges a question about if he supports Trump's idea to force insurance companies to pay for expensive IVF treatments. Kristen Welker then points out to him that two months ago he voted against a bill to expand IVF access.

 

#32122

He is a walking pile of shit, but he didn't dodge the question.  He said he was open to the idea but would have to evaluate the fiscal impact.  Of course we all know what his conclusion will be after that "evaluation" but, given the hypothetical nature of the question, I wouldn't expect a democrat to answer it any differently.

 

#32123
10 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

He is a walking pile of shit, but he didn't dodge the question.  He said he was open to the idea but would have to evaluate the fiscal impact.  Of course we all know what his conclusion will be after that "evaluation" but, given the hypothetical nature of the question, I wouldn't expect a democrat to answer it any differently.

 

He also said that shumer’s bill would require that we give ivf to “men that think they’re women” as if that makes any sense. 

#32124
4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He also said that shumer’s bill would require that we give ivf to “men that think they’re women” as if that makes any sense. 

Exactly. Cotton "won" the argument by pivoting to some abject bullshit that the host just accepted. Same as it ever was.

#32125
Former Trump WH Comms Director @Scaramucci:"Nobody wants [Harris] to win more than me, Maybe Melania Trump. That could be the only person I think of. Because she hates [Trump]...I've met one person that actually hates Trump more than Melania, that's General Milley. He's the…

 

 

 

#32128
Same as it ever was.  
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Yeah except that in one case the country had actually attacked and killed thousands of American servicemen. But we get the point.
#32129
17 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Fucking ghouls

pic.twitter.com/dRzk0BLf86

 

Why can’t we come up with a border bill and then pass it into law?  There must be some reason, or some person, preventing this.  But who???

#32130
32 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Fucking ghouls

pic.twitter.com/dRzk0BLf86

 

i'll go on the record and tell you that's not how it's done

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#32131

Because absolutely no one died because of the actions of an illegal immigrant when Trump was president. 

#32132
1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

He is a walking pile of shit, but he didn't dodge the question.  He said he was open to the idea but would have to evaluate the fiscal impact.  Of course we all know what his conclusion will be after that "evaluation" but, given the hypothetical nature of the question, I wouldn't expect a democrat to answer it any differently.

 

My expectation would be that a Democrat should say “I reject the premise of the question.

Please stop and ask yourself Kristen: what would Tim Russert do? We’ve had 10 years of this nonsense. Stop treating Donald Trump like a normal politician who has serious policy positions. His supporters don’t, it even costs you credibility with them.”

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#32134
2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Yeah except that in one case the country had actually attacked and killed thousands of American servicemen. But we get the point.

We all have an el Guapo to face

#32135
2 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Fucking ghouls

pic.twitter.com/dRzk0BLf86

 

Is that Rainey St?  Poor bastard doesn't stand a chance even with the knife. 

#32136
2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Because absolutely no one died because of the actions of an illegal immigrant when Trump was president. 

That was Obama’s fault. 

#32137
3 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Fucking ghouls

pic.twitter.com/dRzk0BLf86

 

-Disproportionately developed chest and shoulders

- skinny wrists and forearms 

-”always skip leg day” lower body.

-size 6 leather combat shoes

-rolled up sleeves

- duck-like walk

 

That is 99% a white tech bro.

 

#32138
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Former Trump WH Comms Director @Scaramucci:"Nobody wants [Harris] to win more than me, Maybe Melania Trump. That could be the only person I think of. Because she hates [Trump]...I've met one person that actually hates Trump more than Melania, that's General Milley. He's the…

 

 

 

Why can't I ride back with you?  Whyyyyyyyyyyy?!

#32139

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At the grocery store conducting my weekly milk surveillance. If I see any gross raw milk for sale I immediately call the police.

 

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#32140
That’s like asking why we can’t eat raw poultry since coyotes do. There is no way you have a 160 IQ with reasoning like this. https://t.co/WFSgDvR5x1
Oh I’m trending because people DONT agree? Wow that’s shocking. Usually when I trend it’s because everyone is talking about how much they agree with me and like me and think I’m a wonderful person. https://t.co/BQOcSYmR5m
Very disappointed to see so many right wingers falling for this hippie propaganda. Glorifying third world hygiene practices should be the leftist’s domain.

 

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#32141
Immediately after being shown a graph showing that border crossings have dropped dramatically this year, Rep. Tony Gonzales claims that the border is getting worse

 

#32142
Man is kicked off Delta flight for wearing a President Trump T-shirt.This is direct defiance of the First Amendment.Boycott @Delta!https://t.co/G6UPUSJotR

So obviously Delta's dress code against offensive messages has zero to do with the 1st amendment, but that's not why I post this.

Dude has a shirt of Trump shooting 2 middle fingers . Dumb (Trump says fuck you, haha), but I get it at least.  It's the text of the shirt which says hawk-tua, spit on that thang that has me legitimately confused. Seriously, what does that girl's catchphrase have to do with Trump? Does he want to spit on Trump's crank during oral sex? 

 

#32143
6 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:
Man is kicked off Delta flight for wearing a President Trump T-shirt.This is direct defiance of the First Amendment.Boycott @Delta!https://t.co/G6UPUSJotR

So obviously Delta's dress code against offensive messages has zero to do with the 1st amendment, but that's not why I post this.

Dude has a shirt of Trump shooting 2 middle fingers . Dumb (Trump says fuck you, haha), but I get it at least.  It's the text of the shirt which says hawk-tua, spit on that thang that has me legitimately confused. Seriously, what does that girl's catchphrase have to do with Trump? Does he want to spit on Trump's crank during oral sex? 

 

Another example of MAGA's ignorance here on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom./Marlin Perkins

#32144
22 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:
Man is kicked off Delta flight for wearing a President Trump T-shirt.This is direct defiance of the First Amendment.Boycott @Delta!https://t.co/G6UPUSJotR

Does he want to spit on Trump's crank during oral sex? 

 

Probably 

#32145
40 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:
Man is kicked off Delta flight for wearing a President Trump T-shirt.This is direct defiance of the First Amendment.Boycott @Delta!https://t.co/G6UPUSJotR

So obviously Delta's dress code against offensive messages has zero to do with the 1st amendment, but that's not why I post this.

Dude has a shirt of Trump shooting 2 middle fingers . Dumb (Trump says fuck you, haha), but I get it at least.  It's the text of the shirt which says hawk-tua, spit on that thang that has me legitimately confused. Seriously, what does that girl's catchphrase have to do with Trump? Does he want to spit on Trump's crank during oral sex? 

He thinks Trump is a cocksucker too?

#32147

I'm just tickled Matt Walsh conducts "weekly milk surveillance". He makes a real point to go down that milk aisle when he's doing his grocery shopping to enforce that no raw milk is being made available for purchase. 

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