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#32251

That big guy is way too used to intimidating people with his size.  Fucker didn't even consider that little guy wouldn't walk away.  That step back and load means he's not buying it bro.  

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#32252
12 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

That big guy is way too used to intimidating people with his size.  Fucker didn't even consider that little guy wouldn't walk away.  That step back and load means he's not buying it bro.  

 

yeah, he telegraphed that punch from a mile away. Fat dumbass was too fat and dumb to see what was coming. 

 

#32253
20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does it surprise anyone that the folks in saline county are salty?

Home Run Josh GIF

#32256
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Nothing good happens when a bunch of old white people get together.

#32259
2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Remember folks, these are the people talking that civil war shit. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does it surprise anyone that the folks in saline county are salty?

They hate libtards, but they really fucking hate other Republicans who aren't Trumpy enough.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Fat boy got knocked the fuck out.  

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

That big guy is way too used to intimidating people with his size.  Fucker didn't even consider that little guy wouldn't walk away.  That step back and load means he's not buying it bro.  

Shorty knew he had one chance to get a punch in, and he did it well.  Props to him.

#32262
5 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Between Roe, expected increase in black voter turnout due to Kamala, and this idiot, I have a feeling NC may go blue. It was close last time to the tune of 74,483 votes.

And there is a lot of us over there. A lot!

#32263
2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

yeah, he telegraphed that punch from a mile away. Fat dumbass was too fat and dumb to see what was coming. 

pic.twitter.com/hOw2XSrU58

 

#32264

Who cooks in a dress???

Cooking with Kim.

Also.....

Spoiler

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#32266

 

Trump is Schlapp’s meal ticket now. Without Trump, CPAC is toast. That’s always been the only consideration for Matt. If Trump told people tomorrow not to go to CPAC, it would be all over for him. He knows that very well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

#32268
if you’re an evangelical still supporting this PoS, please go fuck your self (i’m sure your kids would appreciate a break). then go eat a bullet so god can punish for your sins …..
 
Evangelical Response (no, really):Screenshot_20240906_222825_Facebook.jpg
#32269
6 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Evangelical Response (no, really):Screenshot_20240906_222825_Facebook.jpg

 

they want the US to be the christian version of iran / afghanistan 

#32270
(📣) ICYMI: Stop the Steal Co-Leader and Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes Turns on Trump, Calling Him a Loser and Saying He Should Be Imprisoned, Possibly Permanently Ending the Last Vestiges of the January 6 Insurrectionist CoalitionThis is must-watch, must-RT TV.

 

#32271
15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
(📣) ICYMI: Stop the Steal Co-Leader and Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes Turns on Trump, Calling Him a Loser and Saying He Should Be Imprisoned, Possibly Permanently Ending the Last Vestiges of the January 6 Insurrectionist CoalitionThis is must-watch, must-RT TV.

That’s beautiful.

 

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#32274
32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
(📣) ICYMI: Stop the Steal Co-Leader and Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes Turns on Trump, Calling Him a Loser and Saying He Should Be Imprisoned, Possibly Permanently Ending the Last Vestiges of the January 6 Insurrectionist CoalitionThis is must-watch, must-RT TV.

 

That dude is way more Taco Bell than Mexican.

#32275
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they want the US to be the christian version of iran / afghanistan 

Yepppp.  A fundamentalist theocracy.

burkas for da bitches. 

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#32276

Remember when Taco Bell included black olives in their burrito supreme? I remember.

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#32277
Charlie Kirk got rejected by West Point but blames a POC woman for “taking his spot.” He never served. Tucker Carlson had a silver spoon shoved up his ass at birth and never served. These two misogynist clowns are comparing women service members who step up to defend our country…

 

#32278
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
(📣) ICYMI: Stop the Steal Co-Leader and Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes Turns on Trump, Calling Him a Loser and Saying He Should Be Imprisoned, Possibly Permanently Ending the Last Vestiges of the January 6 Insurrectionist CoalitionThis is must-watch, must-RT TV.

 

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#32279
6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Charlie Kirk got rejected by West Point but blames a POC woman for “taking his spot.” He never served. Tucker Carlson had a silver spoon shoved up his ass at birth and never served. These two misogynist clowns are comparing women service members who step up to defend our country…

 

Yes Tucker, most philosophers, actual Christians, and intellectuals believe humans should follow their animal instincts to determine right and wrong.

Also, animals, by and large, don't indulge in racism and misogyny.

#32280
10 hours ago, tchookem said:

Evangelical Response (no, really):Screenshot_20240906_222825_Facebook.jpg

Yeah, the world they want to live in oppresses the shit out of everyone not white and christian and male.  No thanks.

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forgot the misogyny

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#32282
15 hours ago, speed817 said:

Who cooks in a dress???

Cooking with Kim.

Also.....

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Who cooks in a dress? Giada de Laurentiis, that's who. And it's glorious. Granita, anyone?

 

Granita is a classic Sicilian treat that’s perfect for summer!This lemon ricotta granita is like frozen lemonade with a perfect puckery tartness. Top it with sweetened ricotta for an extra touch of decadence.Get my recipe! https://t.co/kVDP7X8Nw3

 

 

#32283
 
they want the US to be the christian version of iran / afghanistan 

This right here. Or Saudi. Because they’ll be rich too!
#32284
35 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Who cooks in a dress? Giada de Laurentiis, that's who. And it's glorious. Granita, anyone?

 

Granita is a classic Sicilian treat that’s perfect for summer!This lemon ricotta granita is like frozen lemonade with a perfect puckery tartness. Top it with sweetened ricotta for an extra touch of decadence.Get my recipe! https://t.co/kVDP7X8Nw3

 

 

Tits & Teeth... And I'm here for it. 

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#32285
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


This right here. Or Saudi. Because they’ll be rich too!

And evangelical women are marching right along.  

#32287
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Wait.You don’t understand Wh the FOP would endorse the guy with 34 criminal counts, with more to come? What’s wrong with you?

#32288
13 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Remember when Taco Bell included black olives in their enchirito? I remember.

Also, this happened:

 

#32289
12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Charlie Kirk got rejected by West Point but blames a POC woman for “taking his spot.” He never served. Tucker Carlson had a silver spoon shoved up his ass at birth and never served. These two misogynist clowns are comparing women service members who step up to defend our country…

 

The true injustice for Kirk is that he also got snubbed by ROTC and Officer Candidate School. Hell, they even rejected his offer to serve as an enlisted man. Shocking. Why would our country do this to him.

#32290
2 hours ago, Satchel said:

Wait.You don’t understand Wh the FOP would endorse the guy with 34 criminal counts, with more to come? What’s wrong with you?

44 months later, Trump is endorsed by the Fraternal Order of Police. https://t.co/pOUf3VpVmz

 

#32292
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
44 months later, Trump is endorsed by the Fraternal Order of Police. https://t.co/pOUf3VpVmz

 

"Look at all those paid actors umm I mean FBI agents ummm I mean Antifa ummm eh screw it, let's just say it was awesome. It's not like we'll lose any votes."

#32294
Trump campaign partner Charlie Kirk on the Dallas Cowboys:“The Cowboys are so easy to hate. Why is every Cowboys fan like a 5 foot 6 Mexican with long jean shorts?”

 

 

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#32296
3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
Trump campaign partner Charlie Kirk on the Dallas Cowboys:“The Cowboys are so easy to hate. Why is every Cowboys fan like a 5 foot 6 Mexican with long jean shorts?”

 

 

Charlie Kirk opining on who is “easy to hate” is the equivalent of Charlie Kirk opining on who has a freakishly tiny face on a spherical head like some kind of living Peanuts character monstrosity.

#32297

the Leopards are getting hungry 

I am hearing that John Cornyn is the current favorite to be the next GOP leader in the Senate.I cannot put into words how disastrous this would be. If you could get in a lab and build the worst person to be the next GOP senate leader, you’d build @JohnCornyn.Oppose. Loudly.

 

#32298
This OAN segment on Trump’s new picture book is indistinguishable from North Korean State TV.

 

 

dear leader !!!!

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