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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#32352
17 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Huh. My favorite Buddha fact is that he got fat after he found enlightenment.

 

“It’s called Samsara, folks. It’s like a big wheel, but very sad and very tragic. And it’s continuous, folks. It just keeps going, with the rebirth, and other sad things. We can’t have it, you know. We have to break free, folks. And we’re breaking free very strongly, actually.” https://t.co/YpUWkzrDly

 

#32353
Dave Rubin asks Taylor Swift to reconsider her endorsement: "Taylor Swift, you are a young pretty girl, do you know what the gang members from Venezuela do to young pretty girls? It ain't pretty!"— Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 (@DaveClips)

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#32354

Jesus christ. These people. A woman has an opinion and they lose their shit. Tell us more tiny dick.

#32355
1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Jesus christ. These people. A woman has an opinion and they lose their shit. Tell us more tiny dick.

It's almost like these guys have no idea of how to converse with actual women.  

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#32356

Taylor is also a woman who understands what happens to pretty young girls if MAGA gets another shot at the White House. It ain't pretty. 

#32358
On 9/10/2024 at 1:16 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the next brutal beating or death of a haitian immigrant sits squarely on his shoulders.

There’s a fairly large Haitian community in Stamford, CT as well as one here in NYC. We have a whole bunch of meatheads from Staten Island and Long Island who will believe this pet eating garbage and want to do something about it. We have so many stupid people in this country.

#32359
12 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You know that dumb fuck contacted no one, just showed up at a jail, and said "Let me in I'm in Congress."

He’s a rep from Missouri 7th, too.  So what’s his business at a dc jail?  Go ask at a jail in Joplin or Branson. 

#32360
8 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

“It’s called Samsara, folks. It’s like a big wheel, but very sad and very tragic. And it’s continuous, folks. It just keeps going, with the rebirth, and other sad things. We can’t have it, you know. We have to break free, folks. And we’re breaking free very strongly, actually.” https://t.co/YpUWkzrDly

 

Legend has it that if you rub the Trump Buddha’s belly you will go bankrupt or be indicted.

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#32361
1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

It's almost like these guys have no idea of how to converse with actual women.  

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#32362
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, "young pretty girl" doesn't describe a 34 year old woman.

It does when you're my age

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3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

It's almost like these guys have no idea of how to converse with actual women.  

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#32363
13 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, "young pretty girl" doesn't describe a 34 year old woman.

It does the average Magatard.   Anything semi-attractive woman less than 40 who doesn't weigh 250 pounds is a "young pretty girl."

#32366

This nutcase Loomer was barely a blip to me a few months ago, and now she is everywhere trying to eat any and all the faces.  I am perplexed, is this some intentional smokescreen or is she just careening off the reservation in a blaze of shitfire?  Or is this normal MAGA behavior. 

All I know is we need a bunch more of those Gary Peterson photos of her. 

#32367

We definitely want Loomer in Trump's ear and influencing him. She will push him further right and he'll repeat terrible things that will hopefully push the stupid middle to realize he's done. 

#32368
18 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

This nutcase Loomer was barely a blip to me a few months ago, and now she is everywhere trying to eat any and all the faces.  I am perplexed, is this some intentional smokescreen or is she just careening off the reservation in a blaze of shitfire?  Or is this normal MAGA behavior. 

All I know is we need a bunch more of those Gary Peterson photos of her. 

She's been around for years, and this is her standard brand of nuttiness. What's new is that somehow she go Trump's ear, and has gotten into his inner-ish circle. Her and gaetz were part of his debate prep team and they flew with him on his jet to the debate. It's...inexplicable, really. 

#32369
27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She's been around for years, and this is her standard brand of nuttiness. What's new is that somehow she go Trump's ear, and has gotten into his inner-ish circle. Her and gaetz were part of his debate prep team and they flew with him on his jet to the debate. It's...inexplicable, really. 

I think it’s totally explicable. He thinks she’s attractive. She’s giving him lots of attention, stroking his ego and jerking him off. He’s really that simple of a man.

#32370
2 minutes ago, royiv said:

I think it’s totally explicable. He thinks she’s attractive. She’s giving him lots of attention, stroking his ego and jerking him off. He’s really that simple of a man.

And I think a lot of the less-looney Trumpers have become either PNG or are quietly distancing themselves from the loser.

#32375

Please keep her around Trump and I bet he will since she kisses his ass completely.

 

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#32376
These people know how to write headlines. https://t.co/Ts8F7IRO6K

 

#32377
2 hours ago, royiv said:

I think it’s totally explicable. He thinks she’s attractive. She’s giving him lots of attention, stroking his ego and jerking him off. He’s really that simple of a man.

whats not to like

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#32379
On 9/10/2024 at 5:33 PM, threesheets said:

Pretty sure if you do you're required to own one of these and creep high school chicks at Sonic.

 

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Let me find a flannel shirt and tweeze out 95% of my mustache for the proper dirt lip ambience.

#32380
3 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

This nutcase Loomer was barely a blip to me a few months ago, and now she is everywhere trying to eat any and all the faces.  I am perplexed, is this some intentional smokescreen or is she just careening off the reservation in a blaze of shitfire?  Or is this normal MAGA behavior. 

All I know is we need a bunch more of those Gary Peterson photos of her. 

I knew of her when she handcuffed herself to the twitter HQ doors 6 or 7 years ago, and she's even nuttier now.

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

We definitely want Loomer in Trump's ear and influencing him. She will push him further right and he'll repeat terrible things that will hopefully push the stupid middle to realize he's done. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

She's been around for years, and this is her standard brand of nuttiness. What's new is that somehow she go Trump's ear, and has gotten into his inner-ish circle. Her and gaetz were part of his debate prep team and they flew with him on his jet to the debate. It's...inexplicable, really. 

I really did not have this on my bingo card, but will happily take it, because it means that Ivanka and Don Jr. are not handling him, and she's going to help write commercials for Kamala Harris.

#32381
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I knew of her when she handcuffed herself to the twitter HQ doors 6 or 7 years ago, and she's even nuttier now.

I really did not have this on my bingo card, but will happily take it, because it means that Ivanka and Don Jr. are not handling him, and she's going to help write commercials for Kamala Harris.

Vanky bailed as soon as the 2b hit the account, and I think dj has been shelved over by Eric for saddling Trump with Vance. 

#32382
3 hours ago, tx ind said:

Trump has definitely given her all 2 inches of mushroom

 

Ew, are you fucking Trump?

 

#32384

F'n Burt doesnt need to hide behind some alias like Catturd. Burt would drag his sack all over donnie's face. What else ya gonna do with a 93 year old sack?

#32386
28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the anti cult ….

 

I respect the guy’s actions but there’s a point that you’re just wasting your money. Which is his right. 

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#32387
I respect the guy’s actions but there’s a point that you’re just wasting your money. Which is his right. 

Counterpoint: taking the effort to fully extend one’s middle finger at fucking assholes is NEVER a waste.
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#32388
3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I respect the guy’s actions but there’s a point that you’re just wasting your money. Which is his right. 

At 93, if he wants to use his money to troll Oklahomans, I’m here for it.

#32389
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Counterpoint: taking the effort to fully extend one’s middle finger at fucking assholes is NEVER a waste.

Just ask my neighbors

#32390
6 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

So is she really Goebbels in this simulation?

She's looking to Goebbel something for sure 

#32391

Burt made me tear up a lil bit. Reminded me a lot of my born-in-Seminole grandfather.

#32392

Either Scott didn’t get enough hugs from his dad when he was a kid or he’s a spoiled ass immature brat…or both

Scott Taylor was trying to defend Donald Trump taking advice from Laura Loomer and bringing her to 9-11 ceremony, and Anderson Cooper was not having it.

 

#32393
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Either Scott didn’t get enough hugs from his dad when he was a kid or he’s a spoiled ass immature brat…or both

Scott Taylor was trying to defend Donald Trump taking advice from Laura Loomer and bringing her to 9-11 ceremony, and Anderson Cooper was not having it.

 

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#32394
15 hours ago, royiv said:

I think it’s totally explicable. He thinks she’s attractive. She’s giving him lots of attention, stroking his ego and jerking him off. He’s really that simple of a man.

This is a photo of standard issue women at Mar A Lago.  Loomer fits right in.

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#32395
9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Vanky bailed as soon as the 2b hit the account, and I think dj has been shelved over by Eric for saddling Trump with Vance. 

Ivanka bailed as soon as they got back to NYC in 2021 and she and Jared were still shunned by NYC society.  The Trumps all have this basic need to be liked/adored by the people they claim to hate. 

And yeah, Trump is so pissed about Vance - which is directly Don Jr's fault.  Eric handed his daddy his wife to funnel money directly to the Boss via the RNC, so he is currently the more useful of the idiots. 

#32396

So we've already got a couple of videos of them being all handsy with one another (they just need to go see the Beetlejuice musical together) and you all are missing an opportunity if you aren't sending those videos around to your MAGA relatives and acquaintances and saying something like "you know what, I don't like Trump, but I'm glad he dumped Melania and is living his best life with his girlfriend because at 78 and given his physical shape, old age is catching up with him really fast. I think we should all be so lucky to reach his age and be dating somebody less than half our age! Kudos to Trump for that!"

#32397
3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So we've already got a couple of videos of them being all handsy with one another (they just need to go see the Beetlejuice musical together) and you all are missing an opportunity if you aren't sending those videos around to your MAGA relatives and acquaintances and saying something like "you know what, I don't like Trump, but I'm glad he dumped Melania and is living his best life with his girlfriend because at 78 and given his physical shape, old age is catching up with him really fast. I think we should all be so lucky to reach his age and be dating somebody less than half our age! Kudos to Trump for that!"

"Kamala slept with men early in her career, so both sides, which means I won't care about this at all and will of course still be voting for Trump." 

#32400
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a photo of standard issue women at Mar A Lago.  Loomer fits right in.

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These ghouls went for the full (plastic) meal deal.

Poor Loomer ran out of money after completely altering her face and didn't have the funds to have the full work-up done.

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