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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#32552
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  One of my wife's oldest friend is an adorable latina....married to a racist POS.  We just don't get it.

Why are you and your wife fucking friends with Olin Buchanan?

#32555
4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Nice of him to wear that shirt so you know to avoid him at the bar.

#32556
Nice of him to wear that shirt so you know to avoid him at the bar.

Yep. To mess with him, ask him what people would Jesus deport?
#32558
56 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Why are you and your wife fucking friends with Olin Buchanan?

Wait, pics?  (Not of Olin.)

#32562
1 hour ago, Mittens said:
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Is that being held at some kind of regarded Trump Clubhouse?   What the fuck?

#32565
2 hours ago, Mittens said:
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That knowing smile at the end of his performance, like he just got away with robbing whoever paid for that

#32566
46 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Jesus, they're gonna shut the government down and blame it on Biden, and half the country will buy it.

This place is fucking ridiculous.

 

#32567
16 hours ago, Thatguy said:

I used to be Pro-life. Christian values and all that. Then when I turned 12 I came to the conclusion............

That the pull out method isn’t as effective as the pornos make it out to be, hence the change of position with abortion?

#32568
18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’m guessing Mike Johnson is once again blaming Dems for not voting for the GOP bill.

Every time I see the name Mike Johnson I start humming "The Fool on the Hill".  It's almost Pavlovian at this point.  

#32569
8 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

That knowing smile at the end of his performance, like he just got away with robbing whoever paid for that

Why are there people sitting there watching?  Are they family?  Is he the opener for some other event?  Weird.

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#32570
14 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He cannot be bought? Fucking seriously?

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It’s depressing because many of those posters were otherwise normies before the Trump movement radicalized so many of them in real time.  

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#32572
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Lara Trump is at the southern border.

 

 

 

Are hiking boots and camo really necessary for these rugged individuals to saunter 20 feet from the Shelby Park parking lot to that rusty fence?

#32573
7 hours ago, Mittens said:
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gam gam looks locked in. 

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#32574
6 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Are hiking boots and camo really necessary for these rugged individuals to saunter 20 feet from the Shelby Park parking lot to that rusty fence?

Every aspect of the Republican Party is just performative theater. 

#32575
8 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Are hiking boots and camo really necessary for these rugged individuals to saunter 20 feet from the Shelby Park parking lot to that rusty fence?

“Do these come in a style or color like I’ve frequently worn them hiking even though I haven’t?”

#32576

Pretty far removed from the flip-flops, Umbro shorts, and Mtv shirt I always wore to the border.

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#32577
13 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Lara Trump is at the southern border.

 

 

Old pic. It was hot AF all over Texas and southern border states yesterday.

#32578
20 hours ago, Haphap said:

it did not include the "best" part
 

And all we have is Taylor Swift.

 

This dude probably failed on the church youth group circuit.

#32579
10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Old pic. It was hot AF all over Texas and southern border states yesterday.

Huh?

Incredible trip, in the middle of the night, to our southern border with @MorganOrtagus, @PamBondi & @polarisnatsec

 

#32580

Pursuing the comments, there's a surprising number of comments from the MAGA crowd questioning why she's not in PA, NC, etc. "stopping the steal".  

They still don't/won't connect the dots, but I find the glimmer of realization amusing.

#32582
Huh?
 

Assumed it was old since they were seemingly dressed for colder weather, which we are not experiencing.
#32583
20 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

amazing they could get that close to the border with the waves of ms13 rapists coming across. 

Well,I did hear some women fantasize about that so maybe they were looking....nevermind.

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This appears to be an actual billboard put up by the Republican party of Arizona.

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In other news...

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#32586
19 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

How about the hundreds of thousands (out of 1.2 million dead) who died from Covid needlessly because MAGA-Christian-Republicans would not wear masks during a deadly global pandemic? Dying by suffocating from within

Interesting. During COVID I was primary caretaker for a terminally ill cancer patient. I wore a mask daily. Washed my hands religiously. Social distanced. Got vaccinated. The whole 9 yards. Still got COVID three times. Apparently, the masks didn't help much. In fact, the CDC has walked back their stance on that matter. If they're not pressing it, why are you? 

 

23 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

How about the families who have lost kids in school shootings and the MAGA Republicans stop any efforts to limit access to guns? Kids blown apart by AK 47s.

How about the families of kids murdered with knives? Hammers? Bombs? Cars? Water? Shall we restrict access to those? Will the criminals abide by these new laws? They certainly don't abide by the ones already in place. What makes you so confident they will change their ways?

 

24 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

How about women fleeing for their lives to exercise inherent reproductive rights? Some bleeding out and dying.

You've lost me altogether. One sentence ago and you were all about protecting children. Now you want to murder babies?

 

26 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Republicans-MAGA-GQP not merely performing. They were salivating to kill brown people after 9/11 and are now salivating to kill brown people at the border. They are implementing an idiot-world Christian-fascist-racist state.... a regime of violent hate and virulent stupidity.

I think you are spending entirely too much time on the internet. You're conflating national security and patriotism to international terrorists. I will agree wholeheartedly that the war in the Middle East was misplaced and a spectacular failure. But, let's not label patriotic Americans that enlisted to serve their country as murderous bigots.

#32587
3 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Interesting. During COVID I was primary caretaker for a terminally ill cancer patient. I wore a mask daily. Washed my hands religiously. Social distanced. Got vaccinated. The whole 9 yards. Still got COVID three times. Apparently, the masks didn't help much. In fact, the CDC has walked back their stance on that matter. If they're not pressing it, why are you? 

 

How about the families of kids murdered with knives? Hammers? Bombs? Cars? Water? Shall we restrict access to those? Will the criminals abide by these new laws? They certainly don't abide by the ones already in place. What makes you so confident they will change their ways?

 

You've lost me altogether. One sentence ago and you were all about protecting children. Now you want to murder babies?

 

I think you are spending entirely too much time on the internet. You're conflating national security and patriotism to international terrorists. I will agree wholeheartedly that the war in the Middle East was misplaced and a spectacular failure. But, let's not label patriotic Americans that enlisted to serve their country as murderous bigots.

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#32589
7 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

How about the families of kids murdered with knives? Hammers? Bombs? Cars? Water? Shall we restrict access to those? Will the criminals abide by these new laws? They certainly don't abide by the ones already in place. What makes you so confident they will change their ways?

There's too much insanity in this post to cover right now, but I would like to point out that the government does limit access to bombs and to who can drive cars. And that is a good thing. I hope that they continue to do that.

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#32590
10 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

You've lost me altogether. One sentence ago and you were all about protecting children. Now you want to murder babies?


Under current Texas law, my wife would have not only been at serious risk of sepsis and death when she miscarried but also at risk of both infertility and cancer, on top of our heartbreak at losing the baby. 
But losing you would be a tragedy and I don’t know if I could bear it.

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#32591
Just now, HornOnTheBayou said:

There's too much insanity in this post to cover right now, but I would like to point out that the government does limit access to bombs and to who can drive cars. And that is a good thing. I hope that they continue to do that.

Correct. They also limit access to firearms as well. Background checks, age restrictions, what type of firearms you can own, etc. 

 

Creating new gun laws only inhibits law abiding citizens from acquiring guns. Criminals, by their very nature, do not care what the law says. 

#32592
2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Under current Texas law, my wife would have not only been at serious risk of sepsis and death when she miscarried but also at risk of both infertility and cancer, on top of our heartbreak at losing the baby. 
But losing you would be a tragedy and I don’t know if I could bear it.

Can you elaborate? I understand if you don't want to share that. Miscarriage is terrible. But, you're saying she wouldn't be given any medical treatment under Texas law? 

#32594
4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


But losing you would be a tragedy and I don’t know if I could bear it.

Don't worry. My DNA and bloodline is well-established and will continue to bear fruit for many, many generations. In fact, I'm holding my little baby right now. I couldn't even begin to imagine the pain you must have felt losing yours.

#32595
3 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Can you elaborate? I understand if you don't want to share that. Miscarriage is terrible. But, you're saying she wouldn't be given any medical treatment under Texas law? 

Correct. There are a ton of examples out there if you would leave your NewsMax/Elon/Fox News bubble. Women are dying due to doctors not providing reproductive healthcare for fear of jail time.

#32596

Careful @royiv. Blanket neg bombing is against the rules here. You are welcome to join the dialogue but just throwing out negs is frowned upon. 

#32597
4 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Don't worry. My DNA and bloodline is well-established and will continue to bear fruit for many, many generations. In fact, I'm holding my little baby right now. I couldn't even begin to imagine the pain you must have felt losing yours.

You’re seriously lucky one of those evil libs didn’t get a hold of your baby for one of those post birth abortions that Trump talks about.

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#32599
Just now, royiv said:

Correct. There are a ton of examples out there if you would leave your NewsMax/Elon/Fox News bubble. Women are dying due to doctors not providing reproductive healthcare for fear of jail time.

You make a lot of assumptions. I do not watch any of those news outlets. In fact, I don't watch the news at all. It's unfortunate that you feel anyone with an opposing view can automatically be lumped into a category so easily. Maybe you should get out of your bubble more. I've traveled around the world, met many different people from all walks of life, experienced their cultures, shared some of mine. Never once thought about what news outlets they followed. Weird.

#32600
2 minutes ago, royiv said:

You’re seriously lucky one of those evil libs didn’t get a hold of your baby for one of those lost birth abortions that Trump talks about.

I'm just thankful that our beautiful was born healthy and in a free country. I don't think a parent can ask for much more. 

 

As for the rest of your statement, I genuinely do not believe that anyone is evil. I think we all possess the capacity to be evil but I think that with a solid family foundation built around personal values and beliefs we can all live harmoniously. 

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