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#33201
53 minutes ago, royiv said:

$3.3 million from Oklahomans to Trump.

You are assuming that they use $60 online price.  There’s shipping and handling and legal and whatnot.  Actual unit cost bid will probably be $75 a unit.

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#33202
18 hours ago, royiv said:

What a fucking moron. She says her life is on the line while arguing with and insulting the person who is going to sentence her.

She's got the caint-heppits.

#33203
18 hours ago, C-Man said:

Let me ask a question I probably already have an answer to — doesn’t Project 2025 basically gut any agency that would be kicking in to help Hurricane Helene victims?

 

i believe the plan is to privatize most of those services 

#33204
3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Story emphasizing your point and what a POS Ryan Walter is.

  • Oklahoma legislature authorizes funds for the OK Education Dept to buy albuterol inhalers for every school. $250K.
  • Only one company has the ability to fulfill the order and train teachers.
  • Walters has been dragging his feet on the purchase. He has a history of not distributing the funds for the legislature purpose.
  • But he somehow found millions to buy Bibles. The source of that money has been a mystery

https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/politics/government/2024/10/03/chuck-hall-ryan-walters-oklahoma-asthma-inhaler-funding/75498239007/

 

the source is a mystery ???

its oklahoma, the money source is fucking meth !!!!

#33205
3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The Surly Bible Company has a nice ring to it.

We’re too late to get in on the Bible gig. But Surly Qurans, Surly Satanic Bibles, and Surly Bhagavad Gitas might be a good racket. Because this ding-dong is walking into a real Establishment Clause problem that’s going to cost the people of Oklahoma a shitload of cash. And I’m more than willing to take what little money those toothless morons have stashed under their soiled mattresses.

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#33206

oh neat 

right wingers are now praising a Communist dictator’s obvious propaganda because Donald Trump likes him

 

#33208
1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

oh neat 

right wingers are now praising a Communist dictator’s obvious propaganda because Donald Trump likes him

 

I believe that's called "shaping the battlefield."

He wants his followers to get comfortable with the notion that a Supreme Leader can summarily execute local government officials with the subtext that Biden and all the other Dems are a bunch of pussies for not kicking ass in the aftermath of Helene. 

It should go without saying, but he's an authoritarian fascist. 

#33211
9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

oh neat 

right wingers are now praising a Communist dictator’s obvious propaganda because Donald Trump likes him

 

 

the dumbest fucking people alive 

#33212

Great, now I’m compelled to brainstorm for whom Percy Pringle voted.

 

Another Republican Mayor (and former WWE wrestler ‘Kane’) addresses latest disinformation being spread by members of his own party.

 

#33215
On 10/3/2024 at 2:10 PM, Pancho said:

Imagine going to prison for 9 years because of turnip. Couldn’t be me

Tina Peters, just sentenced to 9 years in prison, told the judge that people who want her to go to prison are in trouble because God doesn’t like people messing w/his kids & she is a child of God. She then said she couldn’t go to prison because she sleeps on a special mattress.

 

Hey gurl,How you doing? Did you sleep well?

 

#33216
21 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

In Birmingham and I never heard of it. I coulda taught night classes in Phrenology.

UPDATE: I googled the address of the Clayton Wind-Chime College. !n 1988 I lived two blocks from it. I coulda sat next to Tina Peters in a coffee shop, farted, and she breathed it in.

#33218
7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

In on Page 666.

Seems like the most appropriate page for these slack-jawed fucksticks. 

#33221
2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

oh neat 

right wingers are now praising a Communist dictator’s obvious propaganda because Donald Trump likes him

 

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#33223
NEW: The Mesa County Sheriff’s Office has released the booking photo for former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters after she was sentenced to 9 years incarceration for tampering with voting machines

 

Plotting Episode 4 GIF by The Simpsons

#33226
3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Great, now I’m compelled to brainstorm for whom Percy Pringle voted.

 

Another Republican Mayor (and former WWE wrestler ‘Kane’) addresses latest disinformation being spread by members of his own party.

 

Fucking Kane is in politics?? KANE?!? I've been saying the GOP is just professional wrestling these days, but come on. You tell 'em big fella.

#33227
1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Fucking Kane is in politics?? KANE?!? I've been saying the GOP is just professional wrestling these days, but come on. You tell 'em big fella.

life truly is stranger than fiction.

#33229
31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
NEW: The Mesa County Sheriff’s Office has released the booking photo for former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters after she was sentenced to 9 years incarceration for tampering with voting machines

At the end of nine years, she will look back at that photo and think:  “that was the best I looked in nine years!!”

#33231
4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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We Are Not Worthy Ken Jeong GIF by The Masked Singer

 

Trump getting elected is God's plan. 

Trump losing is not God's plan, but God isn't that powerful.

Is that correct?

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#33232
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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That's right, motherfucker. You better bow down to that bad bitch—she owns your eternal soul now.

#33233
19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

At the end of nine years, she will look back at that photo and think:  “that was the best I looked in nine years!!”

She’ll die in prison 

 

maybe get compassionate release and then die 

#33234
12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

She’ll die in prison 

 

maybe get compassionate release and then die 

 

deep state will get her before then !!!

#33236

If she doesn't keep acting like a shithead in prison (seems unlikely), she'll be eligible for parole in 4.5 years plus up to 10 days/month good time.

#33237
On 10/4/2024 at 4:42 AM, TexEx15 said:

 

I’m so glad someone recorded it because they took the live stream down.Listen.This judge did not come to play. You simply MUST listen to how he read Tina Peters and her election crimes for filth.pic.twitter.com/WO1mDS1Ne6

 

Hopefully, she can take advantage of the free sex change operations being offered in prison now days so she can come out of prison a changed man.

#33239
2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

UPDATE: I googled the address of the Clayton Wind-Chime College. !n 1988 I lived two blocks from it. I coulda sat next to Tina Peters in a coffee shop, farted, and she breathed it in.

You paint the most vivid word pictures.  Just stunning.

#33240
10 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

Hopefully, she can take advantage of the free sex change operations being offered in prison now days so she can come out of prison a changed man.

Truth is, Federal BOP gives gender-affirming care to include gender reassignment surgery to inmates.

It has done so since 2016.  To the extent Harris supports that, by not somehow not undoing it, Trump did exactly the same.

#33241
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Fucking Kane is in politics?? KANE?!? I've been saying the GOP is just professional wrestling these days, but come on. You tell 'em big fella.

He's a real piece of shit, too. 

#33242
11 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

You paint the most vivid word pictures.  Just stunning.

Sewage Plant job makes a man step outside of society's expectations.

#33243

 

Trump doesn’t like nepotism, but Lara Trump’s qualifications to be the Chair of the RNC just overwhelmed him. Clearly the most qualified. https://t.co/2Tsl2UN9Cu

 

 

#33244
2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Fucking Kane is in politics?? KANE?!? I've been saying the GOP is just professional wrestling these days, but come on. You tell 'em big fella.

Oh yeah, well the Dog Faced Germlin is on my school board.  

#33245
40 minutes ago, safe sex said:

He's a real piece of shit, too. 

Well, he's a GOP mayor in Tennessee, so...

 

But he also just publicly called Dolly Parton a hero for her donation, so maybe he's not all gone.

#33246
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
NEW: The Mesa County Sheriff’s Office has released the booking photo for former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters after she was sentenced to 9 years incarceration for tampering with voting machines

 

Plotting Episode 4 GIF by The Simpsons

The most kareny Karen to ever Karen an election.  I bet the first thing she did upon being processed in was to ask to see the warden. 

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#33247
21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Oh yeah, well the Dog Faced Germlin is on my school board.  

He and his brother were kicked out of a wrestling convention for bring transphobic shitbags to a trans wrestler. 

Of course, it being wrestling-related, they were welcomed back shortly thereafter

#33248
5 minutes ago, safe sex said:

He and his brother were kicked out of a wrestling convention for bring transphobic shitbags to a trans wrestler. 

Of course, it being wrestling-related, they were welcomed back shortly thereafter

Yes he was, and voted back in.  He's a complete jackass.  

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