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#33851
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:
We asked North Carolina Superintendent of Public Instruction candidate Michele Morrow to autograph her tweets calling for Obama to be killed.

 

A North Carolina Morrow. No doubt a distant cousin. Yet I feel no urge to make sweet sweet love to her.

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#33853
26 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Is this a confession?  Did you election interference your brother-in-law into an early grave?

Eh, I think that's forgivable. It's not like you had a private email server or anything that bad. 

I had not spoken to him in over 10 years.  He was a real POS in life.  I don't wish the suffering my sister is going through on anyone but...

#33854
1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Not really taking glee in this but there's one less MAGAt in the world today.  My brother-in-law died this morning (probably a heart attack.)  My sister is obviously very distraught but something she said to me today...  "He was looking forward to voting next week."

Well, not now.  

I'm sorry for your sister and family.

#33855
36 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

A North Carolina Morrow. No doubt a distant cousin. Yet I feel no urge to make sweet sweet love to her.

Then she's obviously not even a distant cousin.  QED.

#33856
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Then she's obviously not even a distant cousin.  QED.

I would have to look at her sisters.

Oh wait-- she was born in New Hampshire. Probably married into the Morrows. Anyway, with 23andMe "You've got new relatives," I have no need for her.

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#33857
Not really taking glee in this but there's one less MAGAt in the world today.  My brother-in-law died this morning (probably a heart attack.)  My sister is obviously very distraught but something she said to me today...  "He was looking forward to voting next week."
Well, not now.  

(c’mon swing state…)
#33858
BREAKING: David Holt, the Republican Mayor of Oklahoma City, just announced he is supporting Kamala Harris. Republicans all across the country are abandoning Donald Trump. This is huge.

 

#33859
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Not really taking glee in this but there's one less MAGAt in the world today.  My brother-in-law died this morning (probably a heart attack.)  My sister is obviously very distraught but something she said to me today...  "He was looking forward to voting next week."

Well, not now.  

I am sorry for your loss and your sister's. I guess if Trump loses a state by one vote we will know where God stands.

#33860
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
BREAKING: David Holt, the Republican Mayor of Oklahoma City, just announced he is supporting Kamala Harris. Republicans all across the country are abandoning Donald Trump. This is huge.

 

David Holt is a good dude.

#33862
18 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Wonder if this guy wants to deport those of gramdma’s progeny who served in our military? The odds of both these suppositions being true are greater than even.

#33863
This is every MAGA fascists worse nightmare. The TRUTH about what liberals have given them. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇

 

#33864

I'mA Facebook friend who is a Trumper and that I primarily troll every once in awhile. Posted some comments about 2016 versus 2024. I'm not going to post those because whatever, but this is one of his friend's responses... The crowning touch is that this guy's profile picture is his face superimposed over a Confederate uniform.

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#33865
29 minutes ago, texasdago said:

I'mA Facebook friend who is a Trumper and that I primarily troll every once in awhile. Posted some comments about 2016 versus 2024. I'm not going to post those because whatever, but this is one of his friend's responses... The crowning touch is that this guy's profile picture is his face superimposed over a Confederate uniform.

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BLM was 2016, eh? 

#33866

A couple of notes:

-- Jesus DIDN'T speak about homosexuality

-- if Harris won't change Biden's policies, but will apparently allow the border to AGAIN be "wide open", isn't that a contradiction?

#33867
8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

BLM was 2016, eh? 

Going to point that out and then ask him about his Confederate uniform.  Curious to see where this goes.

#33868
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

BLM was 2016, eh? 

2014 with the death of Michael Brown in Ferguson I think? Or maybe it was Trayvon Martin in 2012?

I don't know. All these incidents and the responses to them kind of meld together as time goes on.

#33869
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

lll guess that okc is ‘purple’ 

Like Tulsa, there are sizeable MAGA clusters of dumbassery, mostly in the white-flight suburbs, but the main cities of Tulsa and OKC, and even some of the 'burbs are blue to moderate, non-maga red.  

#33870

Oklahoma is Texas without the major urban areas. Not disrespect to the cosmopolitan centers of OKC and Tulsa.

#33871
16 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Oklahoma is Texas without the major urban areas. Not disrespect to the cosmopolitan centers of OKC and Tulsa.

I think the major difference though has to be the Indian reservations. It’s so much more a part of Oklahoma gov / politics / culture than in Texas…

That and Texas is a land and culture of contrasts. You don’t really get that in Oklahoma minus the eastern hilly part. Oklahoma seems like more of a monolith outside of that landscape and it’s many reservations.

#33873
10 minutes ago, RPM said:

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1984, eh? And Pentecostal? That guy probably was literally killed by his congregation sometime in the last 35 years. 

#33874
2 hours ago, texasdago said:

Going to point that out and then ask him about his Confederate uniform.  Curious to see where this goes.

I personally find his Confederate uniform to be a blatant case of Stolen Valor, Suh.

#33876
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:
MAGA lunatic Ben Shapiro is literally destroyed and humiliated by a trans man who is fed the fuck up with the white supremacy and hateful propaganda he spreads daily. 🔥👏


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Well, that was extra special. Always love seeing that hate-filled manlet get his.

#33877
29 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I personally find his Confederate uniform to be a blatant case of Stolen Valor, Suh.

So I asked the guy and he said basically, "yeah I also did it with Grant once" but you're rolling with Lee?  Ok.  Both sides, I guess.

#33878
5 minutes ago, texasdago said:

So I asked the guy and he said basically, "yeah I also did it with Grant once" but you're rolling with Lee?  Ok.  Both sides, I guess.

You were talking to Jake Tapper?  

#33879
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Well, that was extra special. Always love seeing that hate-filled manlet get his.

"Pleasure to meet you, dick."

#33880

The other beauty of that exchange was the fact that Shapiro knew that dude with a vagina could kick the living shit out of him, so he just had to sit there and take it.

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#33882
“Black Insurrectionist,” the anonymous social media persona behind some of the most widely circulated conspiracy theories about the 2024 election, can be traced to a man from upstate New York. He’s white. https://t.co/vHdrBj9pFQ

 

#33883
7 hours ago, texasdago said:

I'mA Facebook friend who is a Trumper and that I primarily troll every once in awhile. Posted some comments about 2016 versus 2024. I'm not going to post those because whatever, but this is one of his friend's responses... The crowning touch is that this guy's profile picture is his face superimposed over a Confederate uniform.

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I think his mushy brain has mushed together some years.  Time is just a concept, man.

#33885
5 hours ago, Pancho said:
MAGA lunatic Ben Shapiro is literally destroyed and humiliated by a trans man who is fed the fuck up with the white supremacy and hateful propaganda he spreads daily. 🔥👏


Morgan Freeman Applause GIF by The Academy Awards

I despise pugilist sports mostly, but I would pay PPV whatever the fuck they wanted to watch this guy bash that hateful fucking little bitch Shapiro into a fine pulp in the octagon (or rhombus or whatever the fuck shape it is).  

#33886
42 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

I despise pugilist sports mostly, but I would pay PPV whatever the fuck they wanted to watch this guy bash that hateful fucking little bitch Shapiro into a fine pulp in the octagon (or rhombus or whatever the fuck shape it is).  

I'd settle for a good ole bum fights. I'd bet any rando could absolutely wreck him

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#33887
5 hours ago, Pancho said:
MAGA lunatic Ben Shapiro is literally destroyed and humiliated by a trans man who is fed the fuck up with the white supremacy and hateful propaganda he spreads daily. 🔥👏


Morgan Freeman Applause GIF by The Academy Awards

I want to have a beer or two with that guy.  The real man, not Shapiro.

#33889
2 hours ago, speed817 said:
“Black Insurrectionist,” the anonymous social media persona behind some of the most widely circulated conspiracy theories about the 2024 election, can be traced to a man from upstate New York. He’s white. https://t.co/vHdrBj9pFQ

 

Not me. 

#33890
55 minutes ago, Pancho said:
This cost me $175.I don’t care if you think Trump is “mean”

 

$96 on my HEB app. $60 of that is the 6 lbs of organic ground beef

#33891
57 minutes ago, Pancho said:
This cost me $175.I don’t care if you think Trump is “mean”

 

is this someone whose opinion I should give a shit about?

#33892
57 minutes ago, Pancho said:
This cost me $175.I don’t care if you think Trump is “mean”

 

Well your dumpass is buying all organic so of course it's going to cost more. But there's no way it costs $175. Either post a receipt or STFU. 

#33893
5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

$96 on my HEB app. $60 of that is the 6 lbs of organic ground beef

I didn’t price it but yeah I figured on $8 x6 for the beef and about 6 for each dozen eggs?  I don’t see that that’s the dumb expensive honey and broth is cheap. 
 

She paying gas station prices?  Maybe her issue should be with that grocer.

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#33894

I had A5 Wagyu preceded by a healthy servicing of Beluga last night and it was SOOOO expensive.  What is the world coming to!!!!

#33895

Hey, assholes, a little compassion.  We had my wife's boss over for dinner and I bought 2 bottles of Opus One, cost me almost a grand.  These prices are nuts.

#33896
This Trump supporter says the 19th amendment (which protects women’s right to vote) should be repealed. “That is the Christian position. Women should get their voice from their fathers, husbands, brothers or uncles.” https://t.co/B2KtqUCUsa

 

#33897
31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
This Trump supporter says the 19th amendment (which protects women’s right to vote) should be repealed. “That is the Christian position. Women should get their voice from their fathers, husbands, brothers or uncles.” https://t.co/B2KtqUCUsa

 

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#33898
32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
This Trump supporter says the 19th amendment (which protects women’s right to vote) should be repealed. “That is the Christian position. Women should get their voice from their fathers, husbands, brothers or uncles.” https://t.co/B2KtqUCUsa

 

As a father of a daughter, fuck these mother fuckers

#33900
5 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

As a father of a daughter, fuck these mother fuckers

As a white male with no kids and not going to have them, agreed.

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