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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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On 12/5/2025 at 7:12 PM, Sawbonz said:

This is pretty simple. You can raise money for capital expenses, and siphon off a bunch of it. Not so much for operations

That was one of the hilarious things about A Man In Full.  Charlie Croker's yacht was called "First Draw," referring to the first draw on a construction loan.

15 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Least surprising thing I've heard today. Nick Fuentes is a virgin incel
 

And people listen to this guy? Back in my day being a virgin meant you were a loser. Damn kids and not getting laid.

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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

And people listen to this guy? Back in my day being a virgin meant you were a loser. Damn kids and not getting laid.

That's gotta be AI, right?

2 minutes ago, Elvis said:

That's gotta be AI, right?

Guess you have no real clue what a bunch of loonies and fruitballs back the GOP and at one level or another are actual thought leaders.  Fuentes, Candy Owens, Loomer, Curtis Yarvin, Thiel, Elmo and the Paypal Autistic Retard Mafia (NTTAWT), MTG.  

20 minutes ago, Elvis said:

That's gotta be AI, right?

This is your party man.

AI gets more work than Sorbo, Baio and Voight. 

On 12/4/2025 at 8:05 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

We repaired the break with PVC and oakum sealant

First time I've heard that word used outside a seafaring novel.

 

18 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

First time I've heard that word used outside a seafaring novel.

 

Yeah, as noted up thread, I discovered that oakum is still  pretty commonly available for use for sealing wooden joints of various types and there is a variant known as "white oakum" for sealing plumbing joints that would seem to be a predecessor to caulk.

On 12/10/2025 at 11:07 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Beck’s AI George Washington, lulz

 

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You can imagine where it goes from here

You can imagine where it goes from here

He fixes the cable?
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

That's Tits McGee, Pentagon reporter.

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

DFW was once a beautiful Christian community?

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I'm sure that's what Jackie thought of it.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

DFW was once a beautiful Christian community?

Cracking Up Lol GIF

 

I'm sure that's what Jackie thought of it.

Yeah.  And I particularly loved that very Christian era in DFW (and Texas as a whole), when they lynched black people.  https://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/entries/lynching

You could really feel Christ's loving embrace as they grabbed and tortured black men before they executed them in public.  WWJL?  Who Would Jesus Lynch?

Fuck these pieces of shit.  Fuck their fake Christianity.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.  And I particularly loved that very Christian era in DFW (and Texas as a whole), when they lynched black people.  https://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/entries/lynching

You could really feel Christ's loving embrace as they grabbed and tortured black men before they executed them in public.  WWJL?  Who Would Jesus Lynch?

Fuck these pieces of shit.  Fuck their fake Christianity.

And lest we forget a little show in the 80s called.....Dallas....about a beautiful, loving, Christian family, you know, the Ewings.

Every week, we were regaled with tales of the Ewings and their friends and competitors (not enemies mind you) going out and doing good things in the world.

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And lest we forget a little show in the 80s called.....Dallas....about a beautiful, loving, Christian family, you know, the Ewings.

Every week, we were regaled with tales of the Ewings and their friends and competitors (not enemies mind you) going out and doing good things in the world.

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I guess the word is gonna be "Christianist," like "moralist," not moral and "Islamist," not Islamic.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I hereby identify as "Longhornist".

Well, you have far more claim to Longhorn-ism than Christianists do to Christianity.

That's the most rational Woods has sounded in years. But he's still cradling TFG's balls with the nonchalant "distasteful" criticism.

Distasteful? That's all you've got? For a man who you openly profess your admiration, appreciation & outright love to because of the opportunities, respect, & compassion he showed you?

"Hey Donald. Rob was a friend of mine whom I deeply respected. Stop being an asshole & calling him 'deranged' simply because he disagreed with your policies. Try showing some respect for a person who fiercely loved this country & worked to support her ideals vocally & publicly."

Would that have been so hard, Jimmy?

I'm enjoying the pivot into antisemitism that so many on the right are going through.

I'm sure that will play well in Florida.

25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Bari falling down on the job there.

Also note that this seems to be more or less the saga of charter schools everywhere.

Private sector solutions to public sector problems are no better than public solutions and far less transparent.

But they cost more and create profit for rich assholes, which is the most important thing.

On 12/15/2025 at 8:05 AM, atomheartbevo said:

 

DFW was once a beautiful Christian community?

Cracking Up Lol GIF

 

I'm sure that's what Jackie thought of it.

He should have caught the fucking ball.

Wait, which Jackie?

9 hours ago, pacman said:

Steps

  1. politicians enact laws to support more charter schools
  2. politicians (or their families/friends) start and find funding for charter schools
  3. school never opens or generally fails
  4. profit

it wouldn’t surprise me if we soon see govt loans to start up the schools without personal collateral or co-sign required. If the school goes bankrupt, write the loans off the books.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

But they cost more and create profit for rich assholes, which is the most important thing.

Oh....so you HAVE heard of Brisketexan's Freedomeaglegunjesusliberty Academy for American Freedom Liberty Kids?  It's the model going forward.  I should send you a brochure.

On 12/16/2025 at 8:40 AM, Pancho said:

 

I really honestly think there should be a law or a consitutional amendment that if you publicly deny the holocaust like this you should be stripped of any and all protections against lethal or other force of assault.

You have the freedom to deny the holocaust, but then afterwards anyone can beat you to death. Seems fair. 

42 minutes ago, immamac said:

I really honestly think there should be a law or a consitutional amendment that if you publicly deny the holocaust like this you should be stripped of any and all protections against lethal or other force of assault.

You have the freedom to deny the holocaust, but then afterwards anyone can beat you to death. Seems fair. 

I like it. Imma for President. 

Trump's base are truly the stupidest folk on the planet.

43 minutes ago, immamac said:

I really honestly think there should be a law or a consitutional amendment that if you publicly deny the holocaust like this you should be stripped of any and all protections against lethal or other force of assault.

You have the freedom to deny the holocaust, but then afterwards anyone can beat you to death. Seems fair. 

 

Just now, wildcat09 said:

I like it. Imma for President. 

I mean, that's more of a platform than the pubs currently have, so I say run with it. you got my vote. you'd have 100% of the jewish vote and probably like 80% of the sadist vote, so you have that going for you, which is nice

17 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Trump's base are truly the stupidest folk on the planet.
 

I was in LA recently and used Waymo.  Besides the cheaper fares and nice Jaguar vehicles, the not having to deal with smelly talkative driver was the biggest selling point.  So much more relaxing was to get somewhere.

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

I was in LA recently and used Waymo.  Besides the cheaper fares and nice Jaguar vehicles, the not having to deal with smelly talkative driver was the biggest selling point.  So much more relaxing was to get somewhere.

you're braver than I. I have been on the road twice when a Waymo tried to go the wrong way in oncoming traffic. clusterfuck isn't expressive enough. do they have crash statistics yet that compare to human drivers? guess I could look that up...

56 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you're braver than I. I have been on the road twice when a Waymo tried to go the wrong way in oncoming traffic. clusterfuck isn't expressive enough. do they have crash statistics yet that compare to human drivers? guess I could look that up...

Then again I had a NYC Uber driver go the wrong way down a street cause "this is a shortcut" and a Boston Uber driver run a red and come within inches of getting side plowed because he was in an argument with his GF on the phone.  I am sure they are not perfect but Waymo has never driven wreckless or erratic with me in the car  (then again I have only used in 5-7 times).

3 hours ago, immamac said:

I really honestly think there should be a law or a consitutional amendment that if you publicly deny the holocaust like this you should be stripped of any and all protections against lethal or other force of assault.

You have the freedom to deny the holocaust, but then afterwards anyone can beat you to death. Seems fair. 

 

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I like it. Imma for President. 

he could make it part of the bull-moose platform. Deny the holocaust? You get a face off with a bull and a moose. Good luck.

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