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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#35506

How do all the people that think women should stay at home taking care of kids and not vote reconcile that with Trump having a woman as his spiritual advisor?

#35511
53 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So many questions for such a short sentence. Who is "they"? Who is "you"? And what demons do "they" want "your children" to be worshiping?

Black people. The answer is always black people.

  • 2 weeks later...
#35517
12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

"I've gotten to know him over the past few months."

Bitch, he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

#35518
51 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

"I've gotten to know him over the past few months."

Bitch, he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

But he would let her pee on him if she was on fire.

#35521
6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No voting rights for anyone without an IQ of at least 110. That's my platform.

[Trump's poorly educated]Above or below 110? [Trump's poorly educated]

#35522
8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No voting rights for anyone without an IQ of at least 110. That's my platform.

your sentence structure leads me to believe you might be excluded from your own platform 😝

#35524
15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

your sentence structure leads me to believe you might be excluded from your own platform 😝

It's not the IQ test that concerns me, it's the cognitive test.

#35527
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This liberal is absolutely furious. But, not as furious as the masturbation these fellas are getting ready to unleash in this circle jerk.

#35529
13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I don't understand this one at all. People are pretending to be in elementary school again by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and that's a flex?

#35530
Just now, Vegas64 said:

I don't understand this one at all. People are pretending to be in elementary school again by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and that's a flex?

no, you see, these young patriots are looking at everything happening around them and are so enthusiastic about the results they spontaneously and enthusiastically recite the pledge. it's a flex us muricuh-hating libruhls can't understand

#35532

Once again, we need to have a serious conversation about White Men in this country. What the fuck is he talking about “save the country” and he’s so adamant about it that he fully believes he’s doing something. This is a full blown brainwashed cult.

#35534
6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Once again, we need to have a serious conversation about White Men in this country. What the fuck is he talking about “save the country” and he’s so adamant about it that he fully believes he’s doing something. This is a full blown brainwashed cult.

The left needs to tone down the rhetoric.

#35535
3 hours ago, Red Five said:

I understand nothing about this.

3 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

I don't understand this one at all. People are pretending to be in elementary school again by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and that's a flex?

Something...something...little kids...something...MAGA.

I always thought it was stupid to pledge allegiance to a piece of cloth, but whatever.

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#35536
4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Easy there boys, save some pussy for the res.......oh I see, you saved all of the pussy for the rest of us. Carry on.

#35544
Just now, bluto said:

That interview is a wild watch, Andrew pretty well neuters him multiple times and Shirley is just too damn dumb to see it.

Andrew isn't even an intellectual heavyweight, either. He's literally a Loyola frat boy.

#35547

I have to admit, I feared the absolute worst when I read a headline this morning stating there was heartbreaking development regarding Scott Adams. But then I realized the reporter simply didnt understand the meaning of the word "heartbreaking."

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