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#4951
29 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

It can always get worse.

 

.....and it will.

Shit, that should be the GOP national campaign motto for 2020.

"We promise, it will get worse.  It will definitely get worse."

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#4952
5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

It can always get worse.

 

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Asked by Mr Meiners about the child rapist he pardoned, Mr Bevin responded, "Which one?"

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#4953
On 12/19/2019 at 8:35 AM, Js1 said:

 

What's Pete Sessions doing there if this was taken yesterday?  

#4954
It can always get worse.




I still don’t get how any of you are surprised.
#4955

Never say the quiet part out loud

https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/world/leaked-audio-trump-adviser-says-republicans-traditionally-rely-on-voter-suppression-1.4739219

One of U.S. President Donald Trump's top re-election advisers told influential Republicans in swing state Wisconsin that the party has "traditionally" relied on voter suppression to compete in battleground states but will be able to "start playing offence" in 2020 due to relaxed Election Day rules, according to an audio recording of a private event obtained by The Associated Press.

*just saw it posted in the Trump thread

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#4957
 
 

You know, it’s the little things that make the parallels to the Nazis so perfect. Like the fact that the “thought leaders” of the movement are complete social and intellectual rejects. These guys are fucking losers of the highest order. But they figured out how to band together, and play some other idiots for fools, and here we are.

It’s improbable that a band of fucking losers would take over a country that most observers would think is sane....but we’ve seen it before.
#4959
On 12/19/2019 at 12:03 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Is Central Oklahoma where morons who can't get into OU go?

Yes. My stepmother went there. She's a fucking moron.

#4960

I didn't know where to put this but blame the republicans the most for this shit for failing to stand up to Trump. 

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/12/20/us/iowa-woman-runs-over-teen-trnd/index.html

(CNN)An Iowa woman was charged with attempted murder after running over a 14-year-old girl, saying she did so because the teenager "was a Mexican," police said.

Nicole Marie Poole Franklin, 42, was arrested on other charges and Thursday admitted to Clive police she hit the girl with her vehicle on December 9, according to a news release from the Clive Police Department. Clive is about 9 miles from Des Moines.

The girl was walking to Indian Hills Junior High when a vehicle drove onto the sidewalk, ran over her and left the scene, the release said.

 

 

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#4964
33 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Hopefully he didn't pardon anybody whose family raised money for him or anything.

 

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#4965
18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hopefully he didn't pardon anybody whose family raised money for him or anything.

 

Hahahahahahahaha.

Yeah he's screwed.

#4966
Hahahahahahahaha.
Yeah he's gonna be president someday.

FIF accuracy. You need to understand modern Repubs better, man.
#4967
On 12/21/2019 at 1:23 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so he's a rapist with a micro-penis?

Forced oral sex?   I know Lindsey and Pense don’t think it counts, but it does.  

#4971

No wonder his whole family hates him 

#4972
On 12/18/2019 at 9:48 AM, Bama Chick said:

I bet a Republican invented this. Change my mind.

 

 

Looks like the future is a bunch of office workers with thighs like Earl Campbell.

#4973
31 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

Looks like the future is a bunch of office workers with thighs like Earl Campbell.

I personally take care of business and move along, but if I encounter one of these things I'll start upper decking on principle.

#4974
4 hours ago, Pasken said:

What a piece of shit.

To be fair, while most of us think that the season is about family, most of us haven’t been disowned by our entire family. 

I’m ready for this national nightmare to be over. Merry Christmas!

 Narrator: It wasn’t over.

#4975
13 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

To be fair, while most of us think that the season is about family, most of us haven’t been disowned by our entire family. 

I’m ready for this national nightmare to be over. Merry Christmas!

 

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 Narrator: It wasn’t over.

 

A little more context:

 

#4980
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

WWJD?

What's the o/u until he releases a statement saying that his words were taken out of context and he pledges support to Trump?  Do we make it past noon today?

#4981
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

WWJD?

That’s their strategy in the suburban congressional races.  “I personally don’t like Trump but I will support him 100% and without question and won’t hold him accountable for anything.”

#4982

Yeah, those headlines make you think, “hey, a Republican is going to hold Trump accountable for something” (immoral behavior, financial fraud, financial conflict of interest, collusion with our enemies, attacking American law enforcement, lying to intelligence services, lying in general, broadcasting divisive and demonstrably false conspiracy theories, pardoning war criminals, smiling as all-white crowds chant racist things, etc). 
 

Then you click on the article and read it, and see... no.   No, they’re not fucking taking any moral or ethical stand whatsoever.  

#4983

Trump is not as popular in Oklahoma as much as one would think given how conservative the state is.  A couple other examples are Nebraska and Montana. 

Trump is most popular in the Deep South and Appalachia along with certain western states like Idaho and Wyoming.

#4984
1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump is not as popular in Oklahoma as much as one would think given how conservative the state is.  A couple other examples are Nebraska and Montana. 

Trump is most popular in the Deep South and Appalachia along with certain western states like Idaho and Wyoming.

Don't forget Alaska!

#4985
Yeah, those headlines make you think, “hey, a Republican is going to hold Trump accountable for something” (immoral behavior, financial fraud, financial conflict of interest, collusion with our enemies, attacking American law enforcement, lying to intelligence services, lying in general, broadcasting divisive and demonstrably false conspiracy theories, pardoning war criminals, smiling as all-white crowds chant racist things, etc). 
 
Then you click on the article and read it, and see... no.   No, they’re not fucking taking any moral or ethical stand whatsoever.  
No, they are holding Democrats/liberals and maybe even themselves accountable to a standard, and then using that stand to justify indulging an immorality that suits their own purposes.

It’s a good example of “moral licensing”.
#4986
4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

That’s their strategy in the suburban congressional races.  “I personally don’t like Trump but I will support him 100% and without question and won’t hold him accountable for anything.”

and the Slorches of the world (and 100% of current Republicans) eat that shit up, hook line and sinker, vote straight ticket R, and continue their enabling, while convincing themselves that they're "not part of the problem, and don't approve of Trump at all."

#4993
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Travis County GOP chair and friend of several here has a really smart poll:
 

What a fucking twat. 

#4995
6 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Travis County GOP chair and friend of several here has a really smart poll:
 

chronic dishonesty is the glue that holds the Republican Party together. 

#4996
Travis County GOP chair and friend of several here has a really smart poll:



Cool. Now do “who are you rooting for, the United States or Donald Trump?” among Republicans. Methinks Matt will be most embarrassed by the results.
#4997

Deceased GOP Strategist's Daughter Makes Files Public That Republicans Wanted Sealed

More than a year after his death, a cache of computer files saved on the hard drives of Thomas Hofeller, a prominent Republican redistricting strategist, is becoming public.

Republican state lawmakers in North Carolina fought in court to keep copies of these maps, spreadsheets and other documents from entering the public record. But some files have already come to light in recent months through court filings and news reports.

They have been cited as evidence of gerrymandering that got political maps thrown out in North Carolina, and they have raised questions about Hofeller's role in the Trump administration's failed push for a census citizenship question.

Now more of the files are available online through a website called The Hofeller Files, where Hofeller's daughter, Stephanie Hofeller, published a link to her copy of the files on Sunday after first announcing her plans in a tweet last month.

https://www.npr.org/2020/01/05/785672201/deceased-gop-strategists-daughter-makes-files-public-that-republicans-wanted-sea

Worth reading the full article. It sounds like he fucked around in Texas redistricting too and his business partner that runs the company is still on the RNC payroll.

#4999
On January 5, 2020 at 3:16 PM, Jack Straw said:

chronic dishonesty is the glue that holds the Republican Party together. 

They are expert at making false equivalences. 

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