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#5001

So Republicans, your standard bearer says the homeless are a local and state problem.

And then he offers to get the feds involved if cities ask nicely.

 

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#5005
 


Someone photoshop Gosnar with Epstein and tweet “Both of these men are hated by their families”.

His defense that the photoshopped image doesn’t matter because his accompanying tweet was true should make him A-Okay with him being added to pictures of despicable people as long as the tweet that goes with it is true, right?
#5010
6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You so funny Matt Mackowiak
 

Who is that fatass incel?

#5011
Who is that fatass incel?

Travis County GOP chair, Republican Consultant, rising (unverified grade) national social media pundit, and friend of several on this board.

#5012
Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:


Travis County GOP chair, Republican Consultant, rising (unverified grade) national social media pundit, And friend of several on this board.

Well he sounds hideous.

#5013

Saw some Republican House member earlier being interview, he actually looked nervous when it came up that the American public didn’t want a war with Iran.     More early retirements from Republicans in Congress coming up?

#5015
On 1/7/2020 at 6:31 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Travis County GOP chair, Republican Consultant, rising (unverified grade) national social media pundit, and friend of several on this board.

What handle does this greasy-looking, prepubescent little butterball post under?

#5019
On 1/7/2020 at 6:22 PM, DDD Dad said:

Who is that fatass incel?

complete and utter hack.  IOW, your typical GOP member.  

#5022
I wanna know more about the Czech Pirate Party

One key difference: GOP candidates have an ® next to their name, CPP candidates have an (ARRRR!) next to their name.

#5023
11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I wanna know more about the Czech Pirate Party

I wanna know how you were able to read that tiny print. I even went to the link and tried zooming on my computer and was having difficulty. Old age vision sucks.

#5024
9 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I wanna know how you were able to read that tiny print. I even went to the link and tried zooming on my computer and was having difficulty. Old age vision sucks.

I masturbate a lot.

#5025
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


One key difference: GOP candidates have an ® next to their name, CPP candidates have an (ARRRR!) next to their name.
 

robert downey jr sigh GIF

#5026
13 hours ago, bolverk said:

Another rock-ribbed Republican:

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He's Texas tough.

The one consistent characteristic of all Republican officials is that they look like they were bullied mercilessly as children.

#5027
2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

The one consistent characteristic of all Republican officials is that they look like they were bullied mercilessly as children.

that's a goddamn astute observation

#5028

Bradley Byrne of Alabama trots out his "Nat Turner" list of people he wants voters to fear and loathe.

 

 

@Longhorn_Fan68 --I don't think that's what Father Duffy said.

If you don't get the reference, watch the video but you have to wait until at least the first minute before he's mentioned:

(Actually, Carol Burnette's character, Wanda Wiggins, lacks the 'h' in her name, but I included it for different reasons.)

#5029
50 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

The one consistent characteristic of all Republican officials is that they look like they were bullied mercilessly as children.

And their mommies dressed them and fixed their hair.

#5031
1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

The one consistent characteristic of all Republican officials is that they look like they were bullied mercilessly as children.

and their pathological dishonesty.

#5033
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I wanna know more about the Czech Pirate Party

Not me, those guys vote Arrrrr every time.

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brisket quicker on the draw with the flippant response

#5034
2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I wanna know how you were able to read that tiny print. I even went to the link and tried zooming on my computer and was having difficulty. Old age vision sucks.

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#5036
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Everybody I know that is still in, and most who are out (there's a few Trumpkins, but abandoning the Kurds took the wind out of their sails) does not think this way at all - they do not want a war with Iran.   

I'm going to take a wild guess that Banks was an officer. Maybe even Air Force or Navy.

It's nothing against many officers, or the AF or Navy, but you're typical soldier or Marine has a far different take on many different topics than officers.  When I saw that poll showing that only 42% of service members are happy with Trump, I fully believe it.  People try to make your typical 18-25 year-olds who are doing the shit jobs, and who will be in the shit, as 100% loyal to the President.  They are not.  For every few that are happy about going to war or whatever, there's a bunch who judge the chain-of-command up to, and including the President, by how hard they make their lives.

I was in under Clinton.  We didn't give a shit about him getting blowjobs or being impeached, outside of a chuckle about his choice of interns.  It was about getting paid and getting laid, and doing what we needed to do to avoid getting shit duties or whatever.  9/11 moved the needle for plenty of service members, and they were actually gung ho and proud to serve and willing to take on shit assignments, but Iraq really soured a lot of these folks on things.

And regardless of whether Banks was an officer or not, he's a Representative, so I'm fairly certain he's at least knowledgable enough to know that Iran of 2020 is far superior to Iraq of 2003.  If he's not, he should be at least intelligent enough to know that Iran had far too many direct hits on that base with what is supposed to be their lesser missiles to make folks comfortable.

 

#5037
13 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I masturbate a lot.

That's supposed to make your eyesight worse, not better. 

#5038
13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


One key difference: GOP candidates have an ® next to their name, CPP candidates have an (ARRRR!) next to their name.
 

Dad?

#5039
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"Even more interesting when you realize he’s (Governor Phil Bryant) doing this in support of Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith. ... She was the lady that said she would be front row at a public lynching." ---italics mine, quote from the article.

 

#5041
13 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That's supposed to make your eyesight worse, not better. 

That's funny because I'm nearing 50 and still don't wear glasses.

#5043
On 1/9/2020 at 1:27 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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Wait a second. There's a Pirate Party in the Czech Republic? Does Mike Leach know about this?

edit - dammit, should have read the thread

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#5046
3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You almost have to respect them, they don't even try to hide it anymore, unlike most.

It's SOP and its very calculated.  Say something with a 5% plausible out. 

"Don't monkey this election up."

"I'd go to a public hanging."

"1000 years of darkness."

"White nationalist, white supremacist, Western civilization — how did that language become offensive?"

Get to cry foul when people accuse you of racism.   

Those libs want to jump on me and they didn't even understand the totally innocent version that I can point to.

#5049

Way to throw them under the wheelchair 

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