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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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That handle is banned. He now posts under [mention=5154]Chrispy*[/mention]. Feel free to get his 3rd troll account banned. 
Thanks. That allowed me to block him without accidentally reading his excrement.

kevin mccarthy on fox news claimed that pelosi is timing the senate impeachment trial to torpedo bernie's chances in iowa, trying to get the bernie bros angry at the democratic establishment again

Someone mentioned on the Democratic candidate thread that they missed the old sex and drug scandals (as opposed to the Sanders/Warren stuff that's been a hot topic).

Here's a little catfight between Matt Gaetz and Chris Latvala that turned ugly fast. Click on the article to read their twiiter fight.

 

Someone mentioned on the Democratic candidate thread that they missed the old sex and drug scandals (as opposed to the Sanders/Warren stuff that's been a hot topic).
Here's a little catfight between Matt Gaetz and Chris Latvala that turned ugly fast. Click on the article to read their twiiter fight.
 

How many points for a pussy grab? Asking for a DOTUS.

No clue on inappropriate touching. In the comments, though, multiple people brought up the Gaetz dead college room mate story. (About how it was supposedly a DWI homicide changed to be a suicide). I think it's great though if the whole thing gets amplified. It is Florida after all.

36 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Someone mentioned on the Democratic candidate thread that they missed the old sex and drug scandals (as opposed to the Sanders/Warren stuff that's been a hot topic).

Here's a little catfight between Matt Gaetz and Chris Latvala that turned ugly fast. Click on the article to read their twiiter fight.

 

Doesn't sound fratty at all.

52 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Someone mentioned on the Democratic candidate thread that they missed the old sex and drug scandals (as opposed to the Sanders/Warren stuff that's been a hot topic).

Here's a little catfight between Matt Gaetz and Chris Latvala that turned ugly fast. Click on the article to read their twiiter fight.

 

 

31 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

No clue on inappropriate touching. In the comments, though, multiple people brought up the Gaetz dead college room mate story. (About how it was supposedly a DWI homicide changed to be a suicide). I think it's great though if the whole thing gets amplified. It is Florida after all.

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12 minutes ago, softlynow said:

 

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That was you?, credit to you @softlynow! Thanks, I was lazy, lazy. (oh, and I have gray space for your image for some reason)

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Someone mentioned on the Democratic candidate thread that they missed the old sex and drug scandals (as opposed to the Sanders/Warren stuff that's been a hot topic).
Here's a little catfight between Matt Gaetz and Chris Latvala that turned ugly fast. Click on the article to read their twiiter fight.
 

100% this happened.

I'll say one thing for Fraud Guarantee; their promotion reach was quite astounding. These fellows were hard at work for their bosses back in Vienna and Moscow.

 

McCarthy looks like an old Zebra flanked by two Hyenas in that picture. 

The hubris among all these Rs is pretty astounding.  Sure, I'll pose for photos with these two obvious Russian mobsters.  I'm sure it will never come back to haunt me.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The hubris among all these Rs is pretty astounding.  Sure, I'll pose for photos with these two obvious Russian mobsters.  I'm sure it will never come back to haunt me.

It won't.  Once you realize the GOP is a death cult, not a political party, it all makes sense.  They can do no wrong, and if they DO do wrong, the fact that the cult Gods did it means that it's no longer wrong, now it's right.

3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I'll say one thing for Fraud Guarantee; their promotion reach was quite astounding. These fellows were hard at work for their bosses back in Vienna and Moscow.

 

 

26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The hubris among all these Rs is pretty astounding.  Sure, I'll pose for photos with these two obvious Russian mobsters.  I'm sure it will never come back to haunt me.



We're going to find out that Donald Trump is actually Lev Parnas wearing a mask.

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It won't.  Once you realize the GOP is a death cult, not a political party, it all makes sense.  They can do no wrong, and if they DO do wrong, the fact that the cult Gods did it means that it's no longer wrong, now it's right.

Any hesitations they have in posing with these criminals quickly go away when they are reminded "no picture, no money".

Matt "beer bong champ '02, '04, '05" Gaetz totally set that game up

You gotta think that Parnas and Fruman never thought it would be this easy. 

15 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

You gotta think that Parnas and Fruman never thought it would be this easy. 

Maybe they are smarter than they look, but wouldn't you say it was Firtash sipping coffee and eating Sachertorte in Vienna who thought he was going to have issues buying influence only to see how much access the $$ allowed them to have?

 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

That should help her chances for re-election, go full Trumpian. Not sure she will have another Senator vacate their seat so she can be appointed back to the Senate after losing yet another election. 

Hillary should be charged millions by all of the people whose heads she lives in rent-free.  

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Jesus

 

Are we sure he isn’t a poster? I mean he looks like he could be poster in the Hillary isn’t president thread. 

12 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

That should help her chances for re-election, go full Trumpian. Not sure she will have another Senator vacate their seat so she can be appointed back to the Senate after losing yet another election. 

Yeah but there’s probably dozens of state-level positions she could get appointed to, lose and appointed to another.  

17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lulz:

 

Is that the white supremacists standard haircut?

20 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Is that the white supremacists standard haircut?

appears so. it's always off-putting when you see it on a woman.

15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

appears so. it's always off-putting when you see it on a woman.

Karen?

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

Karen?

That haircut on a woman? More of a Barb, Jo or Deb. 

Just now, Js1 said:

That haircut on a woman? More of a Barb, Jo or Deb. 

All of whom would most definitely speak to the manager.

20 hours ago, LABEVO said:

Are we sure he isn’t a poster? I mean he looks like he could be poster in the Hillary isn’t president thread. 

So that's what mofo has been up to...  It all makes sense now.

I hate when these guys talk.

Because then they make me feel guilty for making fun of someone who is clearly mentally deficient/retarded.  Seriously.  Why are all of these guys such pathetic fucking creatures?

What are we up to now on Trump people who have been convicted? Fourteen? Sentence seems a little soft but apparently he was crying during his remarks. He's supposed to go to Florida apparently although he is from Buffalo. I really don't think sending him to Florida is such a good idea. Near the Southern WH and a whole lot of shady Trump friends. I've heard it is good to stay away from people who encouraged your criminal ways so you don't back slide. Maybe he should be sent somewhere else. South Dakota perhaps?

 

Connecticut GOP Chairman is trying to get him kicked out of the race.  

Also, while I may have been in the Army and not the Marines, I am 100% confident that he was mocked mercilessly well after he finished boot camp.  

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

What are we up to now on Trump people who have been convicted? Fourteen? Sentence seems a little soft but apparently he was crying during his remarks. He's supposed to go to Florida apparently although he is from Buffalo. I really don't think sending him to Florida is such a good idea. Near the Southern WH and a whole lot of shady Trump friends. I've heard it is good to stay away from people who encouraged your criminal ways so you don't back slide. Maybe he should be sent somewhere else. South Dakota perhaps?

 

Good thing he isn't in Congress anymore.  Appearing for votes might violate his probation.

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Good thing he isn't in Congress anymore.  Appearing for votes might violate his probation.

Oh! That was another thing he was upset about. I guess his name is going to have an asterisk beside it. Lies to the FBI and a whole bunch of other people, breaks the law and the trust of the people and he is unhappy about the asterisk. Well, Mr. Collins guess you weren't paying attention in school. There really IS a permanent record.

Connecticut GOP Chairman is trying to get him kicked out of the race.  


Not because they have moral standards. Just because they think he’ll lose.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Not because they have moral standards. Just because they think he’ll lose.

What happens when/if Mitch thinks Donnie is gonna lose?

Then they cheat some more...purge some more brown folks, allow more interference, whatever it takes. 

What happens when/if Mitch thinks Donnie is gonna lose?

Nothing, because they are committed to the man at the top. He defines them.
Soldiers are expendable. The Godking is not.
54 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

A lazy inventor was once tasked with making a blueprint for a vagina dryer and he just mailed that photograph to his boss. 

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