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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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One would think that karma would be hunting for that pig-nosed tub of comorbidities ... 

Thread ahoy.

Edit: Dinesh is in denial of a Southern Strategy of the GOP.

Edited by cactusflinthead

22 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Thread ahoy.

Edit: Dinesh is in denial of a Southern Strategy of the GOP.

Lol. Devin Nines’ Cow was the second response for me. 

They prefer suburban strategy because it’s an easier pill to swallow

On 6/25/2020 at 4:25 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Evil Dabo Swinney dogwhistling:

 

just fucking abolish the senate at this point.  relic of giving white slavers power.

On 6/25/2020 at 7:26 AM, Pancho said:

 

This last point is really the most important 

They are soo fucking stupid.  I wish Covid read Facebook 

6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Looks like Grassley is awakening.

 

 

Wat

6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Looks like Grassley is awakening.

 

 

Well, the more time he spends "awake," the better. I would hate for an otherwise painful heart attack or terrifying stroke take him in his sleep.

538 had a good 20-25 minute read on the Republican Party and how their electorate has been shaped since the 60s. I hate they call it the “whitening” of the party, cause it’s off-putting and makes one think it’s going to be a circlejerk of Dems having a moral high ground. Did a great job in showing how there have been choices in each decade to add to the party but don’t. Just as maddening is seeing the predictions of it being the end of the party and never actually being the end. Learned some things about Jimmy Carter and Jesse Jackson as well.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-republican-choice/

On 6/24/2020 at 4:51 PM, Dnaguy said:

You know, I feel bad about this whole thing.

 

i mean, I think this really exposes that We don’t get enough Penis compliments.

i mean I don’t want to get sexual assaulted or anything.... but a nice word or two would be good every once in a while

 

 

I can’t compliment your penis if you don’t show it to me. 

4 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I can’t compliment your penis if you don’t show it to me. 

lewd michael scott GIF

On 6/27/2020 at 9:31 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Looks like Grassley is awakening.

 

 

 

Draining the swamp?  Grassley has been a senator for 40 years. By definition, he is the swamp. 

How fucking stupid do these Republican senators and representatives (looking at you, Matt Gaetz) think their electorate is?

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Draining the swamp?  Grassley has been a senator for 40 years. By definition, he is the swamp. 

How fucking stupid do these Republican senators and representatives (looking at you, Matt Gaetz) think their electorate is?

lol, have you watched a recent republican rally (at any level)? as stupid as it gets

is this the same chuck grassley that introduced a bill to protect inspectors general less than two weeks ago?

 

 

and the republican taco sucked.

Edited by elfenix

There's definitely been a coordinated push to get all the little conservaflakes to run to the echo chamber of safety known as Parler Daily Texan. Bold strategy, we'll see how it works for them.
51 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Summary: no shit, Sherlock.  This has been our point, dude -- those of us who have seen this happening for years have raised every fucking warning flag imaginable....but none of it matters.

Because we the people are just gutpunchingly stupid.

Wasn’t sure whether to post in the RE-Opening and Closing thread or here, but the Texas GOP Convention may be shifting virtual 17 days before its scheduled start. The Texas Medical Association had been their large sponsor and started taking heat for the fact it’s in person, with no requirement for masks and in one large enclosed area at the George R Brown convention center. Estimated attendance around 6k. Apparently they have asked the Texas GOP to pull the plug. Scott Braddock reporting the chatter

 

 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Wasn't sure where this goes:

 

They're not even bothering to hide anymore. So we can add Russian to the list of things Jesus has boners for?

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Wasn't sure where this goes:

 

Hmm, why would they do this?  WHAT A MYSTERY!  *cough* Russia *cough* NRA *cough*

FUCKING TRAITORS, ALL OF THEM.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I just... I just can't anymore with these fucking people:

 

lol

 

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

All jokes aside, look at what this asshole has done to our country. These people are more susceptible to death due to the virus and Trump has divided our country so bad that they’re risking death to harm and protest each other. Shits bad y’all.

On 6/24/2020 at 4:51 PM, Dnaguy said:

You know, I feel bad about this whole thing.

 

i mean, I think this really exposes that We don’t get enough Penis compliments.

i mean I don’t want to get sexual assaulted or anything.... but a nice word or two would be good every once in a while

 

 

Maybe you’re not getting “nice penis” compliments because your penis isn’t that nice

The best single piece of evidence that the Republican Party Texas internal polling looks very bad for the GOP?

George Wallace lifelong admirer Senator John Cornyn is now publicly supporting a  national Junteenth holiday.  

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Mitch saying that is fucking hilarious. That guy...

Not only should the dems change the filibuster rule, but they should also pass a rule that a vote from a Kentucky senator doesn’t count. 

14 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Not only should the dems change the filibuster rule, but they should also pass a rule that a vote from a Kentucky senator doesn’t count. 

Unless the Kentucky senator is the neighbor of a former senator who kicked said former senator's ass in a fight.

Just now, HornOnTheBayou said:

Unless the Kentucky senator is the neighbor of a former senator who kicked said former senator's ass in a fight.

There should be an exception to every rule.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So are republicans using the phrase “Democrat Party” as some sort of code or something?  McCarthy used it today press briefing. 

Sounds uneducated. 

Only for the last four years or so.  Where you been, man.  They can't call it "democratic" because it isn't.  It's socialist!  Hurrr durr.  I think Trump more or less invented it.

So are republicans using the phrase “Democrat Party” as some sort of code or something?  McCarthy used it today press briefing. 
Sounds uneducated. 

They’ve been doing it for years. If it ever had an edge, it’s long gone. Not that they’d know better
3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Only for the last four years or so.  Where you been, man.  They can't call it "democratic" because it isn't.  It's socialist!  Hurrr durr.  I think Trump more or less invented it.

What? Decades old

5 minutes ago, Lurch said:


They’ve been doing it for years. If it ever had an edge, it’s long gone. Not that they’d know better

This, they’ve been doing it since at least the 80’s. Supposedly they did some research that found people felt it sounded abrasive or negative. I dunno, it’s just their usual troll job.

On 6/26/2020 at 6:50 PM, cactusflinthead said:

Thread ahoy.

Edit: Dinesh is in denial of a Southern Strategy of the GOP.

 

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