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26 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Not sure what combination of vile, stupid, or drunk he was.

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Ravnsborg, the 44-year-old Republican attorney general from Pierre, was driving a 2011 Ford Taurus westbound on the highway, DPS said in its Monday morning news release.

Pretty weak grift game.

8 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Ravnsborg, the 44-year-old Republican attorney general from Pierre, was driving a 2011 Ford Taurus westbound on the highway, DPS said in its Monday morning news release.

Pretty weak grift game.

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It seems some campuses are more progressive than others, would this fly in a Republican lead state, that has Democratic metro areas (i.e. Boston/ Phoenix)..?

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47 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Ravnsborg, the 44-year-old Republican attorney general from Pierre, was driving a 2011 Ford Taurus westbound on the highway, DPS said in its Monday morning news release.

Pretty weak grift game.

 

I'm gonna assume it's a state vehicle.

So, if we are playing along at home

-State property used for personal business

-Possible alcohol consumption with driving afterwards

-Manslaughter, and

-Hit and Run

 

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2 hours ago, lemonlime said:

Not sure what combination of vile, stupid, or drunk he was.

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On 9/7/2020 at 7:01 PM, Bookman said:

Wow Travis Tritt is still alive?

"Anymore" was such a sad fucking song.

I spent the summer of '92 driving around DFW listening to that album with a beautiful girl from Watauga. When I was reminded of his existence last week I looked her up on facebook. It seems like she hasn't had an easy life and that makes me sad.

Fucking Travis Tritt. 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Im sure he passed the breathanalyzer test this morning. Or maybe his lawyer requested that they allow him to come in later this week for the test.

When you hit a deer, you know you've hit a deer. Maybe if you're shit-faced you don't. 

He meant “dear”
8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

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wood

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


He meant “dear”

Oh please, DEAR!

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

which DT poster is she?

Sid Miller, our Ag Commissioner

“I would certainly expand medical marijuana. If it’ll help somebody, I’m for it. Whatever it is. I mean, a toothache, I don’t care. If it’s a cure, if it [alleviates] pain, we should be able to use that,” he said.

“I’m not a recreational marijuana, but if someone has a condition that this chemical will help, they should be able to use it,” Miller said.

https://www.texomashomepage.com/news/texas-news/texas-agriculture-commissioner-sid-miller-at-marijuana-facility-i-would-certainly-expand-medical-marijuana/

I always figured legal weed would be their ace in the hole if that feel like they're about to lose power. 

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I always figured legal weed would be their ace in the hole if that feel like they're about to lose power. 

yup. I expect Trump to announce decriminalized weed in the next month or so.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yup. I expect Trump to announce decriminalized weed in the next month or so.

Well this is gonna make my vote more difficult...

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yup. I expect Trump to announce decriminalized weed in the next month or so.

Wouldn't that turn off his evangelical base?

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of course, they haven't been turned off by his philandering and bribing of porn stars, so not sure why this would be a step too far for them

what are they going to do, vote for an evil democrat? 

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wouldn't that turn off his evangelical base?

Can't wait until Jim Baker starts hawking his 5 lb bucket of doomsday schwag.

7 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Can't wait until Jim Baker starts hawking his 5 lb bucket of doomsday schwag.

He is moving a little slower these days. During the legal battles (being sued for the COVID health claims regarding the silver solution he was hawking) he suffered a stroke. At first I thought it was perhaps a little flim flam, but apparently he really did have a stroke. He's 80 and still out there predicting the End Days and how Trump is the best for America.

what are they going to do, vote for an evil democrat? 

The GOP could offer gift cards for abortions and evangelicals would still vote for them. They’ve crossed the line of giving up moral standards years ago.

Darwin's gonna clean it up for us?

 

 

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Darwin's gonna clean it up for us?

 

 

Darwin might clean up this whole country for us.  Including the sane people.  Gotta break some eggs I guess.

20 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

used to run drugs for the mexican cartlels, but blames that on chain migration.

9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A Texas Republican State Representative said this:
 

 

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A Texas Republican State Representative said this:
 
 

It’s gone - what was it?
On 9/15/2020 at 2:10 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

I always figured legal weed would be their ace in the hole if that feel like they're about to lose power. 

Police unions won't be happy with that.  The war on drugs funds quite a bit.

In spite of the anti-socialist rhetoric, when you consider the military and law enforcement, more state employees vote GOP for socialized job guarantees than vote Dem.

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s gone - what was it?

Message from Texans: As go Tx, goes the US, goes the entire world. The American West was won at the Alamo AND the defeat of COVID19 must begin in Texas. OPEN & UNLEASH THE LONE STAR STATE!!!
 

 

14 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Message from Texans: As go Tx, goes the US, goes the entire world. The American West was won at the Alamo AND the defeat of COVID19 must begin in Texas. OPEN & UNLEASH THE LONE STAR STATE!!!
 

 

I guess he finally learned how Texas fared at the Alamo.  Do they not teach Texas history in 7th grade anymore?  

I’m calling my shot - Megan McCain’s husband. The publisher of “The Federalist”. I have no idea what his name actually is.


20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m calling my shot - Megan McCain’s husband. The publisher of “The Federalist”. I have no idea what his name actually is.

 

i hate this $9.95 "i know some shit, but i'm not telling just yet" bullshit

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but i do love the hastag #FAFO

6 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i hate this $9.95 "i know some shit, but i'm not telling just yet" bullshit

quit being poor and pay the money

I'm putting this twitter thread in the Republican thread for the single reason that the GOP is:

Red Dawn: Grand Junction Billboard Notes Russian ...

 

Olga is a good follow on Twitter. Doesn't have the blue check, but I enjoy her take on things:

As you all know, Michael Caputo came on board recently at HHS and immediately began attacking CDC credibility. He has zero expertise in matters of health, but a ton of expertise gleaned from working with Roger Stone and Russia. He is now taking a "leave of absence" for "health reasons". The damage is done, and I don't believe he is though. Just a little sabbatical so he can continue working behind the scenes.

 

 

In addition, Barr seems to be all in on the Russian model:

 

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/not-scared-tens-thousands-motorcyclists-040941375.html

I'm so glad they're hanging out together.  But really wish more of them would not be scared to hang out so they and their families could all be fearless together during these trying times.  And then they could kinda quarantine together in whatever town and the US could just send over a coroner along with a couple of fellas with spades to bury these bikers and their fearless loved ones.  They could fly a massive confederate flag over their graveyard--really wouldn't care what they do once they leave this planet and the US alone.  

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18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

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