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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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His hands are shaking. He's a pussy. 

1 hour ago, Jograves said:

His hands are shaking. He's a pussy. 

They ALL are.  A party built on fear is a party built by pussies.  Their goddamned symbol should be a pair of piss-stained khakis.

 

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They ALL are.  A party built on fear is a party built by pussies.  Their goddamned symbol should be a pair of piss-stained khakis.

Their current symbol is probably about right. 

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4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Shorter video of Gaetz wanting the Parkland parents removed. 

 

Remember folks, the DeMoCrAt PaRtY is the party of weak betas. Republicans are strong alphas. 

On 2/2/2019 at 12:42 PM, Brisketexan said:


Yes.
And also...what’s wrong with those things? Why do you hate America, Chuck?

to be honest with ourselves, holywood has gotten lazy. 

White Cindy, who has a Sri Lankan daughter, completely mistook something as innocent as a parent waiting for their kid as human trafficking Bc their skin colors didn’t match  

 

17 hours ago, Jograves said:

His hands are shaking. He's a pussy. 

It's just amazing how weak these men are.

8 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

It's just amazing how weak these men are.

It truly is.  These are the gutless pussies who spend $5k outfitting in full tactical battle rattle, down to the tactical underpants (yes, there is such a thing, because you can slap the "tactical" adjective on anything and sell it to these suckers).

Fucking pussies.

Here's a man:

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I've said it before, I'll say it again -- if you're fucking terrified and want to fortify our border against a few thousand stubby Guatemalans, turn in your goddamned man card, and know that the revocation is permanent.

Everyone knows the real men are behind Surly keyboards. I sweatergawd some of you are one step away from cutting your fuckin’ ear off. 

12 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Always nice to get a reminder to continue negging Chrispy.

Wait, aren’t you the weirdo posting pictures from your stepfather’s house? Helps me understand the anger issues I suppose. 


Cindy McCain: I saw a woman and child who didn’t look like they could be related  at the airport and I just knew it: trafficking! Then I called the cops and they stopped it.

Police: This was not trafficking and the woman was doing nothing wrong

https://www.azfamily.com/news/cindy-mccain-claims-she-thwarted-human-trafficking-at-sky-harbor/article_c75a62c8-2a61-11e9-8073-f7fc698f277f.html

1 hour ago, Chrispy said:

Wait, aren’t you the weirdo posting pictures from your stepfather’s house? Helps me understand the anger issues I suppose. 

I posted a picture once from my stepfather's house at Christmas. I guess that's weird. Fuck yourself, retard.

35 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Cindy McCain: I saw a woman and child who didn’t look like they could be related  at the airport and I just knew it: trafficking! Then I called the cops and they stopped it.

Police: This was not trafficking and the woman was doing nothing wrong

https://www.azfamily.com/news/cindy-mccain-claims-she-thwarted-human-trafficking-at-sky-harbor/article_c75a62c8-2a61-11e9-8073-f7fc698f277f.html

Ok, Cindy McCain is a dumb c**t. We all know that. 

Who gives a tinker's damn what she does?

21 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Ok, Cindy McCain is a dumb c**t. We all know that. 

Who gives a tinker's damn what she does?

Because she called the police instead of just minding her own damn business. Lots of white snowflake busy bodies out there nowadays. 

Scary immigrants didn’t work. 2020 will be “socialism”

 

35 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Scary immigrants didn’t work. 2020 will be “socialism”

 

Woodall's baby back bitchass quit, GA-07 is almost certainly going to flip in 2020 (it was just hundreds of votes away from doing so last year). 

Uh oh. Chrispy troll is finally in the red. He either better take another long break or have a sock start liking his posts on the basketball board or something. 

59 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Uh oh. Chrispy troll is finally in the red. He either better take another long break or have a sock start liking his posts on the basketball board or something. 

Some seek validation through this imaginary reputation, I’m simply not one of them. Although, I must admit to some minor enjoyment when noticing all of the effort you put into creating socks. You seem to have deemed yourself the Surly hall monitor and, well, it’s clearly a role you take very seriously. I do, however, apologize for mentioning Fantana’s fatherless home, I will steer clear of that sensitive topic from now on. 

26 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Some seek validation through this imaginary reputation, I’m simply not one of them. Although, I must admit to some minor enjoyment when noticing all of the effort you put into creating socks. You seem to have deemed yourself the Surly hall monitor and, well, it’s clearly a role you take very seriously. I do, however, apologize for mentioning Fantana’s fatherless home, I will steer clear of that sensitive topic from now on. 

Ah the troll finally shows his true colors.

On 2/6/2019 at 3:49 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Damn the Republican politicians are just the biggest fucking snowflakes. 

The most easily offended I people I know are almost always Republicans.

28 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Some seek validation through this imaginary reputation, I’m simply not one of them. Although, I must admit to some minor enjoyment when noticing all of the effort you put into creating socks. You seem to have deemed yourself the Surly hall monitor and, well, it’s clearly a role you take very seriously. I do, however, apologize for mentioning Fantana’s fatherless home, I will steer clear of that sensitive topic from now on. 

God I admire you.

And yes I do consider myself the surly hall monitor, at least when it comes to trolls. I take that responsibility very, very, seriously. Thanks for noticing. 

However I don’t have any socks. I might not even be able to create one if I wanted to, but have never tried. Like Roger Stone,  I will not bear false witness with you on that topic chrispy. 

They should smile more!

And that guy on the top left is just so shrill!

Check out that religious freedom

 

Just saw a video of Gaetz on Cuomo. Somone with know how should post at least the bit where cuomo is offered the opportunity to deny that politicians are craven and instead doubles down. That was a good comedic moment right there. Also Gaetz seems like a dick. 

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Cindy McCain: I saw a woman and child who didn’t look like they could be related  at the airport and I just knew it: trafficking! Then I called the cops and they stopped it.

Police: This was not trafficking and the woman was doing nothing wrong

https://www.azfamily.com/news/cindy-mccain-claims-she-thwarted-human-trafficking-at-sky-harbor/article_c75a62c8-2a61-11e9-8073-f7fc698f277f.html

Bless her heart
12 hours ago, Chrispy said:

Wait, aren’t you the weirdo posting pictures from your stepfather’s house? Helps me understand the anger issues I suppose. 

Can we go full -100 on this shitstain?  There has to be something we can all agree on.  

The closeted homo needs to go.  The faster we boot him from here, the sooner he can go strike up a ‘relationship’...at church, of course.  

On ‎2‎/‎7‎/‎2019 at 7:08 PM, Bama Chick said:

They should smile more!

And that guy on the top left is just so shrill!

he likes beer

Republicans will punish him by ignoring this and calling Democrats racist.

Speak on it, Bill!!!

And those last two tweets are both so typical and unsurprising.

And their party won’t give one shit.

Republicans are a criminal gang full of thugs who only care about power. Period.

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Republicans will punish him by ignoring this and calling Democrats racist.

Yep.  Johnny ShitSack will be along shortly to tell us all about it. 

I mean, I guess West Virginia was feeling left out in the “Which Virginia is the most fucked up?” competition.



Think his party will unite with calls for his resignation?
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This is it in a nutshell:

 

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12 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This is it in a nutshell:

 

This is excellent 

On 1/30/2019 at 8:51 PM, retread said:

All the hatred and evil bubbles down from the top like the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral. Once the R base showed their approval for Cheeto's actions, it was game on for the whole GOP.

 

Nice metaphor (simile, whatever).

58 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This is it in a nutshell:

 

My belief is that gerrymandering has allowed this to happen. 

I somewhat agree, but gerrymandering didn't create Mitch McConnell

That video is dumb because, at the end, it's prescription is that journalists need to #DoBetter.

And it's also dumb because it pretends that norms themselves are important when that's not how norms work.

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