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It's not really a secret in Texas that John Cornyn isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Hey guys - y’all got Cornyn out here quoting Mussolini with no context and for no reason.

One of y’all may want to ask him about that. As a constituent.

Not a great look, John.
 

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25 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It's not really a secret in Texas that John Cornyn isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

That seems to be a common trait in the party. 

On 2/22/2019 at 8:16 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

True Detective episode writing itself.  

On 2/21/2019 at 12:17 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Thank you. I meant to post this article but instead posted another link to Republican fuckery.  George Will just EVISCERATED Lindsay Graham. 

Lindsay Graham is the new Devin Nunes.  

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

When you consider who the current thought leaders of conservatism are the John Cornyn tweet quoting Mussolini makes sense. Cornyn's tweet wasn't trying to promote fascism but a retarded attempt to make a point without a basic understanding of 20th century history. When you elevate knuckle heads to the status of thought leaders, this is what happens.

 

10 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

True Detective episode writing itself.  

How is this going to make Childs, Kraft, and Wessel stop supporting and donating to cretins?

Texas Senate GOP now proposing bills that do not even attempting to hide the intent of voter suppression. Despite the fact that everyone knows the list of supposed noncitizen voters is totally bogus, they would force voter registrars to remove those names from voter rolls without notification of the voters. One of the bills - SB960 - would subject registrars to civil and criminal penalties and give the AG the power to start removal proceedings in the case of noncompliance.

http://www.kut.org/post/gop-bi...ential-noncitizens-voter-rolls

This is fucking criminal. Call your state senators, particularly if they're part of the criminal cartel, errr, I mean GOP.

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no one will notice outside of el fenix and a few other literate types with the attention span greater than a squirrel.   
The irony is that I noticed it wasn't by George Will, but that I didn't have the attention span necessary to read the piece and see if he was quoted.
45 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Texas Senate GOP now proposing bills that do not even attempting to hide the intent of voter suppression. Despite the fact that everyone knows the list of supposed noncitizen voters is totally bogus, they would force voter registrars to remove those names from voter rolls without notification of the voters. One of the bills - SB960 - would subject registrars to civil and criminal penalties and give the AG the power to start removal proceedings in the case of noncompliance.

http://www.kut.org/post/gop-bi...ential-noncitizens-voter-rolls

This is fucking criminal. Call your state senators, particularly if they're part of the criminal cartel, errr, I mean GOP.

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It's in committee.  Let's see if it make it out.

4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

It's in committee.  Let's see if it make it out.

Doesn't matter.  When a bunch of assholes tells you loud and clear what they believe in, listen to them.

The GOP will go to unconstitutional steps to make sure that naturalized citizens AUTOMATICALLY lose their right to vote.  Remember how the GOP and its mouthbreathers keep saying "no, it's just about ILLEGALS?"  They are lying.  They always were.  

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Cornyn tweeting out Mussolini quotes and then doubling down on it is peak Trumpian.  

It’s never a good idea to quote Mussolini out of context as a US Senator.  NEVER. 

17 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Cornyn tweeting out Mussolini quotes and then doubling down on it is peak Trumpian.  

It’s never a good idea to quote Mussolini out of context as a US Senator.  NEVER. 

In a normal world...

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

Texas Senate GOP now proposing bills that do not even attempting to hide the intent of voter suppression. Despite the fact that everyone knows the list of supposed noncitizen voters is totally bogus, they would force voter registrars to remove those names from voter rolls without notification of the voters. One of the bills - SB960 - would subject registrars to civil and criminal penalties and give the AG the power to start removal proceedings in the case of noncompliance.

http://www.kut.org/post/gop-bi...ential-noncitizens-voter-rolls

This is fucking criminal. Call your state senators, particularly if they're part of the criminal cartel, errr, I mean GOP.

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Fixed link.

http://www.kut.org/post/gop-bills-would-force-registrars-remove-people-flagged-potential-noncitizens-voter-rolls

And I would say that is pretty fucking stunning, but these people are the lowest of the low.  Pure scum who care nothing for the actual tenants of democracy.  

It's in committee.  Let's see if it make it out.

Live in TX? Call your Senator and do what you can to see that it doesn't.

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a page read a day is too much to ask from an oklahoman

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5 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Texas Senate GOP now proposing bills that do not even attempting to hide the intent of voter suppression. Despite the fact that everyone knows the list of supposed noncitizen voters is totally bogus, they would force voter registrars to remove those names from voter rolls without notification of the voters. One of the bills - SB960 - would subject registrars to civil and criminal penalties and give the AG the power to start removal proceedings in the case of noncompliance.

http://www.kut.org/post/gop-bi...ential-noncitizens-voter-rolls

This is fucking criminal. Call your state senators, particularly if they're part of the criminal cartel, errr, I mean GOP.

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Incredible. The GOP continues to find new ways to sink even lower. The willingness to wallow in their own shit is disgusting and desire to drag the rest of us down into their muck is despicable.

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33 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Text of joint resolution:

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Cliff notes for dimwits from Oklahoma (6 words):

"President Trump's bullshit emergency is over."

 

In case it hasn't been said today, fuck those R traitors on Capitol Hill.

53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

If he were from anywhere else I'd say he was insulting the intelligence of his constituents. As it were, I think he could probably get away with a lot more.

30 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

 

Text of joint resolution:

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Cliff notes for dimwits from Oklahoma (6 words):

"President Trump's bullshit emergency is over."

 

tl;dr

10 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

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So, to recap, we have:

1.) An uncle that has mouthed off about politics around family enough that the rest of them are willing to exclude him from an event;

2.) A business owner who decided to make a political statement and then gets butthurt over losing a customer due to said statment;

3.) Someone whose mom... Said they were wrong?

 

Remember y'all, its the libcucks and the millennials that are the special snowflakes. JFC.

19 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

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Mother fuck yes, just came to post this.
 

 

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Have you heard the My Pillow guy talk about politics?  He could be president someday. 

Pretty sure Posobiec is being trolled. I'm going to write "I was wearing my MAGA shirt when I got totally hammered and shot up a bar.  The socialist liberal hippie owners, rather than getting me help for my problem, are insisting on prosecuting me. 

The R's on opposing the declaration of emergency is surprising.  So far, Murkowski, Collins and Tillis say they'll vote to oppose.  I'm sure one more will come over so I don't think it is a big deal, but why not Romney? He's not up for reelection in forever and its Utah!  His family is a bunch of Godkings there and Trump isn't.  He is in zero danger of blowback.  I'm surprised he hasn't already said he's opposing Trump.

Because Romney's the mormon version of Jeff Flake.

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LOL 2 of those 3 are up for re-election in 18 months.  Very unsurprising that they suddenly will oppose this.  Collins is probably the 2nd most endangered incumbent.  Tillis is probably #3. The only surprise is that Cory Gardner (CO - #1 most likely GOP to flip) must already know he's toast and is just going full MAGA. 

This is Murkowski's 3rd "fuck you" to Republicans because she has a brand in Alaska and already won as a write-in.  No fucks given. 

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Just now, Js1 said:

LOL 2 of those 3 are up for re-election in 18 months.  Very unsurprising that they suddenly will oppose this.  Collins is probably the 2nd most endangered incumbent.  Tillis is probably #3. The only surprise is that Cory Gardner (CO - #1 most likely GOP to flip) must already know he's toast and is just going full MAGA

Gardner is the real reason I'm sure enough R's will come over.  I think he is a lock.

Have you heard the My Pillow guy talk about politics?  He could be president someday. 


I haven’t because he’s clearly a fake Christian huckster using faith to profit. He should read Matthew 23 to start. As should his gullible customers.

His cross necklace unnaturally sticking out of pajama top makes me want to rage. Shameful bastard. He may have the greatest pillow ever and I’ll never no because I don’t support fake Christians.
Great business model if you don’t care about your soul.

A Venn diagram of Christian patriots who violate the most fundamental teaching of Christ and the flag code would have little overlap. All cheap dumb display of symbols to be in a club with no understanding or care for what those symbols stand for.
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When all else fails, shield yourself with dead babies. 

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15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

When all else fails, shield yourself with dead babies. 

He is vile


Cattle futures?


Say what you want about our Sec of Transportation, the heiress of a Taiwanese shipping empire, being married to the Senate Majority Leader, but I won’t allow you to sully the good name of Texas SW Cattle Raisers and the Texas Beef Group. “The only mad cow in Texas is Oprah...and maybe the Rose Law firm...and Bill and Hillary”
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

He is the worst person in government.  Bar none.  Fuck dotus, fuck Steve King, whoever.  McConnell is the absolute top of the shitbag pyramid.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

the entire conservative platform is that liberals need to rein in government/illegals/whatever because when conservatives get in charge they do bad things.  it's just the pj o'rourke quote in action. 

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

In terms of his misdeeds they omit campaign finance violations at the discretion of DOTUS and lying to Congress to align with DOTUS's messaging on Trump Tower Moscow deal.  You know, that carrot meant to be tallest skyscraper in Europe and biggest deal in DOTUS ife?  That one?

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He is the worst person in government.  Bar none.  Fuck dotus, fuck Steve King, whoever.  McConnell is the absolute top of the shitbag pyramid.

I'd still put Dotus as enemy #1 but McConnell is 1A.  

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