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4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

the entire conservative platform is that liberals need to rein in government/illegals/whatever because when conservatives get in charge they do bad things.  it's just the pj o'rourke quote in action. 

Some hyperbole here but it’s shadows of the Nazi victim complex.  We wouldn’t have all these problems if we could just get rid of the democrats.   We wouldn’t have to break the law if the democrats would just submit to our will.  

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9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

mike pence hopes to meet him

18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

hahahaha

Would be amazing if Gaetz got slapped with obstruction by Mueller. Fuck him so much.

lol @ the idea that the Republican cop is going to do anything to any sitting Republicans

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is this witness intimidation?

 

yes, that is textbook witness intimidation, and unbecoming of a member of congress. this is where we are as a country. this is absurd, and it isn't even that big of a deal in today's climate.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

He is the worst person in government.  Bar none.  Fuck dotus, fuck Steve King, whoever.  McConnell is the absolute top of the shitbag pyramid.

He fucking relishes that role, too. 

Like Verna said in Miller's Crossing..."I've never met anyone who made being a son of a bitch such a point of pride" .

One of the Pod Save America guys called Gaetz a human frat paddle.

Most apt description ever.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'd still put Dotus as enemy #1 but McConnell is 1A.  

No.

DOTUS is a fucking moron.  An ineffective moron who succeeds because he has a complicit party behind him.

McConnell has been doing this shit under 2 presidents.   And allows Trump to succeed because he leads the complicit Senate majority. 

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10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is this witness intimidation?

 

I have to give credit to the GOP. Even though I already think they are dirtbag traitors to our country, they still surprise me sometimes. Holy shit. 

 

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

One of the Pod Save America guys called Gaetz a human frat paddle.

Most apt description ever.

That guy either Vietor or Pfeiffer is fantastic.  Great description

13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is this witness intimidation?

 

4.9K comments. That ratio

13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is this witness intimidation?

 

Where has Anon been lately? Not QAnon folks, but old school Anonymous who would relish the idea of putting this fuck on blast. Back in my day.....

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No.

DOTUS is a fucking moron.  An ineffective moron who succeeds because he has a complicit party behind him.

McConnell has been doing this shit under 2 presidents.   And allows Trump to succeed because he leads the complicit Senate majority. 

Exactly. 

Man I really fucking hate turtles now. Used to like em. 

Fuck you Benedict Mitch. 

18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is this witness intimidation?

 

I've come to despise this penis wrinkle in almost record time. 

Matt Gaetz hasn't made fireworks once in his toad life and never will.

Matt Gaetz just committed a slam dunk crime on Twitter. 

JFC McConnell--"voter fraud".  It wasn't "voter" fraud.  It was campaign staffer fraud.

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is this witness intimidation?

 

Very normal and very cool

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The party of hold my beer.

Shitty mass produced beer made with corn syrup.

“I wasn’t driving drunk! I was just moving the steering wheel after drinking beer!”

And the fucker isn’t even on the Oversight Committee!

Can Schiff or someone charge him?

Looking forward to all the Republicans in Congress that will denounce Gaetz's comments.

Any minute now...

Patience...

 

 

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The party of hold my beer.

I liked beer. I still like beer!

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Looking forward to all the Republicans in Congress that will denounce Gaetz's comments.

Any minute now...

Patience...

 

 

brows are considering furrowing AS I TYPE

why the fuck do they all use so much product in their hair

 

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

why the fuck do they all use so much product in their hair

 

Watched Wall Street too many times,  or too many episodes of Jersey Shores.

why the fuck do they all use so much product in their hair
 

Probably to compensate for their small penis.

Incredible stuff.

The party of “the rule of law” is literally shitting on laws by the second.

Poor ole Matt. He showed up at the marketplace of ideas without a product.

9 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Incredible stuff.

The party of “the rule of law” is literally shitting on laws by the second.

Let's reference the chart:

 

Whoever Matt Gaetz’s lawyer is, assuming that putz has one on retainer, just poured himself a really stiff scotch as he reached for his cell phone. 

As that UT prof in that article said, its the last line that kills him.  She’s about to learn a lot...

Just ties it all together. Kind of like the Dude’s rug really tied the room together. 

45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Poor ole Matt. He showed up at the marketplace of ideas without a product.

Correction: Too much product...in his hair...to POOP on!

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19 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The goat rodeo that is the GOP in one short video. 

 

Who is this "we" he's referring to? Is he say that his witness tampering testing tweet part of a broader effort including others to discourage Cohen's testimony? Or does he just have an outsized sense of his own importance?

Gaetz isn't even on the Oversight Committee. He's clearly either a) peacocking to try and get noticed by Trump or b) a lackey following orders to tweet and mock Cohen and muddy shit up. 

Either way, dude needs his ass kicked. 

 

46 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Either way, dude needs his ass kicked. 

 

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