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#13801

SEC squabbles not going away. At least it’s appropriately confined to the Trump thread.

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#13805
15 minutes ago, Underdog said:

"If you ain't molesting, you ain't trying" - B1G Fans

The problem is that no B1G fan ever said that. Nice try, though. 

#13810
47 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

“If you ain’t cheatin,’ you ain’t tryin.’”  -  SEC fans

I thought it was "If you ain't fuckin', you ain't family."  -SEC fans

#13812
2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Can’t be this touchy on a message board when you’re a fan of a big 10 school. Leave that to your coaches and staff.

Coaches’ and doctors’ staffs are the problem

#13813
36 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I thought it was "If you ain't fuckin', you ain't family."  -SEC fans

Saves on monogramed towels and such. 

#13814
2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The fans might not say it but some of their biggest programs do it. 

What, that you can't spell incest without SEC?

#13817

sometimes the stupid burns, sometimes not. eh. kind of just blah today my friends. anyway, almost through my no nuke friday my G's. you will too when the time is right. 

 

#13819
19 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I know, I corrected myself above. I'm an idoit.

 

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#13825

good thing these idiots weren't around when the polio vaccine rolled out

had lunch with a buddy last week, he told me he's ready to quit is $175k/year job if his refinery makes the vaccine mandatory. i told him he was insane lol

#13826
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

good thing these idiots weren't around when the polio vaccine rolled out

had lunch with a buddy last week, he told me he's ready to quit is $175k/year job if his refinery makes the vaccine mandatory. i told him he was insane lol

Your buddy probably already has the vaccine, but he's way too committed now to tell people. Doing so would be tacit admission that the virus that he's spent 18 months diminishing was a little more serious than he let on. Plus, wouldn't want to give an smug liberal like you the satisfaction!

#13827
13 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Your buddy probably already has the vaccine, but he's way too committed now to tell people. Doing so would be tacit admission that the virus that he's spent 18 months diminishing was a little more serious than he let on. Plus, wouldn't want to give an smug liberal like you the satisfaction!

last year, he used to bring another co worker to lunch. he was pure loon - every young person is a commie socialist and he'd argue with them at the refinery about it. trump is the greatest president ever and he'd argue with those young engineers about voting for obama !!! he bragged about being disruptive at work about masks. a couple of those young commie engineers talked to the corporate hotline about his constant need of being hostile at work. corporate followed up with some other co workers and he was shit canned. good luck finding another job in beaumont / port arthur that pays $200k/year, with a pension. 

#13828
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

last year, he used to bring another co worker to lunch. he was pure loon - every young person is a commie socialist and he'd argue with them at the refinery about it. trump is the greatest president ever and he'd argue with those young engineers about voting for obama !!! he bragged about being disruptive at work about masks. a couple of those young commie engineers talked to the corporate hotline about his constant need of being hostile at work. corporate followed up with some other co workers and he was shit canned. good luck finding another job in beaumont / port arthur that pays $200k/year, with a pension. 

Getting fired and going bankrupt to own the Libs! 

#13829
3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

DEATH CULT

Every one of those fucking idiots probably considers themselves to be "good Christians", but they give absolutely no fucks about their fellow human beings.  None.  

 

#13830
33 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Your buddy probably already has the vaccine, but he's way too committed now to tell people. Doing so would be tacit admission that the virus that he's spent 18 months diminishing was a little more serious than he let on. Plus, wouldn't want to give an smug liberal like you the satisfaction!

You’re probably wrong.

#13831
42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

good thing these idiots weren't around when the polio vaccine rolled out

This times a million.  These fuckers would have shut down the polio vaccine, probably justifying it with something like "It's God's will whether you get polio or not!"

#13833
22 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Getting fired and going bankrupt to own the Libs! 

 

he asked me to help him find a job, i played dumb. told him i didnt know anyone hiring

 

#13835
8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he asked me to help him find a job, i played dumb. told him i didnt know anyone hiring

 

So he wants to quit a great paying job, give up his insurance and not get the vaccine....all during a pandemic when a fraction of the earth has been vaccinated and where the virus is still evolving. 

Dude sounds cunning AF. 

#13836
3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So he wants to quit a great paying job, give up his insurance and not get the vaccine....all during a pandemic when a fraction of the earth has been vaccinated and where the virus is still evolving. 

Dude sounds cunning AF. 

 

he was laid off / fired, he didn't quit (buddy's co worker). my buddy is thinking hard about leaving if the vaccine becomes mandatory. two different people 

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#13837
4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

considering I only have one living grandparent left I wouldn't mind if FN actually told their viewers to do this. Would save a shitload in SS money

#13838
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he was laid off / fired, he didn't quit (buddy's co worker). my buddy is thinking hard about leaving if the vaccine becomes mandatory. two different people 

Maybe they can go into business together.  Stupid Motherfuckers LLC -or- Dumb Cunt Enterprises -or- I Am A Pathetic Whiny Mentally Inept Fat Child Inc.

#13839
37 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Every one of those fucking idiots probably considers themselves to be "good Christians", but they give absolutely no fucks about their fellow human beings.  None.  

Lack of caring isn’t the issue. Anti-vaxxers don’t oppose vaccines because they give no fucks. It’s actually the opposite: they’re convinced that vaccines are harmful and that they’re helping people by fighting vaccination efforts.

The problem is not that they don’t care. It’s that they’re gullible and have fallen for bullshit pseudoscience and care too much about an issue that they’re just flat wrong about.

#13840
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

good thing these idiots weren't around when the polio vaccine rolled out

had lunch with a buddy last week, he told me he's ready to quit is $175k/year job if his refinery makes the vaccine mandatory. i told him he was insane lol

Have to ask, who picked up the tab? 

#13842

Unless the U.S. figures out how to battle the Maga information bubble, this country is through.  A full 1/3 of our country doesn't think Biden is the legitimate POTUS. 

WE.  ARE.  DONE.

#13844
10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Unless the U.S. figures out how to battle the Maga information bubble, this country is through.  A full 1/3 of our country doesn't think Biden is the legitimate POTUS. 

WE.  ARE.  DONE.

Weaponized stupidity is destroying the country.

#13845
8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Unless the U.S. figures out how to battle the Maga information bubble, this country is through.  A full 1/3 of our country doesn't think Biden is the legitimate POTUS. 

WE.  ARE.  DONE.

The country, as a whole is much saner than some individual red states.  Can turn this around by winning state races in those states.

 

#13846
8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Unless the U.S. figures out how to battle the Maga information bubble, this country is through.  A full 1/3 of our country doesn't think Biden is the legitimate POTUS. 

WE.  ARE.  DONE.

Just enjoy the ride buddy and focus on yourself. . I’m working on my landscape painting and heavily dabbling in black tar heroin. So while our country is collapsing, I’m discovering new and interesting things about myself. 

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#13848
Unless the U.S. figures out how to battle the Maga information bubble, this country is through.  A full 1/3 of our country doesn't think Biden is the legitimate POTUS. 
WE.  ARE.  DONE.

We are trying to fight a fascist autocrat movement by democratic means. You can’t win when your opponent opts out of all the rules except “win at all costs.”

Thus, the ledge.
#13849
57 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Unless the U.S. figures out how to battle the Maga information bubble, this country is through.  A full 1/3 of our country doesn't think Biden is the legitimate POTUS. 

WE.  ARE.  DONE.

I’d be curious how many vote 

#13850
30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


We are trying to fight a fascist autocrat movement by democratic means. You can’t win when your opponent opts out of all the rules except “win at all costs.”

Thus, the ledge.

yes, but unlike previous fascist movements this one is being lead by the absolute dumbest and uneducated people one could assemble. I'm no history buff so perhaps I'm wrong, but I think we're in uncharted territory here.

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