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#14251
2 hours ago, formermav43 said:

Custodians would have been cool. It’s 1) alliterative 2) maintains the -dians ending (which seems to be the only criteria they considered) and 3) reflects the only occupation most residents of Ohio are qualified for. 

Maybe you could hire them out to clean up this two horse town.

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#14254

Yeah, I was totally dodging that sick burn referencing a sign in a random Texas town that was removed over half a century ago. You caught me. 

#14256
6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You all were just being shallow, petty bitches. It’s no coincidence that no one criticizing the name change offered up an alternative name that they would have approved of or thought was cool because there’s no such thing. You’re just bitching about Cleveland for the sake of bitching about Cleveland. You like to pretend you’re not racist but do you want to acknowledge the history of your alma mater? Probably not. 

 

1.  Literally the first post I linked suggested that the name was especially terrible "because of the alternatives."

2.  I didn't attend UT.

3.  Wow, you're a stupid fuck.

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#14257

Grown man (presumably) has feelings hurt because people on a Texas message board said mean things about Cleveland.

 

#14259
On 7/24/2021 at 2:43 PM, cactusflinthead said:

 

Imagine that back windshield being the last thing you ever see as she mindlessly backs into you.

#14260
Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Their food probably sucks anyway.

I tend to agree. It’s the “no food for you” messaging that is twisted, and consistent with Seinfeld’s soup nutbar.

#14262
5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

1.  Literally the first post I linked suggested that the name was especially terrible "because of the alternatives."

2.  I didn't attend UT.

3.  Wow, you're a stupid fuck.

What alternatives? I read the thread. I saw no alternatives. Would you have preferred the Cleveland Spiders? They were a pro team in the late 19th century. I didn’t see anyone proposing that alternative. And of course you would’ve ridiculed that too.

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I think it’s a good thing that Cleveland ditched the Indians name and the blatantly racist caricature of Chief Wahoo. I think I’m standing on pretty firm ground here.

If you don’t like it then maybe go spend more time in the “Hood fights” and “My new favorite subreddit” threads. Because those are good looks.

Btw, pass any draconian voter suppression bills lately? Come on, man. Grow up.

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#14263
12 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s no coincidence that no one criticizing the name change offered up an alternative name that they would have approved of or thought was cool because there’s no such thing.

IMO, the Cleveland Spiders is a much better name, a great logo, and everyone is afraid of spiders (other than you maniacs who play with them).

Cy Young was a Cleveland Spider.  But the Guardians works for me.

#14265
23 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Says the guy who negged me for applauding Cleveland changing the racist name of their baseball team. I’m not sure we should take you seriously. 

Look, I'm not against the name change, but it's not a racist name. Injun? Probably. But then you'd better not read Huck Finn. 

If you get bent out of shape over the word "Indian" then the real world isn't for you.

#14266
5 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Look, I'm not against the name change, but it's not a racist name. Injun? Probably. But then you'd better not read Huck Finn. 

If you get bent out of shape over the word "Indian" then the real world isn't for you.

Maybe you’ve watched too many cowboy movies. Of course it’s racist. It’s bad enough that we stole their land. There’s no going back from that. But if the native Americans are against it then I’m inclined to take their side. (Newsflash: they’re not Indian.) And if you didn’t find Chief Wahoo offensive then there’s something seriously wrong with you. 

#14267
44 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What alternatives? I read the thread. I saw no alternatives. Would you have preferred the Cleveland Spiders? They were a pro team in the late 19th century. I didn’t see anyone proposing that alternative. And of course you would’ve ridiculed that too.

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I think it’s a good thing that Cleveland ditched the Indians name and the blatantly racist caricature of Chief Wahoo. I think I’m standing on pretty firm ground here.

If you don’t like it then maybe go spend more time in the “Hood fights” and “My new favorite subreddit” threads. Because those are good looks.

Btw, pass any draconian voter suppression bills lately? Come on, man. Grow up.

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that’s a bad ass logo 

#14270
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Imagine that back windshield being the last thing you ever see as she mindlessly backs into you.

My mind would flash to this as I lay there dying

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#14271
17 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Maybe you’ve watched too many cowboy movies. Of course it’s racist. It’s bad enough that we stole their land. There’s no going back from that. But if the native Americans are against it then I’m inclined to take their side. (Newsflash: they’re not Indian.) And if you didn’t find Chief Wahoo offensive then there’s something seriously wrong with you. 

Lest we forget, "prairie n------" was/is a racial slur used for Native Americans.

And way too many people these days think of reservations as fucking mini-Las Vegases with casinos and all, when it fact they suck shit through a straw and look like something that's damn near 3rd world.

#14272
7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Lest we forget, "prairie n------" was/is a racial slur used for Native Americans.

And way too many people these days think of reservations as fucking mini-Las Vegases with casinos and all, when it fact they suck shit through a straw and look like something that's are worse than 3rd world.

 

#14273






What alternatives? I read the thread. I saw no alternatives. Would you have preferred the Cleveland Spiders? They were a pro team in the late 19th century. I didn’t see anyone proposing that alternative.


You are a stupid illiterate fucktard:
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/18880-2021-mlb-thread/&do=findComment&comment=3467125

You negged both of these posts.
#14274
2 hours ago, Asithappens said:

Look, I'm not against the name change, but it's not a racist name. Injun? Probably. But then you'd better not read Huck Finn. 

If you get bent out of shape over the word "Indian" then the real world isn't for you.

 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Maybe you’ve watched too many cowboy movies. Of course it’s racist. It’s bad enough that we stole their land. There’s no going back from that. But if the native Americans are against it then I’m inclined to take their side. (Newsflash: they’re not Indian.) And if you didn’t find Chief Wahoo offensive then there’s something seriously wrong with you. 

The term "Indian" can be racist/pejorative but like a lot of words, it depends upon who is using it and why. Many Native Americans still use the word when referring to mixed groups of people from many tribal nations when using specific tribal names would be onerous. The Cleveland American Indian Movement along with other groups have been protesting regarding the baseball team since the 1960s, and yes Chief Wahoo is offensive. Many sports teams have changed their names for a variety of reasons over the last century, so this one was long overdue. The Oilers aren't the Oilers anymore , so now the Cleveland team has a new name, too.

 

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So after giving a loud explanation as to why Biden should be executed for allowing a Mexican caravan into the United States she sat on a chair and a loud crack shot through the air. It was like the hand of God karate chopped the chair. The sound of a chair splintering followed by the sound of 400 pounds of fat slapping the ground.

Poor woman rolled around like a rollie pollie. Her MAGA family did nothing to intervene and the nearest man complained he recently threw out his back and couldn't intervene. Finally as my kids were giggling and I attempted to hold in my laughter, I Approached MAGA-sorus yelling at my blonde blue eyed children in Spanish not to laugh at the fat lady.

I am pretty sure they understood "Gordita" as I broke out in laughter and helped lift up the very vocal but severally obese MAGA woman.

 

 

#14278
8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:





 

 


You are a stupid illiterate fucktard:
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/18880-2021-mlb-thread/&do=findComment&comment=3467125

You negged both of these posts.

 

You’re a jackass who isn’t getting enough oxygen to his brain. Ohioans wasn’t serious and Spiders wasn’t a serious possibility either. And it would’ve been derided here if that was the choice and you know it. There used to be a negro league team called the Cleveland Buckeyes. If not for trademark protections; that alternative would’ve made your collective heads explode. Stop pretending that your campaign against all things Ohio is anything other than what it is you phony. Remember when, unprovoked, you said I’d suck Woody’s dick? That was stupid and lame and uncalled for and just typical of the abuse I routinely have to tolerate around here. I’d like to think you’re capable of doing better but apparently I’m wrong about that. So GFY. 

#14280
15 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What alternatives? I read the thread. I saw no alternatives. Would you have preferred the Cleveland Spiders? They were a pro team in the late 19th century. I didn’t see anyone proposing that alternative. And of course you would’ve ridiculed that too.

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14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:





 

 


You are a stupid illiterate fucktard:
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/18880-2021-mlb-thread/&do=findComment&comment=3467125

You negged both of these posts.

 

 

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You’re a jackass who isn’t getting enough oxygen to his brain. Ohioans wasn’t serious and Spiders wasn’t a serious possibility either. And it would’ve been derided here if that was the choice and you know it. There used to be a negro league team called the Cleveland Buckeyes. If not for trademark protections; that alternative would’ve made your collective heads explode. Stop pretending that your campaign against all things Ohio is anything other than what it is you phony. Remember when, unprovoked, you said I’d suck Woody’s dick? That was stupid and lame and uncalled for and just typical of the abuse I routinely have to tolerate around here. I’d like to think you’re capable of doing better but apparently I’m wrong about that. So GFY. 

Now THAT is a dodge.

#14281
7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You’re a jackass who isn’t getting enough oxygen to his brain. Ohioans wasn’t serious and Spiders wasn’t a serious possibility either. And it would’ve been derided here if that was the choice and you know it. There used to be a negro league team called the Cleveland Buckeyes. If not for trademark protections; that alternative would’ve made your collective heads explode. Stop pretending that your campaign against all things Ohio is anything other than what it is you phony. Remember when, unprovoked, you said I’d suck Woody’s dick? That was stupid and lame and uncalled for and just typical of the abuse I routinely have to tolerate around here. I’d like to think you’re capable of doing better but apparently I’m wrong about that. So GFY. 

What a f'n choad. You could stop posting here tomorrow and nobody would give a fuck. Why don't you give it a shot.

#14282
What a f'n choad. You could stop posting here tomorrow and nobody would give a fuck. Why don't you give it a shot.

I’m gonna neg the fuck outta the next Cleveland Guardians post. Don’t make me cut a bitch.
#14286
42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I’m gonna neg the fuck outta the next Cleveland Guardians post. Don’t make me cut a bitch.

I didn’t realize So many people outside of Cleveland gave a shit about what clevelanders named their Cleveland based baseball team?  Like did clevelanders get upset when I renamed by nuts last year?  

#14287
3 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I didn’t realize So many people outside of Cleveland gave a shit about what clevelanders named their Cleveland based baseball team?  Like did clevelanders get upset when I renamed by nuts last year?  

I mean, now I gotta know. What did you call them before, and what's the new name. 

#14291
I mean, now I gotta know. What did you call them before, and what's the new name. 

His left one is James Westfall, and his right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
#14294
12 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:


His left one is James Westfall, and his right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Somewhat related- probably best to listen using a headset 

 

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#14295

Debated about whether to put this in the Karen thread but it's one of those crossover posts so I'm going with Karen Kult Kulture leads woman to believe that driving across the Minnesota Capitol lawn is a valid form of protest....if you're white.

 

#14296
10 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Even better

 

 

 

Ah yes the FBI, that hive of Antifa scum. 
 

#14297
5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Ah yes the FBI, that hive of Antifa scum. 
 

Meanwhile over here we don’t limit your speech so you have to type frick or azz. 

#14298
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Meanwhile over here we don’t limit your speech so you have to type frick or azz. 

lol, they still do that? being a racist piece of shit - absolutely fine. actually typing out the word shit - OVER THE LINE, SMOKEY!

#14299
lol, they still do that? being a racist piece of shit - absolutely fine. actually typing out the word shit - OVER THE LINE, SMOKEY!
The intent behind the words, fine. The words themselves, off limits. A guy could call another guy a piece of shite or that their team is shite. No problem. Call him a piece of shit or that their team is shit, problem.

Allowing the intent but banning the word is so incredibly disingenuous.
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