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It's one thing to know Michele Bachmann is stupid as shit, but it's another to read her own words:

 

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/michele-bachmann-we-will-never-see-a-more-godly-biblical-president-than-trump/

 

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Former Minnesota congresswoman and current Religious Right “pastor to the United Nations” Michele Bachmann was a guest on Jan Markell’s “Understanding The Times” radio program last weekend, where she prayed that God will expose those in the “deep state” who are supposedly working to undermine President Trump, whom she declared to be the most godly and biblical president she has ever seen.

 

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“The deep state are people who have permanent jobs within the federal government,” Bachmann said. “Not everyone is a part of the deep state, but you don’t need everyone. If you have just a hundred people who are in line with the goals to advance cultural and economic Marxism or to advance the goals of Islamic jihad, for instance, and they have jobs within the federal government, they can do very serious damage.”

 

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Bachmann said that Christians must pray that God will expose such forces so that they can be removed from the government.

“This is how I pray,” she said. “I pray according to the scripture which says we need to pray to expose, ask the Lord to expose the hidden deeds of darkness. And he has remarkable ways of doing this, where you can only say it’s the hand of God who exposes the hidden deeds of darkness. And that’s one way I would ask your listeners to pray, to please pray that God would expose these hidden deeds of darkness. And he does. Trust him, he will.”

 

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“In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump,” Bachmann said later in the program. “He is highly biblical and I would say to your listeners [that] we will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetime. So we need to be not only praying for him, we need to support him, in my opinion, in every possible way that we can.”

 

 

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It's one thing to know Michele Bachmann is stupid as shit, but it's another to read her own words:
 
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/michele-bachmann-we-will-never-see-a-more-godly-biblical-president-than-trump/
 
Former Minnesota congresswoman and current Religious Right “pastor to the United Nations” Michele Bachmann was a guest on Jan Markell’s “Understanding The Times” radio program last weekend, where she prayed that God will expose those in the “deep state” who are supposedly working to undermine President Trump, whom she declared to be the most godly and biblical president she has ever seen.
 
“The deep state are people who have permanent jobs within the federal government,” Bachmann said. “Not everyone is a part of the deep state, but you don’t need everyone. If you have just a hundred people who are in line with the goals to advance cultural and economic Marxism or to advance the goals of Islamic jihad, for instance, and they have jobs within the federal government, they can do very serious damage.”
 
Bachmann said that Christians must pray that God will expose such forces so that they can be removed from the government.
“This is how I pray,” she said. “I pray according to the scripture which says we need to pray to expose, ask the Lord to expose the hidden deeds of darkness. And he has remarkable ways of doing this, where you can only say it’s the hand of God who exposes the hidden deeds of darkness. And that’s one way I would ask your listeners to pray, to please pray that God would expose these hidden deeds of darkness. And he does. Trust him, he will.”
 
“In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump,” Bachmann said later in the program. “He is highly biblical and I would say to your listeners [that] we will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetime. So we need to be not only praying for him, we need to support him, in my opinion, in every possible way that we can.”
 
 

It’s true. I could cite you passages from the book of Rawdogging Porn Stars While Your Wife is Pregnant, or the book of Fuck Over Your Honest, Hardworking Contractors, and especially the book of Lying all the Fucking Time, and they’ll back her up. Wait...your Bible doesn’t have those? Commie.
10 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

Did that tree fall on his brain too

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 
 
 
 

It’s true. I could cite you passages from the book of Rawdogging Porn Stars While Your Wife is Pregnant, or the book of Fuck Over Your Honest, Hardworking Contractors, and especially the book of Lying all the Fucking Time, and they’ll back her up. Wait...your Bible doesn’t have those? Commie.

I used to wonder whether these types of politicians actually believed the shit they spew or whether it was a cynical ploy to dupe the rubes or confuse the masses.

While there was a certain comfort in believing they weren't completely out of touch with reality but were only using deception, deflection, or distraction to manipulate the less fortunate, I'm coming around to the belief aome actually believe the shit they say.

That, my friends, seems a much more dangerous path down the decision tree.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's one thing to know Michele Bachmann is stupid as shit, but it's another to read her own words:

“In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump,” Bachmann said later in the program. “He is highly biblical and I would say to your listeners [that] we will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetim e.

 

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That Bachmann quote tripped me out. The Evangelicals are now through the looking-glass.

Isiah 5:20 "Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"

 

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I don't think I've ever heard the word "biblical" used as an adjective to describe a person before. 

'Man, that Michael Jordan is so biblical.'

42 minutes ago, troph said:


He’s got one. He won’t lose but he will have a challenger in Weld.

I guess we can amend that to "serious primary challengers."

just goes to prove that you believe what you want to believe.   trump is the least christian president we've ever had in our history yet the fundamentalists are calling him biblical and of all things godly.  i cant believe how they could possibly spin any of his unconstitutional, unethical actions into godly.

29 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I guess we can amend that to "serious primary challengers."

He's a serious primary challenger.  The Republican Party is not a serious party.

3 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Isn't Bachmann the one who used to be a witch?

No that was Christine O'Donnell.

Bachmann is the one with the crazy eyes and the gay husband.

16 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

just goes to prove that you believe what you want to believe.   trump is the least christian president we've ever had in our history yet the fundamentalists are calling him biblical and of all things godly.  i cant believe how they could possibly spin any of his unconstitutional, unethical actions into godly.

I think it shows how scared they are.  They know they have to fire up the rubes in any way possible in order to keep the Rs in power.

42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No that was Christine O'Donnell.

Bachmann is the one with the crazy eyes and the gay husband.

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I’ll buy a table if I can punch traitor tot in his stupid fucking face. 

His LGBT record was atrocious. A 0.0 from the human rights campaign 

and a big gaybo to boot

 

Oh, another closeted GOP hypocrite who doesn't mind sucking gay face once they are out of office? I'm so surprised. 

It's almost as if the only reason people hate homosexuals is because they're burying their own deep seeded reality.

On 4/17/2019 at 10:16 AM, Js1 said:

His LGBT record was atrocious. A 0.0 from the human rights campaign 

 and a big gaybo to boot

 

i just went to that dude's instagram...if he was closeted before, that had to be the worst kept secret ever.

4 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

It's almost as if the only reason people hate homosexuals is because they're burying their own deep seeded reality.

*deep-seated.

Just now, sidis said:

*deep-seated.

Maybe he was talking about how deep they shoot their seed up some other guys ass. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Maybe he was talking about how deep they shoot their seed up some other guys ass. 

Go on

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Maybe he was talking about how deep they shoot their seed up some other guys ass. 

Yeah....that's exactly where my mind went when I read that.

Sick bastards.

On 4/17/2019 at 10:16 AM, Js1 said:

His LGBT record was atrocious. A 0.0 from the human rights campaign 

and a big gaybo to boot

 

The same guy who decorated his office after Downton Abbey?  “Schocking.”

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

The challenger in that race has an uphill climb.  I mean, if Hunter is convicted, his popularity among the GOP base is going to go up a solid 3-5%.

The depths of stupidity from Trumpkins in this year of 2019 are simply unplumbable.

On 4/16/2019 at 8:47 AM, Js1 said:

No that was Christine O'Donnell.

Bachmann is the one with the crazy eyes and the gay husband.

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 That pent up ball of bat-shit crazy has a likely outlet the hubs just does not meet.   So, would.

57 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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 That pent up ball of bat-shit crazy has a likely outlet the hubs just does not meet.   So, would.

 

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8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

 

Dont think its possible to write write a better description of what a Trumpublican is than that.  A congressman, who is soon to be a felon, faking something to rile up the base about brown people.  10/10.  This is today’s Republican Party.  

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

He could've pulled it off too if Playa Pacifica on Mission Bay even slightly resembled the Rio Grande.  

14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Duncan Hunter Demonstrates Ease of Border Crossing by Entering Temecula-Area Taco Bell

 
 
Dont think its possible to write write a better description of what a Trumpublican is than that.  A congressman, who is soon to be a felon, faking something to rile up the base about brown people.  10/10.  This is today’s Republican Party.  

You could an act sexual assault and/or a solicitation of homosexual sexual activity depending on previous rhetoric on family values and gay bashing.

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So they're fine with foreign election meddling but want to crack down on Illegals potentially voting despite a lack of evidence of its occurrence while supporting voter surpression. The democrats have plenty to campaign on. 

15 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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 That pent up ball of bat-shit crazy has a likely outlet the hubs just does not meet.   So, would.

Haha, the joke is on the Democrats. That's a dude.

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Duncan Hunter is appalled and outraged that people from New Mexico can just walk into Colorado.

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Duncan Hunter is appalled and outraged that people from New Mexico can just walk into Colorado.

Can you back that up or are you just posting propaganda? 

18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

From what I know about this dowfart, I can almost guarantee he paid for those air pods with campaign money or wrote a bad check for them.

Can you back that up or are you just posting propaganda? 

Dumb dum dum dum dummmmbb

"Smack my taint with a cane.  Now call me Barbara and stand on my face with bare feet."

Beto did too well in 2018.   Time to discourage voting.

https://www.npr.org/2019/04/22/714950127/after-democrats-surged-in-2018-republican-run-states-eye-new-curbs-on-voting?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20190422

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Texas: from misdemeanor to felony

Texas Senate Bill 9 — which was recently approved by the state Senate and is under consideration by the legislature — would make it a felony, punishable by jail time, for anyone who provides false information on a voter registration form or casts a ballot when they are ineligible, even if it's by mistake.

Voting groups in the state say they are concerned this effort could result in jail time for people who don't properly fill out their voter registration forms. Currently, providing false information on an application is a misdemeanor.

"If Senate Bill 9 passes, a person who makes a simple mistake — puts the wrong ZIP code on a voter registration card — could be prosecuted, fined and even put in jail," said Kathy Miller, president of the Texas Freedom Network, which registers young voters, among other things.

Of course in the meantime, our state AG still hasn’t had his criminal case go to trial.

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