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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#20403
11 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Everyone owes it to themselves to watch Contrapoints

Not a huge fan of watching anything on YouTube, but I read her Wiki article and she sounds talented AF. Maybe I'll make my son watch her videos someday when he's older. 

#20404
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Not a huge fan of watching anything on YouTube, but I read her Wiki article and she sounds talented AF. Maybe I'll make my son watch her videos someday when he's older. 

Her stuff is great. You don't really have to sit and watch it intently the whole time, it's pretty easy to have on while you're doing chores or working in the garage or whatever. 

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#20405
Just now, wildcat09 said:

Her stuff is great. You don't really have to sit and watch it intently the whole time, it's pretty easy to have on while you're doing chores or working in the garage or whatever. 

I mean, I try not to do any of those things either. 

#20406

Holy crap. Dr Steve Goatse, who we remember from his right wing dollars paying for various BS election lawsuits and what not, is not some keyed in R activist taking advantage of the uneducated rubes. He’s is just run of the mill retarded. 
 

 


 

 

#20407
21 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Holy crap. Dr Steve Goatse, who we remember from his right wing dollars paying for various BS election lawsuits and what not, is not some keyed in R activist taking advantage of the uneducated rubes. He’s is just run of the mill retarded. 
 

 


 

 

Will boosters contain the latest security patches? 

#20408
2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Will boosters contain the latest security patches? 

And for the olds, did their version of the vaccine come in large-type, like a jitterbug phone with 5G, and maybe an aol email address?

#20412
46 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Holy crap. Dr Steve Goatse, who we remember from his right wing dollars paying for various BS election lawsuits and what not, is not some keyed in R activist taking advantage of the uneducated rubes. He’s is just run of the mill retarded. 
 

This has got to be legit. He has an infographic and everything. 

Grandpa heard some tech buzzwords and made a mishmash of them. Only thing he failed to mention was the cloud which appeared prominently in his infographic. He probably figured that was an ai thought bubble.


 

 

 

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#20413
16 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Blueberry muffins are a Zionist conspiracy to give us all Bluetooth so they can use the Bluetooth to remotely control our minds.  It’s why you have to chew your red pills to make sure you get rid of the Bluetooth.  

Otherwise, the jewish space lasers will get us all.

#20415
31 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And for the olds, did their version of the vaccine come in large-type, like a jitterbug phone with 5G, and maybe an aol email address?

Mine did, but it was a hassle because I don't dial onto the AOL anymore, so all of my emails went to the wrong places.

#20418

Somebody, please 'splain to me like I'm a 5th grader.  Does this mean they smell the end is nigh and are turning on one another to garner status on what's left on top of the rubble?  I've said for years there were three distinct tranches of Trump/MAGA folks...but this at least rises to the point of vitriol, though short of violence.  There's a playbook already written about how to get the middle third to eliminate the right third by the left(er) third.  I've been thinking about it for a long while.  Maybe this is a flashpoint?  I dunno, let's at least begin the dialogue.  Seems as helpful as anything else we do on here.  How do you get the "We are sick of being shamed at work/home/community of just being pro-America MAGA folks because of violent dumb asses like you who deny all the bad shit going down" to rise up and liquidate their own?  

#20420

Anyone who falls for that transphobic bullshit should be removed from their position. But i suspect he will be the next Superintendent

#20421
1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

Blueberry muffins are a Zionist conspiracy to give us all Bluetooth so they can use the Bluetooth to remotely control our minds.  It’s why you have to chew your red pills to make sure you get rid of the Bluetooth.  

 

fuck you asshole, now i want a blueberry muffin !

#20422
31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Ricky Gervais Lol GIF

 

 

 

i used to play golf with a guy, he was very soft in the head / off. one of his 'things', his outfits had to all be the same color. shirt / pants / shoes / belt / cap. 

he was very good golfer 

#20423
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

And for the olds, did their version of the vaccine come in large-type, like a jitterbug phone with 5G, and maybe an aol email address?

and all the pictures on their camera roll are upside down. 

#20424
1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Holy crap. Dr Steve Goatse, who we remember from his right wing dollars paying for various BS election lawsuits and what not, is not some keyed in R activist taking advantage of the uneducated rubes. He’s is just run of the mill retarded. 
 

 


 

 

Damnit. My connection appears to be down. How do I go about unplugging myself and then plugging myself back in again? What’s the number for tech support?

#20425
Somebody, please 'splain to me like I'm a 5th grader.  Does this mean they smell the end is nigh and are turning on one another to garner status on what's left on top of the rubble?  I've said for years there were three distinct tranches of Trump/MAGA folks...but this at least rises to the point of vitriol, though short of violence.  There's a playbook already written about how to get the middle third to eliminate the right third by the left(er) third.  I've been thinking about it for a long while.  Maybe this is a flashpoint?  I dunno, let's at least begin the dialogue.  Seems as helpful as anything else we do on here.  How do you get the "We are sick of being shamed at work/home/community of just being pro-America MAGA folks because of violent dumb asses like you who deny all the bad shit going down" to rise up and liquidate their own?  
This is modern America man; t-shirts and flags.

You'll need to workshop it though.

Make Maga For All Americans Again.

Maga loves the blacks, we just don't like nigg#$s

Maga for legal Mexicans!

Make Affordable Lawncare with Mexicans great again.


#20426
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Damnit. My connection appears to be down. How do I go about unplugging myself and then plugging myself back in again? What’s the number for tech support?

 

my connection seems to only be plugged into kinky milf porn. odd

#20427
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

my connection seems to only be plugged into kinky milf porn. odd

If you could share a connection, that’d be great. I love kinky MILF porn. 

#20428
1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you could share a connection, that’d be great. I love kinky MILF porn. 

 

on a serious note, there seems to be a very dangerous risk of getting stuck in dryers. i had no fucking clue !

#20429
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

my connection seems to only be plugged into kinky milf porn. odd

Get out of my connection!!!

#20431
23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i used to play golf with a guy, he was very soft in the head / off. one of his 'things', his outfits had to all be the same color. shirt / pants / shoes / belt / cap. 

he was very good golfer 

Plus he'd kick somebody's ass if the cops weren't there.

#20440
25 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

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lol, I'm pretty out of shape but the only one of them that even mildly intimidates me is second from the left (despite the fanny pack). the least terrifying is to his right. he must be the mastermind. he's the only that wore a jacket

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#20441
On 9/22/2022 at 5:12 PM, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Holy crap. Dr Steve Goatse, who we remember from his right wing dollars paying for various BS election lawsuits and what not, is not some keyed in R activist taking advantage of the uneducated rubes. He’s is just run of the mill retarded. 
 

 


 

 

Wait, we are all plugged in to the internet 24/7 and I still can’t get the Longhorn Network??  Fuck!

#20449
8 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Is that a tactical fannypack on 2nd from the left?  Do not fuck with him!!

Pos rep.  Astute observation.  And yes, I'm stealing "Tactical Fannypack" for my band name and not giving you a dime.

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