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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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The most delicious crawfish ever is on the way in about 18 months. The GOP will throw Trump under the bus trying to restore perception as the party of law and order and all that bullsh. They'll say they supported his policies because they were GOP policies and fuck the libs, but they'll shit all over him as a person. "We didn't know he had committed all these crimes." Etc.

Can't wait to see how all his retarded supporters on here react then.

1 minute ago, texastough said:

The most delicious crawfish ever is on the way in about 18 months. The GOP will throw Trump under the bus trying to restore perception as the party of law and order and all that bullsh. They'll say they supported his policies because they were GOP policies and fuck the libs, but they'll shit all over him as a person. "We didn't know he had committed all these crimes." Etc.

Can't wait to see how all his retarded supporters on here react then.

That's never going to happen.  The mark never admits to being conned.  They'll just pretend it never happened and get on down the road.

3 minutes ago, texastough said:

The most delicious crawfish ever is on the way in about 18 months. The GOP will throw Trump under the bus trying to restore perception as the party of law and order and all that bullsh. They'll say they supported his policies because they were GOP policies and fuck the libs, but they'll shit all over him as a person. "We didn't know he had committed all these crimes." Etc.

Can't wait to see how all his retarded supporters on here react then.

i sort of thought this was where we were going, but i've changed my mind.  there are too many jim jordans and matt gaetzs that have made themselves be the heirs and keep everything pointed in the same direction.

2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

i sort of thought this was where we were going, but i've changed my mind.  there are too many jim jordans and matt gaetzs that have made themselves be the heirs and keep everything pointed in the same direction.

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They're not going to disown him when he wins the 2020 election because Biden won't get out the youth vote.

8 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

That's never going to happen.  The mark never admits to being conned.  They'll just pretend it never happened and get on down the road.

Democrats in 2021: "Well, back when you were supporting Donald Trump --"

GOP: Image result for i don't know her gif

37 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

i sort of thought this was where we were going, but i've changed my mind.  there are too many jim jordans and matt gaetzs that have made themselves be the heirs and keep everything pointed in the same direction.

The Jim Jordans and Matt Gaetzes will not be in power down the road.   They are shitty people, sure, but they aren’t evil enough like the Mitch McConnells.  

2 hours ago, Grandioso said:

 

According to Gallup the President's approval rating this past month with 19-28 year olds was 28%

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

The Jim Jordans and Matt Gaetzes will not be in power down the road.   They are shitty people, sure, but they aren’t evil enough like the Mitch McConnells.  

Seems to me McConnell is in the best position right now to have legitimate leverage on Trump.  

Good thing there’s no way McConnell is compromised by the Chinese government.

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Seems to me McConnell is in the best position right now to have legitimate leverage on Trump.  

Good thing there’s no way McConnell is compromised by the Chinese government.

That's pretty cynical. Mitch would have married her even if she wasn't a gazillionaire that pays for every election.

The guy in the baseball hat with sunglasses on the bill is named Murf King.  They asked Murf to stop wearing ball caps to council meetings, but that was a fool's errand.  Nobody stops Murf from being Murf.

 

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42 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

According to Gallup the President's approval rating this past month with 19-28 year olds was 28%

and if both of 'em vote, watch out!

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4 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

That's pretty cynical. Mitch would have married her even if she wasn't a gazillionaire that pays for every election.

I’m sure Mitch would have been the single biggest bad faith democracy destroying POS without being influenced by China...

Where did all of McConnell’s money come from again?  

There’s no way China would want to protect Russia as they attacked our presidential election and there’s no evidence McConnell did anything to help Russia in the 2016 election. 

/sarcasm 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

These people are not American 

 

Wow but not a surprise.

What will be a surprise is if Democrats use this as a tool to be elected.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

The guy in the baseball hat with sunglasses on the bill is named Murf King.  They asked Murf to stop wearing ball caps to council meetings, but that was a fool's errand.  Nobody stops Murf from being Murf.

 

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All that's missing from this photo is a big cooler of Brawndo in the corner. 

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

These people are not American 

 

Trump’s evil pet turtle knows that the only way the republicans can win in 2020 is to steal the election with the help of foreign interference. So this legislation will not pass until the evil pet turtle is no longer in charge of the senate. 

5 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

He's not wrong.

He’s also minimizing it. The republican brand with the under 30 crowd is absolutely toxic. You might as well claim you beat your girlfriend or wife. 

^^ What is this principled "Reagan Conservative" this man self-identifies as? Is he a traveler of time? Some magick golem?

 

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Remember when McConnell and Rand lifted the Russian Sanctions for an oligarch that interfered in the 2016 election?  

...and then the oligarch invested $200 million for an aluminum plant in Kentucky?  

Crazy that same oligarch was Manafort’s backchannel to Putin during the 2016 election. Same oligarch was laundering money with Manafort.  

Weird right? 

18 hours ago, Pancho said:

These people are not American 

 

I left the Republican Party when Palin was made the VP nominee. 

 

I'm not some extreme Hillary Clinton-loving leftist who wants there to be 75 gender pronouns. I just want sanity and decency. I want democracy. 

 

Every elected Republican in Washington who didn't call for the immediate impeachment of Trump after he said he was open to again using help from an adversarial country to win the election is Anti-American. 

 

Whoever raised a Trump supporter failed as a parent and failed huge. 

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This coming from the dude that gave the 1% the biggest government handout. 

I  absolutely cannot wait to eat a bowl of asparagus and drink a 12 pack of shitty bud light, then take a giant piss on McConnell’s grave.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This coming from the dude that gave the 1% the biggest government handout. 

Back in the day, we used to tar and feather people for much less. It might be time to bring that back into vogue. 

And as much as I despise the criminal in chief, I don’t necessarily think throwing him in Rikers is the right course. He has the support of a fairly significant minority of this country, and even though its absolutely deserved, throwing former presidents in jail is not necessarily the right way to approach things.

Tarring and feathering though, is just what guys like trump and his evil pet turtle absolutely deserve and can go a long way to restoring this Country. Its absolutely humiliating, and something guys like those deserve to be subjected to to deter future trump and evil pet turtles should look to if they choose to betray their oaths to support the constitution and fuck this country over. 

Maybe if Nixon had been forced to suffer the humiliation of going to jail, future presidents would have been a little more circumspect in their behavior while in office. 

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Good thing Trump doesn’t have to worry about getting disbarred after leaving office like Nixon and Clinton.

On 6/13/2019 at 2:34 PM, SimonBolivar said:

They're not going to disown him when he wins the 2020 election because Biden won't get out the youth vote.

 

The 77-year old Biden won't get out the youth vote, whereas the 75 year old Trump will.

I  absolutely cannot wait to eat a bowl of asparagus and drink a 12 pack of shitty bud light, then take a giant piss on McConnell’s grave.

Don’t be badmouthing bud light unless you want a beatdown

Don’t be badmouthing bud light unless you want a beatdown

Co-sign. I’ll choke down a twelver of Milwaukee’s Best for Mitch’s grave.
13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Don’t be badmouthing bud light unless you want a beatdown

It's like sex in a canoe. 

37 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's like sex in a canoe. 

Taking in a lot of water?  

Nothing new, but Alabama can go fuck itself.

 

 

18 minutes ago, TDunk said:

Taking in a lot of water?  

Fucking close to water.

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fucking close to water.

Sounds like Camilla and a breached Prince of Whales.  

11 minutes ago, TDunk said:

Sounds like Camilla and a breached Prince of Whales.  

Its really just commentary on the flavorless crap that's peddled by the American industrial Pilsner complex. 

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Its really just commentary on the flavorless crap that's peddled by the American industrial Pilsner complex. 

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10 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

 

Not a surprise. The party of nihilism believes in nothing except I’ve got mine and I now want yours.

It’s both funny and tragic how it’s dumb supporters think the party believes in something other than or more than that. They don’t. Trump could have jerked off on national tv and so long as they got their tax cut, they’d figure out some way to excuse it. 

11 hours ago, TDunk said:

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Midnight Madness?

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Fagobeefy

Eagle...Egypt...Easter...Easter Bunny...Easter Parade!

 

I watched that movie dozens of times as a kid.

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I own Midnight Madness on DVD, for nostalgia reasons.  Not a great film but good memories.

 

 

Eagle...Egypt...Easter...Easter Bunny...Easter Parade!
 
I watched that movie dozens of times as a kid.

Ditto. My sister still quotes the above from time to time.
On 6/15/2019 at 12:02 AM, shnsajax said:

Nothing new, but Alabama can go fuck itself.

 

 

I'd like to rip the arm off this rapist and beat the judge to death with it.   What a disgusting state.  Alabama....not even once. 

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