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#21103
Did you drop a deuce in his candy bucket?

Seriously, I don't think I could reward a child for dressing up as a traitor. Might be training the kid to be an Ashli Babbitt in 15 years.

There’s zero chance any child dressed up in MAGA garb had any say in their costume. The parent(s) did that for attention. Best move is to not give them any, because you know they were just dying to be able to go back to Facebook and post about how their poor MAGA child was discriminated against.
#21104
11 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

That would require some anticipation and work, neither of which are strong suits of mine.  I stop at the drug store on the way home and buy two big bags of whatever they have left.

Next time grab some travel size mouth wash and dental floss

#21105

I’m surprised MAGA parents aren’t teaching their spawn about the evil of the socialist holiday where you’re forced to give people free candy they didn’t work for. 

#21106
2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I’m surprised MAGA parents aren’t teaching their spawn about the evil of the socialist holiday where you’re forced to give people free candy they didn’t work for. 

No, their message is... if you can create an outward persona to disguise your true motives, you can fleece the masses and have them give you what you want for free. 

#21107
13 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Next time grab some travel size mouth wash and dental floss

And some condoms for the dipshit father.

#21108
9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I’m surprised MAGA parents aren’t teaching their spawn about the evil of the socialist holiday where you’re forced to give people free candy they didn’t work for. 

Free candy for me, not for thee.   It's one of their core beliefs...an offshoot of rules for thee, not for me. 

#21109
20 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

She looks, and more importantly sounds, like if Julianne Moore stayed in that room in "Boogie Nights" and kept doing coke for 30 years.  

#21110
On 10/29/2022 at 1:57 PM, Brisketexan said:


Imagine the exact same activity, with all the same makeup, accessories, and music at a “liberal” university.
This would be the top story on Fox, about how Berkeley is openly satanic or some shit.
I fucking hate what these assholes have done to the country. It’s beyond saving now.

That’s the spirit!

#21112
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And here we are, back where we've been all along....

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Is that Herschel Walker with the red blouse?

#21113
2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Next time grab some travel size mouth wash and dental floss

This is why I keep mini versions of Mao's Little Red Book to hand out on Halloween to these kids.

#21116
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Dallas County.  Beto signs outnumber Abbott signs in my hood.  The people who tried to overthrow the government were almost all Collin County people.

#21117
16 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Just had a MAGA trick or treater.  Probably 8 years old.  We’re fucked.

The advantages of keeping my dwelling looking like a real haunted house year-round pays off every Halloween with zero trick-or-treaters.

At least, none that anyone knows about.

#21118
17 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Just had a MAGA trick or treater.  Probably 8 years old.  We’re fucked.

Razor blade apple?

#21121
Dallas County.  Beto signs outnumber Abbott signs in my hood.  The people who tried to overthrow the government were almost all Collin County people.

How many from Collin County?
#21124
19 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Just had a MAGA trick or treater.  Probably 8 years old.  We’re fucked.

 

19 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

shoulda told him no candy. life choices have consequences, kid

 

19 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Did you drop a deuce in his candy bucket?

Seriously, I don't think I could reward a child for dressing up as a traitor. Might be training the kid to be an Ashli Babbitt in 15 years.

 

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#21126
14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What kind of parent would let their kid eat homemade candy?

When I was a kid, my mom would pop a massive amount of popcorn, the kind with multicolored kernels, salt 'em up, bag 'em up, and hand 'em out.  Kids loved it.

I hate today.

#21128
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess this goes here? quote of the century

 

That's a man. His statement covers a great many Dems as well.

#21129
1 minute ago, TexPx said:


Probably closer to 5ish.

I quit paying attention at a point.  There were quite a few who were given slaps on the wrist because there was no evidence of them doing anything other than being there/entering building.  5 may be the number who were charged with something more serious.  I’ll defer to you if you’re confident in your number.  The underlying point was Collin County is home to a significantly higher percentage of  MAGA idiots than Dallas County, and I stand by that point.

#21131
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Waiting to hear about all that fentanyl candy that was handed out last night ?

I can’t be the only one who went back to neighbors’s houses after checking my kids’ candy, and demanded to know where the fentanyl was that Fox News promised I would get.  I mean that they promised my kids would get.

#21132

I keep a couple of small rocks by the candy bowl, to give to kids dressed like that. Should the MAGA parent complain, I expect invoking “turdition” will re-smooth the suddenly ruffled brain.

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#21133
21 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

He got milk duds.  I buy two of the variety packs, and that is my least favorite of what is included in said variety packs.

Remind me to never trick or treat at your house.  Damn tier 3 candy giver.  

#21136
12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I made it 3:23.  Fuck these people, they should have all been Babbitted.

The really scary part is there’s just no way to reason with them. They are completely, hopelessly lost.

#21137
1 hour ago, Satchel said:

The really scary part is there’s just no way to reason with them. They are completely, hopelessly lost.

It doesn't help that they are also stupid and uneducated.

#21138
On 11/1/2022 at 11:34 AM, conVINCEd said:

Dallas County.  Beto signs outnumber Abbott signs in my hood.  The people who tried to overthrow the government were almost all Collin County people.

Let's not forget Rockwall County and broad swaths of suburban Tarrant County.  Here inside Loop 12 in Dallas proper, Beto signs far outnumber Abbott signs (Park Cities excluded).

#21139
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I made it 3:23.  Fuck these people, they should have all been Babbitted.

Then you missed the gentleman with the strange accent that said jfk jr is alive, that Biden was executed in gitmo, and that the person we think is Biden is actually James woods in a Biden mask. 

#21140
13 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Let's not forget Rockwall County and broad swaths of suburban Tarrant County.  Here inside Loop 12 in Dallas proper, Beto signs far outnumber Abbott signs (Park Cities excluded).

I could walk out the back door and hit a 9 iron into Collin County.  Still more Beto signs.

#21142
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The jfk jr obsession is creepy 

It really is.  I’ve looked at the Q stuff, and some of it  was incredibly obvious in hindsight, and well-planned on the part of the Watkins grifters who created the Q/Qanon movement.

The JFK Jr stuff is “overlap” from the JFK stuff ( plenty of weirdos didn’t believe he died back when he died).  Somebody tossed it into the Q mix and they rolled with it.   

#21143
1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Let's not forget Rockwall County and broad swaths of suburban Tarrant County.  Here inside Loop 12 in Dallas proper, Beto signs far outnumber Abbott signs (Park Cities excluded).

Love those Park City housewives who silently despise all that their husband’s espouse. Silent until their opening, I mean. Like a bud becoming a flower. 

#21144
6 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Love those Park City housewives who silently despise all that their husband’s espouse. Silent until their opening, I mean. Like a bud becoming a flower. 

My experience with those housewives, and I follow a bunch of them on social media because my wife taught their kids for a long time, is that a lot of them have had enough.

#21145
My experience with those housewives, and I follow a bunch of them on social media because my wife taught their kids for a long time, is that a lot of them have had enough.

In the end, they’re not going to risk it and piss off Jesus.
#21146
23 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

In the end, they’re not going to risk it and piss off Jesus.

How many of those women care more about fucking the pool boy or the lawn guy (either of whom maybe named Jesus)?

#21147
41 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


In the end, they’re not going to risk it and piss off Jesus.

You’d think so, but that is not my experience. It isn’t the risk they fear, but whether there is truth in the reward.

Edited: what atomheart said.

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#21148

Over the last few months, my wife has been talking to friends and acquaintances and looking at various churches (she’s done with her previous Baptist  church of nearly 15 years). We are finding a shitload of our friends/family/etc. under the age of 45 who we had pegged as conservative Christians and/or steady churchgoers who are either done with going to church, or are looking for something far different than what they had, particularly the Baptist crowd (both Southern and otherwise). More than a few who were attending the more conservative churches are tired of their churches getting political, tired of them catering to the olds, ignoring the young families, etc.

How many of those were hardcore MAGA types?  Probably not that many - most of them are college educated and again, most under 45, and only 1-2 realtors, but a decent chunk of them would easily vote (R) down the ballot.     But as a whole, they were either ditching church altogether, or going with churches that cater to younger crowds with kids, and in quite a few cases, that meant churches that were open to female ministers, LGBQT, etc.

Its to the point where I would have liked to kind of track the answers of all of the people she’s talked to.  This is a small sample size, only 3-4 dozen, and most were 45 and under, but I saw enough that if you told me that certain Christian sects were seriously declining in church attendance, or the 45 and under crowd were dropping out of churches altogether I’d believe it.   I’d be curious to hear @Brisketexan take on it, given who his wife is.
 

 

#21149
40 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Over the last few months, my wife has been talking to friends and acquaintances and looking at various churches (she’s done with her previous Baptist  church of nearly 15 years). We are finding a shitload of our friends/family/etc. under the age of 45 who we had pegged as conservative Christians and/or steady churchgoers who are either done with going to church, or are looking for something far different than what they had, particularly the Baptist crowd (both Southern and otherwise). More than a few who were attending the more conservative churches are tired of their churches getting political, tired of them catering to the olds, ignoring the young families, etc.

How many of those were hardcore MAGA types?  Probably not that many - most of them are college educated and again, most under 45, and only 1-2 realtors, but a decent chunk of them would easily vote (R) down the ballot.     But as a whole, they were either ditching church altogether, or going with churches that cater to younger crowds with kids, and in quite a few cases, that meant churches that were open to female ministers, LGBQT, etc.

Its to the point where I would have liked to kind of track the answers of all of the people she’s talked to.  This is a small sample size, only 3-4 dozen, and most were 45 and under, but I saw enough that if you told me that certain Christian sects were seriously declining in church attendance, or the 45 and under crowd were dropping out of churches altogether I’d believe it.   I’d be curious to hear @Brisketexan take on it, given who his wife is.
 

 

I wouldn’t speak for Brisket, but I found Matthew 18:20 helpful in not dissimilar circumstances.

Edited by Willfully Horn

#21150
1 hour ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


In the end, they’re not going to risk it and piss off Jesus.

The 40+ ones, you’re absolutely right.  The younger ones with kids in elementary school seem to be a little more vocal and outspoken.

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