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#22051
18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

For fuck's sake TABC, FOR FUCKING ONCE, please do something useful and show up and bust the bar for having a 20-yo too close to alcohol.

It's done, Beau Vine.  They're all done.  

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#22053
20 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Umm. What is this magic and where can my friend find more?

Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me, and then sit out in the lobby/park/whatever nearby and wait for the hubby who will read every line of every placard of every exhibit and take 3 hours.  I bring a book and have a great time that way.  Its even better if there's a place next door selling beer.

I'm like your husband spending all day soaking one in. One time I took the now wife on a date to a museum when we were dating and she showed up in heels.  I've been fucked on rushing through museums ever since.

#22054
16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

@YGIFS  I’m fucking crying. This whole sequence of events is just gold. Gold Jerry!  Gold!

 no need for tears, but I have to admit I felt like Kramer in that "statue" episode where he poses as a cop.  Plus, I gave 'em Brisket's real name on the phone.

#22055
33 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Umm. What is this magic and where can my friend find more?

Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me, and then sit out in the lobby/park/whatever nearby and wait for the hubby who will read every line of every placard of every exhibit and take 3 hours.  I bring a book and have a great time that way.  Its even better if there's a place next door selling beer.

Our family routine is that the wife, daughter, and I will take hours going through a museum, trying to look at every single display.  The boy will select which exhibits interest him, skip the rest, finish early, and wait for us on a bench.  EXCEPT at the British Museum.  He's been three times, including by himself, and can spend all day there.  It's the damndest thing.

#22056

i mean what kind of imbecilic neanderthal is 'anti-museum'? that's like being anti-library, or anti-park...

 

 

 

oh. nevermind. 🙄

#22057
1 minute ago, mchookem said:

i mean what kind of imbecilic neanderthal is 'anti-museum'? that's like being anti-library, or anti-park...

 

 

 

oh. nevermind. 🙄

If'n you go to enough museums, you put yourself at risk of learning something.

#22058
4 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I'm 100% the opposite. I'd drive 50 miles in the wrong direction to hit up a well curated museum 

this is the correct answer, although the mileage seems a bit confining

#22059
1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Umm. What is this magic and where can my friend find more?

Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me, and then sit out in the lobby/park/whatever nearby and wait for the hubby who will read every line of every placard of every exhibit and take 3 hours.  I bring a book and have a great time that way.  Its even better if there's a place next door selling beer.

I think you just described 95% of all marriages. 

#22060
1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me,

I was a chaperone for 22 middle school kids on a trip to Paris.  We went to the Louvre.  We scheduled what was essentially a speed-tour through the Big 3:  Mona Lisa, Venus de Milo, and Winged Victory.  That was about all they could take.

#22062

He seems stable.  Sorry about the upcoming issues with his credit report.  Fucking bummer, man.  

#22063
13 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I thought he was going to Aggy/Blinn to get a job or something.

Why fleece sheep when you can fleece mooks?

#22064
14 hours ago, GenXer said:

I’m team museum. I’m taking my nephew to tour a few NE law schools in a couple weeks. Looking forward to seeing the Gutenberg Bible at Yale.

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Pepe's or Sally's for pizza. 

#22065
18 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Just not too close to me, I need to take in the sights with no sound of human breathing.

I bet sex with you is fun.

#22066
18 hours ago, NAVY said:

Take him to the museum 

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"Headquarters. Good move."

 

15 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Perfectly normal for a state school superintendent to film and post videos from his fucking car.

#22068

And the first threat to my children arrived this afternoon.  Keep it up fellas.  I don't need a gun.  I'll beat you to fucking death in front of your own fucking children and skull-fuck your wife's corpse.  Just say the fucking word over a Southern Star beer.  

#22069

this is why i come here...surly/TOS really is the center of the universe 😄

take care, Lobo, you did good 🤘

#22070
37 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And the first threat to my children arrived this afternoon.  Keep it up fellas.  I don't need a gun.  I'll beat you to fucking death in front of your own fucking children and skull-fuck your wife's corpse.  Just say the fucking word over a Southern Star beer.  

Fucking hell, really?

#22071
58 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And the first threat to my children arrived this afternoon.  Keep it up fellas.  I don't need a gun.  I'll beat you to fucking death in front of your own fucking children and skull-fuck your wife's corpse.  Just say the fucking word over a Southern Star beer.  

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#22072

My favorite part about how the MAGA Ana Rittenhouse tittybabies whine about being “censored,” and how they only support businesses that “support the First Amendment!”
They are so. Fucking. Stupid.

#22077
11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Solid grasp of what censorship is. 

Maybe had he gotten into Blinn he would have learned that in Civics 101 or whatever they teach there.

#22080

The “we know that Dems commit fraud, and how they do it….because that’s what WE do” vibe from the GQP has reached the point of max saturation.
Every accusation is a confession, exhibit # infinity.
#22081
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Remember that time mark meadows committed vote fraud and wasn’t prosecuted. I member 

Rules are not for Republicans, they are for the poor. 

#22082
2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Remember that time mark meadows committed vote fraud and wasn’t prosecuted. I member 

Rules are not for Republicans, they are for the poor. 


What's hilarious is that she committed vote fraud and has now been indicted for it and her husband STILL lost. 

#22086
19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Solid grasp of what censorship is. 

I thought he was teaching at aggy.

#22088
40 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit the GOP is fucked.
 



 

what a bunch of angry old white people 🙄

#22089

Serious question: what kind of technology do they use in Russia?  All paper ballots or do they use electronics?

#22090
14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Serious question: what kind of technology do they use in Russia?  All paper ballots or do they use electronics?

They use lead and polonium

#22091
20 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Solid grasp of what censorship is. 

It’s what they apparently teach at Elon Musk University.

#22092
10 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Maybe had he gotten into Blinn he would have learned that in Civics 101 or whatever they teach there.

Crayons and Big Chief Tablet and You 101

#22097
5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Serious question: what kind of technology do they use in Russia?  All paper ballots or do they use electronics?

 

guaranteed election results the DAY OF in russia !!!!

#22100

Only takes about a dozen comments to get to the "Why does the article single them out as White?"  and then quickly devolves into how black youths committed property crimes during BLM protests?  

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