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43 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Civil War 2.0 is a comin.  Good lord, these people.

We need a good cull

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49 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


If it does, the bad guys are going to lose this one, too.

Why would we stop them? I'll help them pack! 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Civil War 2.0 is a comin.  Good lord, these people.

Only if they find a cure for diabetes and can drastically extend the battery life of Rascal scooters.  

Gee Senator, can you make it a little more clear?  Not sure exactly what your trying to tell all of us.

 

 

 

14 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


If it does, the bad guys are going to lose this one, too.

Who are the bad guys?

Let's start with those who favor money and power over the well-being of the country. Then we can work down to those who blindly support them.

Did something just happen here? 

 

 

On 6/18/2019 at 4:13 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Mitch McConnell: allowing Puerto Rico statehood = socialism.

The turtle may have had some inside info on their corrupt politicians. 

https://apnews.com/2756041182ee4ec685d30a6559cdfd19

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-24/puerto-rico-governor-ousts-treasurer-amid-reported-fbi-probe

https://www.chron.com/news/crime/article/New-corruption-allegations-hit-Puerto-Rico-s-14044760.php

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

 

Well if there's anybody who is an expert on corrupt politicians, it's Mitch McConnell but, both constitutionally and semantically, his statement made no sense.

 

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Wait? Are you implying Mitch McConnell cares about corruption?

He and his wife make the Clintons look tame.

On 6/23/2019 at 6:01 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Gee Senator, can you make it a little more clear?  Not sure exactly what your trying to tell all of us.

 

 

 

WOW! i'm assuming the state's economy collapsed and rapes sky-rocketed?

27 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

WOW! i'm assuming the state's economy collapsed and rapes sky-rocketed?

That is incredibly racist. You remind me of this dipshit

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/06/25/why-republicans-are-growing-more-willing-embrace-discrimination/

Support for discrimination against gay customers among Republicans more than doubled from 21 percent to 47 percent. Support for discrimination against atheists went from 19 percent to 37 percent. Support for discrimination against Jews went from 16 percent to 24 percent.

 

 

 
 
 
3 hours ago, Zavala said:

That is incredibly racist. You remind me of this dipshit

 

It's heartwarming to know you stand squarely against bigoted stereotypes made by the inconsequential children of geriatric rock stars. Does that stance also extend to the president of the United States?

Mexicans: "bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists."

Africans/Haitians: "Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?"

Central Americans: "Infest our Country.”

Judge of Mexican descent: "But we're building a wall. He's a Mexican. We're building a wall between here and Mexico." "In my opinion -- he is -- his Mexican -- Mexican heritage. And he's very proud of it."

Commentary on Muslim Gold Star family: "I'd like to hear his wife say something."

Neo-Nazis: "Fine people on both sides."

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/06/25/why-republicans-are-growing-more-willing-embrace-discrimination/

Support for discrimination against gay customers among Republicans more than doubled from 21 percent to 47 percent. Support for discrimination against atheists went from 19 percent to 37 percent. Support for discrimination against Jews went from 16 percent to 24 percent.

 

 

all this tells me is that the pool of self-identifying republicans is shrinking.

42 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

all this tells me is that the pool of self-identifying republicans is shrinking.

This doesn't exactly instill in me a sense of confidence for large swathes of Texas.

That is incredibly racist. You remind me of this dipshit
 

Imagine being this stupid.

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Duncan Hunter 

Does this guy know how to party or what? 

 

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Scum.  Every Rep Senator should be voted out.  They're traitors. 

12 hours ago, bolverk said:

It's heartwarming to know you stand squarely against bigoted stereotypes made by the inconsequential children of geriatric rock stars. Does that stance also extend to the president of the United States?

Mexicans: "bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists."

Africans/Haitians: "Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?"

Central Americans: "Infest our Country.”

Judge of Mexican descent: "But we're building a wall. He's a Mexican. We're building a wall between here and Mexico." "In my opinion -- he is -- his Mexican -- Mexican heritage. And he's very proud of it."

Commentary on Muslim Gold Star family: "I'd like to hear his wife say something."

Neo-Nazis: "Fine people on both sides."

I’ve never seen Zavala complain about any of that.  But he did find a clip of Kelly Osbourne being stupid.  What did we elect her to?  I forget.  

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Scum.  Every Rep Senator should be voted out.  They're traitors. 

There should be no ideological basis along the liberal-->conservative spectrum for their stonewalling legislation to safeguard the security of the electoral system. This decision is based solely on retaining power, regardless the will of the people, which should focus our attention on a different plane for understanding their motives: libertarian-->authoritarian.

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There's no going back for the GOP now.  Win at all costs or be destroyed.  

Thanks Obama. 

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SIAP but the ratio and comments are pure Twitter gold:

 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Party of family values. 

They never said LEGITIMATE family! 

45 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

SIAP but the ratio and comments are pure Twitter gold:

 

It appears someone has been hitting the corn syrup too hard.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

It appears someone has been hitting the subsidized corn syrup too hard.

FIFY

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

FIFY

Perfect

On 6/25/2019 at 4:58 PM, cactusflinthead said:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/06/25/why-republicans-are-growing-more-willing-embrace-discrimination/

Support for discrimination against gay customers among Republicans more than doubled from 21 percent to 47 percent. Support for discrimination against atheists went from 19 percent to 37 percent. Support for discrimination against Jews went from 16 percent to 24 percent.

 

 

how would they know who is atheist or not? 

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

how would they know who is atheist or not? 

Neckbeard and fedora, obviously.

40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Just truly the shittiest people 

 

There's a word for it. Let me see . . . 

Oh yeah. Deplorable.

Would really like to see some internal GOP polling.  They are scared shitless.  

38 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

how would they know who is atheist or not? 

Here's the survey. See if you can find the methodology. Kinda busy here. Will get to it later. 

https://www.prri.org/research/increasing-support-for-religiously-based-service-refusals/

Edit: I suppose it is the same way you hear that they are a Democrat or a Republican, you ask them.

Are you an evangelical Christian?

Are you Muslim?

Pretty standard BS 

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36 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

how would they know who is atheist or not? 

They are wearing this around their neck. 

silver_plated_atheist_necklace-rc4a122d2

 

or maybe they are just big fans of the Albuquerque Isotopes. 

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52 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Here's the survey. See if you can find the methodology. Kinda busy here. Will get to it later. 

https://www.prri.org/research/increasing-support-for-religiously-based-service-refusals/

Edit: I suppose it is the same way you hear that they are a Democrat or a Republican, you ask them.

Are you an evangelical Christian?

Are you Muslim?

Pretty standard BS 

I don't doubt it but I think most people wouldn't fill out surveys that include their religious preferences and it's not going to come out in casual conversation with a cashier. Plus, I would think people would be fine with currency since it states In God We Trust.  Pretty sure the religious men folk would have no problem giving to or taking money from a stripper.    

57 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

America First In Election Vulnerability To Foreign Hacking

This is how the Republicans are going to protect Democracy-- allowing foreign poll hackers, denying statehood and reviving Jim Crow laws.

43 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I don't doubt it but I think most people wouldn't fill out surveys that include their religious preferences and it's not going to come out in casual conversation with a cashier. Plus, I would think people would be fine with currency since it states In God We Trust.  Pretty sure the religious men folk would have no problem giving to or taking money from a stripper.    

Asking about religion on a survey is one of the standard demographic questions. The atheist has the advantage of not having an obvious outward sign of their belief system. The Sikh does. The Hasidic does. Flaming drag queen would really appreciate it if you noticed them. If you were the dad of a kid in the local ISD and you were also in a court case about prayer in school do you think that you would be known in a small rural community? 

How do you think Pew gets their data on religion?

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Classic GOP deflection here:

 

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21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Classic GOP here:

 

I know this is their intent, but I don't think anything makes my blood boil more than the disingenuous Democrat/Republican name history.  Just incomprehensibly disingenuous.  

7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I know this is their intent, but I don't think anything makes my blood boil more than the disingenuous Democrat/Republican name history.  Just incomprehensibly disingenuous.  

That and it's kissing cousin: "Hitler was a Socialist."

I’m so fucking tired of this cunt. 

 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

I’m so fucking tired of this cunt. 

 

She's incredibly impressed with herself.  For no good reason than she has her daddy's name.

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