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#23951
21 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

That is fucking bonkers.  The slaves didn't go to DC to protest 200 (or 250) years ago.  So, no protests in 1823.

"Uh, escusse me, massah.  I gonna be gone for uh few days protessin'.  I be catchin' up on that cotton pickin' once I returns."


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#23952
30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

That is fucking bonkers.  The slaves didn't go to DC to protest 200 (or 250) years ago.  So, no protests in 1823.

"Uh, escusse me, massah.  I gonna be gone for uh few days protessin'.  I be catchin' up on that cotton pickin' once I returns."

sounds like something out of a Mel Brooks movie.

#23953

I haven't gone to church for years.  Mainly because of shit like this.  In the old days I would have just left.  That's actually what I did.  Now I think I'd have to stand up and say "Have you lost your fucking mind?" and then left.

 

#23954
Each defendant has been charged with:• One count of Conspiracy to Commit Forgery, a 14-year felony• Two counts of Forgery, a 14-year felony• One count of Conspiracy to Commit Uttering and Publishing, a 14-year felon• One count of Uttering and Publishing, a 14-year felony… https://t.co/e7yuDzUpmx

 

#23956

TravCo GOP Chair, accessory after the fact to the firing of US Ambassador to the Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch, and puppet turned real boy Matt Mackowiak has a thought:

Porsches should be free. https://t.co/auq94Bcdoh

 

#23957
12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

TravCo GOP Chair, accessory after the fact to the firing of US Ambassador to the Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch, and puppet turned real boy Matt Mackowiak has a thought:

Porsches should be free. https://t.co/auq94Bcdoh

 

Man....he's just descended into being pure, distilled shit, hasn't he?  I mean, not one damned redeeming thing left in him.

#23958
On 7/17/2023 at 3:35 PM, Beau Vine said:

She had an extraordinarily short window of hawtness and then went and blew up like Kirstie Alley:

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#23959
6 hours ago, Felix said:

I haven't gone to church for years.  Mainly because of shit like this.  In the old days I would have just left.  That's actually what I did.  Now I think I'd have to stand up and say "Have you lost your fucking mind?" and then left.

 

I went to hyde park baptist church when I was 17 with my girlfriend and almost stood up and walked out.  Horrifying shit.  

#23960
5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

TravCo GOP Chair, accessory after the fact to the firing of US Ambassador to the Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch, and puppet turned real boy Matt Mackowiak has a thought:

Porsches should be free. https://t.co/auq94Bcdoh

 

I tried to go find this to chastise him and twitter has become an unusable shit show.  WTF Elon?

#23961
5 hours ago, Felix said:

I haven't gone to church for years.  Mainly because of shit like this.  In the old days I would have just left.  That's actually what I did.  Now I think I'd have to stand up and say "Have you lost your fucking mind?" and then left.

 

The fuck kinda churches you go to?  

#23962
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I tried to go find this to chastise him and twitter has become an unusable shit show.  WTF Elon?

We were friends in college.  I’m ashamed of that.

#23963
1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

We were friends in college.  I’m ashamed of that.

Well, I don't remember you, but I'm sorry I left you with that impression.

#23964
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well, I don't remember you, but I'm sorry I left you with that impression.

I assume there is some sarcasm here.  If you are actually Matt, go fuck yourself with a double-sided dildo.

#23965
I assume there is some sarcasm here.  If you are actually Matt, go fuck yourself with a double-sided dildo.

He’s not Matt.

But I still think he’s gonna try the double dildo thing. For reasons.
#23966
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


He’s not Matt.

But I still think he’s gonna try the double dildo thing. For reasons.

Don't kink shame me.

#23968
39 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I tried to go find this to chastise him and twitter has become an unusable shit show.  WTF Elon?

You should tell him "ambassadorships should be free." 
 

#23969
16 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

TravCo GOP Chair, accessory after the fact to the firing of US Ambassador to the Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch, and puppet turned real boy Matt Mackowiak has a thought:

Porsches should be free. https://t.co/auq94Bcdoh

 

I'd like to suggest that we are morally obligated when we bring up piece of shit Matt Mackowiak, as "Matt Mackowiak, follower of Andrew Tate."

#23970
18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd like to suggest that we are morally obligated when we bring up piece of shit Matt Mackowiak, as "Matt Mackowiak, follower of Andrew Tate."

And “Mentor to fitlump”

#23971
The ages of the people indicted are 70, 72, 55, 75, 71, 82, 65, 56, 73, 55, 76, 64, 81, 69, 68, and 69. Makes you wonder what their informational world was like. https://t.co/wFOUyaoXRX

Disinformation target group 1

 

#23972
16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Man....he's just descended into being pure, distilled shit, hasn't he?  I mean, not one damned redeeming thing left in him.

It'd be a damned shame if he needed treatment for injuries and it was denied to him.

#23973
11 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

It'd be a damned shame if he needed treatment for injuries and it was denied to him.

An ambulance?  THAT'S SOSHULISM!

#23974
Meatpacking plants slaughter children while Republican legislators fight to allow more & more dangerous child labor. Duvan Tomas Perez’s life was worth so much more than the approx. $27,000 in fines his billionaire employer will pay for killing him. https://t.co/8dNXHxCZlo

 

 

 

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#23975
12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The fuck kinda churches you go to?  

The kind where when it came time to call a new pastor after the old one retired, so called "christians" went on a terror campaign to harass and shame other members of the congregation to get the one they wanted.  People I had known for my whole life, including family, went to any lengths they could, including late night threatening phone calls, hateful letters, and outright back stabbing of folks they had spent generations with to get a "conservative" pastor who would hate as much as them. 

I left a church my great grandparents had built and never looked back. I was in my late twenties at the time and was the chairman of the stewardship board.  I knew who gave what and was privy to most of the inside information of the church and it sickened me.  I was too young to do what I should have done, so I just left one day and when they called me I told them I couldn't do it any more and I haven't been a member of a church since then.  Fuck them.

#23978
45 minutes ago, pacman said:
Meatpacking plants slaughter children while Republican legislators fight to allow more & more dangerous child labor. Duvan Tomas Perez’s life was worth so much more than the approx. $27,000 in fines his billionaire employer will pay for killing him. https://t.co/8dNXHxCZlo

 

 

 

“‘Any issues identified in the investigation will be corrected immediately,’ Colee said.”

Except the one about hiring underage workers, of course. 

#23979
7 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

Care to elaborate on the inside information?  

Probably that many of the members of the congregation who squawked the most about their faith also donated the least. 

#23980
8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

“‘Any issues identified in the investigation will be corrected immediately,’ Colee said.”

Except the one about hiring underage workers, of course. 

Nah, let me translate that for you: "we're gonna find out who blabbed, retaliate against them and their families, and terrorize the remaining workers with threats to have them/family members deported, so the next kid we kill -- oh, and there WILL be a next one -- is treated appropriately: buried in a shallow grave, with $5,000 in hush money paid to his family (along with a threat that if they don't keep quiet, we'll have them all deported).  Because the only thing we actually spend money on is bribes/campaign contributions to GQP gov't officials."

#23981

Local news:

Something like 9 Texas inmates have died this summer in prisons with no AC.  The prisons said none of the deaths were due to heat.

 

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#23982
I went to hyde park baptist church when I was 17 with my girlfriend and almost stood up and walked out.  Horrifying shit.  

That handjob ain’t gonna finish itself.
#23983
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Local news:

Something like 9 Texas inmates have died this summer in prisons with no AC.  The prisons said none of the deaths were due to heat.

It's quite common for 23 year old males to suffer fatal cardiac arrest, don't you know?

#23984
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Local news:

Something like 9 Texas inmates have died this summer in prisons with no AC.  The prisons said none of the deaths were due to heat.

 

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The fact that Texas has A/C-less prisons has to be a violation of the Eighth Amendment

#23985
26 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The fact that Texas has A/C-less prisons has to be a violation of the Eighth Amendment

It’s totally fucked. We are a cruel state. 

#23986
2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s totally fucked. We are a cruel state. 

Want AC? Stay out of prison

Want water? Stay in Mexico

Want an abortion? Don't come to Texas

Want to not get shot in school/movies/mall/Walmart/church? ...Err, sorry. FREEDOM!

#23989
46 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's quite common for 23 year old males to suffer fatal cardiac arrest, don't you know?

{my crazy Q facebook friend} Were they vaccinated???!? {my crazy Q facebook friend}

#23990
4 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

Care to elaborate on the inside information?  

Eh, it was over twenty years ago.  Let's just say I knew what a shit show our congregational finances were and who the loudmouthed deadbeats were.

#23992
20 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Oh, I've been to them but, like churches, I do my best to avoid them. 

Sort of the same thing in my experience, tax loopholes and all.

#23993
5 hours ago, Felix said:

The kind where when it came time to call a new pastor after the old one retired, so called "christians" went on a terror campaign to harass and shame other members of the congregation to get the one they wanted.  People I had known for my whole life, including family, went to any lengths they could, including late night threatening phone calls, hateful letters, and outright back stabbing of folks they had spent generations with to get a "conservative" pastor who would hate as much as them. 

I left a church my great grandparents had built and never looked back. I was in my late twenties at the time and was the chairman of the stewardship board.  I knew who gave what and was privy to most of the inside information of the church and it sickened me.  I was too young to do what I should have done, so I just left one day and when they called me I told them I couldn't do it any more and I haven't been a member of a church since then.  Fuck them.

Oh, so you mean, uhh, like a Baptist one?  That's all you had to say ... a Baptist one.

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#23994
4 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Oh, so you mean, uhh, like a Baptist one?  That's all you had to say ... a Baptist one.

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LCMS.  AKA Liturgical Baptist.

#23995

 

A Pfizer warehouse was just destroyed by a tornado in North Carolina.There are reports that 50,000 pallets of ‘medicine’ are strewn across the facility and destroyed.Three words for you:Act. Of. God.

 

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Oh, I've been to them but, like churches, I do my best to avoid them. 

Obviously you're not a golfer.

#23996
7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Yikes. I thought Alabama prisons were cruel and unusual.

No AC???

In motherfucking Texas???

In the 90s you could get a dorm without AC. Basically same thing. But I live first class in Jester West 

#23997
2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

A Pfizer warehouse was just destroyed by a tornado in North Carolina.There are reports that 50,000 pallets of ‘medicine’ are strewn across the facility and destroyed.Three words for you:Act. Of. God.

 

Obviously you're not a golfer.

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#23998
23 hours ago, pacman said:
The ages of the people indicted are 70, 72, 55, 75, 71, 82, 65, 56, 73, 55, 76, 64, 81, 69, 68, and 69. Makes you wonder what their informational world was like. https://t.co/wFOUyaoXRX

Disinformation target group 1

 

Didn’t realize these were state charges. They should be scared because even a trump win won’t give them a potential trump pardon.

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