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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#24602
11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What do they get out of these types of conspiracies?  Is it a climate change denial thing?

11 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Dont forget the dopamine hit their stupid brains get for believing they know something special that others don't. That's what this dumbshit is really all about: A lonely and unhappy society that looks for whatever quick fucking hit of "I'm special" they can get at any given fucking moment. Because we're a sad, depressed society addicted to fleeting happiness. 

Yep, it's all about knowing things that nobody else knows about, about being "awake" (not "woke") to what is really happening in the world while everybody else is sleepwalking around you.

And the fact that it's easier to convince somebody of a lie, than to convince them that they've been lied to.

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It would be so much easier if they just all started an OnlyFans page.

It would be easier if they'd stick to UFO and JFK assassination bullshit.

#24603
10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

  No matter how freaking ugly you are, there's SOMEONE out there who will pay $10 a month to look at you naked.  And that's flattering, man.

Try $15 a month, and it's steady income, we are talking dozens of dollars.

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#24604
It’s so she can build a volcano lair in which to drink the blood of children. 

That’s nuts!
It’s so she can build another Adrenochrome Harvesting Facility.
#24605
8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It would be easier if they'd stick to UFO and JFK assassination bullshit.

Wait wait wait.  BULLSHIT?

Good sir, you need to do your research.....

 

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#24609
1 hour ago, Red Five said:


The only democrat to lose the popular vote since Dukakis.

And the GOP needed to gay scare the public by putting gay marriage on the ballot in a bunch of states in 2004

#24610

Plus T. Boone Pickens, Bob Perry and Harold Simmons funded the Swift Boat Veterans bullshit to attack Kerry's military service in Vietnam. That's when I knew that the GOP wasn't above attacking one of the sacred pillars of the party's identity--supporting the military--in favor of power.

#24611
On 8/13/2023 at 7:34 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Ok, I'm going to comment here, because I am probably one of the only people on this site that understands the importance of water caches in the desert.  Granted, my experience is from a hiking standpoint on an established trail, but nonetheless, when you are walking through the desert of the southern US, there is very little water (duh). 

There is little more joy than being close to out of water and seeing a cache of gallons awaiting you on your uphill climb of 15+ miles in the heat and sun and dust. 

The idea that people would be taking away water from these migrants is PURE EVIL.  This is not something citizens of a free nation that strives to make the world a better place would do.  

If the people taking water away from these migrants are caught, they should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.  I won't say here what they really deserve.

 

Its border patrol:

 

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Lets make sure we all understand what is happening in that picture: A border patrol agent is pouring out water that was left in the desert to help migrants in areas where migrant deaths due to heat are common.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/members-group-giving-food-water-migrants-convicted-misdemeanors-n960816

 

 

Anybody rememeber the story of a local judge who stopped on the highway in S. Texas and gave some migrants some water who were literally dying and trying to flag down cars for help?

Then she called 911, and waited with the migrants.

Then got arrested by border patrol for aiding illegal immigration.

 

I 'member.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/10/us/texas-border-good-samaritan.html

 

#24612
1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Its border patrol:

 

483BE35600000578-5280153-image-a-24_1516

 

Lets make sure we all understand what is happening in that picture: A border patrol agent is pouring out water that was left in the desert to help migrants in areas where migrant deaths due to heat are common.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/members-group-giving-food-water-migrants-convicted-misdemeanors-n960816

 

 

Anybody rememeber the story of a local judge who stopped on the highway in S. Texas and gave some migrants some water who were literally dying and trying to flag down cars for help?

Then she called 911, and waited with the migrants.

Then got arrested by border patrol for aiding illegal immigration.

 

I 'member.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/10/us/texas-border-good-samaritan.html

 

That asshole should be charged with manslaughter.

#24615
On 8/14/2023 at 11:21 PM, Biff Tannen said:

On your person?  What kind of an expression is that?

A lotta beer, a lotta cursin, functional camera on my person. 

#24616
58 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

A lotta beer, a lotta cursin, functional camera on my person

Dude, you just need a backing track and you're on your way to a hit.

Oh, wait.  Never mind.

#24621
On 8/16/2023 at 11:47 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Its border patrol:

 

483BE35600000578-5280153-image-a-24_1516

 

Lets make sure we all understand what is happening in that picture: A border patrol agent is pouring out water that was left in the desert to help migrants in areas where migrant deaths due to heat are common.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/members-group-giving-food-water-migrants-convicted-misdemeanors-n960816

 

 

Anybody rememeber the story of a local judge who stopped on the highway in S. Texas and gave some migrants some water who were literally dying and trying to flag down cars for help?

Then she called 911, and waited with the migrants.

Then got arrested by border patrol for aiding illegal immigration.

 

I 'member.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/10/us/texas-border-good-samaritan.html

 


he deserves to hang 

#24624
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Latest conspiracy fever dreams from the socials:

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Did not mention lizard people, adrenochrome, or climate change hoax.  7/10

#24625

Dotard confirmed to be missing debate and instead trying to upstage it with an interview with Tucker. The eventual Tucker vs. Fox legal battle is going to be epic. I predict Tucker gets his ass kicked. 

#24626
32 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Latest conspiracy fever dreams from the socials:

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Lol at comparing the amounts given to a fucking country and to an individual U.S. citizen. And acting like that's the full extent of the federal assistance they'll get is cute. 

The people who spread this disingenuous bullshit should be liquidated. 

#24630
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Have you guys seen the Rupublicans account on Instagram?  It's here:  https://www.instagram.com/rupublicans/

The creator uses AI to put Republicans in drag clothing. It's hard to decide on a favorite, though right now I'm leaning toward the Giuliani one I'm posting here.

 

 

 

 

 

Probably didn't need AI to do one for Lindsey Graham.

#24631
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


That's the miracle of AI.  The computer must have done several days of computations, though. 

ChatGPT could write the next hit by The Beatles in 2 seconds, but this thing, this thing is stressing the limits of computing power.

#24632
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


That's the miracle of AI.  The computer must have done several days of computations, though. 

ChatGPT could write the next hit by The Beatles in 2 seconds, but this thing, this thing is stressing the limits of computing power.

#24639
10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

How'd they get Ted to not look so fat?  

Ozempic
 

8 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Probably didn't need AI to do one for Lindsey Graham.

Or Rudy. Or DOTARD.

#24640

Here’s my brain-worm addled acquaintance’s latest musing on the socials:

Russia has allegedly submitted 2,000 pages worth of evidence to the UN, which accuses Big Pharma and the ‘Deep State’ of manufacturing the COVID pandemic.
#24642
47 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Here’s my brain-worm addled acquaintance’s latest musing on the socials:

You should start acting weird when that stuff comes up, and just say "look, just some friendly advice - you are talking about things the Deep State doesn't want you talking about, and if I were you, I'd be careful. They may have missed you with COVID-19, but they may not miss you with COVID-24."

#24643
You should start acting weird when that stuff comes up, and just say "look, just some friendly advice - you are talking about things the Deep State doesn't want you talking about, and if I were you, I'd be careful. They may have missed you with COVID-19, but they may not miss you with COVID-24."

Much better than my “Russia [emoji2357]” response
#24645
49 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
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"The federal government cannot be the arbiter of truth," the proposal states.

I'm the president of The United States and no federal official has any authority to dispute that. 

#24647
Trump - 71%Religious Leaders - 42%From our latest @cbsnews polling ===>

Not a cult.

#24648

".... when asked who they would most trust in the world with the safety of their children, 71% responded Charles Manson."

Would make about as much sense. 

#24649
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
Trump - 71%Religious Leaders - 42%From our latest @cbsnews polling ===>

Not a cult.

Hale-Bopp 2: GQP Boogaloo

#24650
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

".... when asked who they would most trust in the world with the safety of their children, 71% responded Charles Manson."

Would make about as much sense. 

At this point, I'd probably rather trust my kid with Manson over a youth pastor 

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