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29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

That fella is one of two things: a rabid incel, or a very, very conflicted and angry gay man who really, really wants to suck, like, ALL the dicks.

Also, he could be both those things.  And with this haircut, the incel thing is looking very likely....

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Well, his hair cut does make his head look like a penis.

9 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Man, I met Stockman quite a few years ago.  His chief of staff was a putz who was head of the YCT at UT back in my day there.  The two of them couldn't have been a bigger pair of deluded clowns.  They were ahead of their time -- today, they would barely register a blip on the "what fucking idiots" radar.

Republican Stockman’s case sounds a lot like what’s gonna happen to trump once he is out of office and what’s gonna happen to Duncan Hunter this summer. 

Nice job of swamp draining GOP!

Yeah, gonna need an actual source on the above.  Come on man.


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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That fella is one of two things: a rabid incel, or a very, very conflicted and angry gay man who really, really wants to suck, like, ALL the dicks.

Also, he could be both those things.  And with this haircut, the incel thing is looking very likely....

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Seems like the more a guy hates the gays, the more likely that he's a closeted, self-loathing gay man. 

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Ann Coulter: “you must hate white men. It's the one thing they have in common"

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Dynomite he has aged poorly. Looks like a weiner someone forgot on the grill.  O racist.

14 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Dynomite he has aged poorly. Looks like a weiner someone forgot on the grill.  O racist.

It’s really odd how many events they showed up back together. She claims they were just friends,  but they sure showed up at a lot of events together and were very close it seemed.

Ryan and McConnell have arguably harmed this country more than any national or terrorist group in the past 20 years.

Ryan and McConnell have arguably harmed this country more than any national or terrorist group in the past 20 years.

I don’t know what why you differentiated the GOP from a terrorist group.

All the sudden you guys care about Yemeni children dying under American made cluster munitions?

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

All the sudden you guys care about Yemeni children dying under American made cluster munitions?

Really?

All the sudden you guys care about Yemeni children dying under American made cluster munitions?


well...yeah. but it’s not “[a]ll of the sudden.”

i’m Christian...i’ve cared about this and many other issues on that basis for decades.
8 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

well...yeah. but it’s not “[a]ll of the sudden.”

i’m Christian...i’ve cared about this and many other issues on that basis for decades.

 

Funny, cause I don't recall the trumpeting of tweets and twats from 2015 timeframe when we were dumping US supplied cluster bombs on the same brown people. 

Funny, cause I don't recall the trumpeting of tweets and twats from 2015 timeframe when we were dumping US supplied cluster bombs on the same brown people. 


well i don’t really trumpet any tweets, and it was just as theologically abhorrent then as it is now.

God’s not a Republican...or a Democrat.

8 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


well i don’t really trumpet any tweets, and it was just as theologically abhorrent then as it is now.

God’s not a Republican...or a Democrat.
 

 

If there is a God I am pretty sure he don’t give s shit about our political parties. OTOH, he probably cares about quite a bit when we provide the means to cluster bomb children. 

If there is a God I am pretty sure he don’t give s shit about our political parties. OTOH, he probably cares about quite a bit when we provide the means to cluster bomb children. 


agree wholeheartedly.
39 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Funny, cause I don't recall the trumpeting of tweets and twats from 2015 timeframe when we were dumping US supplied cluster bombs on the same brown people. 

That must mean those tweets don't exist and no one cared.

Because you don't recall.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

But AOC is who we really need to be worried about

8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

All the sudden you guys care about Yemeni children dying under American made cluster munitions?

Nobody wants the cluster bomb factories to go overseas and take jobs from American workers

8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Funny, cause I don't recall the trumpeting of tweets and twats from 2015 timeframe when we were dumping US supplied cluster bombs on the same brown people. 

Make a list of all of the horrors in the world.  Look to see if Anastasis has tweeted about them.  Accuse Anastasis of not objecting to the ones he did not tweet about. 

Did I do that right?

3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Did I do that right?

Close. But you got the proportions of sanctimonious twattery and bothsiderism backwards. 

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Nobody wants the cluster bomb factories to go overseas and take jobs from American workers

You can't just wave a magic wand and makes those jobs come back.

39 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Close. But you got the proportions of sanctimonious twattery and bothsiderism backwards. 

Not bad.  Not a pos rep, but not bad.

48 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Close. But you got the proportions of sanctimonious twattery and bothsiderism backwards. 

This would be funnier if you had a pic of Terrelle Pryor as your avatar.

Chris Stewart (Utah) is another R with no shame when he defends Cheeto on CNN

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Not sure if this is the best thread, but
 


Alright Boomers, if you want to be in elected positions you will have to agree to stay off Twitter, hell maybe the entire internet, and block Fox News on your televisions.

10 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

Sounds like when my students forget they have a speech due on speech day and they get up to the front and just start making shit up

 

It is constant ineptitude from all directions. Even the totally unrelated chyron is maddening. Don't forget about the giant factory farm bailout that we need because China predictably retaliated against our steel tariffs like a totally rational actor.  

The referenced book, "Before The Storm", about Goldwater's rise on the tide of the first insurgency, is a must read.  Great article, thanks.

I'm really hoping the republican party just dies after Trump and never comes back. It would be a lot easier to just split up the democratic party between the socialists and the capitalists and move forward from there.

3 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I'm really hoping the republican party just dies after Trump and never comes back. It would be a lot easier to just split up the democratic party between the socialists and the capitalists and move forward from there.

Yes, if they could just be vanished, that would be ideal, but that's not reality.  His minions are going to be here after he is gone and I really don't know what we do with them.

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yes, if they could just be vanished, that would be ideal, but that's not reality.  His minions are going to be here after he is gone and I really don't know what we do with them.

i have an idea.

13 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I'm really hoping the republican party just dies after Trump and never comes back. It would be a lot easier to just split up the democratic party between the socialists and the capitalists and move forward from there.

I was thinking about something like this the other day.  Because the Rs have made themselves unelectable due to corruption, we are reduced to not have having any choice on actual policy matters.  Are you a foreign policy hawk or dove?  Do you want single payer or not?  What role should federal government play in education? in employment laws? in equal rights?  Doesn't matter what your position is.  You have to vote D regardless.

8 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I was thinking about something like this the other day.  Because the Rs have made themselves unelectable due to corruption, we are reduced to not have having any choice on actual policy matters.  Are you a foreign policy hawk or dove?  Do you want single payer or not?  What role should federal government play in education? in employment laws? in equal rights?  Doesn't matter what your position is.  You have to vote D regardless.

The democrats aren't exactly united on every issue the way the republicans are, either. It would be pretty easy to split a new party led by Bernie/AOC from the democratic party if there wasn't a dying republican party that would be the beneficiary of that split.

This isn't how you do it..... Run off one of your best and brightest Asian-Filipina-American women.  Yikes.

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do tell.

it's complicated.

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL.... JFC, GOP.  Time to take out the trash...... 

 

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Nice prison beard.

He probably grew that pathetic, patchy excuse for facial hair in attempt to look tough and protect his hiney before his trip to the hoosegow.

What district is this fool going to run in?

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