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36 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Governor MeeMaw (as @Bama Chick used to call her) saying she wants more parental supervision in libraries is playing coy. She means she and her like-minded pals want more parents telling other parents exactly what anyone can or cannot read. Considering that 41% of Alabama 4th graders read below grade level, I say put any and all kinds of books in the library. Fat chance very many patrons can read well enough to know what they say.

Unfortunately, this is pretty accurate, all of it.  

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

sigh. why is everything just so gotdamn stupid?

Stupid, but hilarious.

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Unfortunately, this is pretty accurate, all of it.  

Oh I know it. Reading opens minds and broadens perspectives and that's dangerous. Everyone on this board knows why slave owners didn't want slaves educated or the Taliban to allow girls to attend school past twelve years. If many Indigenous children had been allowed to remain on the reservation and studied in both their own language and English (or Spanish or French depending), those students would've grown up to accomplish all sorts of things.

 

When it comes lethality—Swifties>antifa and berniebros, combined. 
 

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And sweet justice is MAGA’ts rooting for San Francisco. 

I don’t know if tay would drop a smoking hot dis track, but I wouldn’t doubt her ability to do so. 

7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Uh oh.  Celebrity war heating up:

 

"Your Dad's skeevy work buddy want's to tell you why it's wrong to be a Swiftie" 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Kid Rock was done when joe c passed 

Hey, don't discount the genius songwriting team of Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow.

14 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Uh oh.  Celebrity war heating up:

 

The revenue from the sales of diet coke at one show on the Eras tour is surely 10X the amount that will be raised by this fundraising blowout by MAGA's finest.  Shit, maybe just diet sprite.

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The revenue from the sales of diet coke at one show on the Eras tour is surely 10X the amount that will be raised by this fundraising blowout by MAGA's finest.  Shit, maybe just diet sprite.


they missed a huge opp not having avocado toast 

We need a running list of who maga wants to jail / execute ….

 

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need a running list of who maga wants to jail / execute ….

 

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5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Didn't one of these incels "leaders" claim that if one had sex with a woman it made one gay?

The founder of the Proud Boys live-streamed himself shoving a dildo up his ass to prove that he wasn’t gay.

You have prominent “Moms for Liberty” bitching about LBGTQ stuff, all the while engaging in threesomes with other women.  Ashli Babbit or whatever, that got shot on January 6 was in a “throuple” marriage or whatever with a woman and a man.  The list goes on.

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need a running list of who maga wants to jail / execute ….

 

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47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hey, don't discount the genius songwriting team of Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow.

That was literally like 20 years ago.  He had one album in the late 90's and one song with Sheryl Crow.  Why is he still even relevant?

The perfect interview. It cuts right through all the bullshit to the real reason those assholes love the confederate flag.

6 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm a Selenator, but we are close allies 

Bustier? Busti-CACA.

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Considering that 41% of Alabama 4th graders read below grade level,

So 59% of the kids are at or above now? I am surprised and impressed.

MeeMaw during the Pandemic was a semi-functioning filter against the frat boy reflexes of Republican He-Men. Guess she couldn't let this Comm'nism slide.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Uh oh.  Celebrity war heating up:

 

Maybe if Kid Rock asks politely, and passes a piss test, Taylor will let him drive one of her equipment trucks.

10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'm not much on pop culture and have not knowingly heard a Taylor Swift song. If there's only one that I should listen to on YouTube which one is it?

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46 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

That was literally like 20 years ago.  He had one album in the late 90's and one song with Sheryl Crow.  Why is he still even relevant?


he’s not but in trump’s eyes he’s a huge mega star but not a bigger star than trump 

Remember those chicks you went to rock concerts with in the 80s? They all got married, had kids, half of them divorced, and they’re all margarita moms with leopard stretch pants.

Ground zero is his bar in Nashville. Nothing but divorce parties for the 50+ older crowd who NEED to hear a cover band playing Journey.

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56 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The perfect interview. It cuts right through all the bullshit to the real reason those assholes love the confederate flag.

Part of me thinks he's pro-slavery and the other part of the thinks he doesn't understand what pro vs. anti means.  

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Part of me thinks he's pro-slavery and the other part of the thinks he doesn't understand what pro vs. anti means.  

Yep. And the next day he suddenly looked up from his coffee and said "HELL IT WASN'T EVEN ABOUT SLAVERY."

22 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Part of me thinks he's pro-slavery and the other part of the thinks he doesn't understand what pro vs. anti means.  

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21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yep. And the next day he suddenly looked up from his coffee and said "HELL IT WASN'T EVEN ABOUT SLAVERY."

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Fun Fact: back when me and my buds would sit around killing cheap bottles of bourbon, when I started talkin like that guy ^^^ it was time to cut me off. It's an accent I would have heard as a toddler, and it's just waitin to come out.

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Fun Fact: back when me and my buds would sit around killing cheap bottles of bourbon, when I started talkin like that guy ^^^ it was time to cut me off. It's an accent I would have heard as a toddler, and it's just waitin to come out.

So you are old timey??

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

So you are old timey??

How's your cat hoppin?

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8 hours ago, bolverk said:

Cloak Room being toxic

I laughed because it's funny. It's not that active warzone known as football that scares noobs, it's the Cabal of Toxic Meanies.

6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I laughed because it's funny. It's not that active warzone known as football that scares noobs, it's the Cabal of Toxic Meanies.

First neg i got as a young pup was in the For Sale section. Shit was vicious back then.

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Remember those chicks you went to rock concerts with in the 80s? They all got married, had kids, half of them divorced, and they’re all margarita moms with leopard stretch pants.

Ground zero is his bar in Nashville. Nothing but divorce parties for the 50+ older crowd who NEED to hear a cover band playing Journey.

 

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Went to the Trump border train rally tonight. I live about ten minutes away so wanted to see what it was like. Whoo boy. It was exactly what you imagine.

Sarah Palin made some shrieking remarks and Ted Nugent said something about how he played guitar in the 80's and if you did not have a gun in both hands you were a homo. His rendition of the Star Spangled Banner was not good. 

Someone had the "pine tree" flag and I asked her which of Washington's frigates commissioned in 1775 she liked the most. She blinked a few times. I changed tact and inquired about which part of John Locke's Second Treatise of Government she found most compelling. Blank stare.

These are not serious people. Their lunacy is waning and I have hope for our republic. I think we can keep it.

That said I enjoyed talking with my Central Texans. We talked sports, family and dogs. These are good people. Let's pray that this too shall pass.

Went to the Trump border train rally tonight. I live about ten minutes away so wanted to see what it was like. Whoo boy. It was exactly what you imagine.
Sarah Palin made some shrieking remarks and Ted Nugent said something about how he played guitar in the 80's and if you did not have a gun in both hands you were a homo. His rendition of the Star Spangled Banner was not good. 
Someone had the "pine tree" flag and I asked her which of Washington's frigates commissioned in 1775 she liked the most. She blinked a few times. I changed tact and inquired about which part of John Locke's Second Treatise of Government she found most compelling. Blank stare.
These are not serious people. Their lunacy is waning and I have hope for our republic. I think we can keep it.
That said I enjoyed talking with my Central Texans. We talked sports, family and dogs. These are good people. Let's pray that this too shall pass.

Didja see the banner they had as their backdrop? Didja see the date? These are the dumbest humans to walk the earth since Homo Erectus petered out.

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Yeah I did see that banner but did not pay much attention to that detail. I remember thinking that's a little weird but moved on.

I alternate between being on that ledge with you and being an optimist gump. 

In the end I think these are just children who need their cough medicine and be put to bed for the night.

5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Oh I know it. Reading opens minds and broadens perspectives and that's dangerous. Everyone on this board knows why slave owners didn't want slaves educated or the Taliban to allow girls to attend school past twelve years. If many Indigenous children had been allowed to remain on the reservation and studied in both their own language and English (or Spanish or French depending), those students would've grown up to accomplish all sorts of things.

 

It's pretty depressing honestly.  When I was on campus I worked at Gorgas library (our main) for a while in the inter-library exchange in special collections (I was for all intents and purposes a glorified package handler at minimum wage, nothing special by any means).  We actually have a pretty amazing library.  This whole "movement" is just pathetic and generally sad.  

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Didja see the banner they had as their backdrop? Didja see the date? These are the dumbest humans to walk the earth since Homo Erectus petered out.

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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Didja see the banner they had as their backdrop? Didja see the date? These are the dumbest humans to walk the earth since Homo Erectus petered out.

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I'm actually more curious as to how you keep that sheen on that ship lap.  Looks great.  

To be honest, that's more valuable info than anything those dipshits are up to.  

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

‘peaceful’ 

This must have happened long after I left. These people are the stupidest but also fortunately completely inept. 

51 minutes ago, Walser said:

In the end I think these are just children who need their cough medicine and be put to bed for the night.

Children are the one group of Americans we still exclude from voting…

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