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35 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

Uh, that ain't Lee Majors for fuck sake.

Lee Greenwood? 
Johnny Majors? 

help me out here, bro. 

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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X, 1, 2, x 

 

I hate myself.  

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


if i saw someone going after my kid like that, he’s not going to like the outcome 

officer, I thought he was holding a gun or diseased dildo, and he was concealing his identity with the hat.    

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This douche is past due for an ass kicking …

That was really awkward. Does he think this is anything but cringeworthy? He must have a lot of practice getting ignored by women and normal people.

Made me think his high school years were Anthony Michael Hall-esque

 

 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

X, 1, 2, x 

 

I hate myself.  

An X for the first one? Missed opportunity. Talk her into letting you tie her up, then you take a shit in the MAGA bag. Go down to the bar, have a beer, charge it to her room.

X, 1, 2, x 
 
I hate myself.  

I presume you hate yourself because you’re lying about those two X’s.
2 hours ago, GenXer said:

That was really awkward. Does he think this is anything but cringeworthy? He must have a lot of practice getting ignored by women and normal people.

Made me think his high school years were Anthony Michael Hall-esque

 

 

HP “kid” and a total fuckstick at that. I first became aware of him early in COVID when he’d film himself going into Target with a Zorro mask and tell them he had a mask on. He’s also the one that would go into city council meetings and say (or rap) all kinds of stupid shit.

It's the only answer she can give, shitty as it is. Her only chance at the nomination is Trump's continued legal woes and/or him becoming physically incapacitated. Whatever slim hope she has depends on her not entirely alienating the GQP base. The MAGAts will never vote for a non-Trump candidate but she might be able to steal enough other votes along the way to make it interesting.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

An X for the first one? Missed opportunity. Talk her into letting you tie her up, then you take a shit in the MAGA bag. Go down to the bar, have a beer, charge it to her room.

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26 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Cringe

 


I'll bet she wouldn't. She's trying to ingatiate herself with the MAGA crowd and get Trump to pick her for VP. 

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

 


Does it come with a free bowl of soup?

 

 

Does he sell eggs by the dozen too?

Haley has 2 weeks left before she will be parroting Trumps bullshit 

21 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

and get Trump to pick her for VP. 

That ship has sailed. And as crazy as Dotard is, he's not going to choose someone as his running mate who was responsible for 1/6.

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

It's like he knows everything.

Does he know how many illegals vote?


I have been to Lodi, Wisconsin. Waunakee, too. I know: CSB.
Was it just about a year ago?
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Why do Maga chicks all have giant 90s fake tits and no ass?
19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


When this stuff is done in the name of Allah, it’s backwards and barbaric.
When it’s done in the name of Christ, it’s about the sanctity of the family and a sacred right in the USA, a CHRISTIAN NATION!
American Taliban - we has one.

Christians are every bit the pieces of shit Muslims are.  Every. Fucking. Bit. 

7 hours ago, Born to Run said:
On 2/18/2024 at 12:03 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I have been to Lodi, Wisconsin. Waunakee, too. I know: CSB.

Was it just about a year ago?

Today I learned that there are towns and villages called Lodi in at least 19 states.

Reminds me I need to smoke weed and listen to CCR today. 
 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Christians are every bit the pieces of shit Muslims are.  Every. Fucking. Bit. 

People are pieces of shit. It doesn’t matter which cult. 

 

 

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21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
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Why do Maga chicks all have giant 90s fake tits and no ass?

Because they got the tits in the 90s, and the Ozempic destroys the ass fat?

Bien Jugado, senor.  Bien Jugado...

Bunch of MAGA truckers are vowing to shut down shipments to New York unless they reverse the judgement.

So many of these dudes are probably in debt, cheering for a “billionaire” who would stiff them in a heartbeat if he contracted out to them.

Meanwhile liberal truckers will make more money…

https://twitter.com/search?q=Truckers&src=typed_query&f=top

32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Bunch of MAGA truckers are vowing to shut down shipments to New York unless they reverse the judgement.

So many of these dudes are probably in debt, cheering for a “billionaire” who would stiff them in a heartbeat if he contracted out to them.

Meanwhile liberal truckers will make more money…

https://twitter.com/search?q=Truckers&src=typed_query&f=top

Fine.  There is a glut of capacity in the market.  We'll somehow be fine.

I'm interested in the slideshow behind the two mannequin bitches -- he saved England, agent 0047, or something like that?   Tell me more....

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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that is fucking nightmare fuel. I'm not sure it can be killed with fire. looks like they already tried

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

WTF is that thing in the "47" hat. 

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8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

x, X, X, X, x

 

that is fucking nightmare fuel. I'm not sure it can be killed with fire. looks like they already tried

Looks like something AI would create if you asked for "trashy nursing home whores".

 

 

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Looks like something AI would create if you asked for "trashy nursing home whores".

 

 

Those women left their house or hotel, whatever the case may be, believing they looked good.  All that really tells me is that they have no friends, none at all.  

26 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Those women left their house or hotel, whatever the case may be, believing they looked good.  All that really tells me is that they have no friends, none at all.  

Well no honest friends anyway.  Just guy friends with paper bags.

 

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The newest members of the balcony crew on the Muppets are just sad and pathetic.

12 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The newest members of the balcony crew on the Muppets are just sad and pathetic.

Shitler & Fuckedoff?

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The newest members of the balcony crew on the Muppets are just sad and pathetic.

You ‘member how I’ve said “you don’t wanna see what I wouldn’t hit?”
Well….now you’ve seen it.
11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You ‘member how I’ve said “you don’t wanna see what I wouldn’t hit?”
Well….now you’ve seen it.

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