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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#27303
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sorry, dude.  I have some eclectic tastes, but "Cryptkeeper fetish" ain't one of them.

OK, now imagine a threesome between those two and the Cryptkeeper out there on Pornhub.

#27304

So we're just not talking about the redheaded dude behind them who is obviously the scary devil guy from the Poltergeist franchise?  Is any part of the simulation even trying anymore?  

#27305
Just now, Macanudo said:

OK, now imagine a threesome between those two and the Cryptkeeper out there on Pornhub.

Let John Clayton rest in peace please.  

#27306
13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So we're just not talking about the redheaded dude behind them who is obviously the scary devil guy from the Poltergeist franchise?  Is any part of the simulation even trying anymore?  

Everyone in that picture could have been a character in Nothing But Trouble.

#27307
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Everyone in that picture could have been a character in Nothing But Trouble.

And that famous guy's brother's name?  You guessed it.  

Pete Aykroyd

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#27311
2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Jerry Jones will fuck anything. 

Top of the list?  Cowboys fans.

#27315
55 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Breaking avenue contracts and paying subsequent penalties to own the libs

#27316
3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So we're just not talking about the redheaded dude behind them who is obviously the scary devil guy from the Poltergeist franchise?  Is any part of the simulation even trying anymore?  

I thought that was who we were talking about first... Then the two mannequins.

#27318
4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I thought that was who we were talking about first... Then the two mannequins.

Wait, that dude is Andrew McCarthy?  Good lord, he is not aging well...

#27320

the East Coast President of the Kid Rock Fan Club is named "Joe Barron."  Are you fucking kidding me?  

Let''s Go Barron!

Fuck Joe Barron! 

Let's Rock Barron!

 

I only know a few of you in real life and this is a wonderful community.  But will somebody please check on me on or about Thursday because this is fucking insane.  

#27321
40 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Dozens! Dozens of fans will be heart broken !

This is terrific satire.

#27322
Mar-a-Lago is a geriatric insane asylum filled with tacky racist plastic surgery addicted drug addicts and greedy fascist moron traitors.

 

#27326
10 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Serious question but how is Kid Rock a "celebrity" anymore?  His one album was in the late 90's and the song he did with Sheryl Crow was in 2003.  (I was surprised it was that old when it came up on Sirius.)  

#27327

 

Outside Trump’s golf course today, “Ronny” says he used to watch and love sports but Trump got him into politics then he started watching just Fox. But ever since Fox called the election for Biden he will now only watch Steve Bannon, who he watches religiously 4 hours every day.

 

 

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13 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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Dozens! Dozens of fans will be heart broken !

So, the right wing answer to Taylor Swift is selling autographed popcorn buckets for $12.99?

#27330
15 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, the right wing answer to Taylor Swift is selling autographed popcorn buckets for $12.99?


“Some popcorn buckets just mean more. “

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#27331
OK Schools Chief Ryan Walters is fuming that 154 presidential historians rated Trump dead last of all presidents. He says he will make sure the children of OK know how wrong those historians are about Trump.

Frustrated Ryan Gosling GIF

 

#27334

Trump cult = Russian cult 

🚨 Russia: American and Russian dual citizen, 33 year old woman charged with treason in Yekaterinburg. She was identified as partaking in anti-Kremlin / pro-Ukraine public gatherings in Los Angeles, where she lives, before visiting Russia. PEOPLE - DO NOT GO TO RUSSIA.

 

#27336

 

4 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Atlantic Ocean- *cancels America where Kid Rock's house sits*

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/kid-rocks-oceanfront-home-hangs-192924724.html

 

The article mentions Kid Rock's address. Guess what you see when you do a Google streetview of that address?  What a pussy!  



https://www.google.com/maps/@26.9498847,-80.0743937,3a,75y,103.3h,85.16t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sZ40AkpA-Ur-dbZeaaVVRmg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu


You can pay Google to block out the view of your house. Or maybe you can just request it, I'm not sure.  I have a friend who is a judge and he has the same thing.

 

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#27337
12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

The article mentions Kid Rock's address. Guess what you see when you do a Google streetview of that address?  What a pussy!  



https://www.google.com/maps/@26.9498847,-80.0743937,3a,75y,103.3h,85.16t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sZ40AkpA-Ur-dbZeaaVVRmg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu


You can pay Google to block out the view of your house. Or maybe you can just request it, I'm not sure.  I have a friend who is a judge and he has the same thing.

 

His house is canceled!!!

#27338
33 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

The article mentions Kid Rock's address. Guess what you see when you do a Google streetview of that address?  What a pussy!  



https://www.google.com/maps/@26.9498847,-80.0743937,3a,75y,103.3h,85.16t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sZ40AkpA-Ur-dbZeaaVVRmg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu


You can pay Google to block out the view of your house. Or maybe you can just request it, I'm not sure.  I have a friend who is a judge and he has the same thing.

 

I think you just have to request it. I don't even know if you have to be the owner. Maybe we can ask google to blur out trump tower

#27339
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Hitler appeared, a man with limited intellectual abilities and unfit for any useful work, bursting with envy and bitterness against all whom circumstance and nature had favored over him....In his desperate ambition for power he discovered that his speeches, confused and pervaded with hate as they were, received wild acclaim by those whose situation and orientation resembled his own. He picked up this human flotsam on the streets and in the taverns and organized them around himself. This is the way he launched his political career.

Albert Einstein

#27340
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hitler appeared, a man with limited intellectual abilities and unfit for any useful work, bursting with envy and bitterness against all whom circumstance and nature had favored over him....In his desperate ambition for power he discovered that his speeches, confused and pervaded with hate as they were, received wild acclaim by those whose situation and orientation resembled his own. He picked up this human flotsam on the streets and in the taverns and organized them around himself. This is the way he launched his political career.

Albert Einstein

SIGH.

#27341
Trump making his Mar-a-Lago guests sing the national anthem / pledge of allegiance mashup song he recorded with imprisoned January 6th insurrectionists.

 

#27343
These arguments are particularly gross considering how many soldiers from a small country like Denmark died in Afghanistan fighting America's war.But like Don Buldoc in my previous tweet...she's playing a political game. Good politics for her, but not for America. https://t.co/0yOnwUOpg6

 

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#27345

I feel like there is a bigger story in here somewhere. Starting in late 2000s

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#27346

I woke up this morning and realized that the Republican party is not advocating for any single program, idea, or bill that’s good for America. Can anyone think of one single example? Immigration reform theoretically was one, but we’ve all seen what happened there. It really is amazing how worthless that party has become. 

#27347

Juan Williams of Fox News writing for The Hill

Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) took a face-first fall on live television two weeks ago when he called a vote to begin impeachment proceedings against President Biden’s secretary of Homeland Security, Alejandro Mayorkas. In rushing to please the Trump-extremists in his caucus, he failed to realize that he did not have the votes. On a second try last week, they impeached Mayorkas by a single vote. It was a transparently empty act that said less about the secretary than it did about their own bumbling.

The entire GOP House caucus is now locked in this fall-on-your-butt loop of dysfunction.

Currently, close to two dozen Republicans are making it clear they can’t take more of the sad comedy. They are leaving their broken caucus. 

https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/4463811-house-republicans-majority-is-falling-apart/

 

#27350
1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

Juan Williams of Fox News writing for The Hill

Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) took a face-first fall on live television two weeks ago when he called a vote to begin impeachment proceedings against President Biden’s secretary of Homeland Security, Alejandro Mayorkas. In rushing to please the Trump-extremists in his caucus, he failed to realize that he did not have the votes. On a second try last week, they impeached Mayorkas by a single vote. It was a transparently empty act that said less about the secretary than it did about their own bumbling.

The entire GOP House caucus is now locked in this fall-on-your-butt loop of dysfunction.

Currently, close to two dozen Republicans are making it clear they can’t take more of the sad comedy. They are leaving their broken caucus. 

https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/4463811-house-republicans-majority-is-falling-apart/

 

Guarantee that the GQP is celebrating that the 2 dozen republicans are resigning. They will backfill them with even Trumpier representatives. Since most districts are not in play, I assume most if not all, will win.

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