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To me, a big part of the consolidation of power is building a political machine in DC that will crush any opposition to the status quo. The Squad hasn't passed any substantive legislation that I'm aware of, but the machine is preparing to grind them to powder if possible. The machine will do the same to freshman Rs that wander off the beaten path.

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7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really don't want to be a conspiracy theorist on this, but it just seems more and more likely every day.  And to the billionaire part, abso-fucking-lutely.  It takes a special type of personality to become a billionaire and a big part of that personality is stepping on people's throats.

Behind every great fortune a great crime was committed.

What a fucking embarrassment (to UT) and a drama queen.  He's only slightly better than Dannie Goeb.

4 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

The original kingdom of Israel must be restored

 

4 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

So why do evangelicals shit on Gaza and give Jordan a pass?  Gaza wasn't part of the original. Half of Jordan was. 

the original kingdom of israel, aka samaria, wasn't even ruled from jerusalem (which was the capital of the kingdom of judah). the king's writ in jerusalem probably traveled no further than about 20 miles.  and they didn't exactly see eye to eye on religious matters. 

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David Duke is back except this time he’s a doctor and a Senator 

 

R's:  I have many friends that are black people... for Halloween. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Tilting at windmills is good for distracting the public.

 

3 hours ago, bolverk said:

Behind every great fortune a great crime was committed.

Cervantes and Balzac in the same thread.

We are smart as fuck up in this bitch.

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9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The future of Trumpism:

 

In case you missed this gem, that first sentence is 14 words.

In case you don’t know what that means:

"14 Words" is a reference to the most popular white supremacist slogan in the world: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." The slogan was coined by David Lane, a member of the white supremacist terrorist group known as The Order (Lane died in prison in 2007). The term reflects the primary white supremacist worldview in the late 20th and early 21st centuries: that unless immediate action is taken, the white race is doomed to extinction by an alleged "rising tide of color" purportedly controlled and manipulated by Jews.

Because of its widespread popularity, white supremacists reference this slogan constantly, in its full form as well as in abbreviated versions such as "14 Words", "Fourteen Words," or simply the number "14."

Now let’s read both sentences again:

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

"It's time we ended this cosmopolitan experiment and recovered the promise of our republic.”

This is the Senator that replaced Claire McCaskill in November.

Hawley’s full speech -

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TL;DR - The jews will not replace us.

The dog whistles are getting fancy.

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That particular word, “cosmopolitan”, is more specific even than that. It has been used more or less as a direct euphemism for jews under nationalism “intellectual” frameworks of anti-semitism in Europe and the United States since the early 1940’s. Examples include the phrase “rootless cosmopolitanism”. It’s not just a dog whistle, but a fascist/Stalinist-specific dog whistle that evokes images of international Jewish conspiracy.
8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

David Duke is back except this time he’s a doctor and a Senator 

 

Next time I run the OKC Half Marathon, I'll make it a point to tell everyone there that Antifa is the real threat.

This whole belief that left wing domestic terrorism is on par with right wing/white nationalist terrorism is blatantly false and has been well documented.

 

I always love it when politicians wear their "man of the people" outfits that are clearly brand new.  Immaculately cleaned and pressed work clothes are especially good.

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Make sure the sleeves are rolled up, Brownie.

8 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Cervantes and Balzac in the same thread.

We are smart as fuck up in this bitch.

In Trump’s version, he’s riding the horse backwards and he dropped his lance about a half-mile back, but he’s still going full-speed.  

6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I always love it when politicians wear their "man of the people" outfits that are clearly brand new.  Immaculately cleaned and pressed work clothes are especially good.

Dannie Goeb even had an immaculate pickup truck in a campaign ad.  

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

In case you missed this gem, that first sentence is 14 words.

In case you don’t know what that means:

 

 

The future of this country scares me more and more everyday. 

That stupid “alternative” search engine is just another way for scared old white people to bury themselves deeper in their echo chamber.

 

Ole Cletus can’t be googling “How many dirty immigrants murdered babies last year?” and get facts they don’t believe in. That might actually challenge their narrow bigoted beliefs.

 

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't get it.

i do and i despair i did not think of it first

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

That stupid “alternative” search engine is just another way for scared old white people to bury themselves deeper in their echo chamber.

Ole Cletus can’t be googling “How many dirty immigrants murdered babies last year?” and get facts they don’t believe in. That might actually challenge their narrow bigoted beliefs.

It's so bizarre. We each have all of the information ever available within a few clicks on our phones, and truth and transparency are nowhere to be found. Weird.

I thought it was the BIG TECH conspiracy that Google is pushing conservative sites down on the algorithms? 

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You can't accidentally find out we haven't always been at war with Eurasia if it doesn't pop up in your search results.

Just wait till after net neutrality is dead and this is the only search engine you can get answers from in under 10 minutes

1 hour ago, retread said:

It's so bizarre. We each have all of the information ever available within a few clicks on our phones, and truth and transparency are nowhere to be found. Weird.

That's because it's easier to disseminate disinformation as well.  The internet makes it far easier to overwhelm the truth with lies.  The Russians couldn't go print out fake newspapers to distribute all over America in the 60s to 80s. People just read their local rag.  Subversive shit like a Fox News equivalent existed but it didn't have a large reach. 

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

Enough is enough!  I gotta get in on this grift.  How can I buy an Ad on this website for my ANTIFA/Muslim insurance package??

well, first of all you need a better name. Maybe try to work "tactical" or maybe "Patriot" into it. 

We had a good run.

 

11 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Enough is enough!  I gotta get in on this grift.  How can I buy an Ad on this website for my ANTIFA/Muslim insurance package??

I’ve been seriously considering it.  It’s so damned easy to get stories retweeted by the more popular right-wingers.  

But it would feel dirty as fuck.  But it would be some easy spending money.  And it would make for a fun long con.

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Given the fact that Yiffy is for fucking furries, it makes sense they’d use Yippy.

Yiffy, you say?

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11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’ve been seriously considering it.  It’s so damned easy to get stories retweeted by the more popular right-wingers.  

But it would feel dirty as fuck.  But it would be some easy spending money.  And it would make for a fun long con.

If Jerry Jones can scam low IQ poors into pouring their hard earned pennies into a shitty, make-believe product then you can too!

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Given the fact that Yiffy is for fucking furries, it makes sense they’d use Yippy.

They obviously don't know the history of the Youth International Party. 

20 hours ago, retread said:

We had a good run.

 

His listeners really do think Antifa is running rampant in America.  I know a few of these people and I always ask them to name 2 or 3 incidents and they always come up short.  It's usually a protest or something.

I also like how they think Christians are being persecuted but it's them who are chanting "send her back."

1 hour ago, troph said:

They also believe she’s raising money from terrorist organizations to overthrow the government and is being allowed to do so by the deep state.

so where do i direct my venmo?

So Trump is openly using the Lord’s name in vain at his campaign rallies.

And he’s spending more time on twitter reassuring Kanye West that he will get some rapper out of jail, than he’s spending on the 50th Anniversary of a man, an American , walking on the fucking moon.   

Well done, GOP, well done.

This is who you are.  A party led by a reality TV star concerned with pleasing his rapper buddy, and who gives two shits about the Bible.

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So Trump is openly using the Lord’s name in vain at his campaign rallies.

And he’s spending more time on twitter reassuring Kanye West that he will get some rapper out of jail, than he’s spending on the 50th Anniversary of a man, an American , walking on the fucking moon.   

Well done, GOP, well done.

This is who you are.  A party led by a reality TV star concerned with pleasing his rapper buddy, and who gives two shits about the Bible.

He's also a racist. Let's not forget that. It's very important.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's also a racist. Let's not forget that. It's very important.

GOP doesn’t care about that.

They love to call the Ds Socialists but what do the Rs offer in 2019?  Stabilizing healthcare for Americans, responsible foreign policy, responsible spending, dealing with immigration like adults?

Anything but fear mongering and rolling back Obama's policies to own the libs?

27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

GOP doesn’t care about that.

They sure are sensitive about it.

 

30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

GOP doesn’t care about that.

It’s a huge plus for Republicans.  

R vision for America. Fear.

 

R vision for America. Fear.
 

Ole Charlie is a dumb motherfucker. Some of those are truly rich. The GOP’s masturbatory fear fantasy list is a wonder to behold.
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