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#27601

It's probably not a good sign when I'm continuously wondering with these people, "Don't they have anyone in their life who cares about their well being?". Roseanne is clearly going through some things. Like the rest of them.

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#27602
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
This is what “grooming” looks like

 

Kid has a hard life ahead of him.....

#27604
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

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What's sad is he'll have that hard life and have zero self awareness as to why.  He'll blame immigrants, minorities, or something.

#27605
Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

What's sad is he'll have that hard life and have zero self awareness as to why.  He'll blame immigrants, minorities, or something.


All of this 

#27606
34 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What's sad is he'll have that hard life and have zero self awareness as to why.  He'll blame immigrants, minorities, or something.

And then he'll become President of the United States.

#27607
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Kid has a hard life ahead of him.....

Born with 2 outs, 2 strikes, a broken bat and the 3rd Nolen Ryan fast ball pitch already in the catcher's mitt as the first neuron fires to begin his swing.  

#27608
22 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And then he'll become President of the United States.

After he shoots someone in a riot and becomes the hero of the American right.

#27609
13 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Born with 2 outs, 2 strikes, a broken bat and the 3rd Nolen Ryan fast ball pitch already in the catcher's mitt as the first neuron fires to begin his swing.  

Nolen? come on now

#27611
Imagine a church in a ‘blue state’ where people have gathered for sanctuary being protected by local police having to face off against ‘red state’ troops trying to round them up. There’s your Civil War 2 Electric Boogaloo. https://t.co/KTy3roUgRl

 

#27613

Pretty sure the churches will be in on the deportations rather than providing sanctuary. 

I’m sure it’s in their big book somewhere. 

#27614
3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Born with 2 outs, 2 strikes, a broken bat and the 3rd Nolan Ryan fast ball pitch already in the catcher's mitt as the first neuron fires to begin his swing.  

And Nolan has him in a headlock after he got angry at the world and charged the pitcher’s mound. 
 

 

#27615
2 hours ago, Stilicho said:

Pretty sure the churches will be in on the deportations rather than providing sanctuary. 

I’m sure it’s in their big book somewhere. 

Many will provide that sanctuary.  I have a lot of issues with religion and various sects of Christianity, but there are plenty who take the Bible stuff seriously.  Paxton has already been going after some of them,

#27616
35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Many will provide that sanctuary.  I have a lot of issues with religion and various sects of Christianity, but there are plenty who take the Bible stuff seriously.  Paxton has already been going after some of them,

I hope so. I hope their behavior gets emulated across some of the more rural states surrounding Texas. I have very little trust in the Christians of Oklahoma.

#27617
1 minute ago, Stilicho said:

I hope so. I hope their behavior gets emulated across some of the more rural states surrounding Texas. I have very little trust in the Christians of Oklahoma.

Their first album was pretty good, but then they sold out.

#27618
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Many will provide that sanctuary.  I have a lot of issues with religion and various sects of Christianity, but there are plenty who take the Bible stuff seriously.  Paxton has already been going after some of them,

Yes, they will.

I also can't wait for the "RELIGOUS LIBERTY!!!!!" crowd to tell us that the national guard storming churches isn't as bad as gay wedding cakes.

#27619
23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Their first album was pretty good, but then they sold out.

Ditched the lead singer. Sound changed after that.

#27622
This weekend in North Carolina we talked to someone who wants Donald Trump to send democrats to the gallows.

 

#27623

ah America. A bunch of people living two separate lives with no moral center or connecting vision of any sort. maybe aliens invade before Nov and you have a fighting chance. fingers crossed. 

 

#27625
Their first album was pretty good, but then they sold out.

Then they became the Kings of Leon and REALLY sucked.
#27626
1 minute ago, ohchaucer said:


Then they became the Kings of Leon and REALLY sucked.

I was quite literally thinking about playing the KOL angle, but they're just OU fans, not Oklahomans (to my knowledge).

To my great shame, my dad band is playing one of their songs at an early SXSW thing.  Our fucking bassist insists.

#27627
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was quite literally thinking about playing the KOL angle, but they're just OU fans, not Oklahomans (to my knowledge).

To my great shame, my dad band is playing one of their songs at an early SXSW thing.  Our fucking bassist insists.

I’ll admit I listened to that one album of theirs a few times…. And they were quite good live at ACL around the time they were blowing up. Or maybe that was My Morning Jacket. I’m too old to remember. 

#27628
10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was quite literally thinking about playing the KOL angle, but they're just OU fans, not Oklahomans (to my knowledge).

To my great shame, my dad band is playing one of their songs at an early SXSW thing.  Our fucking bassist insists.

Hand the bassist some music from fastball, dynamite hack, timbuk three, and the 13th floor elevators. 

#27629
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Hand the bassist some music from fastball, dynamite hack, timbuk three, and the 13th floor elevators. 

He knows them all.  This one song is admittedly not too bad:

 

#27632

 

28-11: The Florida state Senate passes a bill to remove local governments' authority to adopt heat standards, such as guaranteed shade and rest breaks, for workers.The bill would make all local heat protections “void and prohibited.”

 

 

#27633
12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

28-11: The Florida state Senate passes a bill to remove local governments' authority to adopt heat standards, such as guaranteed shade and rest breaks, for workers.The bill would make all local heat protections “void and prohibited.”

 

 

Nobody wants to work anymore.

#27634
2 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Then they became the Kings of Leon and REALLY sucked.

Then they moved to France, changed their name to Kungs, remixed a song from some Australian group named after the burners on a stove, and achieved some modest success. 

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#27635
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

28-11: The Florida state Senate passes a bill to remove local governments' authority to adopt heat standards, such as guaranteed shade and rest breaks, for workers.The bill would make all local heat protections “void and prohibited.”

 

 

Remove the air conditioners from the florida capitol building because fiscal responsibility.

#27636
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

28-11: The Florida state Senate passes a bill to remove local governments' authority to adopt heat standards, such as guaranteed shade and rest breaks, for workers.The bill would make all local heat protections “void and prohibited.”

 

 

Brain drain and a labor drain?

#27637
11 hours ago, Stilicho said:

Brain drain and a labor drain?

There would have to be brains to drain.  

#27639

Tim Tivo

BREAKING: @TimTebow calls for a “Rescue Team” to save exploited children - all while the FBI drains resources from this important work to target school board parents.

 

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#27641
17 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Tim Tivo

BREAKING: @TimTebow calls for a “Rescue Team” to save exploited children - all while the FBI drains resources from this important work to target school board parents.

 

Do you know a 100% guaranteed way for this "Rescue Team" to save children who are being sexually abused and exploited right now, as we speak?

Bug the devices of every single "youth pastor" in America.  In terms of numbers of abused children it will save, there is no action that could have a higher ROI.  If you REALLY are all about protecting kids from sexual abuse, you'd support that, Tim.  But you're not.  Because you're just another drooling Christofascist dumbfuck who protects the actual predators with every fiber of your being.  Tim Tebow isn't even a piece of shit, because pieces of shit can actually serve a purpose and be turned into fertilizer.  He's worse.

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#27642
12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Do you know a 100% guaranteed way for this "Rescue Team" to save children who are being sexually abused and exploited right now, as we speak?

Bug the devices of every single "youth pastor" in America.  In terms of numbers of abused children it will save, there is no action that could have a higher ROI.  If you REALLY are all about protecting kids from sexual abuse, you'd support that, Tim.  But you're not.  Because you're just another drooling Christofascist dumbfuck who protects the actual predators with every fiber of your being.  Tim Tebow isn't even a piece of shit, because pieces of shit can actually serve a purpose and be turned into fertilizer.  He's worse.

Today I learned Tim Tebow probably abuses children. 

#27643
2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Today I learned Tim Tebow probably abuses children. 

Is he a highly visible conservative "Christian" figure?  Then signs point to "yes."

#27645
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Is he a highly visible conservative "Christian" figure?  Then signs point to "yes."

Mix in a little home school element 

#27646
18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Good Job NC !

 

 

Sonic's chili cheese prosti-tots are 1/2 price after 5pm on Tuesdays.

#27647
28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Do you know a 100% guaranteed way for this "Rescue Team" to save children who are being sexually abused and exploited right now, as we speak?

Bug the devices of every single "youth pastor" in America.  In terms of numbers of abused children it will save, there is no action that could have a higher ROI.  If you REALLY are all about protecting kids from sexual abuse, you'd support that, Tim.  But you're not.  Because you're just another drooling Christofascist dumbfuck who protects the actual predators with every fiber of your being.  Tim Tebow isn't even a piece of shit, because pieces of shit can actually serve a purpose and be turned into fertilizer.  He's worse.

If Tim Tebow is calling for the FBI to start sending armed squads into every evangelical and Catholic church across the country, sign me up. 

#27648
36 minutes ago, smuggs said:

 

Sonic's chili cheese prosti-tots are 1/2 price after 5pm on Tuesdays.


sonic chili is very ok 

#27649
1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Today I learned Tim Tebow probably abuses children. 

He has performed infant circumcisions so

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