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It's probably not a good sign when I'm continuously wondering with these people, "Don't they have anyone in their life who cares about their well being?". Roseanne is clearly going through some things. Like the rest of them.

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Kid has a hard life ahead of him.....

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Kid has a hard life ahead of him.....


 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

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What's sad is he'll have that hard life and have zero self awareness as to why.  He'll blame immigrants, minorities, or something.

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

What's sad is he'll have that hard life and have zero self awareness as to why.  He'll blame immigrants, minorities, or something.


All of this 

34 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What's sad is he'll have that hard life and have zero self awareness as to why.  He'll blame immigrants, minorities, or something.

And then he'll become President of the United States.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Kid has a hard life ahead of him.....

Born with 2 outs, 2 strikes, a broken bat and the 3rd Nolen Ryan fast ball pitch already in the catcher's mitt as the first neuron fires to begin his swing.  

22 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And then he'll become President of the United States.

After he shoots someone in a riot and becomes the hero of the American right.

13 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Born with 2 outs, 2 strikes, a broken bat and the 3rd Nolen Ryan fast ball pitch already in the catcher's mitt as the first neuron fires to begin his swing.  

Nolen? come on now

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Pretty sure the churches will be in on the deportations rather than providing sanctuary. 

I’m sure it’s in their big book somewhere. 

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Born with 2 outs, 2 strikes, a broken bat and the 3rd Nolan Ryan fast ball pitch already in the catcher's mitt as the first neuron fires to begin his swing.  

And Nolan has him in a headlock after he got angry at the world and charged the pitcher’s mound. 
 

 

2 hours ago, Stilicho said:

Pretty sure the churches will be in on the deportations rather than providing sanctuary. 

I’m sure it’s in their big book somewhere. 

Many will provide that sanctuary.  I have a lot of issues with religion and various sects of Christianity, but there are plenty who take the Bible stuff seriously.  Paxton has already been going after some of them,

35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Many will provide that sanctuary.  I have a lot of issues with religion and various sects of Christianity, but there are plenty who take the Bible stuff seriously.  Paxton has already been going after some of them,

I hope so. I hope their behavior gets emulated across some of the more rural states surrounding Texas. I have very little trust in the Christians of Oklahoma.

1 minute ago, Stilicho said:

I hope so. I hope their behavior gets emulated across some of the more rural states surrounding Texas. I have very little trust in the Christians of Oklahoma.

Their first album was pretty good, but then they sold out.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Many will provide that sanctuary.  I have a lot of issues with religion and various sects of Christianity, but there are plenty who take the Bible stuff seriously.  Paxton has already been going after some of them,

Yes, they will.

I also can't wait for the "RELIGOUS LIBERTY!!!!!" crowd to tell us that the national guard storming churches isn't as bad as gay wedding cakes.

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Their first album was pretty good, but then they sold out.

Ditched the lead singer. Sound changed after that.

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Their first album was pretty good, but then they sold out.

They hold their swords all wrong 

6 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Kid has a hard life ahead of him.....

Those parents and that speech impediment are going make his existence very difficult.

ah America. A bunch of people living two separate lives with no moral center or connecting vision of any sort. maybe aliens invade before Nov and you have a fighting chance. fingers crossed. 

 

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"THERE'S A MARRIAGE CRISIS!!!!

WHY WON'T THEY MARRY US??!!"

Their first album was pretty good, but then they sold out.

Then they became the Kings of Leon and REALLY sucked.
1 minute ago, ohchaucer said:


Then they became the Kings of Leon and REALLY sucked.

I was quite literally thinking about playing the KOL angle, but they're just OU fans, not Oklahomans (to my knowledge).

To my great shame, my dad band is playing one of their songs at an early SXSW thing.  Our fucking bassist insists.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was quite literally thinking about playing the KOL angle, but they're just OU fans, not Oklahomans (to my knowledge).

To my great shame, my dad band is playing one of their songs at an early SXSW thing.  Our fucking bassist insists.

I’ll admit I listened to that one album of theirs a few times…. And they were quite good live at ACL around the time they were blowing up. Or maybe that was My Morning Jacket. I’m too old to remember. 

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was quite literally thinking about playing the KOL angle, but they're just OU fans, not Oklahomans (to my knowledge).

To my great shame, my dad band is playing one of their songs at an early SXSW thing.  Our fucking bassist insists.

Hand the bassist some music from fastball, dynamite hack, timbuk three, and the 13th floor elevators. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Hand the bassist some music from fastball, dynamite hack, timbuk three, and the 13th floor elevators. 

He knows them all.  This one song is admittedly not too bad:

 

12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Nobody wants to work anymore.

2 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Then they became the Kings of Leon and REALLY sucked.

Then they moved to France, changed their name to Kungs, remixed a song from some Australian group named after the burners on a stove, and achieved some modest success. 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Remove the air conditioners from the florida capitol building because fiscal responsibility.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Brain drain and a labor drain?

11 hours ago, Stilicho said:

Brain drain and a labor drain?

There would have to be brains to drain.  

So we’re like ten minutes away from Tebow and Manziel sporking?

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17 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Tim Tivo

 

Do you know a 100% guaranteed way for this "Rescue Team" to save children who are being sexually abused and exploited right now, as we speak?

Bug the devices of every single "youth pastor" in America.  In terms of numbers of abused children it will save, there is no action that could have a higher ROI.  If you REALLY are all about protecting kids from sexual abuse, you'd support that, Tim.  But you're not.  Because you're just another drooling Christofascist dumbfuck who protects the actual predators with every fiber of your being.  Tim Tebow isn't even a piece of shit, because pieces of shit can actually serve a purpose and be turned into fertilizer.  He's worse.

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12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Do you know a 100% guaranteed way for this "Rescue Team" to save children who are being sexually abused and exploited right now, as we speak?

Bug the devices of every single "youth pastor" in America.  In terms of numbers of abused children it will save, there is no action that could have a higher ROI.  If you REALLY are all about protecting kids from sexual abuse, you'd support that, Tim.  But you're not.  Because you're just another drooling Christofascist dumbfuck who protects the actual predators with every fiber of your being.  Tim Tebow isn't even a piece of shit, because pieces of shit can actually serve a purpose and be turned into fertilizer.  He's worse.

Today I learned Tim Tebow probably abuses children. 

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Today I learned Tim Tebow probably abuses children. 

Is he a highly visible conservative "Christian" figure?  Then signs point to "yes."

Matt? Matt? You might want to reconsider tweeting about exploited children in the same paragraph as schools...

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Is he a highly visible conservative "Christian" figure?  Then signs point to "yes."

Mix in a little home school element 

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Good Job NC !

 

 

Sonic's chili cheese prosti-tots are 1/2 price after 5pm on Tuesdays.

28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Do you know a 100% guaranteed way for this "Rescue Team" to save children who are being sexually abused and exploited right now, as we speak?

Bug the devices of every single "youth pastor" in America.  In terms of numbers of abused children it will save, there is no action that could have a higher ROI.  If you REALLY are all about protecting kids from sexual abuse, you'd support that, Tim.  But you're not.  Because you're just another drooling Christofascist dumbfuck who protects the actual predators with every fiber of your being.  Tim Tebow isn't even a piece of shit, because pieces of shit can actually serve a purpose and be turned into fertilizer.  He's worse.

If Tim Tebow is calling for the FBI to start sending armed squads into every evangelical and Catholic church across the country, sign me up. 

36 minutes ago, smuggs said:

 

Sonic's chili cheese prosti-tots are 1/2 price after 5pm on Tuesdays.


sonic chili is very ok 

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Today I learned Tim Tebow probably abuses children. 

He has performed infant circumcisions so

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