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13 hours ago, ultimaton said:

She's an NPC

Life imitates art

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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1 hour ago, Smax said:

 

 

and these people can vote, scary

Well shit, if I am not human and in fact just property of Pfizer, I guess I am no longer responsible for paying taxes, my actions, or really anything   I have  less responsibility now than a frozen fetus! 

New grift idea: tiny guns that can be implanted in a pregnant woman’s uterus so that embryos and fetii can exercise their 2A rights as early as patriotically possible. 
 

I mean, why should these young Americans have to wait until after their birth to be able to feel their freedom?

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20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

New grift idea: tiny guns that can be implanted in a pregnant woman’s uterus so that embryos and fetii can exercise their 2A rights as early as patriotically possible. 
 

I mean, why should these young Americans have to wait until after their birth to be able to feel their freedom?

Why not? We've already got these. Just gotta shrink 'em down a little further.

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“That is the definition of treason, and he should be hung by the neck until he’s dead,”

Support for a ban on assault weapons is treason?  Well, that's news to me.  Maybe Joe should read up on the definition of treason.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Support for a ban on assault weapons is treason?  Well, that's news to me.  Maybe Joe should read up on the definition of treason.

Guy who owns gun shop mad about an assault weapons ban 

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

CNN Anchor turns to panelist: Wild opinion out of Colorado man, but does he have a point?

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

New grift idea: tiny guns that can be implanted in a pregnant woman’s uterus so that embryos and fetii can exercise their 2A rights as early as patriotically possible. 
 

I mean, why should these young Americans have to wait until after their birth to be able to feel their freedom?

if a doctor wants to abort them, it is only fair to allow them to defend themselves

20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Support for a ban on assault weapons is treason?  Well, that's news to me.  Maybe Joe should read up on the definition of treason.

Meanwhile on this board we've decided that Trump selling US secrets that he stole and refused to give back to North Korea is not treason.

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

As someone who has worked in consumer retail for decades, I can expertly say that half the people in the country are morons.  By definition, half of the people are below average but the bar for "average" is significantly lower than you think.

I periodically check the DT and football boards.  My bar is set very low.

15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I got a Pfizer vaccine and a Moderna booster.  I guess they have to fight over who owns me.

Shut up you stupid Mozer

19 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I got a Pfizer vaccine and a Moderna booster.  I guess they have to fight over who owns me.

Family court, or small claims court?

 
Top 12 states with the highest rates of depression:
 
1. West Virginia: 26.4%.
2. Kentucky: 24.2%.
3. Tennessee: 24.1%.
4. Alabama: 23.5%.
5. Arkansas: 23.5%.
6. Louisiana: 23.5%.
. Washington: 23.4%.
8. Vermont: 23.3%.
9. Utah: 23.1%. 1
0. Oklahoma: 22.9%.
11. Missouri: 22.8%.
12. Montana: 22.6%.

Anyone notice what 11 of these states have in common?
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3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
 
Top 12 states with the highest rates of depression:
 
1. West Virginia: 26.4%.
2. Kentucky: 24.2%.
3. Tennessee: 24.1%.
4. Alabama: 23.5%.
5. Arkansas: 23.5%.
6. Louisiana: 23.5%.
. Washington: 23.4%.
8. Vermont: 23.3%.
9. Utah: 23.1%. 1
0. Oklahoma: 22.9%.
11. Missouri: 22.8%.
12. Montana: 22.6%.

Anyone notice what 11 of these states have in common?

Their lines end with a period? 

15 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
 
Top 12 states with the highest rates of depression:
 
1. West Virginia: 26.4%.
2. Kentucky: 24.2%.
3. Tennessee: 24.1%.
4. Alabama: 23.5%.
5. Arkansas: 23.5%.
6. Louisiana: 23.5%.
. Washington: 23.4%.
8. Vermont: 23.3%.
9. Utah: 23.1%. 1
0. Oklahoma: 22.9%.
11. Missouri: 22.8%.
12. Montana: 22.6%.

Anyone notice what 11 of these states have in common?

They all want to allow child marriages?

Dibs on "Vermont Child Marriage" band name.  We're kind of a New England Bluegrass meets Angst.Metal thing.  

54 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
 
Top 12 states with the highest rates of depression:
 
1. West Virginia: 26.4%.
2. Kentucky: 24.2%.
3. Tennessee: 24.1%.
4. Alabama: 23.5%.
5. Arkansas: 23.5%.
6. Louisiana: 23.5%.
. Washington: 23.4%.
8. Vermont: 23.3%.
9. Utah: 23.1%. 1
0. Oklahoma: 22.9%.
11. Missouri: 22.8%.
12. Montana: 22.6%.

Anyone notice what 11 of these states have in common?

99.9% come March. 

Traitor to the U.S. and Ukraine!

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Dibs on "Vermont Child Marriage" band name.  We're kind of a New England Bluegrass meets Angst.Metal thing.  

Slaid Cleaves has definitely done this song and forgot to write it down.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Anyone notice what 11 of these states have in common?

They were all cited without evidence. 

Make fun of these fuckers all you want but come January they are going to be telling us all what to do. 

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I, for one, welcome my BuzzBee overlord. The one with the Honey Nut, not Tony the Tank Driver.

12 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I, for one, welcome my BuzzBee overlord. The one with the Honey Nut, not Tony the Tank Driver.


plain Cheerios are the devil 

44 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Make fun of these fuckers all you want but come January they are going to be telling us all what to do. 

It's on you if you listen to them.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

WTF

 

Coffee, Straight!

”Cream or?”

No; thank you.  I take it black.  Like my men.  

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

WTF

 

That dude could use a bullet in his brain.

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

MAGAts are the dumbest people on the planet. 

And they have a real chance of running the USA as a dotard-led dictatorship.  

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

And they have a real chance of running the USA as a dotard-led dictatorship.  

That pesky electoral college system which gives more power to BFE states where no one wants to fucking live except people who are too stupid to be able to leave.

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4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

That pesky electoral college system which gives more power to BFE states where no one wants to fucking live except people who are too stupid to be able to leave.

Inaccurate. I’d love to be able to live in a fuck load of those states. They’re often the most beautiful ones we have. Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, Idaho, Montana. But they’re filled with assholes and fascists. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Inaccurate. I’d love to be able to live in a fuck load of those states. They’re often the most beautiful ones we have. Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, Idaho, Montana. But they’re filled with assholes and fascists. 

This really sticks in my craw.

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Inaccurate. I’d love to be able to live in a fuck load of those states. They’re often the most beautiful ones we have. Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, Idaho, Montana. But they’re filled with assholes and fascists. 

I have no desire to live in any of the places you listed. I was mainly thinking of the entire mid-west region: Iowa, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, and the Dakotas.

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

MAGAts are the dumbest people on the planet. 

 

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Cross posting here as we need more pushback like this on all the GQP bullshit.

 

Have migrants been stealing his roles for 25 years? Is that why he hates them?

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Of all things, the guy that starred in Silver Spoons is the right's go to guy on immigration and conditioning.  I'm going to need treatment for an aneurysm brought on by this shit.  

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Have migrants been stealing his roles for 25 years? Is that why he hates them?

Someone has

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Someone has

It turns out, having no talent is a drag on an acting career.  

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