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On 3/14/2024 at 10:10 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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Are you talking to me?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Ricky Schroder.

Kirk Cameron.

Scott Baio.

James Woods.

Rob Schneider.

Roseanne Barr.

Kid Rock.

Ted Nugent.

Jon Voigt.

Jim Breuer.

I guess celebrities don’t have to stay out of politics so long as they’re washed-up D listers and really stupid.

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9 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Ricky Schroder.

Kirk Cameron.

Scott Baio.

James Woods.

Rob Schneider.

Roseanne Barr.

Kid Rock.

Ted Nugent.

Jon Voigt.

Jim Breuer.

I guess celebrities don’t have to stay out of politics so long as they’re washed-up D listers and really stupid.

It's why the Right for most of our lifetime has been so anti-Hollywood. The "It's Still Real To Me Dammit" fanbois of an actual war-averting John Wayne got very, very hurt in the late 60s by a wave of Easy Rider. There was no principle. It was just their cultural monopoly being breached. 

Whenever a celebrity (exhibit A Donald Trump) parrots their delusions, it's all good. 

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Are you talking to me?

No. My son is also named Bort.

There are more closet right wing nuts in Hollywood. The lower echelons just have permission to come out now.

Jim Breuer has been the biggest surprise to me. But I don't know much about him beyond Half-Baked, which was our go-to for stoned viewing back in the day.

11 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Inaccurate. I’d love to be able to live in a fuck load of those states. They’re often the most beautiful ones we have. Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, Idaho, Montana. But they’re filled with assholes and fascists. 

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24 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

No. My son is also named Bort.

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A brief snippet from Ricky Schroder's wiki page:

Schroder was born in Brooklyn, New York City and raised on Staten Island, the son of Diane Katherine Bartlett and Richard John Schroder, both former employees of AT&T. His paternal grandparents were German immigrants.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

John Wayne?

you mean Marion Morrison?

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

John Wayne?

you mean Marion Morrison?

So do we go with his north name or who he identified as?  MAGA confuses me in this shit.

5 hours ago, Walser said:

There are more closet right wing nuts in Hollywood. The lower echelons just have permission to come out now.

Jim Breuer has been the biggest surprise to me. But I don't know much about him beyond Half-Baked, which was our go-to for stoned viewing back in the day.

Mel Gibson for starters. Although Hollywood sent him to the edges before MAGA. But he loves him some Trump. 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Little cocksucker was a wart on the ass of Lonesome Dove.  He sucks as an actor and at life. 

Jon Voigt probably molested him in The Champ remake.

9 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's why the Right for most of our lifetime has been so anti-Hollywood. The "It's Still Real To Me Dammit" fanbois of an actual war-averting John Wayne got very, very hurt in the late 60s by a wave of Easy Rider. There was no principle. It was just their cultural monopoly being breached. 

Whenever a celebrity (exhibit A Donald Trump) parrots their delusions, it's all good. 

Two posts about low-list actors and their shittiness, and no one brought up the OG?

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Two posts about low-list actors and their shittiness, and no one brought up the OG?

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Add Bob Dornan to the list, too. 

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6 hours ago, MisterP said:

I love people who cant define or figure out a gender or sex telling people they are dumb

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The trans community and people who don't identify themselves by their birth gender are dumb...that's really what you want to go with? You may not agree or understand, but dumb? That's certainly a take. On a related note, fuck off.

8 minutes ago, MisterP said:

I would say if you are born with balls, and cant figure out that you are genetically a man.....you know what youre right. Theyre not dumb. They are mentally ill. Thanks for the clarification!!!!!

Now explain someone born with testicles and ovaries (intersex, formerly hermaphroditism).

10 minutes ago, MisterP said:

cant figure out that you are genetically a man

You can’t possibly believe that’s what is happening with trans or gender fluid people. 

We don't all have to agree, do we?

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2 minutes ago, MisterP said:

We don't all have to agree do we?

We don't all have to agree, do we?

Run out of geography lessons for the homeschool crowd?

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We don't all have to agree, do we?

“You think black people are humans entitled to equal treatment, I think they’re inferior mud people on par with animals. We don’t all have to agree, do we?”

When it comes to whether you treat my fellow humans with dignity, decency, and respect, there’s no room for disagreement. Go fuck yourself.
13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Now explain someone born with testicles and ovaries (intersex, formerly hermaphroditism).

A scientific anomaly. We both know that's not the real issue here. You want to wear dresses and call yourself a women and suck dick, doesnt affect me. 

The real issue is allowing 12 year olds to choose if they want hormone blockers. It's teachers telling kids in schools they don't have to be their gender. 

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


“You think black people are humans entitled to equal treatment, I think they’re inferior mud people on par with animals. We don’t all have to agree, do we?”

When it comes to whether you treat my fellow humans with dignity, decency, and respect, there’s no room for disagreement. Go fuck yourself.

Good morning to you too. I do my best to treat everyone I meet fairly and justly no matter what I think of their politics or presumed politics.

I just want you to remember, that when Trump wins. It isnt some alt right fascist, racist America that is showing up to the poles. It will be because of the morale superiority of the left and its shift towards progressivism. "We are the party of the people, of the open minded, but wait, if you dont fall in line and think and operate just as we do, well then you're a homophobic, racist, neo nazi."

When you are agree with the main stream media, with the FDA, with the CDC, with BIG GOVT, with the corporations. You are no longer part of the resistance. 

Just remember that. Ill see you in November, friend. Back to my coffee and leaving this echo chamber. Cheers.

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2 minutes ago, MisterP said:

A scientific anomaly. We both know that's not the real issue here. You want to wear dresses and call yourself a women and suck dick, doesnt affect me. 

The real issue is allowing 12 year olds to choose if they want hormone blockers. It's teachers telling kids in schools they don't have to be their gender. 

The real issue is that you are a low information, low IQ dipshit who enjoys driveby hot takes because it makes you feel better about being a low information, low IQ dipshit.

Just now, Stilicho said:

The real issue is that you are a low information, low IQ dipshit who enjoys driveby hot takes because it makes you feel better about being a low information, low IQ dipshit.

Whatever insults, without knowing me, make you feel better. Feel free to continue my fellow UT graduate. Kisses. 

4 minutes ago, MisterP said:

The real issue is allowing 12 year olds to choose if they want hormone blockers. It's teachers telling kids in schools they don't have to be their gender

In the first thing actually happening?  Why is the second thing a bad thing, when at an age and development appropriate grade and explained appropriately?

27 minutes ago, MisterP said:

I would say if you are born with balls, and cant figure out that you are genetically a man.....you know what youre right. Theyre not dumb. They are mentally ill. Thanks for the clarification!!!!!


I would say that if you were born in the United States, have a University of Texas education, and can't write a grammatically correct sentence in a day and age when AI is right at your fingertips, you probably shouldn't be posting about the intellectual abilities of others.

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You can’t possibly believe that’s what is happening with trans or gender fluid people. 

Of course that’s what he thinks. He has a simpleton’s understanding of the universe. Put him on ignore or at the very least stop quoting his stupid bullshit.

Why isn’t this guy in prison ?

 

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17 minutes ago, MisterP said:

Good morning to you too. I do my best to treat everyone I meet fairly and justly no matter what I think of their politics or presumed politics.

I just want you to remember, that when Trump wins. It isnt some alt right fascist, racist America that is showing up to the poles. It will be because of the morale superiority of the left and its shift towards progressivism. "We are the party of the people, of the open minded, but wait, if you dont fall in line and think and operate just as we do, well then you're a homophobic, racist, neo nazi."

When you are agree with the main stream media, with the FDA, with the CDC, with BIG GOVT, with the corporations. You are no longer part of the resistance. 

Just remember that. Ill see you in November, friend. Back to my coffee and leaving this echo chamber. Cheers.

Poles? Morale? 

1 minute ago, MisterP said:

Good morning to you too. I do my best to treat everyone I meet fairly and justly no matter what I think of their politics or presumed politics.

I just want you to remember, that when Trump wins. It isnt some alt right fascist, racist America that is showing up to the poles. It will be because of the morale superiority of the left and its shift towards progressivism. "We are the party of the people, of the open minded, but wait, if you dont fall in line and think and operate just as we do, well then you're a homophobic, racist, neo nazi."

When you are agree with the main stream media, with the FDA, with the CDC, with BIG GOVT, with the corporations. You are no longer part of the resistance. 

Just remember that. Ill see you in November, friend. 

You type like texags. People, we are dealing with a very intelligent individual here.

If Trump wins the election - and make no mistake, despite the optimism on this board he is a slight but distinct favorite at this juncture - he will do so while his record moves to 0-3 in the popular vote. He will end up 10MM-12MM votes in the red over three elections (even more if he loses), not to mention costing the GOP countless downballot races. In no world did the prior or potential future election of the election of Donald Trump symbolize some groundswell of popular support for him or MAGA's platform of victimhood and cultural grievance; or likewise, a popular rebuke of the Democratic policy platform, progressivism, or whatever else you like to yell at clouds about. To even suggest that it does is phenomenally stupid and in no way grounded in reality. Trump ran behind Mitt Romney's 2012 performance both times he has been on the ballot and will again in 2024.

The only thing his election represents is a subtle realignment of political coalitions that created a significant advantage in the Electoral College; a quirk in our system, which is designed to empower the minority and make political change hard.

 

16 minutes ago, MisterP said:

Whatever insults, without knowing me, make you feel better. Feel free to continue my fellow UT graduate. Kisses. 

lol

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If it thinks like aggy, sounds like aggy...

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Woodrow was right not to claim him.

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37 minutes ago, MisterP said:

It's teachers telling kids in schools they don't have to be their gender. 

Teachers telling kids they can be whatever they want to be drives fascist assholes insane 

You can believe any religion you want. “Society” says no you can’t. (1500s)

You can love any race you want. “Society” says no you can’t. (1967)

You can have sex with anyone you want. “Society” says no you can’t. (1961)

You can marry whomever you want. “Society” says no you can’t. (2015)

You can express any gender you want. “Society” says no you can’t. 

They don’t want people to be free. They want everyone to be controlled in the same miserable cult. 

 

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On 3/4/2024 at 12:11 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

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Reminds me of a certain pornographic meme with a girl sitting on a couch and a number of nice gentlemen behind her.

They ought to do one with the Central Park 5.

On 3/10/2024 at 11:00 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Always thought about setting up a traveling dunking booth with a Biden impersonator.  Let the guy just obliterate the idiots with snarky truths.  All proceeds go to Biden Campaign.  

14 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

No. My son is also named Bort.

Dad?

14 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

No. My son is also named Bort.

Bort the Garj?!

10 hours ago, MisterP said:

I love people who cant define or figure out a gender or sex telling people they are dumb

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Your avatar is a ladyboy

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Exhibit 11venty billion that the GQP is no longer a serious party. By the way Biden looks great for an 81 year old with the weight of the world on his shoulders strolling down a bunch of steps.

Exhibit 11venty billion that the GQP is no longer a serious party. By the way Biden looks great for an 81 year old with the weight of the world on his shoulders strolling down a bunch of steps.

Wait…that’s not a spoof account? They meant what they said? That has to be a spoof.
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait…that’s not a spoof account? They meant what they said? That has to be a spoof.

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that was slow? I'm 45 and he probably would have gotten to the bottom before me

29 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Exhibit 11venty billion that the GQP is no longer a serious party. By the way Biden looks great for an 81 year old with the weight of the world on his shoulders strolling down a bunch of steps.

I remember back in 2020 when dotard started entering Air Force One through the cargo hold doors instead of going up the bigly stairs to the normal human entrance.  Not a peep from the dipshits about vigor and energy.

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I’m truly not surprised the RNC intern who tweeted that doesnt know who their own Speaker is 

I’m truly not surprised the RNC intern who tweeted that doesnt know who their own Speaker is 

They don’t last long enough to take the time to learn who they are.
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