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22 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I don't think that they want more accurate counts.  In fact I think that they want to introduce so much inaccuracy that they can just throw out the results and declare a winner of their choosing, or delay their reporting such that it cannot be accepted by the state, then complain about how they are being cheated.  Either way, they want to throw our election process into chaos so that they can undermine confidence in it.  They are not acting in good faith.

A bit conspiratorial to add to this, but the rural counties have been reporting first, pretty much national wide, and this slow down provides an opportunity for urban areas to potentially report first, then the fucking around could happen in rural areas, which is where their base is.   Crazy, as I said conspiratorial type thinking, but given what they've shown us they are willing to do, I don't think it's a huge stretch.  Hopefully, this idea is all for not, as the urban vote is too much overcome even with ridiculous shenanigans, but to put it completely past them....

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

A bit conspiratorial to add to this, but the rural counties have been reporting first, pretty much national wide, and this slow down provides an opportunity for urban areas to potentially report first, then the fucking around could happen in rural areas, which is where their base is.   Crazy, as I said conspiratorial type thinking, but given what they've shown us they are willing to do, I don't think it's a huge stretch.  Hopefully, this idea is all for not, as the urban vote is too much overcome even with ridiculous shenanigans, but to put it completely past them....

I hadn't thought about a "Box 13" situation, but that is also an opportunity for them to monkey wrench elections.

Bottom line, if the GQP is in favor of it, it is 100% NOT in good faith, and the end goal is fuckery.  

Citation: The Book of "Every Accusation is a Confession," chapter "every fucking chapter."

Some of those rural counties will need every last voter to stick around - need everyone registered voters' fingers and toes to count that high. 

45 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I don't think that they want more accurate counts.  In fact I think that they want to introduce so much inaccuracy that they can just throw out the results and declare a winner of their choosing, or delay their reporting such that it cannot be accepted by the state, then complain about how they are being cheated.  Either way, they want to throw our election process into chaos so that they can undermine confidence in it.  They are not acting in good faith.

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16 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

 

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This is simply perfect.

Don’t know how competitive that district is but it’s obvious from his comment that he assumes the R primary winner is going to win the general. So what are we calling out here?

Probably the fact he conceded before the polls were closed?  Maybe they do it differently there, and release count as they come in, and not wait until after the polls close.  Doubtful.  He might have been going off of exit poll results?

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t know how competitive that district is but it’s obvious from his comment that he assumes the R primary winner is going to win the general. So what are we calling out here?

Yes the R primary winner will win the district. There’s 11 people running. You don’t usually declare you lost before the polls close, unless you’re saying it’s rigged 

Dumbass retracted it and said they have 2 releases ready to go and this one went out by accident 

I'm sure this is going to be a must-see documentary:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm sure this is going to be a must-see documentary:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At what point do we seriously start considering these people traitors as opposed to unwitting morons?  I mean, they are clearly morons, but people like Tucker?  He may be the biggest traitor there is aside from dotard and Flynn.

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180 saves in 8 seasons with the Cubs

160 saves in 4 seasons with the Cardinals

Had some great seasons with the Red Sox as well.  I forget he pitched a whopping 8 innings for the Yankees, so Helobius must love him.  

What were we talking about again?  Oh yeah, J6 worshippers.  I have noticed, aside from a few insane House Members, the banter about them being illegally imprisoned 'n shit has all but died down.  And even some of them are finally admitting they've been totally slighted by Trump.  I hate to use the Battered Woman Syndrome analogy, but it's the most appropriate.  "You don't know what it's like when we're alone, he loves me!"  Some of them still think he cares about them and is only ignoring them/stealing money from them because he loves them.  But enough of them are at least waking up to the fact that they need to move on.  They're still fucked for life, but at least it's a step.  

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

That's either AI-created or a hostage video

I want to use both the angry and laughing emoji

Not sure why anyone would click on those videos.  I don't need to see anymore to know they are broken.  It's just rage inducing.

Sometimes it's funny to watch stupid people realize they're stupid in real time.  Most of the time, it never occurs to them.  But when it does, it's a wonderful drug.  

At least that one woman had the honesty to say she didn't know how many amendments there were and that all she cared about were the 1st & 2nd.  At least she's transparent and not spouting bullshit preceded by, "Well, as a student of the Constitution, let me learn ya' something."  I've taken multiple courses in undergrad and law school in ConLaw and even I don't know what each amendment is once you get past #14.  But everybody should at least familiarize themselves with the Bill of Rights.  Everybody MAGA just trails off after their 2A rants.  But you sure as shit bet they're about to get even more familiar with the 5th Amendment because it's about to be all Trump can utter in public.  

obligatory Mulaney bit about 3A. "THE ARMY CAN'T LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE!"  

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

At what point do we seriously start considering these people traitors as opposed to unwitting morons?  I mean, they are clearly morons, but people like Tucker?  He may be the biggest traitor there is aside from dotard and Flynn.

I mean I considered them traitors about 4-5 years ago. 

Okay, Cruz saying "Anal Blast" is the biggest laugh of my week.  I mean, I know it wasn't him.  But considering his affinity for Cory Chase anal porn and him celebrating it's banning in Texas with no sense of irony.  

Oh wait, shit.  So we're literally a simulation making a simulation.  Goddamit! 

26 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Oh no, where will all those socially liberal, but fiscally conservative people go?

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

JFC is right

20 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

180 saves in 8 seasons with the Cubs

160 saves in 4 seasons with the Cardinals

Look at the hat on the HoF plaque. 

On 3/20/2024 at 5:06 AM, Pancho said:

 

 


That dude seems… off.

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:


That dude seems… off.

That guy sneaks into your room at night to ask if you want to play tummy sticks

SEC football will do that to you apparently. 

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

SEC football will do that to you apparently. 

Oklahoma already fits right in! 

14 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

SEC football will do that to you apparently. 

 

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oklahoma already fits right in! 

Some other thread, some other topic based on southern baptism/evangelicalism, there were a series of articles and one included a discussion of the subsequent legacies of slavery and the slave states. One notable set of charts was the general health and life expectancy, prevalence of heart disease, etc, on a state by state basis. It pretty much looked like the map in this tweet. Basically, all the confederate states had horrible fucking life expectancies and outsized levels of hearth disease...becuase they had outsized numbers of African American populations by percentage.  Of course, this can also be true as well as the comment that guy made in his tweet. Funny how all that shit remains intertwined. But yeah, there's no racism that exists tdoay!

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

SEC football will do that to you apparently. 

That road trip to Starkville is what puts it over the top.  

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"...jungle lips cause what is coming out of her lips in MONKEY SENSE !"

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8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


trump’s typical deal is he keeps 99 cents of every dollar 

He misappropriates the Bible like his head misappropriates his face.  

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Glad to see Republicans are openly shitting on the Bible and the teachings of Jesus as we head into Easter.

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